Zhang Mingjie pulled Bai Xue into the crowd, and finally saw the situation inside, only to see a crumpled and completely ill-fitting suit wearing sneakers, white socks, and a stall bought, red shirt, plus a blackened tie, a belt made of rope, and the yellow hair loosely tied to his waist knelt at the door, no matter what others said, he just lowered his head and didn't say a word.

Bai Xue pulled Zhang Mingjie, pouted at the man on the ground, and said, "Who is that, why did he make him kneel, what did he do?" ”

Zhang Mingjie glanced at her and said, "Am I not the same as you, I don't know anything when I just came, let's listen to it first." ”

At this time, I only heard Widow Li say loudly: "Li Changpan, don't think that if you don't speak, I will let you go, I am not thin on you, I think you were a child, there was no food to eat, I didn't give you less food, just say not long ago, you fell in love with Wang Jingping, you have to be a matchmaker for you, you say that you are disgusting, who can take a fancy to you, let alone Wang Jingping, a college student, beautiful, or a person with a boyfriend, I think you are pitiful, you tell lies with a conscience, let you and Wang Jingping meet, and almost smashed my golden signboard." , you say, what am I sorry for you, you actually stole to my house? ”

It was Li Changpan who knelt on the ground, and when Widow Li finished speaking, she finally raised her head and said with a grim face: "I stole you because you were a matchmaker for me, you charged me 200 yuan for the phone, but you didn't let Wang Jingping take a fancy to me, I just came to get back my 200 yuan phone bill, not stealing." ”

Widow Li pointed at Li Changpan and said, "What did you say?" I didn't let Wang Jingping take a fancy to you? Haha, you yourself are disgusting, people don't look down on you, and you still rely on me? How did you beg me at the beginning, you said that as long as you can arrange someone to meet Wang Jingping and you, you have the confidence to conquer her. ”

As soon as the onlookers heard this, they laughed, he was able to conquer Wang Jingping, it was really the funniest joke in the world, Zhang Mingjie heard this, and couldn't help laughing happily, a popsicle woman met a lewd man, haha, it's funny to think about it.

Bai Xue looked at Zhang Mingjie, who was a head taller than herself, and asked suspiciously, "How did I find out that you are so happy?" ”

Zhang Mingjie laughed: "I thought of a joke, that's why I'm so happy." ”

Bai Xue's eyes lit up and asked, "What kind of joke?" I'm happy too. ”

Zhang Mingjie said with a smile: "The story of a strange man and a strange woman, I will tell you a good story when I am free, and I promise to laugh at you." ”

Widow Li saw that Li Changpan didn't speak, and said: "You said that you gave me a 200 yuan phone bill, who doesn't know the rules here, this money is not refundable, I didn't do anything for you, it's that you don't use it, who is to blame, what kind of old house renovated wine you made a few days ago, who doesn't know that you want to make a handful of money, you will be wishful thinking, thinking that people are fools, there is no place to send more money, you just find a reason to send you money, just your two broken grass sheds, and refurbished wine, You are going to be ashamed of your parents, I saw you pitiful at the time, and gave you 100 yuan, why don't you know how to be grateful, you have no money, come and tell me, I won't give you some? You actually came to steal and smashed the window, why are you so lacking in morality? ”

Widow Li coughed and said, "You said you came to get back your 200 yuan, but tell me yourself, how much money did you steal from me?" There are nearly 1,000 yuan in the box, and you didn't even leave me a coin, is this to get back your phone bill, and it is still interest? You're a loan shark, you? ”

Widow Li is eloquent, let's talk non-stop when I'm alone, Zhang Mingjie can't stop laughing on the side, this Widow Li is not a good thing, she actually arranged a blind date for Wang Jingping and Li Changpan, a lewd man, it is really strange everywhere, there are a lot of them in our village.

Zhang Mingjie was immersed in this joke, but suddenly heard someone in the crowd say: "This Li Changpan is really not a thing, not long ago, I saw him drive Zhang Daneng's buffalo into Zhang Daneng's newly planted fruit seedling field, it's really a bad job." ”

When Zhang Mingjie heard this, it turned out that the buffalo was driven into the fruit seedling field by him, and he was immediately angry, rushed up and lifted Li Changpan up, and said angrily: "Li Changpan, you bastard, where did my Zhang family offend you, you want to do this?" I just planted it, and the seedlings alone are worth tens of thousands, not counting the wages, you say, why do you do that? ”

Li Changpan originally lowered his head and didn't speak, but when he saw that it was Zhang Mingjie, his eyes suddenly flashed fiercely, and he said, "Who told you to bully Wang Jingping?" I'm just ruining your seedlings and teaching you a lesson. ”

Zhang Mingjie was so angry that he knocked Li Changpan to the ground with a punch, pointed at him and said: "You bastard, Lao Tzu bullied Wang Jingping about your ball, and you can bully her if you have the ability?" ”

Li Changpan said: "I just don't allow you to bully her, I will teach whoever bullies her." ”

Zhang Mingjie was amused and said: "Yo, you are also someone from Wang Jingping, you really think you are her boyfriend, and you don't look at how many catties and taels you have." ”

Li Changpan said: "I'm her boyfriend, what's wrong, if you have the ability, you can also let her try a blind date with you." ”

Zhang Mingjie laughed when he heard the poof, and the people around him also laughed, Zhang Mingjie said while laughing: "Haha, you can't go on stage if you have a blind date with her?" A blind date became her boyfriend? I sue you, she can say, she will only marry me in this life. ”

When Bai Xue heard this, her face turned green, but Zhang Mingjie didn't pay attention to her reaction, and still laughed vigorously, Li Changpan glared at Zhang Mingjie and said, "Impossible, how could she marry you, she is my Li Changpan." ”

Li Changpan's words caused a burst of laughter, if Wang Jingping was present at this time, he would have to faint to death, Zhang Mingjie was also completely defeated by Li Changpan's cheekiness, grabbed his shirt again and said: "Li Changpan, I don't have the leisure to talk to you about Wang Jingping today, I only talk about you grazing cattle and destroying my orchard now......"

Li Changpan didn't wait for Zhang Mingjie to finish speaking, grabbed the conversation and said: "I'll be ruined, what can you do with me?" ”

When Zhang Mingjie heard this, he was so angry that his whole body trembled, and he waved his hand with a few punches, which made him bleed from the mouth and nose.

Bai Xue hurriedly pulled Zhang Mingjie and said, "Don't fight, this won't solve the problem, since he has caused you losses, let him compensate you." ”

Zhang Mingjie glared at Li Changpan and said angrily: "Compensation? What compensation he takes, just his two broken grass sheds, are not enough to stuff his teeth. ”

Bai Xue said, "Huh? So, what are you going to do? ”

Zhang Mingjie said: "Call the police, and lock him up for a few years." ”

As soon as Li Changpan heard that Zhang Mingjie was going to call the police, he knelt down with his legs bent, hugged Zhang Mingjie's legs, snorted and said with tears: "Brother Zhang, I was wrong, don't you call the police, I beg you?" ”