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The witty boy Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully analyzed the current situation, and thought that since Lawson let him come over to contact Huang Shuyi, he would definitely arrange a reasonable and easy to approach the other party's identity.

Needless to say, it is naturally the most suitable country in the United States.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang also admired his excellent analytical ability.

"Hehe," as the saying goes, there is food in your heart, and you don't panic.

Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had a conclusion, coughed lightly: "I just came back from studying in the United States, and I would like to ask you to take care of me in the future." ”

Quite a gentleman's self-introduction.

It's just that Tang Hongxi didn't expect that as soon as his voice fell, Li Minghan on the side suddenly laughed as if he had taken the wrong medicine: "This Xiaoqiang classmate is quite joking, hehe, in fact, Xiaoqiang came back from Ethiopia." ”

"Wow~" This sound fell, and the audience burst into laughter.

What happened to Zhang Xiaoqiang at that time...... Ethiopia!?

This Nima ...... What a cheat!!

Is the country mentally retarded? Give Lao Zi'an such an identity, how can you call your brother to "pick up girls" in the future?

It is estimated that Zhang Xiaoqiang was embarrassed, and Li Minghan immediately added: "Everyone be quiet, although Xiaoqiang is studying in Ethiopia, he is studying and starting his own business at the same time, and through his own efforts, he founded a leading enterprise of "Xiaoqiang called Ji" from scratch in the local area, and now he has 20 chain restaurants. On the one hand, I returned to China to recharge and understand the situation in China; On the other hand, it is necessary to introduce "Xiaoqiang called ji" into China. ”

Good guy, it's okay if Li Minghan doesn't say it, this explanation is that the students under it are like they are sick.

"Hahaha, Xiaoqiang...... It's called Ji, you kid really have to be creative to open a store. ”

"Hey, do you have a big health care in your store?"

"Hurry up to the East Bay, Miss needs you there!"

……

Seeing that the more and more ridiculous it was on the field, the more it was talking, the more it didn't change, Li Minghan had to stop the students' noise again.

For this Li Minghan's big mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang can be regarded as a teacher.

This guy simply doesn't give him a way to live, and in the future, he must check the other party's "eight generations of ancestors" to see if there is anyone in the family tree who has an enmity with him in the previous life.

"That Xiaoqiang, you just sit ......" his eyes swept around the class, and Li Minghan immediately pointed: "You just sit in the last row." ”

Following the direction of Li Minghan's finger, Zhang Xiaoqiang found the target.

In fact, there is no need to look for it, because there is an empty seat in the back row of the whole class.

"Well, then I'll go down." really didn't want to continue to stay on the stage to be a monkey for everyone, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped off the podium and walked towards the end of the class.

For the position given by Li Minghan, Zhang Xiaoqiang was quite satisfied.

As the so-called has been in literature for decades, Zhang Xiaoqiang graduated from kindergarten, and then after nine years of compulsory education, a million-strong army fighting the college entrance examination, and a four-year college civil war, he is not ignorant of school.

It is precisely because of knowing him that it is certain that in each class, there is a mysterious organization.

This organization is well-documented and has a small number of people.

They often wander in the back of the classroom, which is highly hidden, and maintains the principle of "well water does not interfere with river water" with each class teacher.

They are elusive, united and hardworking, and all of them are agile, and they can be called the elite of the best in the class.

Laughing in class, crazy after class, and every gesture has a hint of coquettishness.

Their main task is to liven up the boring classroom atmosphere, and sometimes they will comment on every word that the teacher has said with a pee.

To put it bluntly, it is these selfless warriors who have successfully rescued many lost lambs and greatly reduced the risk of sudden death of students in class.

They are the legendary saviors of the class! Who are they, you ask?

They never leave a name for their good deeds, and if they have to find a proper name, they are used to calling themselves "back row"!!

Being selected in the last row, Zhang Xiaoqiang was extremely excited.

After all, compared to listening to the teacher talk about those boring scientific and cultural knowledge, Zhang Xiaoqiang is more willing to do penance in the back row by himself.

Over the years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has changed in many aspects, but his habit of loving "self-study" has not changed.

If you don't "teach yourself" on your own, how can you learn about the different high-end killing techniques?

If you don't "self-teach" yourself, how can you understand the Ninjutsu ability of the Japanese Ox Fork?

If you hadn't "taught" on your own, you would have known nearly 100 art masters?

In the classroom, the teacher always teaches us 123, abcd, but what is really used in society is to deceive and brag and pretend to b.

If you don't study hard about "rare goods" in these years, you will be embarrassed to go to the table to talk about big deals of more than 200 yuan in the future.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ran towards his "dragon head" throne, but he didn't think that there were many people who wanted to harm me this year.

If Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't pay attention to it, he was mixed with garlic on the soles of his feet and planted on the ground.

I got a fork!! What's going on with this Nima!?

Zhang Xiao turned his head violently, and in his eyes, he saw that his face was slowly lifting his right leg, and his face showed displeasure.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he never thought that his face was preemptive, and he shouted: "Hey, I don't have long eyes, these are my new ones, you can see that you stepped on them!" ”

I...... This is a proper low-IQ second-generation face.

Just before Zhang Xiaoqiang could speak further, Li Minghan had already knocked on the table: "Okay, okay, everyone quietly return to their seats and sit down, let's start the class below!" ”

The number one has spoken, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, a freshman, is not easy to do.

After all, he's here to pick up girls, uh no...... How can those who have accomplished major national affairs affect their hearts with their own grievances?

The old paper is a gentleman, and he doesn't bother with you.

In line with the principle of learning from Comrade "Ah Q", Zhang Xiaoqiang farted as a second face, stood up by himself, patted off the dust stained with "Baleno", and walked straight to his place.

When he arrived at the position, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned to find out...... I don't know if I don't know it, and I'm shocked when I see it!

Just now, he patronized his life on the stage, and he didn't look at his position.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang simply blinded his eyes.

As we all know, the class seats are all two-seaters, just like the double beds in our daily homes.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's seat is no exception, and at this time, this person is sitting on his seat.

It's just that this person is a human being is a bit insulting, and that thing can't be described as human at all, it's just a ball of meat piled up on the sitting.

Yes! This is definitely the second "fat" guy Zhang Xiaoqiang has seen in his life.

Who is the first one, you ask?

Nonsense, in this world, the earth is the fattest, if the old pig is called second, who dares to say first!?

However, the people in front of him and the old pig are definitely equal, and the most important thing is that the other party is not small, and the other party is as tall as Zhang Xiaoqiang just by sitting. (To be continued.) )