4.04
Su Wan steadily occupied the headlines of the campus BBS for three days, until all the college freshmen arrived, and was topped down by a post of "The Most Beautiful Freshman".
But what I didn't expect was that Su Wan, the most beautiful freshman on the post, ranked first for the reason that her courage was commendable. There's also a link to her deeds that day.
Su Wan couldn't cry or laugh when she looked at the post, what kind of headlines is this, is it on the headlines again?
All the way down, the real people are all visual animals, and they are all beautiful women and handsome guys. And Su Wan is among these beauties, but she is not so attractive.
However, Su Wan has a baby face and delicate facial features, but she is also sweet and cute.
Because of the generation of this post, what followed was a post about voting for [Who is the most beautiful], and what Su Wan didn't expect was that she was on the list, and the number was not low, ranking second. The first is a beauty named Yu Yanran, who is the kind of thrilling beauty with no dead ends in 360 degrees, so she deserves to be the school flower of this year.
However, although Su Wan's ranking is second, the name given to her by everyone is not so good, called [Warrior].
A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and face the dripping blood.
Su Wan would not have thought that an unintentional move that day would have such a long period of continuity. So much so that she was recognized by everyone at a glance before she opened her mouth at the freshman introduction meeting, and directly called her a warrior. And, of course, her self-selling statement that day.
At a later military training, the battle between the information management department and the accounting department, and then a certain man suddenly sighed: Hey, pills, you can be regarded as saving our information management department.
She didn't understand, so a man patiently explained: Yu Yanran is from the accounting department, and you are from our letter management department, although you are the second, but the duel between the first and the second is also quite facetable. So what was originally a duel between the two departments directly became a duel between her and Yu Yanran.
By the time she realized her reaction, she had already been pushed onto the stage, and there was a cheer below, and the name of the warrior was also howling. The Department of Information Management is a department dominated by boys, and it is naturally full of morale.
When [School Flower] vs. [Warrior], the painting style is like this:
School Flower: Than What? {The aura is already much stronger than she doesn't know, Su Wan is a typical type that is weak when it is strong, and strong when it is weak.} }
Warrior: Jokes. {In Su Wan's lifelong career, telling jokes should be considered an honor.} }
School Flower: Huh. {Please make up for the disdainful picture of the school flower, the beautiful face has become a little unsightly because of this sound.} }
Warrior: Decide if you don't. {Of course, no matter what your decision is, I'll only tell jokes, Su Wan thought.} }
Audience: Jump one, jump one, jump one.
Warrior: Why don't you jump and I'll tell you a joke? {Su Wan kindly mediated.} }
Audience: No, all of them dance one, all of them dance one.
Instructor: Play.
Background music: "Green Flowers in the Army"
Su Wan & Yu Yanran: ......
Yu Yanran was much more powerful than her, and after a few seconds of stunnedness, she danced beautifully to the music. Su Wan really can't dance, from childhood to adulthood, as long as anyone asks her to sing and dance, she is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
Now, all of Qi Shu's eyes are staring at her, and they don't care.
The "three circles on the left and three circles on the right" of kindergarten learning is so funny that you don't want to get it.
When Song Sifei showed her the video afterwards, Su Wan had to sigh at her courage, it turned out that she really deserved the title of warrior.
After the song is finished, the audience is not satisfied.
The warrior timidly spoke, "I really can't dance, I'll tell you a joke." Before the audience agreed, Su Wan began to perform on her own.
Warrior: One time I carpooled with another lady, and she got to her destination first, and when she got out, she found that the key had been dropped on the car, but by this time the car had already started, and the lady followed the taxi all the way and shouted, "My keys are in the car, I have the keys in the car." As a result, the taxi had already stepped on the accelerator and sped forward, still muttering, "What a crazy woman, and she will die in my car." {Please imagine for yourself that Su Wan is talking in a serious and articulate manner, while making a gesture of chasing a taxi.} }
Note: Changsha dialect 'key' and 'to die' are the same pronunciation.
The students were all from all over the world, and there were very few people who understood, and after a period of silence, finally a few people led everyone, laughing, and then laughing.
Of course, Su Wan wouldn't know that they were laughing at her.
Instructor: Voting begins.
Audience: Warriors, Warriors...... School flower, school flower......
One wave overshadows another.
Of course, in the end, after the instructor's whistle, everyone immediately took their seats obediently, and then there was a round of silent standing posture.
Since then, many people have seen Su Wan become "I'm going to die in the car, I'm going to die in the car", and the most shameful thing is that she even imitated her movements.
Su Wan didn't expect her university to be so high-end.
As a result, the video of Su Wan and Yu Yanran performing that night broke through the highest number of hits in the school's history, and Su Wan became a school celebrity again.
It has been half a month since the matter subsided, that is, after the end of the military training, because after the end of the military training, everyone will be busy choosing clubs again, which is busier than a spinning top.
"Maruko, have you figured out what club to join?" Song Sifei came back with a lot of leaflets and spread them on the bed, but she didn't decide which one to go to.
On the other hand, Su Wan was holding a mobile phone and didn't know what to do there.
