Fog grass! Masters!

Everyone in the world knows that the highest state of harming people is to scold without swearing words. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Seng's "dark Chen Cang" really made Zhang Xiaoqiang admire.

"Who the fuck are you scolding!? Who the let these two psychopaths in!? ”

It's no wonder that the fat man would call Tang Seng and his apprentice like this.

You say that they are exhibitionists who wear capes, underwear, and shout "monsters" everywhere they go.

A self-talking Tang monk, everyone is "Amitabha".

These two are put together, and in the current world, it is a hell not to be regarded as a "neurotic".

"Donor, please don't insult the poor monk again, the poor monk apologizes to you on behalf of the apprentice, and I hope you will forgive me."

"I'll fuck you! See your mother's forgiveness! Make Lao Tzu's shop like this, and if you don't settle this account for Lao Tzu, you want to leave!? "The fat man has to be unforgiving.

Tang Seng sighed helplessly: "Amitabha! Donor, the four poor monks are empty, this time the next session has not brought silver taels, you see ......"

"Smack!" Before Tang Seng could finish speaking, the fat man shook his hand and threw a palm on Zhang Xiaoqiang's face.

This palm was so powerful that Tang Seng couldn't help but be beaten and stumbled two steps.

"Master! You dare to hit my master!! "Tang Seng was beaten, how could Wukong give up.

However, Tang Seng still stopped the atrocities of the disciples in time: "Wukong! Quit anger to nourish your nature, don't be angry, and don't hurt people again. ”

If you look at the consciousness of other masters, they have been slapped in the face, and they still have the heart to show up for their apprentices to teach ideological education and political lessons.

But the problem is, you take your own body and bones to go to class, what is the matter with your whole brother Xiaoqiang's body.

In order to ensure that his body would not be further harmed, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was helpless, could only hand out the stream of consciousness: "I said Master Xuanzang, it's almost enough for us to be slapped in the face, let's not hand over that half of our face to "Pudu sentient beings", okay?" ”

It's just that he didn't wait for Tang Xiaoqiang's stream of consciousness to send, and after the fat man heard Tang Seng's words, he was even more angry, and immediately jumped to his feet: "Grass!" I really use Lao Tzu here as a troupe! You ****** want to act, and the troupe will act! Don't dangle in front of Lao Tzu! ”

"Smack!" Another slap in the face.

Although Zhang Xiaoqiang is not in his ontological form, he is his own part, and his face is not painful, but he is distressed.

Nima! This damn fat man! You're brainless, if you're not a whole man, will you die if you change sides! Lao Tzu asked you if you could!

"Donor, please don't get angry, get angry and hurt your body."

"Smack!"

"Hurt your mother!!"

"Donor, don't do it again, if you hurt yourself, your mother will be sad."

Fog grass! Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to cry without tears!

What the is going on! Don't say the good one, don't make the whole "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell" joke.

can look at the current situation, as far as Xuanzang preaches and practices the law, Zhang Xiaoqiang is worried about his face......

"Smack!" Good guy, the fat man obviously put a lot of effort into it this time, and Tang Seng was directly fanned to the ground.

"Donor, Poor Dao said, please don't fight anymore!"

"Smack!"

didn't care about Tang Seng at all, and the fat man followed up with a palm: "What's wrong with Lao Tzu beating you today!" ”

Raising his cheeks, Tang Seng breathed roughly: "Donor!" You can move me again!! ”

As soon as he blurted out these words, not only the fat man was stunned, but also Zhang Xiaoqiang.

However, unlike the fat man's understanding, Zhang Xiaoqiang's psychology was surging with an ominous premonition.

Is this going to the gods!? Are you planning to give up your brother's "pretty face" to Pudu, the dead fat man!?

"Smack!" Not surprisingly, the fat man got his wish and gave Tang Seng a slap again: "What if I hit you again!" Lao Tzu killed you today believe it or not!! ”

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you die in silence.

Tang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes sadly, and said in his heart: After the calf, my brother will have to say goodbye to "Little Fresh Meat" from now on.

I didn't think about it, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was desperate, a body of scolding suddenly broke out in his ears: "Oh, I'm grass!" Lao Tzu should be a fart when he speaks, right? Goku cuts him!! The Eight Precepts are enlightened, and you are also on it! Knock out the dead fat man's teeth for Lao Tzu, his eyes are blind, and his legs are discounted!! ”

"Master, Bajie Wujing is not here!"

"Nonsense! They're not there, you're not there! Being bullied for your teacher, you are blind! Hurry up and give it to Lao Tzu! Y! ”

"Yes!!"

The voice fell, and the monkey that was still rolling on the ground in pain just now jumped into the air as if it had been beaten with chicken blood.

A palm poked out in mid-air: "Dare to hit my master, you are looking for death!" ”

"Bang!"

Yes! Different from the crisp "pop" sound of the fat man slapping Tang Seng before, the slap of the Great Sage directly fanned out the "drum beat" effect.

Look at the fat man who won the move, and directly rotated one hundred and eighty, three hundred and sixty, and seven hundred and twenty quickly on the spot.

Then, under the impetus of his own rotation, he drifted into the distance with a spinning top.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stupid, and the clerks present were also stupid, and everyone had a sentence jumping in their heads: "What the is going on!?" ”

If the most surprising person has to be Zhang Xiaoqiang, he is the only person in this group who knows the details.

It was precisely because of this understanding that he felt that his head seemed to be short-circuited.

What just happened!? I'm having auditory hallucinations!? Master Xuanzang was swollen suddenly......

Could it be that this is the legendary double personality!?

After the great sage leveled the fat man, he immediately set his eyes on the clerks in front of him.

Now that he has the master's approval, he naturally has no worries when he moves.

Being stared at by the monkey like this, the clerks came back to their senses in unison.

Good guy, just the cross-eyed eyes of the Great Sage, who is really staring at whom.

"Don't be afraid, everyone! These are two psychopaths, there are a lot of us, let's kill them together! ”

There has never been a shortage of idiots who don't have long brains these days.

You said that things have developed to this point, but anyone with a little IQ should understand that in terms of the coffee shop guys facing the great sage, in addition to "Ga GG", can there be a second way out? Not at all!!

At the instigation of the "idiot", all those who wanted to go up and didn't want to go rushed forward.

So, a fist-to-fist and foot-to-foot group fight began.

It's just that the situation of this group fight seems to be a little ......

"Up! Pay attention to the left side and smack him! Good...... Get down! Beware of a sneak attack from behind and sweep his legs...... Pretty! Bring down the two boys in front of you...... Very good, don't rush, left and right...... I'll go, and those who dare to go to the bench, you don't want to live anymore, Wukong! Kill him......"

Tang Seng sat cross-legged on the ground, his palms fell down, left and right bows, and the foaming stars scattered in all directions.

Looking at the current appearance of the "master", Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help sighing: Look at the output of the leader since ancient times, all rely on roaring.

It didn't take much effort, under the wise guidance of Tang Seng, and in the state that Tang Xiaoquan's ears were about to become deaf, the Great Sage finally settled the staff in the field.