"I tell you, Lao Tzu is not bent!" Ignoring Wang Lei's obstruction, Lao Liu shouted loudly, "Lao Tzu is a straight man!" We're talking about something else! ”

"Oh? Something else? Although it is a pity that everyone could not witness a pair of love affairs that are not allowed to be worldly, the fire of gossip that raged in their hearts after hearing this other thing still burned again.

"That's right! Something else! Lao Liu nodded in affirmation.

"Damn, it's a matter of secrecy, how can you do this!" Wang Lei was also anxious, this matter was enough for these people to laugh at him for half a year!

"Lao Tzu is going to make life bend, and it doesn't matter if you keep it secret or not, not to mention that Lao Tzu also uses his own secret to bury you?" Lao Liu is really anxious.

Wang Lei was speechless.

"Lao Liu! What's the secret? Speak up and listen! Li Ming, who had just finished filming a video and shouted a click, walked over, with a flame called gossip burning in his eyes.

"Here's the thing, didn't I meet a netizen a few days ago?" In the eyes of everyone's gossip, Lao Liu began his own big revelation.

"Netizen? , Lao Liu, don't you chat with strangers? You're a bad boy! also made an appointment with netizens, your little secret is that you secretly made an appointment with netizens, and then when you arrived, you found that the other party was a Tang Feng beauty with a height of one meter and four and a weight of one hundred and forty kilograms? If you want to run, you didn't run, and you were caught by a beautiful woman? "It is worthy of a man who wants to become an international director, and his sense of smell of the "plot" is keen, this is not Liu Busy just said, Director Li Da automatically made up the climax and ending of the story!

"! What and what! Didn't I make an appointment with a netizen? After I got to that bar, I didn't see netizens yet, I saw Lao Wang first! Liu Xian glanced at Li Ming with a resentful face, which frightened Li Ming's chrysanthemum.

"Lao Wang? it! Could it be that the secret is that the 'beautiful woman' with whom you have been chatting for a long time and is ready to start meeting and do something meaningful about such an important academic question as the origin of mankind is Lao Wang? "Director Li Da is the truth again!

"Isn't that still a bend?" Jiang Yan subconsciously took a few steps away from the two of them, and everyone nodded thoughtfully.

"! What do you think about all day? I'll accept it, so you don't want to read so many beautiful novels! Liu hurriedly rolled his eyes and decided to ignore the goods, "I saw Lao Wang, and a woman, a woman I know!" Lao Liu's words were amazing.

"! This time it must be right, that woman is your netizen, she must have thought that the two of them were not exciting enough, and asked another netizen, but I didn't expect the two of you to live in a dormitory and brothers, this plot, God develops! No, I'm going to make this story! Li Ming's technique of rushing to answer is getting more and more slippery.

"Get out!" Liu was busy and Wang Lei spoke at the same time.

"This tacit understanding" I don't know which onlookers whispered, and the two burst into tears

"Go on!" Jiang Yan felt that his gossip soul was burning.

"I don't just know that woman, you all know her!" Liu hurriedly glanced at Jiang Yan and Li Ming as he spoke, this time Li Ming didn't say anything, hearing this, he already knew who the woman was. Knowing who it was, Jiang Yan and Li Ming both looked at Wang Lei angrily.

"That's right! That's the kind of look you have! Liu hurriedly shouted, breaking the silence at the scene, "When I saw these two people, I also showed this kind of look, but I didn't go up directly to say anything to the two, but watched quietly on the side!" ”

Voyeurism?

Everyone subconsciously avoided Liu Busier, this product still has this hobby? Be careful in the future! This is the voice of the girls at the scene, will Liu Xian cry and faint in the toilet after knowing the truth?

Not noticing the phenomenon that everyone's eyes became strange when they looked at him, Liu hurriedly continued his truth: "At that time! Countless thoughts flashed through my heart, should I rush up and grab Wang Lei and beat him up to make him sober, or should I go over and pretend to meet by chance to break the good thing of the two? Or just treat it as if you haven't seen it and let Lao Wang continue to sink? ”

Everyone who doesn't know the truth wonders in their hearts, why do you have such a big idea in your heart? And say that you are not bent? You're not crooked, doesn't that woman have a leg with you?

"Getting to the point!" Seeing that Liu Xian still had a tendency to continue to ramble, Jiang Yan said these three words.

"Alright! Just when I was struggling with my thoughts, I found out that the woman was right, you heard it right, it was the woman, she took out a ring, and said something in her mouth, as if she was proposing to Lao Wang. Lao Liu's face was weird, "Curious, I walked two steps and finally heard the conversation between the two clearly!" ”

"Listen, don't talk about it!" As soon as everyone heard Gao Chao, Wang Lei shouted and interrupted Liu Xian's words, you stay away, if it is really what Lao Liu said, there will be a time when your kid speaks. Jiang Yan glanced at him, and then motioned for Liu Busy to continue.

