46. Slap the face of the peerless son (3)
The poisonous gentleman bent down, stared at her with big eyes and tilted his head to look at her for a while, and asked weakly, "You...... Who are you? ”
Ah, this thing doesn't know her? Could it be that I met a guy who looks like a poisonous gentleman?!
The poisonous gentleman paused, seemed extremely dissatisfied with her non-response, and pointed at himself again. "And who am I?"
Liu Shui's eyes blinked, and he looked at him from head to toe.
He seemed to have taken a shower and changed into a rare white dress, the face that could be seen in any world was already good-looking, and now it looked even fairer and more handsome, but the usual evil face was eliminated from the calculation and cruelty, and a pair of fawn-like wet eyes were confused and confused, making the whole person look extremely cute and harmless.
Of course, even if he was cute, Liu Shui didn't dare to classify him as a white rabbit.
But this is how he looks...... Could it be that she was stimulated by her poison? Gloomy vanilla is so poisonous that it can confuse the mind......
The poisonous gentleman continued to stare at the innocent. "I've been here for a long time, and I haven't seen anyone, who are you? Why are we all here? ”
Looks like there's something wrong with IQ too.
If he hadn't had a bad brain and was tempting her with some purpose, then ...... Just play with him!
Liu Shui hooked his lips, revealing a harmless bright smile, stretched out his hand to pull him to sit down beside him, rubbed his head, and said angrily: "Why do stupid children forget about it, your name is Sanmao, I am your mother!" ”
The poisonous gentleman was stupid all of a sudden, looked at her blankly, and pointed at himself again, as if he couldn't believe it: "You...... I...... You, mother? ”
"yes, why did you forget it, could it be that you hit the wall again? There are only two of us in this valley, you have a bad brain since you were a child, and you are always bullied outside, so my mother specially found this valley and studied to treat you, how did you get sicker, and now you don't even recognize your mother, don't you think I'm ugly? Alas, a miserable life is like me! God, you treat me like this, you are so cruel! Holding the poisonous gentleman, she sang and wrote well, and her tears fell, which made the poisonous gentleman stunned.
Tears dripped onto the poisonous gentleman's face, and the poisonous gentleman suddenly panicked, hurriedly wiped her tears, and said awkwardly: "Mother, don't cry, don't cry!" Sanmao is well-behaved, does not make his mother angry, and his mother does not cry...... Mother doesn't cry, Sanmao is obedient, Sanmao is obedient......"
Liu Shui almost burst out laughing, this guy really called her mother!
She touched the poisonous gentleman's head, rubbing snot and tears onto him. "This is my mother's good child, your father died early, I pulled you up with a handful of and urine, I don't know how many white eyes and sneers over the years, if you don't recognize your mother and are not obedient, your mother might as well die!"
The poisonous gentleman hurriedly said: "My mother is not sad, Sanmao is very obedient, and Sanmao listens to my mother." ”
Liu Shui slapped him on the ass when he heard this, and raised his eyebrows: "Then you are still running around!" Next time you run around and let me look all over the mountain, see if I don't kill you! ”
The poisonous gentleman was aggrieved, but he didn't dare to resist, and said weakly: "That's because I can't find my mother......"
Liu Shui frowned coldly: "Are you still reasonable?" ”
The poisonous gentleman was suddenly silenced.
Liu Shui rubbed the corners of her eyebrows, things are a little chaotic now, and she needs some time to sort them out.
After a while, the poisonous gentleman tugged at the corner of her clothes.
She reflexively glared at her: "What for?!" ”
The poisonous gentleman shrank his hand in fright, and his big watery eyes were full of innocence and pity. "Mother, I'm hungry ......"
Depend on! When she looked up at the sky, it was already dark, and she was tired enough after turning around in the past three days, she couldn't get out for a while anyway, so it was better to recharge her energy and wait for dawn before leaving. So he nodded, patted the dust on his body and stood up. "You come with me, I'll cook and stir-fry, you make a fire and add firewood!"
The poisonous gentleman obediently followed.
After dinner, it was completely dark, Liu Shui lit a candle and turned the poisonous gentleman's house upside down, but he didn't find the books he needed, so he had to yawn and climb to bed.
In the middle of the night, the blurry door opened, and a long figure walked in from the outside with a dark aura and a cold wind. Liu Shui suddenly woke up, pinched the silver needle on his fingertips, and was secretly vigilant in his heart.
This cunning villain was almost deceived by him, but fortunately she was vigilant!
But there is no danger prompt for the broken system, and the keys are out of order?
Let's see what tricks he plays.
The poisonous gentleman Shi Shiran came to the bed, a pair of deep eyes were eerie between the flickering candles, he looked at her like that, looking from head to toe, not letting go of an inch.
Liu Shui held his breath and condensed, so nervous that the sweat in his palms came out.
After a while, the poisonous gentleman seemed to be sleepwalking and muttered, "Mother, ......"
Nani?!
Liu Shui felt that his brain was not enough, and this guy came over in the middle of the night just to recognize his relatives?
Before he could make up his mind, the poisonous gentleman moved, he lifted the corner of the thin quilt, got into the quilt, lay down beside her, rubbed his head, and fell asleep with even breathing around her neck.
What is the status of this? Liu Shui opened his eyes, stared at the silver needles on his fingertips, hesitated for a while, and poked at the man who was in a sweet sleep.
