Dinner was arranged in the canteen of the township tax office, and the director Li Qingming received Zeng Jianhui, the director of the industrial and commercial office, Yang Yong, the head of the police station, and Niu Dewang, the president of the court, plus Yue Haohan, Fan Changhe, and Sun Laowei, everyone sat down at the table, Li Qingming took a Yangjiang Daqu, took out a bottle and opened it, and said: "Put the cup in front of you in the middle of the dining table, we will let go of the amount of drink tonight, and seven people will reimburse this Yangjiang Daqu." ”

Yue Haohan glanced at Sun Lao Crooked and asked, "How is Secretary Sun?" I haven't tried your alcohol yet, so I guess it's fine. ”

Sun Lao said crookedly: "It's no problem to drink a pound of Yangjiang Daqu." ”

The wine was poured and the food came up, Li Qingming first picked up a glass, stood and said: "It's almost the New Year, I thank Secretary Yue and everyone here for this glass of wine, I have always cared for and supported our tax work, I took the lead first!" After speaking, Li Qingming tilted his neck, poured a glass of wine into his stomach, and then shook the mouth of the wine glass downward, and said, "Take a dry mouthful, I'll wait for everyone." “

Yue Haohan shook his head and said, "Qingming, you can't wait for the first three cups, and you can't wait for the last three cups, drink slowly, how can you drink like this?" Everyone hasn't eaten a bite of the food yet. ”

Li Qingming said with a smile: "Secretary Yue, you are here today, I am not too excited, I don't pay attention to it, I drank it all!" ”

Among the persons in charge of the township unit in Guihuaping Township, that is, Li Qingming, director of the Taxation Office, and Zeng Jianhui, director of the Industrial and Commercial Office, these two people can joke in front of Yue Haohan, and the others are all well-behaved in front of Yue Haohan.

Seeing that Li Qingming was still standing, Yue Haohan only picked up the wine glass in front of him, stood up and said: "Qingming has also been standing for a long time, it seems that if you don't drink this glass of wine, you can't move on to the next step, so let's all dry this glass of wine together." ”

Everyone picked up the cup and stood up, drank the wine in the cup, and saw Yue Haohan sit down, everyone sat down with it, Yue Haohan picked up the chopsticks in front of him, and said to Li Qingming, who was pouring wine: "Qingming, let's eat first, and then slow down the rhythm, the wine should be tasted slowly, drink like you, and before you can taste what the wine tastes like, what the food tastes like, everyone is drunk, and it's boring." ”

Zeng Jianhui, who was sitting next to Yue Haohan, took over and said: "Why don't we eat two mouthfuls of food first, and then start from Secretary Yue, each of us tells a joke, if everyone laughs, the person who tells the joke only drinks half a cup, and the others drink; What if everyone doesn't laugh, and the joke teller drinks it, and everyone else has half a cup? ”

Yue Haohan first responded: "Okay, Jianhui's method is good, let's come like this, then I'll start by throwing bricks and jade for you." “

Yue Haohan put down the chopsticks in his hand and began to speak: "My joke is a real person and a real story, whether you laugh or not depends on everyone." In the first half of this year, there was a time when Director Hou of the Education Commission received Secretary Feng of the county party committee for dinner at Yipinxuan in Yangjiang, Secretary Feng was still the county magistrate at that time, and I also participated in that time, and there were also seven people. We sat up and greeted each other, and there was a cold noise. “

Speaking of this, Yue Haohan sold a pass, paused, and beckoned to everyone: "Everyone listen while eating, feel free, don't be like a meeting to listen to a report, you all look up at me, I won't be able to talk anymore." ”

Everyone smiled, Li Qingming picked up the chopsticks, pointed to the dishes on the table, and said, "Listen to Secretary Yue, eat the dishes first, and listen while eating." ”

Everyone ate for a while, Yue Haohan put down the chopsticks from the beginning, and then said: "The one who poured wine and served next to her that day was a little girl, who looked very good, she was new to Yangjiang Yipinxuan, and she was not rich in service experience, and I heard that the last person to come in was the county magistrate, so she was a little nervous. When everyone was seated, Director Hou of the Education Commission greeted him and said, little girl, tea! The little girl hurriedly approached the table, pointed her finger at the person at the table, and said, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, there are seven in all! The result caused everyone to burst into laughter. “