Suddenly, a weird laugh erupted from Su Wan's body, which frightened Song Sifei for a moment, thinking that this girl was sick.
"Baboon, I actually think I'm quite talented in telling jokes." took off the headphones and winked at Song Sifei's playful frowning.
Song Sifei understood, it turned out that she was studying the video during military training.
"I'm not a joke teller, you're born to be a joke." It's the kind of thing that makes people laugh when you go there.
Super Speechless Universe Big Joke.
"Nasty." Climbed out of bed and climbed onto Song Sifei's bed again, "Mumu, do you think too?" Su Wan also laughed when she saw Liu Mumu, and deliberately put on an injured face to be coquettish at Liu Mumu.
"Well, Sifei is quite right." Liu Mumu is one of the three golden flowers of 706, and the dormitory building where they live is commonly known as the 'White House', which is the best in the whole school, and the rooms inside are all triple rooms.
is also because Song Sifei and Su Wan are best friends, so relatively speaking, Liu Mumu is a little distant from them, but the three of them are good people, so there is nothing to exclude dissent.
"Warrior, have you decided which club to go to?" Song Sifei asked. I just remembered her name after being funny, and I thought it was quite interesting.
"Naturally, this warrior is going to the warrior's club."
"Mumu, what about you, have you figured out where to go?" Song Sifei felt that for Su Wan, a creature with no brains and a simple structure, there was simply no ** to chat with her.
"Fill in a few, and then see which one you can choose." Liu Mumu is a person with a plan, just like on the first day of school, she planned all the things to be done in the whole university, and she was stunned.
"Which ones? I'll fill it out too. ”
"The school radio host, the school reporter, the school newspaper, and a ballet club."
"OMG, Mumu, you better go alone, I won't accompany you." Song Sifei felt that those were too advanced, and a character like her couldn't step into that threshold.
"Didn't choose a department?" Su Wan asked.
"There's a planning association, but I didn't go because I wasn't interested in computers." The three of them were all hard-pressed babies, because of the original selection of professional obedience and deployment, they came directly to this men's corps.
"Mu Mu, if you go to the Ji Xie, I guess those boys won't be able to sleep." Su Wan salivated at Liu Mumu's pretty face.
Liu Mumu ranked fifth in the original [Most Beautiful Freshman] ranking, so excluding Su Wan's exception, that Mumu is the flower of their letter management department.
Tie flowers, well-deserved.
Liu Mumu not only has a beautiful face, but the most poignant thing is the soft waist-length straight hair, which is comparable to the lover in his dreams.
"But your beauty can only be shown to us. Hum. Su Wan defended Liu Mumu's beauty as if swearing sovereignty.
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Mu Muxuan's four clubs all ended up in Guò, but she gave up two and stayed in the school broadcaster and school reporter.
Su Wan couldn't figure it out, these two were tired to death, she was a good beauty in front of a quiet beauty, so she had to suffer that hardship.
As for Song Sifei, in order to be obsessed with men, she went directly to the basketball team, in her original words: Actually, the old lady wanted to go to the school basketball team, but they said that I was in a group with the Warriors, and it must be difficult to greet me, so they brushed me, Su Wan, you have to compensate me for mental damages.
Su Wan couldn't figure it out, what did this have to do with her.
At the wedding of Su Wan and Xiang Chen, the captain of the basketball team of the year attended, and Su Wan asked this question very strictly, but the answer given to her by the captain was: We all have masters in our team.
The implication is that he is afraid that Song Sifei will rob people......
After hearing this, Song Sifei poured the captain three cups and two pots in a row.
The recruitment of the club is gradually coming to an end, and the few scattered stalls left are just some that are not full or no one wants to go at all.
Su Wan wandered among the scattered clubs, the chess club? She really didn't know anything except that Dumbo could cross the river. The logistics department, hey, this name is in charge of logistics, so it's better to sleep in bed. Gossip forum, hey, this sounds like a lot of gossip, it should be a place to gather all kinds of gossip, but how come it hasn't been full yet? There must be a reason for that, not going. …… After checking several of them one by one, the entire boulevard could be seen, and only the last two remained.
"Warrior, warrior......" Su Wan turned her head and saw that it was the gossip forum that called her again, Su Wan rubbed her over, "Senior, you called me?" ”
The senior was very gossip and nodded with bad intentions like a chicken pecking rice, "Warrior, our forum lacks fresh blood like you, you fill out a form, and if you fill it out, you will be the person in our forum." ”
The senior's favor gave her the illusion that she wanted to fall into some kind of conspiracy theory.
Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. This is what Su Jiaming has taught her since she was a child.
"Senior, what is the gossip forum for?"
"Report the gossip makers."
...... "No wonder no one wants to come, senior, can't you panic a little?"
Senior: I'm an honest kid.
"But ......, why do you gossip about it?" And shouldn't gossip forums be for collecting gossip?
"The one who collects gossip is called the Jiugua Forum, and we occupied this name first."
Nine trigrams add one more gossip, so let's gossip more.
It's really weird.
Su Wan shook her head and left.