Nima! It was very unlucky to be out at this time!

This is a real killer, this thing is not a joke!

It's really going to die! And the worst part is that you don't know when it's coming, it's like sitting on top of a bomb, you just know that the bomb will explode today, but no one knows when it will explode!

"Oh grass!" Wang Hao instantly soaked his clothes in a cold sweat, and his whole body was cold: "This time it's really fatal!" Very unlucky, when exactly will it start to start? ”

Hurriedly put on his clothes, Wang Hao ran out like a thief: "No, you have to find a place where no one is in this place, at least you can have some time to react." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info If it's not in the crowd, it will have to become a group event! ”

This thing doesn't matter what it is, it's a map weapon when it starts, and it's common to accidentally injure ordinary people!

When he came, he was full of spirits, and when he went out, he was just tiptoeing, and after walking for a while, Wang Hao saw a crew actor coming over to him, and he smiled when he was far away: "Brother Hao, how do you see the hairstyle I did today?" ”

"It's good, it's good," Wang Hao glanced at the hairstyle that looked like an airplane head, and replied casually: "It's cool...... I'll leave first! ”

It's better to stay away from me this kung fu, comrade brother, brother is really afraid of accidental injury!

But the problem is that Wang Hao is afraid of accidental injury, the actor obviously doesn't know, he even thought that Wang Hao had an opinion about himself, but took the initiative to lean over!

"Brother Hao is in such a hurry, do you hate me?" The actor hurriedly took out a cigarette and handed it to Wang Hao: "Brother Hao, you smoke!" If there is anything offended, I have to bear with you! ”

I'll wipe it, at this time, you actually dare to give me a cigarette, you don't want to die? Aren't you afraid of a lighter exploding?

"I just finished pumping, just finished pumping, you can smoke it yourself," Wang Hao turned his head and left: "You go to work first, I'll go out for a walk......"

Seeing Wang Hao leave, the actor was inexplicable: "What's the situation with Brother Hao today?" I shouldn't have offended him......" Then he pressed the lighter, and suddenly there was a "whoosh", and the flames burst out two feet high, and his freshly permed hair was burned!

"My hair!" The actor cried and grabbed the ground: "How can I go out in the future?!" ”

Wang Hao, who has gone far: "......"

Dude, you have to be glad I walked fast enough, otherwise it wouldn't be as simple as burning your hair......

Lessons from the past, Wang Hao almost picked a place where no one walked along the way, so he had to watch and listen to all directions, just three or four hundred meters away, Wang Hao walked for about twenty minutes!

As he was walking, there was another BYD parked next to him......

Cart! Damn, I'm very unlucky right now! You have to get away from all vehicles!

God knows if it will explode! Will it catch fire! Will the brakes fail!

Wang Hao was thinking so, the BYD window was lowered, and the driver asked Wang Hao with a smile: "Dude, where are you going?" Do you want to take a car? Cheaper than a taxi! ”

Damn, this Nima is still a black car!

Wang Hao is almost 100% sure that as long as he sits on it, there will be an accident! It has to be a major traffic accident!

"Don't sit, never sit!" Wang Hao's head shook like a rattle: "Hurry up, hurry up!" ”

God has the virtue of a good life, and now I am afraid that you will be implicated by my brother's side!

"Cut, if you don't sit, you won't sit, what kind of hanging," the driver scolded and muttered, and then stepped on the accelerator......

Then Wang Hao heard a "bang" sound, and the car had just driven out less than 20 meters and had a flat tire! "Squeak-" A screeching sound sounded, and the car slammed into a tree with a turn!

Wang Hao: "......"

Fortunately, my brother is witty! I didn't get in this car just now! Otherwise, you will die!

This time, Wang Hao was more careful, he couldn't even care where he was now, so he fled quickly!

The one who walks is called a cautious, forward, backward, left and right......

There is water in this community, no, you must leave quickly!

There's a car here, get out of the way!

, transformer! This is a big killer, don't explode at this time, run decisively!

Wang Hao's journey can be said to be a cup bow and snake shadow, and he feels cold when he sees anything! But the question is, how difficult is it to find a place in the middle of the city where accidents don't happen? He searched for more than two hours but couldn't find a safe place.

As a result, when he was looking for this, Wang Hao heard a loud shout behind him: "What is the gray jacket in front of?" Stop me! ”

Wang Hao turned his head to look......

That's a policeman! I don't know how long I've been following myself, and I'm rushing towards myself!

Waller mowing the grass! You can't make such a joke at this time!

Police, Nyima! If this is folded in my brother's hands, will it be counted as an attack on the police? If he hangs up his brother again, he will have to go to prison for the rest of his life! When it's very unlucky, it doesn't make sense to talk about this kind of thing!

Wang Hao didn't say a word, turned his head and ran - if he didn't run again, today's joke would be big!

