"Buy! I'll buy you a bottle for what you just said! ”

"Alas~ Okay, big brother, you take it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "It's so beautiful, Zhang Xiaoqiang is so happy that he can't close his mouth."

In just ten minutes, he sold two chickens and one wine, with a total tension of 384 yuan.

"Brother Pig, what is the swelling, brother's sales skills are okay." The money fan slapped a wad of banknotes in front of the old pig.

It's just that the old pig didn't care at all, nodded in agreement, and at the same time warned a few words: "Wine and wealth, it's good for Xiaoqiang to make money, but you have to keep your heart, do you know?" Look at your Brother Pig, who is in charge of the entire logistics of the Heavenly Realm, and the accounts that flow through my hands every day are innumerable, but Brother Pig, I have never had a crooked mind. ”

Wear! On low-key pretending B, Zhang Xiaoqiang only serves old pigs.

As he spoke, an old woman's voice came from the side, followed by a familiar figure trotting to the stall.

"Ouch, you're here."

Twisting his face to look, Zhang Xiaoqiang was slightly flustered for two seconds, and then slapped his palm: "Auntie!" It's you!? ”

"You remember me."

Who is this, you ask? This old woman is Zhang Xiaoqiang, the first time the old pig practiced the stall and the guest of "buy a ji".

"Auntie, do you also buy chickens this time?"

"Of course I bought it, you don't know, that time I brought this chicken back, ouch me, I was full of praise after eating it, and I couldn't leave. But he urged me to buy more. I didn't know that when I came over, you weren't there. I was going to come over for a walk today, but I didn't expect it...... I'm going to catch you. ”

Selling things to "cause public outrage", Zhang Xiaoqiang can definitely be proud.

"Hehe, I'm really sorry, I'm a student, and I had a lot of studies some time ago, so I ......"

"Ahh No wonder, my daughter is also going to graduate school, ouch, you are a really good young man, this is studying, and work-studying, by the way, my daughter is going to take the Peking University archaeology exam, what school are you going to apply for? It's not good that you two can be in the same school. ”

This is obviously the matchmaker's routine, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind having an intimate contact with the other party's daughter.

But the goal is Peking University, and it is also an archaeology major that specializes in distinguishing between truth and falsehood, Zhang Xiaoqiang is worried that he is casually making up lies...... Three thousand years of mummies, people can tell men and women, Zhang Xiaoqiang weighed it, and replied cautiously: "I reported Lan Xiang." ”

"Lan Xiang?" Unexpectedly stunned, the old woman looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang in amazement, and her eyes looked like idiots: "Lan Xiang also has a graduate class?" ”

"Uh...... This, there should be, I plan to report ......" After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost slipped out of the advertising words: "I plan to apply for the advanced CNC machine tool seminar." ”

"Alas, young man, listen to Auntie's words, change schools, you have this skill, it's good to go to New Oriental to learn cooking, why do you want to go to that school to drive an excavator."

The old woman's words couldn't help but move Zhang Xiaoqiang, Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to tell the other party that he was forced to walk on this road of no return because he was forced to do so.

If possible, Ge Neng would like to be a cook.

"Auntie, how many are you going to have today?" Not wanting to continue the sad topic, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked at a fork

"How many more, I'll have the rest of yours."

Fog grass! O noble lady!

This old woman doesn't look very outstanding in her dress, but she didn't expect to be so generous.

"Could it be too much, Auntie? There are more than a dozen of them. "Zhang Xiaoqiang's politeness against his will.

The old woman waved her hand: "What's more, my family is good for you now, if you don't come back, I can't give the old man a quarrel." Don't ink, give my aunt a big bag, I bought it all. ”

"Done! Then I'll give you a big bag! ”

The old pig was responsible for collecting the money, and Zhang Xiaoqiang put the chickens into the bag one by one.

While waiting, the old woman once again played the end of the aunt's characteristic gossip, muttering freely.

"Young man, your body is fat enough," needless to say, the old woman said the old pig: "You don't feel young now, when you get older, you will have trouble, listen to your aunt's words and lose weight quickly, otherwise it will not be easy to ask for a wife in the future." ”

"And that kid, it's also with you, why are you still watching cartoons at such an age, it can't be that there is something wrong with your brain." After saying the old pig, the aunt immediately turned to the great sage.

Listening to the old woman's "insightful" "concern", Zhang Xiaoqiang broke out in a cold sweat.

"Ah, little brother, why are you so hot? You often stay up late studying, right? It's good to study hard, but the body is the capital of the revolution. Patronizing and studying has damaged my body, how will I marry a wife and have children and take care of my family in the future? ”

My brothers, alas! Hurriedly speeding up the movements in his hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the old woman who bought the flower chicken, and handed it to the other party: "Auntie, everything you want is here, welcome to come again next time." ”

didn't want to stay for a moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang was really afraid of the old woman's fast mouth.

Carrying two stacks of vinyl plastic bags, the old woman did not forget to ask Zhang Xiaoqiang when she parted: "The young man pays attention to his body, stays up less late, and I will bring my daughter to meet you at your stall in the future." ”

It's really pitiful for the hearts of parents all over the world!

The problem is the old woman...... Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't bear it.

"Brother Pig, then, don't take what she said to heart, she ...... Brother Pig, Brother Pig. ”

The flickering slaughter in the old pig's eyes made Zhang Xiaoqiang feel afraid.

It stands to reason that with the quality of the old pig, it should not be so anxious to burn the brain because of the old woman's few words of "truth".

But nowadays the old pig ......

Without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to confirm further, several figures blocked the stall.

"Alas, welcome." Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around warmly to greet him.

The man in the shirt glanced at the stall, and then said: "Tut, under the banner of selling ji, but only selling wine, what do you mean?" ”

"Hehe, sorry brother, you're a little late, my remaining chickens have just been bought. So ......"

"So what, so, our eldest brother wants to buy chickens, do you hear!?"

is not good, looking at the arrogant appearance of the other party, Zhang Xiaoqiang knows that this Nima has encountered "hard stubble" again.

"I'm sorry big brothers, small shops and small businesses, and they can only supply so much every day, hello or not, tomorrow, I will definitely leave a few good "called flower chickens" for the list tomorrow. ”

"I have to want it today!!" The palm of his hand slammed into the tricycle board, and then a tall and thin man walked out from behind the man in the flower shirt.

Hemp stalk!

The word instinctively came to mind.

Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately understood that the "cold eyebrows" of the old pig who dared to love the old pig was not because of the old woman's words, but because he discovered the "enemy".

"Ouch, who should I be, it's you, brother. Haven't we all passed the last time, you see that if this is not the case, take a few jars of wine, and I will honor you as a little brother. (To be continued.) )