I have to say that the conclusions reached from the cross-eyed perspective of the Great Sage do have a different "taste". Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It's just that for the comments of the great sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang prefers to use more civilized and connotative words to describe it.

For example: Xiang.

"Hehe, how about Xiaoqiang? Isn't this car very stylish? Were you shocked? For your car, Heavenly Court has spent a lot of effort. Specially invited special personnel, in accordance with the most popular design concept in the human world. You look at this body domineering and hard like a wild beast, with the appearance of the local tyrant gold, tsk, this shape, this color, it's really no sei. The old man felt to himself, completely unaware of the fire in Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes.

"This Nima was designed by someone else!? Still pulling the wind? Old man, can you explain to me which brain-dead person can paint with Xiangse? And the whole spiral shape of the front of the car is the meaning of the gods? Are you sure this car wasn't used to knock Brother Knock? ”

"Uh...... Don't worry, Old Man Rong will explain to you slowly. You know that the gods of the heavenly realm usually use magic tools to get you a car, but they have wasted a lot of effort. Don't look good at the car, but it's done great things. ”

"Did you do a big deal? What's the big deal? Zhang Xiaoqiang was inexplicable.

"Alas, some time ago, there was a mess over there, and the people of the United States couldn't handle it, so they burned incense and worshiped the Buddha when they were done, and then the office where we lived received relevant news, in line with the principle of world harmony, the office staff reported the other party's request to the Heavenly Court headquarters. After deliberation, led by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, with the cooperation of the Ministry of National Defense Tota Li Tianwang, the Ministry of Defense finally sent troops to solve the problems encountered by the Lemi Kingdom. The old man explained solemnly.

"! And this kind of thing, the human world is strife, and the gods of the heavenly realm are also involved? And isn't there a guy named god over there? Regarding the old man's being, Zhang Xiaoqiang expressed doubts.

The old man waved his hand: "If God is useful, that bearded man can still jump around?" ”

"Bearded!? Depend on! Are you talking about pulling ......? Does that have anything to do with our car? ”

According to reliable information, the bearded man was not in good health, and he would send someone to go out every day to buy ice cream and go back to the ice for treatment. At that time, our people took advantage of this, relying on the ice cream truck provided by Mi Fang as a cover, and successfully broke into the bearded stealth residence, and finally took one of them in one fell swoop! ”

"Wait, you're not right, brother, remember the news report at the time that it was the Navy Seal Team Six who dealt with the beard." Zhang Xiaoqiang usually finds happiness through news broadcasts, and the killing of the bearded man was a sensation all over the world at the time.

"Oh? Is it? This...... Uh, it also makes sense, you see that if this kind of thing is spread out by our Huaxia Heavenly Court, then where will he put his old rice god's face. So...... The follow-up report of the news is mostly that after we handed over the beard, Lao Mi rearranged the formation and made a show. You know, politics does. ”

Think about it, in order to arrest the bearded, the people of the United States can not be said to have racked their brains and worked hard, and in the end, if the people know that it is our Huaxia Heavenly Court that goes out to get it, it will have a huge impact on the government of the human world of the United States and the god above.

But...... As if thinking of something important, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head violently: "Wait a minute, if I'm not mistaken, the beard should be from Afghanistan, why do you say Iraq?" ”

The old man's eyes rolled and he smoothed his beard: "Uh...... This...... Actually, it's not a conflict, the one in Iraq that the old man said was a beard, and the one you said in Afghanistan was a goatee. These two goods were solved by our heavenly court for Lao Mi. ”

Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know whether the old man's words were true or false, but the dazzling ice cream Isuzu in front of him really made him a little speechless.

"There's no time, Xiaoqiang, let's hurry up and get in the car." The old pig looked at the time, and it was already 5 minutes since he received the text message.

Zhang Xiaoqiang patted his head, and then remembered that he still had something to do.

It's not a glorious thing to be late for the first date in my life.

At that moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang said anxiously: "Where's the key, old man?" ”

The old man smiled slightly: "Produced by the heavenly realm, it must be a high-quality product, don't worry, the car has been entered into your finger membrane, Xiaoqiang, you can drive it directly?" ”

Fog grass! Really? So awesome!?

Unsure of the probe, the door was pulled more and more, but when he got to the handle, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped abruptly: "Brother pig, you go and open it!" ”

"Me!?" The old pig was stunned.

Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the handlebar: "I don't have time to explain, open the door quickly." ”

The old pig nodded, stepped forward in three or two steps, and pulled it casually.

"Click," the door opened.

"Damn! This is what you call fingerprint verification!? This Y is not locked at all, right!? "I have long expected that the old man is talking nonsense, Heavenly Court really has such a bull fork technique, as for the whole piece of!

Don't worry about nonsense, since the door is open, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped into the car.

The old pig and the great sage also followed closely behind and boarded the car.

After getting on the car, the old pig was a pig's nose and sniffed.

Zhang Xiaoqiang said curiously: "Brother Pig, what are you doing?" ”

The old pig was solemn: "Xiaoqiang, don't you feel that there is a familiar smell in this car?" ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head, and then smiled bitterly: "Brother Pig, I didn't smell anything." ”

Okay! Needless to say, this old pig must have committed a crime by nature.

Pigs, when you meet "", you will inevitably think of your hometown.

"Now it's time to give me the key, old man!"

I didn't give the key to open the door just now, and I said it in the past, and now I don't give the key...... Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know how to connect the skills of an agent who starts the engine through wires.

In other words, if you call Rosen and ask him to come to the live demonstration...... Will he hit me?

The old man spread his hands: "The old man just didn't tell you, this car is built in the heavenly realm, how can it still use the outdated starting method of the key?" ”

"No keys...... What is that used for!? ”

"Voice-activated! This car is all made of the most advanced technology in your world. Your voice has been captured, and all you have to do is give the command and the car will start. ”

"Old man, my little brother made a date for the first time today, and I didn't have time to talk to you, you tell me honestly, did you steal this car from where you stole it!? And if you steal it, steal a better one!? Do you have to steal "Xiang" back for Mao!? If you see that my brother is not pleasing to the eye, just say it! Do you need to be so thoughtful and disgusting!? I admit that I have a complaint against you as my agent, but when did I not work well during the live broadcast!? ”

Seeing that the first shot in his life was about to be dumbfounded, Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't bear it.

You said that usually the old man makes a joke and makes some intrigues and tricks.

But now, hundreds of millions of soldiers on Renzhang Xiaoqiang's side are already grinding their fists, just waiting for the horn to blow as soon as they start working.

But the old man didn't agree with each other, so he gave the whole lump "Xiang...... Disgusting! It's disgusting!