"Dare to run?!" As soon as the policeman saw Wang Hao running away, he was also anxious, and chased after him: "Stop me!" I'm a police officer, I think you're suspicious now, please cooperate with my investigation! ”

Labor and management just know that you are a police officer and run away, Nima! Why are you chasing so hard?!

Wang Hao is even more sprinkled and running, after the transformation of the dust beads, his current physique naturally does not say, this running speed is simply the same as the wind!

But the problem is that the policeman is definitely of the grade of a star policeman, and Wang Hao ran like this, and the policeman was not dumped!

Not only was he not thrown off, but he also called on the walkie-talkie while running: "I found a suspicious person, ran when I saw me, no matter how I shouted!" I ask for support, I ask for support! ”

it! Brother is actually suspected by the police! This Nima is a serious matter!

Now Wang Hao had to run even more desperately, shouting loudly as he ran: "I didn't do anything bad!" Why are you chasing me like this?! ”

"You didn't do anything bad, what are you running?!" The police were also angry: "You didn't do anything bad, you stopped and asked me to check!" ”

Lao Tzu told you to check that you would be unlucky! In that case, Lao Tzu will be 100% charged with assaulting the police, and when the time comes, he will be arrested in the bureau again, and he will be beaten by those guys in the prison! Lao Tzu, this is all for your own good, did you make it?!

But the problem is that Wang Hao thought so in his heart, but he couldn't say it, and this time he ran more urgently: "I said that I didn't do anything bad, I just didn't do anything bad, Uncle Police!" Don't chase it, okay?! ”

"You ran so fast, do you believe it yourself when you say you didn't do anything bad?!" Hearing Wang Hao's words, the policeman chased even harder: "Stop me immediately, I can also consider reducing some of your charges!" ”

Nima Laozi ran away, and he was charged with it?!

Wang Hao has the heart to cry! Now this is a dead knot, he knows in his heart that he must run, otherwise this policeman will not be lucky once he comes to him! Even if the police are not unlucky, they will definitely not be able to resist if they are unlucky!

But the problem is that he can't say anything about these things in his heart!

Even if you really say it, people have to believe it!

As soon as the police saw him running, they chased him even more desperately!

"Uncle Policeman, you really have a lot of physical strength!" Wang Hao shouted as he ran: "It's been almost two hours, and you can still run!" ”

At this time, the policeman was also out of breath because he was tired, and said: "If you can't run, you have to chase, you stand for me...... Hold it! If you don't stop me, I'll shoot! ”

Wha! This thing's physical strength is really awesome!

Long live the dust beads! As long as you run for a while, the policeman can't run, it's estimated that he can't run, and he is not afraid to shoot, his brother runs the S-shaped curve, his brother looks for cover, and his brother looks for an alley to drill...... it, the police car is coming!

Wang Hao was soaking wet all over - forgot that the policeman had just called for reinforcements!

Sure enough, Wang Hao didn't run a few steps, but he saw two police cars flashing police lights in the distance and rushed towards him!

Police car, Ah Nima! It's a big deal now!

Wang Hao was instantly shocked into a cold sweat, this is simply killing my brother! Forget it, look at my brother!

At this time, Wang Hao didn't care about anything, and saw an electric car on the side of the road at a glance, and dragged it over without saying a word, and stepped on it with a slam kick - rush, whether you can get out of trouble depends on this time!

After the physique was transformed, Wang Hao's physical fitness was quite awesome, so an ordinary electric car was actually ridden by him with the effect of a motorcycle!

"it!" The four policemen sitting in the police car were all stunned, and watched Wang Hao's wind-like figure gradually disappear from the field of vision, and said in horror: "This electric car is nuclear?!" ”

"What are you doing in a daze?!" The policeman who was chasing Wang Hao before got into the car and shouted, "Chase it!" That man's behavior is very suspicious and he steals other people's electric cars, hurry up! ”

"Oh yes," hurriedly started the police car, and the sirens of the two police cars honked for a long time, and they chased after Wang Hao!

So the people who passed by eating melons saw such a strange scene-

A man riding an electric car, without an engine but with pedals, actually rode at a speed of 80 yards on the main road! Behind him were two police cars with sirens blaring, chasing them all the way!

A melon-eating crowd was full of confusion and asked his companions: "Did I just look dazzled?" Is this a police movie? ”

Companion: "Like...... Maybe...... Possible...... Isn't it......"

Wang Hao ran wildly all the way, and finally asked him to find a small alley, turn around, drift, and walk you!

The electric car was thrown directly into the grass by the side of the road, and then he saw the two police cars whizzing and rushed over!

", it's not easy," Wang Hao wiped a cold sweat fiercely: "Finally got rid of ......"

Then he felt like there was a shadow above his head......

As soon as he looked up, Wang Hao saw a pair of big breasts with thirty-six Ds pressing down on him from the sky-

"Nima !!"

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At the beginning of the month, ask for a monthly pass! By the way, ask for another recommendation ticket! (To be continued.) )