After a pause, Yue Haohan continued: "At that time, Secretary Feng had to add that Director Hou asked you to pour tea!" When the little girl heard this, she hurriedly "checked" again, and muttered, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or seven. “

Speaking of this, the whole table couldn't help laughing, and when everyone laughed, Yue Haohan continued: "Director Hou shook his head and asked a little angrily, girl, what do you count?" The little girl blushed, hesitated for a moment, and whispered back, "I belong to a dog." “

Everyone laughed again, laughed, Zeng Jianhui said: "Secretary Yue, it's not down there, let's drink, you drink half a cup, we'll do it all!" ”

Yue Haohan smiled and said, "Jianhui, don't worry, there are still below." Director Hou was so angry that he said loudly, call your boss! , The boss of Yangjiang Yipinxuan was called in, and when he saw that the county magistrate was there, he lowered his hands and said with a smile, leaders, what's the matter? Secretary Feng said, don't ask more, you go and check the age of your little girl who is engaged in service. The boss looked at Secretary Feng puzzled and replied, County Magistrate Feng, don't check, I know that she is 18 years old and belongs to a dog! ”

Everyone laughed and drank the wine, and the president of the court, Niu Dewang, said: "The joke told by Secretary Yue is very enlightening, we are doing work now, why haven't we encountered this situation?" Understanding the intentions of leaders is the key to doing a good job. ”

Fan Changhe got up and picked up the wine bottle and said, "I'll pour wine for you, I won't pour tea." ”

"Director Fan is not a dog, how can you check back?" Yang Yong, the director of the police station, said jokingly.

When Fan Changhe filled everyone's cups with wine, everyone began to coax and asked Sun Lao, secretary of the Fanjialing Village Branch, to tell one, and Sun Lao said crookedly: "Our rural jokes are all jokes, and they can't be on the table, so it's not good to talk about them here, I'll tell you one, I took the train to the south the year before last, and I encountered something on the train." ”

Niu Dewang, the president of the court, said: "Lao Sun, you want to make us all laugh, if you don't laugh, you have to drink." ”

Sun Lao said crookedly: "That day, as soon as I got on the train, I saw the man sitting opposite me, looking at me with a very contemptuous look, looking down on our rural people, so I ignored him. After the train went away for a while, the man was probably bored, and took the initiative to accosting me and saying, "Brother, you are from the countryside!" I replied angrily, it's a rural person, what's wrong? The man said, "Shall we guess the riddle?" I guessed wrong and gave you 200 yuan, and if you guessed wrong, give me 100 yuan! What do you think? I'll let you speak first. I said, "Then guess what animal has 3 legs and can fly in the sky?" The man on the other side thought for a while and said, I don't know! Give you $200. Then he took out 200 yuan and gave it to me, and I took it, and the man across from me asked me again, telling me what kind of animal it was. I said, I don't know either, I'll give you 100 yuan. “

After Sun Lao finished speaking, everyone thought about it, and then burst into laughter, Yue Haohan laughed, and said: "Okay, Secretary Sun is quite economically minded, I see that there is hope for your Fanjialing Village to get rid of poverty, just rely on your crooked ideas, make good use of it, your village has great hope." ”

In Yue Haohan's words of praising Sun Lao's crooked words, everyone picked up their glasses and drank the wine. Li Qingming got up and filled everyone's wine glasses again, and Zeng Jianhui, who was sitting next to Niu Dewang, patted Niu Dewang on the shoulder and said, "President Niu, you have been a judge for so many years, how about you tell us a joke you encountered in the process of trying the case?" ”

Niu Dewang put down the chopsticks in his hand, touched his mouth with his right hand, and said, "Okay, I'll talk about one too, it's your business to laugh or not." When I was still a judge in the civil division of the county court, there was a couple who went to the civil court because they wanted to divorce, and I tried it at the time, and after listening to the confessions of both parties, I knew that the woman was having an affair, so I asked the woman, "Madam, in this way, you are indeed unfaithful to your husband, are you?" When the woman heard this, she was furious, and said, "Judge, you have to be reasonable, it is my husband who has been unfaithful to me, and he said that he was going to go on a business trip for a week, but he came back on the third day, and it is not that he is unfaithful, so why are we standing here today and fighting a lawsuit?" “

