Chapter 24: Drinking
"Don't make a fuss, I'm just throwing it on a whim, it's all up to luck! Besides, I can't even dribble, how can I play basketball! Zuo Yan waved his hand.
"I see that the posture you just now doesn't look like a casual vote at all, don't be modest, this is a matter of fighting for the honor of the class, you can't postpone it!" Li Chenguang said eagerly.
Li Chenguang himself likes basketball and is also very good at playing basketball.
However, the teams were all set up temporarily, and the players had only occasionally played basketball before, and there was no real expert who could partner with Li Chenguang.
Basketball is about teammate cooperation, if the difference in strength is too great, no matter how powerful Li Chenguang is, it will not help!
Now that he finally found Zuo Yan, a "god pitcher", Li Chenguang decided that he couldn't let it go no matter what.
"Zuo Yan, if you don't know how to play basketball, I'll teach you! It's fast, you don't have to move too much during the game, just throw the ball when you get it! Li Chenguang said.
Zuo Yan was helpless.
He was really just a whim, just cast casually.
Usually Zuo Yan is at home, and when he has nothing to do, he also plays this shooting game, throws the paper ball into the trash, and then uses his mental power to take back the paper ball and continue to throw.
Unexpectedly, he was taken by Li Chenguang and insisted on pulling his basketball team!
"Lao Li, you see that I still have to run 1500 meters, if I go to train basketball, what should I do with 1500 meters?" Zuo Yan said righteously, "You also heard in the class, the head teacher entrusted me with such an important task, I can't live up to his expectations, right?" And not only him, but the whole class is waiting for me to fight for the honor of the class, can you bear to watch them show disappointed expressions? ”
"This ......" Li Chenguang was blinded by Zuo Yan's words.
"So, we're all fighting for the glory of the class, and we all have to work hard! You're right? Quick, go, your teammates are still waiting for you! ”
In this way, Zuo Yan sent away Li Chenguang, who was in a daze and had not yet reacted.
"Tut-tut...... Ah Yan, starting today, I really have to be impressed with you! The grass head sighed, "First LOL suddenly became a master, and then the midterm exam scored 724 points, and now the speed of running is faster than that of a dog, plus just now you grabbed the basketball with one hand, and there was a needle threading ...... across half the court."
Speaking of this, Caotou paused, looked left and right mysteriously, leaned his head over, and said in a low voice, "Have you practiced any peerless martial arts, if you really practice...... Get me a copy too! ”
"your peerless martial arts!"
Zuo Yan's heart jumped, and then he rolled his eyes angrily, "Are you embarrassed to say?" Today, when I pretended to be sick and shirked it, you didn't hesitate to stand up and expose me, and I haven't even settled accounts with you! ”
"Hehe, it was an accident, and if I don't say Li Tengfei, I'll be assigned to go up, 800 meters! You might as well let me die! ”
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In the evening, Zuo Yan returned home.
"Xiao Yan is back?"
When Zuo Yan heard this voice, his body paused, and then a sneer appeared on his face, he looked up, and sure enough, it was his snobbish uncle standing in the living room, smiling to greet him.
"Oh? Uncle is here? What is the wind that has brought you, a busy man, to our house? Zuo Yan Yin Yang Strange Qi Dao.
Uncle didn't find fault with him before, and he said many words of contempt and ridicule before and after people.
Almost every New Year's holiday, as long as there is a day of reunion, you can hear the uncle's sarcastic words between words.
Therefore, for this uncle who has always "hung himself on his lips", Zuo Yan has no good face.
"Xiaoyan, I heard that you scored more than 700 points in the midterm exam, but I was so happy, if I wasn't very busy before, I would definitely come to celebrate with you!" The uncle ignored Zuo Yan's yin and yang weirdness, and still said with a smile.
Overjoyed?
I'm afraid I'm worried!
Zuo Yan sneered.
Zuo Yan guessed correctly, when the uncle heard that he scored 724 points, the whole person almost jumped up from the office chair.
"How is that possible! Are you sure you heard it right? The uncle questioned his son loudly.
Zuo Dong was taken aback by his father's appearance, and whispered: "It's true, our school even posted a banner, 724 points." ”
"This kid...... Why did you suddenly open your mind? The uncle was a little dizzy, and unconsciously fell on the chair, muttering out of concentration.
He couldn't have imagined that Zuo Yan, who was looked down upon by him before, ridiculed countless times, and used him as a negative teaching material behind his back, suddenly became a high-ranking scholar!
For a while, the uncle only felt a wave of frustration coming over him, and there was nowhere to express anger in his heart.
In this case, Zuo Dong was naturally subjected to the seedlings, and the dog who was pulled over and scolded by his father was bloody.
"No, this relationship can't just be gone!" Uncle suddenly came to his senses.
No matter how sarcastic Zuo Yan and his family were before, the relationship could not be severed, and the two families were still relatives on the surface, and they did not completely turn their faces.
Now that Zuo Yan is up, with such terrible results, it is definitely a matter of getting caught in the future, and this great opportunity to make friends must not be let go in vain!
