"Mr. Liu, find a bus stop sign and put me down!" Zhou Yi was anxious to know the origin of the yellow mist, so he said directly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"No, you should invite Master Zhou to drink!" Liu Qiang said polite words.

"Mr. Liu must be very busy today, so it's better not to be distracted; And looking at the situation of Ling Nephew, I'm afraid that there have been some obstacles recently! Zhou Yi smiled and said.

"Master Xie Zhou reminds me that I will invite the master to drink again another day, and please appreciate your face." Liu Qiang parked the car in front of a bus stop sign and said.

In fact, there is no need for Zhou Yi to remind him, Liu Qiang also knows that with the character of his nephew Liu Gang, he will definitely go to the old crooked head for their troubles in the future. With the IQ of the nephew, it is inevitable to suffer.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Zhou Yi casually responded and jumped out of the car.

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The Ford Raptor honked in greeting and sped away.

Zhou Yi waited at the stop sign for two or three minutes, and a No. 31 bus drove over.

When he took out the money after getting in the car, Zhou Yi was suddenly embarrassed. All the property is twenty-five dollars and six cents, and there are some pieces and some wholes, but there is no one!

"I can only be a conductor for a few stops!" Zhou Yi sighed, took the five-yuan bill in his hand, and pestled it straight at the door.

"I said big brother, are you going to play in the World Cup, or playing in the NBA, why are you sweating so much!" The driver was a middle-aged woman, and when she saw Zhou Yi covered in dirt and smelly of sweat, she couldn't help frowning and said.

Zhou Yi knew that the driver was euphemistically reminding him to move a place and not poison her nose.

"I'll go to the back first, and I'll come back to collect change later!" Zhou Yi said and walked directly back. The bus driver drove very hard all day, so Zhou Yi was also very considerate of them, and he never had a temper at this time.

Seeing that Zhou Yi's character is so good, the female driver is embarrassed. She looked in the rearview mirror and saw a familiar passenger, and hurriedly said, "Tian Xiaotian!" Don't you often bring a bunch of change for this brother! ”

A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl in the back row was napping, but after hearing the female driver say this, she reluctantly opened her eyes and looked at Zhou Yi.

At this point, Zhou Yi was not polite, and shook the five yuan in front of the little girl Tian Xiaotian.

Tian Xiaotian immediately opened the bulging schoolbag, took out five coins and exchanged them with Zhou Yi, and then closed his eyes and started kowtowing.

Zhou Yi's words of thanks were held in his mouth, and he walked to the front and threw a coin.

"No, isn't this Tian Xiaotian from Liujiazhuang?" The female driver said something to herself, and then shouted loudly, "Tian Xiaotian! Have you ever sat down? ”

"I'm going to visit relatives!" Tian Xiaotian said in a trembling voice, as if he had been caught doing something bad.

The female driver didn't care, just concentrated on driving.

Zhou Yi didn't bother to pay attention to other things, hurriedly walked to the last row, took out his mobile phone and poked it in.

Tintin: "The yellow mist is an unexpected bonus, and I'm starting to admire your luck." ”

Zhou Yi's eyes widened, and he quickly typed and urged Ding Ding to explain.

Tintin: "There is a mysterious energy in the universe that has great benefits for living beings, you can call it 'cosmic energy'. On your earth, the ancient people have long discovered the cosmic energy and can use it to strengthen the body, and they call the cosmic energy 'qi'. This qi is not air, but a synonym for energy. You understand the simple theory above, right? ”

"Understood! Go on! Zhou Yi immediately responded in a whisper.

The word "qi" is used too often in Chinese, and it mostly refers to invisible and intangible things. If "qi" is simply understood as "energy", it is still very appropriate.

Ding Ding: "In ancient times, the most accurate exposition of qi was the 'Yin and Yang Five Elements Theory'. I don't have enough information right now to give you a detailed argument. You can understand it this way, that yellow mist is the qi of the earth line, or 'earth qi' for short, which is the most stable and mild of the five elements, and can be compatible with the qi of the other four elements. ”

"Rustic!" Zhou Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this word. One word immediately came to his mind: "rustic"! This yellow mist is obtained from the ground, but is it the "earthy gas" obtained from the "earth"?

"It won't hurt if the rustic gas gets into my body, right?" Zhou Yi asked worriedly.

Tintin: "Can you listen to me?" As I said a long time ago, this is an unexpected benefit, how can it be harmful? From the moment the earthy qi enters your body, your body is not only strengthened, but you are also able to directly use some of the functions of [Qi Rush Xiaohan] through your body! ”

"So, I'm able to pick up other people's brainwaves!" Zhou Yi was overjoyed.

Ding Ding: "The thousand-yuan function appeared before your body changed, so you can't use it. However, for the next newly developed features, you can choose to let [Angry Sky Man] host it, or use it yourself. ”

"Thousand-dollar level! What is this? How are new features developed? Zhou Yi hurriedly asked.

Ding Ding: "You called for a thousand yuan, and of course you opened a thousand-yuan function; The next function requires 10,000 yuan to turn on; The next function is 100,000, and so on. ”

"it!" Zhou Yi was directly angry, "This is too expensive, right?" What a cheat! ”

Tintin: "You never pay attention to the price of gold, do you?" This gold ingot under your crotch has a gold content of 99.9999% and a weight of 498 grams, do you know how much it is worth? ”

"How much?" Zhou Yi held his breath and asked.

Ding Ding: "Since you just gave the order of 'cheating daddy', then I will definitely carry it out!" ”

"Oh-ah-"

Tintin suddenly changed from a milky little girl's voice to a mature female voice, panting and moaning.

The passengers in the car turned their heads at the same time and looked at the corner where Zhou Yi was. Tian Xiaotian was also awakened and looked at Zhou Yi with wide eyes.

"Master driver, get out of the car!" Zhou Yi saw a stop sign in front of him, shouted in a hurry, and immediately ran to the back door.

"In public, pay attention to your image!" The female driver gave a warning and opened the door.

Zhou Yi ran off the bus in embarrassment, not daring to look back.

"The world is going down, how can young people nowadays be like this!" An old man said with hatred that iron does not become steel.

"Young people are strong-blooded, and sometimes it is inevitable that they will be hot-headed and dizzy! The government and society must strengthen education and guidance for young people in various aspects, and must not let them go astray! A middle-aged man said at length.

"Otaku, you can only watch a small movie to vent, understandable!" A young man reached into his girlfriend's blouse and rubbed it with emotion.

Tian Xiaotian listened to the noisy chatter in the bus and didn't feel sleepy, so he had to take out his mobile phone and poke it in [angry Xiaohan], no! It is a social chat software, click on the circle of friends to browse.

The people in the village are like a collective chicken blood, frantically brushing the circle of friends, and they are all the same topic!

"Under the guidance of a master, the bald head finally dug out the treasure underground!"

Tian Xiaotian looked at the calm and free young master in the photo, and suddenly felt very familiar.

"Isn't this the otaku who got out of the car just now?" Tian Xiaotian reacted suddenly, and immediately leaned on the window of the car to look out.

The bus has run far away, where is there still Zhou Yi's shadow?

"There are masters around me who can't catch them, and their tragic fate can't be changed! I can only sell it for the first time and give it to my dad in exchange for the surgery fee! Tian Xiaotian sat down gloomily and sobbed silently.