Everyone was stunned, and there was a burst of laughter, and Yang Yong, the director of the police station, said with a smile: "This woman will take the initiative to attack, it seems that there are too many crooked people in the world, and there are no wonders in the world!" I also took the initiative once, come, drink, everyone drink. ”

Everyone made a fuss until more than nine o'clock, and finally drank a six-bottle Yangjiang Daqu, and then it ended. Out of the tax office, Yue Haohan said to Sun Lao, who was walking next to him, "Secretary Sun, it's too late, let's stay in the township government guest house at night." ”

Sun Lao said crookedly: "Secretary Yue, no need, I still go to live with my nephew at night, his family has a place to live, I told him before the meal." ”

Yue Haohan said: "That's okay, then you come with me immediately, go to my place for a while, I have something to tell you." ”

Sun Lao Crooked followed Yue Haohan to Yue Haohan's residence, Yue Haohan poured a cup of tea for Sun Lao Crooked, and said, "Secretary Sun, sit down and drink a cup of tea and sober up." ”

Sun Lao took the teacup, sat down on the chair, and said: "Secretary Yue, tell me from my heart, when you first came, I looked at you young, and I thought in my heart that you couldn't clean up the mess in Guihuaping Township, but I didn't expect it, how long has it been?" Our Guihuaping Township has changed a lot, and there is hope for you to do it! ”

Yue Haohan smiled and said, "Secretary Sun, don't bring me a high hat." Development depends on the joint efforts of everyone, and I can not do anything well by relying on me Yue Haohan alone. ”

Sun Lao said crookedly: "This is the reason, but without a good leader, everyone's hearts can't be gathered together, and they still develop a fart?" You have been here for a few months, and you can quickly gather everyone's hearts, this matter alone is not simple, my grandson admires it in his heart! “

Sun Laohan probably drank too much, chatted with Yue Haohan for a long time, and then stood up and prepared to leave, Yue Haohan got up and put two Hongtashan cigarettes in a convenient bag, put them in two bottles of Jiannan Spring Wine Box, neighbored together, handed them to Sun Lai, and said: "Secretary Sun, you have these two bottles of wine and two cigarettes, I estimate that I am busy during the Spring Festival, and I can't spare time to go to your house, so I will give you a New Year's greeting." ”

Old Sun crookedly refused to take it, Yue Haohan pretended to be angry and said: "Secretary Sun, you know that I don't smoke, these two cigarettes are for you to smoke, you can take back two bottles of wine, and when the new year comes, I will take some time to your house, and we will drink it." If you don't want it, then I don't want the wild boar and rice wine you brought me. ”

Unable to resist Yue Haohan, Sun Laohan had to take the cigarettes and alcohol, and walked out of Yue Haohan's residence with his body dangling, Yue Haohan then sent Sun Laoqiang to the door of Sun Xiaowang's store, and then returned to his residence.

Sun Xiaowang opened the door of the store, looked at Sun Lao Crookedly drunk, with cigarettes and alcohol in his hands, and asked, "Second uncle, Secretary Yue picked up your meal at night?" Why are you still drinking cigarettes and alcohol, it couldn't have been given to you by Secretary Yue, right? ”

"Who would it be if it wasn't Secretary Yue?" Sun Lao burped crookedly, picked up the cigarette and wine on his right hand, shook it in front of Sun Xiaowang's eyes and said.

Sun Xiaowang stared at the cigarettes and wine, and said, "Second uncle, okay, do you know how much your two bottles of wine and two cigarettes are worth?" ”

"How much is it worth?" Sun Lao put the cigarettes and alcohol in his hand on the ground, sat down on the stool and asked.

Sun Xiaowang replied: "Second uncle, these two bottles of Jian Nanchun are more than 100, and the two cigarettes are more than 200, tell me, what Secretary Yue gave you, how much rice wine and wild boar butt can you buy?" You've made a lot of money! “

Sun Lao said crookedly: "You fart!" Can the relationship between people be counted like this? This is the second uncle of Secretary Yue, Xiaowang, we have a leader like Secretary Yue in Guihuaping Township, which is a blessing for the people of our township. ”