Chapter 145: The door is poisonous

"Cang-sensei!? Are you talking about ......?"

"Bang!"

Before Zhang Xiaoqiang's words fell, the angry old pig was already in close contact with the thick door panel. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Brother Pig!" Leaning down, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly walked to the old pig.

The old pig at this time...... Four hooves are facing the sky, the mouth is crooked, and the head is on top of a huge "hill".

"Brother Pig!" No matter how Zhang Xiaoqiang swayed and called, the old pig did not move at all, and Zhang Xiaoqiang did not reply at all.

Fog grass! Die before you get out of school, Brother Pig...... You're not really that strong, are you?

There was a tumbling in his chest, and Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt that the blood in his body was surging involuntarily.

The old pig is so good, he has survived so many disasters on the way to the west, and today is for my business, is it ......

Looking at the old pig's lying like a sculpture, the more Zhang Xiaoqiang thought about it, the more sad and angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

As the saying goes, there is a wrong, and the debtor has a master.

There is no doubt that the culprit of the current tragedy is the pompous Sun Shao who tried to misdeceive in the room.

If you don't explode in silence, you perish in silence.

Faced with the fall of his brother, and in the face of his future wife being opened, Zhang Xiaoqiang's small universe expanded wildly, and he could no longer suppress the power of the surge in his body.

This is true evil that rises from the heart, and anger is born to the side of the guts.

Mao Zhuxi once said: There is no need to endure it.

With a loud shout, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out 2 centimeters high.

That's it, with the momentum of thunder, he closed the door of the house with the posture of a wild bull.

The Barbarian King Collides!

"Bang!"

"Ahh

The miserable howl came and went faster, the moment Zhang Xiaoqiang touched the door panel, he was immediately shocked back to the original place by the strong reaction force of the door panel, and then squatted on the ground.

What a strong defense!

Blood spilled from the corner of his lips, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's door-breaking operation failed again.

How can it be swollen!? Can't even enter the door in front of me today?

A wave of grief and indignation rose from the bottom of his heart, Zhang Xiaoqiang was unwilling!

At this time, a figure blocked Zhang Xiaoqiang's sight.

It was a back that wasn't very athletic, not tall, not short, not fat, not thin.

But it is such an inconspicuous figure, as soon as he appears in front of you, you will naturally float up a word: invincible!!

The Great Sage still has the expression of the only old paper in the world, and a pair of cross-eyed eyes looked indifferently at the door panel in front of him.

Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously swallowed his mouth and spit, and whispered: "Great Sage be careful, that door is poisonous and very hard, you must ...... it."

The word "attention" was blurted out, and the great sage had already slapped it with one palm.

"Smack!" Clean, decisive and swift.

Then, a familiar style of painting appeared.

The Great Sage slapped it with one palm, and picked it up with the second palm.

When the three palms are settled, I am watching the door of the house...... Fog grass! "Gothic" looks!

The door was broken, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about anything else, got up and ran to the door, then reached into the inner handle, and opened the door with a twist.

"Sun Shao! You bastard! Old paper ...... today"

"Ahh The piercing screams were earth-shattering.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's eardrums instantly became deaf.

In the field of vision, a sexy woman huddled at the head of the bed with a quilt, and in the diagonal TV, *** is saving the lost lamb.

hj220, Zhang Xiaoqiang recognized the number of the film at a glance.

I have to say that in such a tense situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang can still maintain such an "egg set", and only the old driver of Qiu Mingshan can do it.

However, compared with Zhang Xiaoqiang's "egg determination", the Great Sage is much more direct.

At the same time as the female voice exploded, he immediately said: "There are monsters!" ”

Afterwards...... It is conceivable that the golden waves that women are proud of were instantly turned into the "Mediterranean" by the Great Sage, and the woman directly switched from the Emei faction to the Hengshan faction.

Things on the field were all developing in an instant, so that by the time Zhang Xiaoqiang came back to his senses, the raw rice had already been cooked.

It's a miserable howl like killing a pig!

Zhang Xiaoqiang had no way of knowing how painful it was for a woman to be chopped off, but he knew that if he couldn't find Su Lengche, who was poured by the medicine, then he and the Great Sage would really not be able to eat and walk away.

Breaking into the hotel single woman's room at night, she didn't say a word. Taken together, these two points are the headlines of tomorrow.

Zhang Xiaoqiang really doesn't want to steal Mr. Wang's headlines anymore, after all, people are half of the music world.

How can he compete with Mr. Wang? …… God begs you to ban me, you can let Teacher Wang go back to the post, don't send me to the Fourth Academy.

There is no doubt that this kind of thing was arrested by Uncle JC tonight, and there is no need to determine it at all, and it must be directly transferred to the Fourth Mental Hospital.

And this is not the most frightening, what is even more terrifying is that it is rumored that Yang Lao is currently giving a guest lecture in the Fourth Academy...... Good guy, this Nima is now sent in, and the whole electrotherapy package is properly given!

Speaking of this electrotherapy, it is really a very magical "witchcraft".

Generally, parents send their children to electrotherapy mostly to treat Internet addiction.

Not to mention, children who have completed a course of treatment can really successfully quit Internet addiction.

Not only that, after being stimulated by electrotherapy, the brain, that is, the legendary IQ, will also fluctuate accordingly, which is called the feedback effect in academics.

To put it simply: if you are a doctoral student, your bachelor's IQ will come out; High school students go in, and elementary school students IQ comes out.

With such an immediate effect of "rejuvenation", even Tianshan Tong's grandmother has to look forward to it.

For the existence of such a cow x to benefit the society, benefit the country and the people, protect the next generation, and be comparable to the existence of the "green dam", we can only raise the middle finger and sincerely greet three words: grass mud horse!!

"Where is Sun Shao!?" Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't take care of it now, he was sure that there was nothing wrong with his eyes, and he was sure that he clearly saw Sun Shao walk into the house and close the door.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't believe that the other party could still use any magic like Tuxingsun.

Without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to do more further investigation and interrogation, a series of footsteps came from outside the house.

Then I heard someone ask, "Who is looking for me?" ”

The voice was quite familiar, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around, but saw a row of big men in suits blocking the door of the room.

Finished!! My heart sank, and what I was most worried about had happened.

Needless to say, judging from the badge pinned to the person's chest, the other party must be hotel security.

"Guys, don't be impulsive, listen to me, it's all for a reason...... Well, in fact, I was the ******** to get a haircut...... This explanation...... Do you believe it? ”

Alas, so the world has changed, what about the basic trust between people?

Takeaway snacks are acceptable, but haircuts outside can't?

Undoubtedly, no one believed Zhang Xiaoqiang's nonsense.

One by one, they glared angrily, and sealed the entrance of the gate, and it was basically impossible for Zhang Xiaoqiang to rush hard now.

And at this moment, a person slowly walked in from behind the door. (To be continued.) )