"Ah!!h The poisonous gentleman tore through the sky with a scream, sat up suddenly, covered his waist and pointed at her, a pair of moist eyes filled with a large mist, and he was aggrieved and sad, "Mother's ......"
"Go down!" Liu Shui shouted unceremoniously.
"Don't!" The poisonous gentleman shook his head, and continued to look at her aggrievedly with a pair of big eyes, "I want to sleep with my mother, it's dark outside, and Sanmao is afraid!" ”
10,000 grass and mud horses rushed overhead!
The corners of Liu Shui's eyes twitched, and he couldn't hold back the roar that ran to his throat: "How old are you still sleeping with your mother, are you ashamed, go out!" Otherwise, I'll poke you with a needle! ”
"Don't, it's dark outside! It's cold outside! The poisonous gentleman looked firm, and then carefully pulled her sleeve, "Mother, don't drive me away, Sanmao is afraid of ......"
Who are you selling cuteness for? "Didn't you say to listen to your mother?"
"I won't be obedient and ignore you anymore!"
This was effective, and the poisonous gentleman rolled out of bed with a grunt, and immediately ran out of the door.
Liu Shui breathed a sigh of relief, tightened the quilt cover, and closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
After a while, the poisonous gentleman ran back again, lifted the quilt and tried to get in again. Liu Shui turned his head and shouted angrily: "Why are you running in again?!" ”
The poisonous gentleman shuddered, and crawled out with a roll.
Then when she lay down and fell asleep, she ran back again......
After doing this again and again, Liu Shui was exhausted by him, and let go of the bed and ran to sleep under the eaves in a huff.
I didn't know that when I turned my head after dawn, the poisonous gentleman was sleeping sweetly by her side, and the quilt was half covered on his body.
Liu Shui: "......"
*******
Liu Shui found that she seemed to have one more follower.
She combed her hair, and he watched from the side; She changed her clothes, and he stood guard outside the door; She cooks, and he adds fire to the stove; She went out, and he followed; She sat down, and he was struggling; She ran away, and he chased after her; She ate, and he stared at ......
has no memory and no IQ, his light skills are still higher than her, and his skills are better than her, and he can't get rid of it anyway. It's like a newborn calf sticking to its mother, not letting go of a single step.
In this regard, Liu Shui went from frustration to resignation to excavation of utilization value, which can be regarded as accepting.
She quickly walked out of the valley full of poisonous insects and poisonous flowers, took a few bottles of medicine from the poisonous gentleman to the pawnshop to exchange for entanglement, and hired a carriage to rush to the capital.
Half a month later, the two finally came to the feet of the Son of Heaven.
Liu Shui found an inn to rest, and was about to go out for a walk, when he followed the fart worm again. She stroked her forehead with a headache: "Didn't you stay in the inn and wait for me, what did you do with me?" ”
The poisonous gentleman blinked his innocent eyes and held her arm: "Sanmao is afraid that his mother will run away." ”
"That's it! Follow along, don't move your hands and feet, be careful that I clean you up! Liu Shui felt that the most regrettable thing in her life was to deceive this product, if she hadn't introduced herself as his wife, he wouldn't have chased her step by step, and she tried to abandon her parents and children.
Isn't it good to be biological at all, he looks much older than her, and the age difference is here, can't he see it?
Well, it's a joke to reason with an adult who only has the IQ of a three-year-old child, and she doesn't have the courage to say it too explicitly, after all, the son she picked up is a well-known and ruthless perverted poisonous gentleman, okay, she won't do anything good by tearing her face.
If she had to choose between a stupid son who was stalking and a poisonous gentleman who was mentally distorted, she would definitely choose a stupid son, because at least the stupid son would not be too lethal to her.
"But......" The poisonous gentleman looked at the woman holding the child in front of him, his eyes showed longing, "Mother, I want to ......"
Roll the calves! The corners of Liu Shui's mouth twitched, and he pulled a rock sugar gourd from the stall to block his mouth. "Eat your food well, my mother doesn't like to talk to children!"
"Hmm." The poisonous gentleman had a sugar gourd in his mouth, pouting and reluctant to respond.
In the area of the capital, there are many people, and she is a character who is being searched for by Xu Shilong, so she has to be careful. Fortunately, the folk customs in the capital are still not very open, and most of the boudoir women will cover their faces with light gauze when they go out, but it does not seem that she stands out from the crowd and is abrupt and dazzling.
Following Li Yinrong's memory to Xu Shilong's official residence, Liu Shui hid behind a big tree dozens of meters away, looking at the magnificent buildings with two mighty lions standing at the door, and the guard slaves standing at the door, his heart fluttered a few times in an instant, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously hooked.
Xu Shilong, Li Yinrong is back, are you ready to accept her provocation and revenge?
The hatred of killing her father, the hatred of stealing her family, the humiliation of contempt, and the resentment of abusing her body, she was originally the proud daughter of heaven who loved her father and brother, but she was depressed and turned here. Li Yinrong's life is unfortunate, and all this misfortune comes from him.
Looking at the resentment in the abdominal cavity, you can see how deep the hatred is buried in Li Yinrong's heart, and she will use revenge to resolve this resentment.
She is not a person who forgives lightly, and since she has come, she will not die well.
The iniquity that has been made, the debts that have been owed, and the cycle of cause and effect should be repaid.