Damn, "I can ......"!!

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to know the meaning of the woman's words at all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's like secretly organizing trouble, the more you know, the faster you'll die.

Good guy, with Li Huan'e's physique, if the other party comes to say: "I can be your girlfriend temporarily." ”

That chapter Xiaoqiang is really better to go to.

"It's okay! I don't have anything! Let's just be ordinary friends! "Proud and righteous, Zhang Xiaoqiang's unyielding willingness to die at this moment can definitely face and resist any difficulties.

Seeing this, Li Huan'e sighed lightly: "Okay, I'll help you." ”

After speaking, the woman subconsciously hummed: "You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world......"

Goosebumps fell to the ground, but fortunately, the class bell rang at this time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly pulled out the chair and sat in, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very much looking forward to today's class.

He has looked at the subject list, and the first two classes this morning are **** appreciation classes.

As a professional who has read countless women, Zhang Xiaoqiang believes that his artistic attainments in this area are very profound.

Just kidding, those 100g love action movies are not for nothing.

Waiting quietly, Zhang Xiaoqiang sat like a clock.

After a little effort, Li Minghan came to the classroom with positive steps.

Seeing that it was Li Minghan, Zhang Xiaoqiang's face was full of astonishment.

It's this again!? Zhang Xiaoqiang clearly remembered that Li Minghan taught Gorky yesterday, not the art of interpersonal communication, why did he come to appreciate it again today?

Could it be that the professors of aristocratic schools are all one person with multiple positions.

But then Zhang Xiaoqiang was relieved, what kind of place is this, the secret training base of "capable people" in the country.

As the so-called outside the mountain, the green mountain building, the outside building, and the capable people behind the people can.

If you want to cultivate modern talents who dominate the earth, how can you become a teacher without some characteristics?

Li Minghan can become the director of a class in such a high-end and high-grade school, which fully shows that this person is "abnormal", uh...... It should be capable.

Anyway, the lesson has finally begun.

After going through the basic process of orthodox teachers and classmates to get along with each other, Li Minghan entered the main topic of today's lesson.

"Students, today I will bring you the **** appreciation of the new course. So I would like to ask everyone, what do you think of first when you hear **** appreciation? ”

"Bare ass!!"

"Lunaiko!!"

……

As soon as Li Minghan's question was raised, it immediately aroused heated discussions among the students below.

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be enthusiastic when he looked at this lively scene, thinking about his school experience in the past ten years, how could the classroom have been so enthusiastic and studious.

Therefore, if Guo Jia's teaching system cannot keep up with social development and keep pace with the times, it will not only hurt students' enthusiasm for learning, but also be detrimental to Guo Jia's future development.

In this regard, Huaxia is really not good enough, we pay too much attention to hard education.

It's not that the policy of education is wrong, it's just that there are too few choices for children.

We insist that going to college is the only way out, and judge children by their scores.

As everyone knows, it is this kind of mechanical assembly line learning mode that stifles the nature and creativity of many children.

If we can give our children more tolerance and choice, maybe Huaxia can thank world award winners such as Nobel, Oscar, and Grammy.

It's time to promote a wave of reform of the education system.

When Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed to himself, he suddenly heard a voice calling his name in his ears.

"Zhang Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang! ”

"Huh!?" Stunned, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around and left and right.

But seeing Li Huan'e pointing to the podium, at that moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly moved his eyes, but saw Li Minghan greeting him with a smile.

"Mr. Zhang."

"Alas!" Ma Yu stood up from his seat, and Zhang Xiaoqiang responded politely.

"Hehe, don't be nervous, you see everyone is very enthusiastic to express their opinions. Do you also talk about what this comes to mind when you hear about art building? ”

"Lao Li! That kid came back from Ethiopia, he knows what a fart!! ”

Focusing on the seat, Zhang Xiaoqiang locked on the source of irony...... It's Liu Jie again.

Is the skin of the supporting characters so itchy these days? Just finished being educated, and now you're sick again?

However, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not what it used to be now, he didn't think about it, on the contrary, he laughed secretly in his heart: Ignorant fart, brother doesn't understand? You know?

It's also bare-assed, showing nai, this is all a god? Vulgar! Tacky.

Ignoring Liu Jie's provocation, Zhang Xiaoqiang fell on Li Minghan again.

The other party kept smiling as usual, waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang's reply.

Hum! Let my brother, the master of art who reads 100g love action movies, tell you what true art appreciation is.

Lili nodded at Li Minghan, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a straight face: "When it comes to art appreciation, I think I still have a little right to speak." ”

"Oh?" A few flashes of surprise flashed in his eyes, and Li Minghan asked with a smile: "Xiaoqiang is also involved in this aspect on weekdays?" ”

"Hehe," meaning that the voice chuckled twice, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand and said: "It's okay, I usually like to look at this aspect of things at night, I always feel that human appreciation is a very beautiful thing, but nowadays people's hearts are impetuous, and some people always think that these beautiful things in the human body are always regarded as a flood beast, which is not right." In my opinion, there is no problem with **** itself, the real problem is that you appreciate his attitude. ”

"Good! That's a good point! Obviously, I didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to say such moral words. Li Minghan couldn't help but applaud and admire.

And Li Minghan's praise undoubtedly touched Liu Jie's nerves, and the burning in his crotch has not yet dissipated, and these pains are all reminding Liu Jie that he can't make the bastards behind him proud.

"Lao Li! What's good! That guy is a bunch of useless reasons, this won't be said. If he really understands, he will reply to the question just now!! ”

"Hehe," Seeing Liu Jie competing like this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also interested: "Classmate Liu, I don't know what you said the problem was just now?" ”

"Nonsense, of course it's what you can think of when you hear ****!" Liu Jie turned his head and said angrily.

Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders: "Ah, you said this." Hiss~"

pretended to be contemplative, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang said slowly: "Frankly speaking, because I have a certain amount of research on ****, I can think of a lot of things, to put it simply...... The old man pushes the cart, Houyi shoots the sun, Guanyin sits on the lotus, Dapeng spreads its wings, hangs the golden hook upside down, the old tree is rooted, the toad climbs the stone, and the dragonfly points to the water......"

sprinkled with enthusiasm, Zhang Xiaoqiang poured out his thoughts in a rhythmic manner in the form of "reporting the name of the dish" through cross talk.

Good guy, with this awesome literary literacy, he knows that he is summarizing his inner feelings, and he doesn't know that he thinks he is participating in the Chinese Idiom Grand Prix. (To be continued.) )