Zhu Ge was inexplicably slapped by martial arts, covered his heart and got up, coughing non-stop.

"Negotiate, if you dare to get within one meter of Lao Tzu, I will kill you immediately!"

"Ahem, ahem...... Next...... Offended ......"

"This is good, give it to me."

Grabbed a pen and paper, kicked the door open, and left.

Zhu Ge felt that martial arts might care too much about his status as a big boss and not allow others to get too close to him. But what is it like to hold the child in the school in the morning?

Wu Gong stood upside down at the base of the wall of the room, his eyes staring at his hand that burst out due to his exertion, thinking of the white scholar's hand that negotiated, he trembled and couldn't stand. I got up and took a big sip of herbal tea, looked at the pen and messy paper on the table, and fell asleep with my head covered.

Early the next morning, Zhu Ge heard that most people stayed up late to learn to write their names in order not to be in charge of the 30 big boards, and everyone gathered in the school to show their "skills".

From the elders to the juniors, from the bookkeeper to the seven or eight-year-old children, they all wrote their names on the spot to Zhu Ge, of course, the main thing is to let them know that it is not themselves who need to be punished.

Wu Gong sat indifferently, playing with a delicate dagger in his hand.

"Where's your handwriting?" Zhu Ge was a meter away from him and asked respectfully.

"......" martial arts did not raise their heads.

Dozens of people stared at the martial arts.

"I'm too lazy to write."

"It's not like the big boss can't write, right?"

Dozens of people held their breath.

"Damn!" The dagger poked and pierced Zhu Ge's book, "This dagger is for you, whoever has a good handwriting will be pierced by Lao Tzu." ”

So Tie Dan was the first to run out. Then one after another, everyone ran out, and finally a few older ones remained, patted Wu Gong on the shoulder comfortingly, and left.

Zhu Ge lifted his glasses, couldn't help laughing, and asked martial arts in a low voice: "Big master, do you want to learn?" ”

The dagger pulled out by Wu Gong talked about sticking it to Zhu Ge's white neck, and swallowed his saliva: "Negotiating, what kind of broken pen did you give Lao Tzu, you can't write." ”

"The big boss, the fountain pen has to eat ink, and without ink, there is no way to write."

Wu Gong didn't put down his hand holding the knife, his eyes were staring at Zhu Ge, and his other hand took out a pen out of nowhere: "Hurry up and fix it for Lao Tzu." ”

So Zhu Ge unscrewed the pen in front of the martial arts demonstration, sucked in the ink, screwed it again, wiped it clean, and handed it over.

"It's ready to go."

Wu Gong hadn't come out of the mood of seeing the strange thing, and took the pen and looked upside down.

"Isn't it just a name, Lao Tzu can also write it."

Pulled the book in Zhu Ge's hand and wrote two ghost drawing talismans on the cover of the book.

"Look, isn't it that simple, Lao Tzu can get all the knives and guns, what's so difficult about such a broken pen."

Zhu Ge looked at the word "martial arts" with no glyphs at all, and raised his thumb and said: "The big boss is really talented." ”

So all day long, the people in the whole cottage saw that their big boss's mouth was almost grinning, and at night they made a meal of braised pork for the first time.

A few old thieves who were old and had a great reputation in the cottage took Zhu Ge to the Houshan River, armed with knives, guns, and sticks, and said solemnly: "Mr. Zhu Ge, whether you can get arms for the cottage or not, please stay." ”

Zhu Ge lifted his glasses, coughed lightly and said, "Then you can only be respectful, it is better to obey your fate." ”

So every day, the big thieves went down the mountain to grab things, and the little thieves followed Zhu Ge to class. Children have learned the "Three Character Classic" and "Hundred Family Names", and adults can also write a few words. The big boss ran over to stare at Zhu Ge when he had nothing to do, and the mayor still didn't go up the mountain to ransom people.

Zhu Ge was a little anxious in his heart, and finally couldn't help it, and wanted to go down the mountain to the town to have a look.

The little thieves said that the big boss was bathing in the Houshan River, but they didn't say that no one was allowed to disturb the big boss when he was bathing, so Zhu Ge followed the path of birds and flowers to the Houshan River, and saw the big boss's Chi Guoguo lying on the river on his back basking in the sun.

"Big boss!" Zhu Ge greeted loudly.

Seeing that martial arts fluttered on the surface of the water, there was no shadow.

Zhu Ge lifted his glasses and stood by the river. What about people?

Wu Gong came out of the river suddenly, clutching his stomach and coughing wildly.

"Big boss!" Zhu Ge waved at Chi Guoguo's martial arts, thinking in his heart, he deserves to be the head of the thief, and in terms of figure, he is really a practitioner.

"Get out!" Wu Gong roared, Zhu Ge was startled, and he didn't understand what was going on.

"The big boss, I'm really sorry to bother me when I come down, but I want to discuss something with the big boss in the next place."

"Say." Wu Gong was in a depressed mood and wore clothes.

"I want to go down the mountain ...... below"

Before he finished speaking, the gun was already on the door of his head.

"The big boss is just ...... Just wanted to go talk to the mayor ......"

"What are you talking about?" The gun was loaded.

"I didn't ...... Nothing...... "Don't dare to say anything."

Wu Gong walked in front, Zhu Ge followed behind, and he could hear from Wu Gong's breathing that he was not very happy.

"Big boss, the matter of arms is not as simple as you think, you can't rush for a while, if you have the opportunity, you will try your best to help, but at present, you just want to go down the mountain, so as not to worry the mayor."

"That old fellow stopped me and asked you about it."

"......" Zhu Ge was still a little relieved in his heart, at least the mayor was not ungrateful.

"Lao Tzu said that you let me slaughter it, cook it and eat it, and there are no bones left."

"So?" Zhu Ge stumbled under his feet and almost fell.

"So the town down the hill held a funeral for three days and got you a well-dressed grave."

Zhu Ge stopped gloomily, feeling bad in his heart, it turned out that in the hearts of people outside the mountain, he was already a dead man.

"Why do you want to do this?"

A few crows flew by, screaming, and Zhu Ge stopped a few meters away and asked gloomily.

"Lao Tzu is willing."

So this is the end of such a serious question.

Zhu Ge wanted to go down the mountain, so he never mentioned it again.

It happened on a sunny afternoon, and several old thieves snatched back a girl, in her twenties, who was kneeling on the ground and crying pear blossoms with rain.

Everyone and Lele brought their martial arts to the lobby, wanting to surprise him.

"Big boss, I heard that this is a famous beauty within a radius of dozens of miles, let's bring you back to be the lady of the village."

Zhu Ge frowned when he saw Wu Gong, glanced at him from the tiger skin chair through the crowd, and quickly withdrew his gaze.

"What do you think of the negotiation?"

Zhu Ge got up and made a gesture, bowed his head and said, "The big boss, robbing women, breaking the law, let's let it go." ”

The thief who brought back the woman heard that he grew up watching martial arts, and he was called the second master by everyone.

The second master snorted coldly, looked at Zhu Ge with a little disdain, and said: "Since Mr. has entered our thief's den, don't pretend to be arrogant, we are thieves, and thieves have the rules of thieves." ”

"This is a mistake, have the second masters ever thought that if this woman's family reported to the official, and the government brought someone over, wouldn't it bring disaster to the cottage."

"You!" The second master pulled out his pistol, and the room was full of people who did not dare to move.

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