Chapter 51: Self-reliance
Nezha: "Real person, I asked you about the news of the dragon for my old man!" ”
Gao Yang: "What does the dragon have to do with Li Tianwang?" Could it be that Li Tianwang has bad kidneys? Gao Yang usually likes to read fantasy fairy tales, and many novels have mentioned dragon sex and prostitution, whether it is dragon blood and dragon tendon or dragon whip and dragon waist, it has a great tonic effect on men, so when Nezha said it was for Li Jing, Gao Yang instantly thought of these in his mind.
As soon as Gao Yang sent the message over, Nezha instantly replied with a few sweaty expressions: "You think too much, real person, let me tell you the truth, you also know, my father has always held a broken tower for millions of years, due to the less and less aura in the heavenly realm, his shoulders have begun to ache in recent years, especially in recent months, he can't even lift his arms, I think if there are dragons in the mortal world, you can help me slaughter two and draw some dragon tendons, three claws and five claws, I'll stew some soup for my dad to recuperate, of course, it's not in vain to keep you busy!" ”
Nezha's information is high and the black line is raised in his head, this fairy just stands and talks without backache, listen, if there is a dragon, I will slaughter two, don't pick, three claws and five claws are OK, how can it sound like killing fish, don't say that there is no dragon in the mortal world, can I do it if there is a dragon? Even crocodiles are enough to choke.
Because he still has the title of Zixu Zhenren on his head, of course Gao Yang can't say his thoughts, and said: "There were still some dragons in the mortal rivers and seas 100,000 years ago, but due to the exhaustion of aura and the prevalence of karma over the years, the dragons have long disappeared, and now there are only some loaches and yellow eels left, and it is estimated that it will be of little use to Li Tianwang, I am afraid that I will not be able to help the third prince this time." ”
Nezha: "The real person is polite, I just mentioned it casually, I didn't have much hope, although the old guy once forced me to remove the bones and return the flesh, but said a thousand or ten thousand or my father, my eldest brother and second brother are too far away, I can't ignore him if he is sick, alas, now many immortals in the heavenly realm have shown symptoms of the five decays of heaven and man, take our group as an example, there is no one who is not sick, and I am also drunk when this immortal is gone!" This was followed by a series of sad expressions.
Don't look at Nezha to tease one on weekdays, I didn't expect to be so filial, after reading Nezha's information, Gao Yang couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart.
Nezha's growth history can be described as a history of blood and tears, you must know that his ruthless father forced him to unload himself several pieces back then, it would be good not to hold grudges, and now he is secretly helping Li Jing seek medical advice, Gao Yang's impression of Nezha can't help but change a lot, this thing ordinary people can't do, at least Gao Yang thinks he can't do it.
Forget it, for the sake of his filial piety, I will help him when I have the opportunity, so Gao Yang papai typed another line of words and passed it up: "I plan to refine some strong muscles and bones after a while, and now there are still some medicines that are not complete, if it is refined, I will pass a few stickers through you to see if I can cure Li Tianwang's illness." ”
Gao Yang felt that Li Jing should have a disease such as muscle strain, which could be cured with a few plasters in the mortal world, after the first two experiments on Yang Jian and the land, Gao Yang knew that the plaster in the mortal world was also effective for the immortals, but the premise was that it must be supported by the purple gold aura in the purple gold gourd
Now that there is not much spiritual energy left in the purple gold gourd, it is impossible for Gao Yang to throw a few plasters into it for unknown interests to waste the spiritual energy, even if he wants to save Li Jing, it is also in the case of solving the source of spiritual energy.
Not surprisingly, Gao Yang's righteousness really won Nezha for a long period of gratitude, Nezha was originally a chatterbox, after getting Gao Yang's promise, he was relaxed and began to find a topic to talk to Gao Yang, Gao Yang was idle at this time anyway, so two like-minded people got together and talked nonsense.
From Nezha's mouth, Gao Yang learned some things that he didn't know before, it turned out that 100,000 years ago, when the aura of the heavenly realm was abundant, all kinds of immortals occupied the blessed land of the cave for cultivation, and these places were all hidden in the famous mountains and rivers with abundant aura, and there was no way to follow at all, because their means of transportation were magic weapons such as flying swords and auspicious clouds, or the gods were immortals, beasts, and beasts, and they didn't need to walk at all.
As the aura of the heavenly realm was declining day by day, due to the lack of sufficient supply of aura, the mana and supernatural powers of the vast number of immortals also declined, and finally one day, many immortals were horrified to find that they were trapped in their own caves and couldn't get out.
You must know that most of these immortal caves are three steps out of the abyss, if anyone can't think of it and dares to climb down the rattan, even if they can't die, the chance of being crippled is definitely more than 90%.
Fortunately, Taishang Laojun set up an immortal net before leaving, so that all the immortals could support each other and take care of each other, otherwise no one would know that these immortals died in the cave.
Depend on! After listening to Nezha's words, Gao Yang broke out in a cold sweat, he never expected that the immortals would be so miserable, if the aura of the heavenly realm continued to decay, he would not become a savage who drank Mao Ru's blood?
After sighing at the difficulty of the immortals, Gao Yang finally knew why Yang Jian, the great god of tearing, stopped so much today, it turned out that his ex-wife Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea, came to visit, and Yang Jian and the third princess went to play the game of reunion.
This chat had no beginning or end, until it was dark outside, and Nezha shouted that he was going to fight dogs, and the chat between the two finally came to an end.
Gao Yang stood up and stretched, turned on the light and found Chu Hanyan's charger to charge the phone, and couldn't help but wonder for a while, why didn't Chu Hanyan come back when it was almost eight o'clock? Do you buy two pieces of clothing for that long?
wanted to call Chu Hanyan, but Gao Yang was afraid of causing her trouble, so he opened a can of beer and took the remote control and searched for TV programs boringly.
When he finished drinking the fifth can of beer, it was already half past nine in the evening, Gao Yang felt a little hungry, seeing that Chu Hanyan didn't know when he would be able to come back, he threw down the remote control and went into the kitchen, he had to get something to make up for it first.
Opening the refrigerator, Gao Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly, except for a pack of five or six eggs and a box of vacuum-packed tomatoes, there was nothing else in the huge refrigerator, how did this goddess of Chu live?
Gao Yang's father is a chef, and now he has opened a small restaurant in his hometown, although the local economy is not very good, but with his superb cooking skills, he can also sustain it.
Gao Yang has been exposed to it since he was a child, and he does have some talent, and even his father appreciates the food he cooks.
First take out the steel pot from the kitchen cabinet and boil the water, then quickly beat the eggs into a bowl and add a little salt to melt, cut the tomatoes into cubes, remove the pan and boil the oil and pour in the eggs
After a while, as Gao Yang poured the noodles into the bowl, a bowl of tomato lo noodles with good color and aroma was completed.
Just as Gao Yang was about to go to the living room with his face after finishing his work, there was a sudden strange sound in the living room with the TV on, Gao Yang was stunned, and when he was about to go to see what was going on, a figure suddenly appeared at the kitchen door like a ghost.