A businessman can bend and stretch, and the uncle can be regarded as a thorough understanding.
Seeing the uncle praising himself in front of his parents, and his attitude was completely reversed from before, Zuo Yan couldn't help but sneer twice.
The parents were smiling, no matter what, their son was promising, and outsiders came to congratulate him, and it was impossible to say that he was unhappy.
As he was talking, another person came to the door.
The surrounding neighbors, distant relatives who don't know each other, and colleagues and friends in their parents' units came to visit one by one with gifts.
"Mom, why are so many people here today?" Zuo Yan pulled his mother Liu Jing into the corner and asked in a low voice.
"Didn't your grades come down the other day? I made a phone call back to my hometown and told the seven aunts and eight aunts, and then they all said that they were coming to visit today! Liu Jing smiled.
The corners of Zuo Yan's mouth twitched.
He could imagine that Liu Jing sat at home and didn't do anything for a day, just calling the seventh aunt and eight aunts to tell them about their affairs.
As long as something reaches the mouths of the seven aunts and eight aunts, it will not take a day to spread throughout the township!
But Zuo Yan is not surprised at all.
Because of himself, the family has so many bad eyes, and it is difficult to straighten his waist and speak during the New Year's holidays.
Now it's okay, I got a score of 724 in the test, don't say straighten your waist and speak, even if you are floating in the sky and say, no one dares to say a word!
Zuo Yan is now in the eyes of everyone, he is the star of the future, the pillar of the country, a hot sweetheart, and a promising future, but they are too late to stammer!
"Drink!"
"I'm so happy today, I have to drink!"
"Such a promising son, Jianguo, your ancestral tomb is smoking!"
“……”
The son has a chance, and the father is undoubtedly the happiest, and he has drunk several large glasses of liquor in a row, and he is already a little bad.
"Nationhood! What's wrong? Can't you drink it? Your unit said that you drink a lot! Colleagues quipped.
"Drink! Who said not to drink, come on, come on! Zuo Jianguo poured another cup, but looking at his appearance, he really couldn't drink it.
Seeing this scene, Zuo Yan silently snatched the wine glass from Zuo Jianguo's hand.
"Guys, you're here to congratulate me today, what's the use of getting my dad drunk? I'll drink with you! Zuo Yan smiled with a cup.
"Hey! Xiao Yan, you are not yet eighteen years old, it is not appropriate to drink! "Some relatives persuaded.
"That's it! When your kid is an adult, come and drink with us! ”
"Stinky boy, put the cup down, I'll drink!" Zuo Jianguo stopped.
"Don't be reckless!" Zuo Yan smiled, "You don't know how much I drink, but don't forget, I wasn't drunk last time, you lie down first!" ”
"Oh? See, really? Relatives looked at Zuo Jianguo.
Zuo Jianguo's face turned red, and he wanted to argue but had nothing to say, so he had to nod and admit Zuo Yan's words.
"Good, good!"
"Tiger father has no dogs, come, let's go one!"
"Today was originally to congratulate you, I can drink with you and be a little angry, go back and let my stupid boy get a good score!"
“……”
As soon as they heard that Zuo Yan was drinking for his father, everyone immediately came to their senses.
Especially the uncle, the light flashed in his eyes, and a different smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't know what tricks were brewing.
"This cup is my dad's, I'll do it first as a respect, and I will use it as a meeting gift!"
Zuo Yan raised his head and lowered his stomach with a glass of wine, and the hot feeling in his throat made Zuo Yan frown and close his eyes, his facial features were a little distorted.
This glass of liquor is a lot, not to mention three taels, most people have to drink it slowly, Zuo Yan toasted, and dizziness immediately came to his head.
Zuo Yan's thought moved!
Suddenly, all the dizziness disappeared in an instant.
Zuo Yan calmly put down the wine glass and continued to pour the wine.
"Come, third uncle, I'll give you a drink!"
"Aunt Eight, you hugged me when you were a child, I remember, I would like to give you a drink!"
"Cousin Anlu, let's go one!"
“……”
Every time it was a toast, there was never a drop left, and Zuo Yan's arrogant drinking posture made many relatives present give a thumbs up.
But what surprised them even more was that Zuo Yan drank three catties of liquor, and he could continue to drink with them without changing his face.
This amount of alcohol is terrible!
It seems that Zuo Yan himself also felt that it was not appropriate, so he chose not to completely eliminate the dizziness, and chose to keep some of it.
So, as Zuo Yan drank more, his face began to slowly turn red, and his eyes became blurred.
It looks like it's going to fall down at any moment.
"Xiaoyan, come, Uncle toasts you!" At this time, the uncle stood up and toasted with a glass.
"Okay, drink!" Those who came from the left did not refuse, and drank it all in one gulp.
"724 points, even if you are the national champion, come on, cheers for this score!" Uncle continued.
"!" Zuo Yan drank again.
"Good amount of wine, Uncle will toast you again!"
The uncle's constant toasting made Zuo Yan's drunken state intensify little by little.