【011】First come, first served
I picked up the book that had been thrown by someone else from the ground and threw it on the ground, and the sound of "......pop" resounded in every corner of the classroom.
I stood on the stool angrily and yelled: "I'm Nyima, who threw it over, have the ability to stand up and let Lao Tzu see what the you are, I'm, dare to throw me." ”
I, who had never lost my temper in the class, startled everyone with a loud yell, and everyone looked at me and didn't dare to speak.
"Damn, don't fucking pretend to be a grandson, dare to throw the book over, if you have the ability, stand up and let grandpa see, or not a man, you have the ability to come clearly, and make tricks behind people's backs, it's a bad seed, fuck."
I looked around and saw that no one was responding, and I continued to curse, and I didn't believe how thick anyone's skin could be.
Sitting in the back row, there were people who saw the books thrown over, and they all turned their eyes to Chen Kai who was chasing Ma Rong, he was really embarrassed to stand up, pretending to be very brave and said: "Nima's, I threw it, what's the matter, what do you want?" ”
"What do you say? Are you fucking owed, Lao Tzu didn't abolish you today, just your surname. ”
As I spoke, I rushed forward, punched Chen Kai in the face, kicked him in the lower abdomen, and then we scuffled, for this kind of weak scholar who stayed in the key class, it was more than enough to deal with him with my experience in mixing rivers and lakes.
Three times five divided by two, after a while I rode on Chen Kai's body, controlling his two hands, he squirmed, but he couldn't move, he couldn't get up, he could only watch me sing a song to conquer me.
", Lao Tzu didn't provoke you, you are a bad pen, why are you beating me with a book, do you think that you have been living too smoothly recently, and you have nothing to do, right?" I rode on Chen Kai and said.
"Who asked you to sit with Ma Rong, who doesn't know that I'm chasing Ma Rong, and I started chasing her first, so you have to come first and come first." Chen Kai said unwillingly.
"What's wrong with me and Ma Rong sitting together, what kind of green onion are you, Ma Rong didn't admit that you are her boyfriend, what are the first to come, what do you think is buying vegetables in the vegetable market, and you have to queue up, what are you doing as Ma Rong." I laughed at Chen Kai with a hippie smile, and everyone in the class began to laugh at him.
I saw Ma Rong's face red and white for a while, and then I realized that I had said the wrong thing, I shouldn't describe Ma Rong as buying vegetables in the vegetable market, and more seriously, I said that I lined up to buy vegetables, I finally understood the meaning of the other half of the classmates laughing with me, it didn't feel right, and then stopped.
"What qualifications do you have to sit with Ma Rong like you, a scumbag who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, and loves to fight, do you think you deserve it?" Chen Kai still humiliated me unrelentingly.
I was very calm at this time, and I didn't want to argue with him anymore, so I just said very calmly: "Let me tell you, I am Qiao San, from today onwards I will chase Ma Rong, you can't even beat me in a fight, what qualifications do you say, can you protect her?" ”
The ridicule in the class was surging wave after wave, Chen Kai was really humiliated by me and had no dignity to say, if someone else wanted to dig a hole in the ground and get into it, he would never come out again.
Just as I was laughing happily, Ma Rong pushed away the crowd and walked in, pulling me up from Chen Kai without giving face.
Ma Rong said to me in a righteous manner: "Qiao Chen, who do you think you are, you have a few brothers in school, you think you are amazing, right, I tell you now, I have agreed to be Chen Kai's girlfriend, you die of this heart." ”
I was suddenly as uncomfortable as five thunderbolts, and then all the ridicule came at me again, laughing at my ignorance, laughing at my arrogance, laughing at my arrogance, laughing at my toad for wanting to eat swan meat......
At this time, all emotions and loneliness are like a deep well, I want to jump down and never come out again.
"Qiao San, yes, I remember you, you wait for me, I won't let you have a good time." Chen Kai got up from the ground, the villain looked proud, smiled obscenely, patted the dirt on his body and told me.
I sneered and didn't speak, just stood stunned and looked at Ma Rong intently, Ma Rong didn't look at me from beginning to end.
I just thought of Chen Kai as air, I only thought about Ma Rong in my heart, I really don't know why Ma Rong came to humiliate me, I also helped her bear the guilt, is she so cold-blooded and ruthless.
I was not angry with Ma Rong in my heart, and I just didn't understand why?
"Don't toss around, it's useless, Ma Rong is mine, admit defeat." Chen Kai still kept sarcastically mocking me sentence by sentence, and after speaking, he sat down next to Ma Rong with his textbook very shamelessly.
I turned my head, slammed the door and walked out of the classroom, running back to the dorm room to smoke hard.
After a while, I saw the plane and steamed buns coming back, and they looked at me unusually, and they didn't know why.
"Three, what's wrong with you?" Mantou sat down across from me and asked me.
I didn't speak, my eyes fluttering.
"In my opinion, there must be something wrong with San, this man can be uncomfortable like this, and he will definitely not be able to escape these three things."
"Tell me, for what three things?" Mantou asked the plane curiously.
"The first is for money, the second is for studying, and the third is for women. This money is definitely not, everyone usually eats steamed buns and mustards together when they have no money, this is definitely not; This study is definitely not, the three bodies are in the experimental class, they haven't been brushed down for so long, and coping with the exam must be like chopping melons and vegetables, and the strength is definitely not ordinary, and the three are not people who are sad for studying, so there are women left, and women must be to blame. "The analysis of the aircraft is really methodical, and every sentence is in action.
"Airplane, you're so, I really admire you." Mantou is really full of appreciation and praise for the plane.
I was also deeply impressed by the knowledge of airplanes, squinted at the airplane and said, "I was really right by you, I am sympathetic to you." ”
"Damn, you're out of love too?" Mantou was very surprised.
"Your underground activities are quite hidden, is Gillian also rejecting you, hahaha, hahaha......." The plane's gloating laughter seemed to find a hint of comfort in me.
"Holy, we're good brothers, can you say a human thing, am I that kind of person? Lao Tzu said that the women that the brothers love, Lao Tzu will never touch his hands, this is my principle of life, grass. ”
"Then who were you hurt, let's hear it." The plane was very interested in hearing stories about my misfortunes, and my sorrows to find fun.
"By the way, three, we haven't seen you fall in love? Where did you come from? Mantou asked.
"I fell in love with Ma Rong in our class, but Ma Rong fell in love with someone else."
As soon as I finished saying this, the two of them just laughed wildly, laughing heartily, is it funny? I really can't read their reactions.
I looked back and thought about what I had said several times, but I didn't realize that I was telling a bad joke.
"Three, it seems that you are worse than me, although Gillian rejected me, but she still gave me a chance, but you don't even have a chance, no, you have to invite us to dinner today."
The plane and steamed buns just mixed me up and ran to the supermarket for a binge purchase, and then waited for me to pay.
I was speechless and looked at their beaten faces and paid, but there was no pain in the face of this squandering, and it seemed that I was really hurt.
I'm also thinking about how to fix that Chen Kai in my heart, although Ma Rong rejected me in person, but I just can't beat Xiaoqiang, unless Ma Rong really makes me very sure that she is in love with someone else, otherwise I have to rush up to love her, like her, and pursue her without hesitation.
This will be an unwavering goal that I have set for myself at the moment.