"Hey, hey! It's my hobby, and you'll get used to it later! Shangguan Wushuang said that his hands were like loaches, and he drilled when he saw a crack, Sheng Tingfeng laughed evilly in his heart, "Since you are so active, then I will clean you up, and when you get into my bed, when the time comes, I will see how awesome and awesome you are." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

But at this time, Shangguan Wushuang suddenly moved his fingers and clicked on Sheng Tingfeng's acupuncture points.

Sheng Tingfeng felt a rumbling in his abdomen, and a rush of urine came to him.

"I'm sorry, I need to go to the bathroom!" Sheng Tingfeng hurriedly walked out.

This toilet is gone!

No way! You kid is just a pawn of the old fox, trying to win me over with beauty, hum! Your wishful thinking is wrong! Shangguan Wushuang smiled smugly.

Minister Sheng came out with two calm faces, and he saw the scene in the courtyard just now, "Shangguan, it seems that you don't want to be my granddaughter-in-law!" ”

"Hehe, thank you for your love, I don't have that blessing!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile.

"Hey! Some people just toast and don't eat to eat and drink, don't go on the sunny avenue, prefer to take the single-plank bridge, Shangguan, it seems that this is the last time we will meet! Minister Sheng sighed, looking very sorry.

How could Shangguan Wushuang not understand the meaning of Minister Sheng's words, which meant to kill himself, damn! Just let the horses come! Shangguan Wushuang smiled and said: "Minister Sheng is not late, I should go back, thank you for your hospitality, oh, thank you for this flower!" You have a bad stomach in the last few days, you need to pay more attention! ”

After Shangguan Wushuang left, Minister Sheng's stomach immediately rumbled, he immediately went to the toilet, he ran to the toilet more than ten times in one morning, taking antidiarrheal drugs didn't work at all, his buttocks hurt, he remembered Shangguan Wushuang's last words, and gritted his teeth angrily: "Stinky girl, you dare to yin me, I want you to die!" There was a fierce glint in his eyes.

Shangguan Wushuang and Huang Liang returned to Liaoning City after staying in the capital for two days, and on this day Shangguan Wushuang was invited by the strong wind advertising company to eat at the Emgrand Hotel, and now the Xionggewan brand is already a household name in Liaoning City. Shangguan Wushuang invested 5 million in advertising on Liaoning TV this time, as the agency of Liaoning TV Station, Qiangfeng Advertising Company, of course, he had to make a good deal of his God of Wealth Shangguan Wushuang, basically every once in a while to invite Shangguan Wushuang to the Emgrand Hotel for dinner.

Shangguan Wushuang was very happy today, drank a lot of wine, and drove a special Sailong car on the street.

When the car was running wildly, suddenly a horn sounded behind him, and Shangguan Wushuang saw a traffic patrol officer wearing a safety helmet riding a motorcycle chasing his dragon car from the rearview mirror. No way!!

Shangguan Wushuang not only did not stop, but accelerated, the car swished, and the traffic policeman was thrown behind, and after the speed slowed down, it didn't take long for the traffic policeman to catch up again, it seems that he will never stop if he does not catch up with Shangguan Wushuang

"Holy! I have to get rid of this traffic policeman, or I'm in trouble! Shangguan Wushuang stepped on the accelerator, and the car shot out like an arrow, and got rid of the traffic policeman in the blink of an eye.

The People's Hospital was in front, Shangguan Wushuang immediately slowed down, the car slowly drove into the hospital, and suddenly there was a whistle from behind, and the traffic policeman chased after him. No way! The traffic police really bit Shangguan Wushuang, and the motorcycle stopped next to the Sailong car.

After the traffic policeman parked the motorcycle, he took off his helmet and saluted Shangguan Wushuang and said, "Sir, please show your driver's license, I suspect that you are drunk and driving, and you are speeding, please assist in testing alcohol." "The traffic police took out a palm-sized instrument from the trunk of the car.

The traffic policeman is very handsome, with a very attractive face, big eyes, and is about twenty years old. Wearing a blue police uniform, he looks even more heroic.

"I didn't drink!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile, Shangguan Wushuang took out his driver's license and handed it to the traffic police.

"Hmph, why are you so red when you don't drink!" The traffic policeman looked at the driver's license, he pressed the switch of the alcohol tester, and with a drip, the instrument turned on.

"I'm shy when I see a handsome guy, so my face is red!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile.

"Hmph, you don't talk nonsense, you just need to know if you drink or not! Please blow three breaths on this instrument! The traffic policeman held the mouth of the alcohol tester to Shangguan Wushuang's mouth.

Hehe, this traffic police is interesting, I'll play with you! Shangguan Wushuang immediately blew the alcohol tester, bang! With a bang, the alcohol tester was blown up by Shangguan Wushuang!

"Oh, the quality of your instrument is too poor, how can it explode when you blow it lightly!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile.

The traffic police were stunned for a moment, he had never encountered this kind of thing, he took the alcohol tester and looked left and right, and he couldn't see how it burst.

"Hehe, since I can't test alcohol, I can't prove that I drank alcohol, I still have something to do, please give me back your driver's license!" Shangguan Wushuang stretched out his hand and asked for a driver's license.

"Hmph, you are obviously speeding, your face is so red, you are obviously drinking, please follow me to the traffic brigade to test for alcohol." The traffic police said coldly.

Anyway, it's okay, I'll accompany you to the traffic brigade, Shangguan Wushuang nodded and smiled: "Okay, I'll accompany you, I'm afraid that the quality of your instrument is too poor to test!" ”

The traffic brigade is not far from the people's hospital, a few minutes away, Shangguan Wushuang's Sailong car drove into the traffic brigade, and after getting off the car, he entered the traffic inspection department with the traffic police.

"Chen Guang! Why are you back! A female traffic policeman greeted the traffic police.

"Bring someone to the team to test the alcohol!" Chen Guangdao.

"This guy has such a red face, obviously drunk, don't you have a breathalyzer?"

"I don't know how to do it, he blew it up!" Chen Guangdao.

The man's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "She blew it up!" ”

Shangguan Wushuang finally knew that the female traffic policeman's name was Chen Guang, and said with a smile: "It turns out that your name is Chen Guang, and I will invite you to dinner in the evening!" ”

Chen Guang turned his head, glared at Shangguan Wushuang and said, "You don't give me a trap, and when it is found out that you have drunk, your driver's license will be revoked, and you will dare to drink and drive in the future!" ”

Chen Guang took out an alcohol tester from the cabinet, and said to Shangguan Wushuang at the mouth of the pipe: "You blow!" ”

Shangguan Wushuang blew into the mouth of the alcohol tester, bang! With a bang, the instrument exploded again!

"It seems that the quality of your alcohol tester is not up to par, do you still need to test it?" Shangguan Wushuang said with a grin.

Chen Guang looked at the alcohol tester, then at Shangguan Wushuang, and muttered, "What's the matter, it's exploded again!"

"Can I go?" Shangguan Wushuang smiled.

Looking at Shangguan Wushuang's red face, "There is also a breathalyzer, I don't believe it can be blown up!" Chen Guang opened the door of the cabinet again and took out a new breathalyzer.

As a result, she was blown up by Shangguan Wushuang, this time she was dumbfounded, "Chen Guang, you can give me back your driver's license!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile.

"No, although I can't measure your alcohol, but you are speeding, I will fine you!" Chen Guang said angrily.

"Why am I speeding, you tested?" Shangguan Wushuang said. (To be continued.) )