"I walked in and heard their conversation." The scene returned to that night with Liu Xian's narration.

Lao Liu, who missed the previous conversation, heard the following.

Looking at the ring that the woman took out and listening to her words, Wang Lei said with a look of resentment: "What? Tie the knot? Do you still have the face to tell me to get married? Before, I just thought that you chose to leave and throw yourself into the arms of that man in order to become famous, but now I know that in the past three years of our relationship, you have been splitting your legs for two years and eleven months! ”

"it!" The scene was broken by an exclamation, and everyone returned to reality from Lao Liu's memories, and then a sound of inhalation and "slotting" sounded one after another.

Looking at Wang Lei, everyone's eyes changed.

What a wretched man! has been in love for three years, and his girlfriend has been splitting legs for two years and eleven months, which is worn by this green hat. Everyone looked at each other strangely.

"It's not just a green hat! It's like a forest on your head! In a girl's words, Wang Lei said that Wang Lei had a painful look on his face and pretended not to hear it.

After everyone digested this amazing explosive news, Liu Xian continued to start his story.

When: That night.

Characters: Liu Busy, unknown female netizens who did not appear, Wang Lei, Wang Lei's unknown ex-girlfriend.

Event: Two or three things after the cuckold king was proposed.

"Lei, you have to believe me! No matter how many men are changed, when I look at them, all I see in my heart is you! "The woman's acting skills are comparable to those of the actor, if it weren't for what she said, it would be too unreliable, and the voyeuristic Liu Xian almost thought that what she said was true.

Looking at his ex-girlfriend who was staring at him affectionately, Wang Lei stretched out his hand and took the ring from the woman's hand

"! O Wang! Do you really want to open it? Did you promise her? Congratulations on joining the United Nations! Li Ming's exaggerated cry woke up the stunned crowd.

"Li Dao'er, when will Brother Wang join the United Nations!" A girl with a very talented talent asked very cooperatively.

"That's a good question! You may not know that woman, that woman's career is the kind of person who runs all day long. Do you think, with that woman's character, running from south to north, lovers can form a strengthening group, or the kind that countries in the world have. Do you think that if Lao Wang marries that woman, will it be possible for that woman's future children to form a United Nations? "Director Li's brain hole is really not something that ordinary people can block.

Hearing Li Ming's divine explanation, although everyone sympathized with Wang Lei, they still couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Go on!" Jiang Yan's expression did not change and said lightly.

"I wondered at the time! I know that Lao Wang will not marry that girl! Liu Xian was interrupted as soon as he said a word, and Li Ming corrected him, "He doesn't call marrying, that's marrying!" ”

"Alright! I know that Lao Wang should not marry that girl! Why is it so awkward. Liu hurriedly pouted, "Then what did he do with the ring?" This is also what everyone is curious about.

"After that, Lao Wang's behavior told me the answer, Lao Wang took the ring, looked at it and looked at it, it looked very valuable!" Liu Busy had a tendency to gossip again, Jiang Yan glared at him before the goods got back on track, "Looking at the ring, Lao Wang asked the woman lightly: What did I ask you to do for you this time?" ”

Well? Everyone who doesn't understand is wondering in their hearts, why did such a sentence suddenly pop up?

"It turns out that Lao Wang also saw that this woman came back with some kind of purpose!" Liu Xian's voice sounded again, "Hearing Lao Wang ask this, the woman seemed to see hope, and said with an affectionate look and a surprise in her eyes that couldn't be hidden: Lei, you have to believe me, I really didn't come back to you with a purpose, I just wandered for a long time before I realized that what I liked for so many years has always been you." Of course, you also know that as a singing artist, I need a few good songs, so after we get married, can you ask your brother Jiang Yan to help me tailor a few suitable songs! ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yan's face became gloomy. This woman is really unscrupulous and has no lower limit!

Do you want songs? Do you want to take advantage of my east wind? Are you a good bully when I am a brother? All right! I'll fulfill you, write for you, and make you angry, but I don't know if you dare to do it next!

"This woman is good enough, do you take everyone for a fool?" Seeing the change in Jiang Yan's face, Liu Xian said with a slight mockery, "But I am very relieved to see what Lao Wang did afterwards, after listening to the woman's words, Lao Wang first made a contemplative expression, and the woman saw that Lao Wang was thinking, and her face showed a touch of joy. When Lao Wang nodded slightly while thinking, the surprise on the woman's face was irrepressibly revealed. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Xian showed a sarcastic smile on his face: "I'm really curious, just how does she have the courage to play some beauty tricks with her IQ." At the moment when the woman's face was already full of surprises for the success of her plan, Lao Wang threw the ring in his hand on the woman's face! Speaking of this, Lao Liu showed a happy expression on his face.