Chapter 114: A Mysterious Gift
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Seeing this, Gao Yang knew that it would be enough to hold it again, and with a tap of his finger on the screen, a line of text was sent. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zixu Zhenren: "Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, endure the return of the Magpie Bridge, if the two love is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight!" ”
As soon as Gao Yang's second half of the Queqiao Immortal came out, the group was strangely quiet, and Gao Yang was scared of this anxiety in his heart, what was the situation? Exposed, does anyone in heaven know this poem? It's a big game now, and it makes you stink.
After a while, just when Gao Yang was frightened, Chang'e spoke up.
Chang'e: "If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight, so beautiful, so moving!" Two weeping expressions.
Seven Fairies: "Plus one!" "The same two crying expressions.
Lu Dongbin: "Add twenty!" Five crying emojis.
As soon as Lu Dongbin's information came out, He Xiangu, who didn't like to speak much, suddenly surfaced.
He Xiangu: "Yo, I see that you are quite touched, did you think of the peony fairy again?" Two fire-breathing expressions.
As soon as He Xiangu's words with the smell of gunpowder came out, there was a dead silence in the group, who in the fairy world didn't know about Lu Dongbin's three plays with white peony, in order to steal the queen mother's hosta and kill the pangolin to eliminate harm for the people, Lu Dongbin did not hesitate to sell his hue to seduce the peony fairy, although the motive was good, but this matter was not very glorious anyway.
Others didn't dare to speak, Yang Jian was not used to his faults, "Lao Lu did this, I admire it, step on two boats..... tsk, it's so beautiful, praise one!" ”
Lu Dongbin: "Yang Sanyan, you don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, right, you're sick!" A series of fire-breathing expressions.
Before Yang Jian could answer, Lu Dongbin hurriedly extinguished the fire: "Xiao He, don't listen to the nonsense surnamed Yang, he is the same as the roaring dog, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, don't you know what I've been like all these years?" ”
Yang Jian continued to add fuel to the fire: "Explanation is a cover-up!" ”
Tai Bai Xing saw that the situation was about to get out of control, and hurriedly came out to play a round: "Okay, okay, Yang Jian, don't make trouble, today is the wedding anniversary of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, everyone stop and stop arguing!" ”
Yang Jian is too grandson, isn't this a pot that doesn't open and which pot? Tai Bai Xing secretly scolded Yang Sanyanta in his heart, and he was not a thing.
Speaking of Lu Dongbin's flirtation with the Peony Fairy back then, Tai Baixing himself was disgraceful, because he came up with the idea, so he had to quickly change the topic so as not to burn himself.
Under the suppression of Tai Bai Xing, the tension quickly dissipated, and the immortals returned to the lofty poem.
Weaver Girl: "If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight, this sentence is too appropriate, as long as two people really love each other, they don't necessarily have to stay together to feel happy, even if they are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, as long as the person they are thinking about in their hearts is also thinking about themselves, this is also happiness." That's what I thought about at the time. "A big list of crying expressions.
Cowherd: "Although I can't understand it, I have the same mood as my lady." "Two little penguins kissing.
Weaver Girl: "Thank you for the words, I will embroider this word and hang it in the hall so that I can **** watch!" ”
As soon as the weaver girl said this, the group made an uproar again.
Chang'e: "A real talent, can you write a poem for me too?" Don't write it in vain! The two naughty winks in the back.
Seeing this, Gao Yang suddenly jumped up from the bed in excitement, damn it, the number one beauty in the heavenly realm is actually seducing me? Gao Yang's mind was spinning rapidly in excitement, frantically recalling the poems he had learned about Chang'e.
Paralysis, sure enough, when the book is used, he hates less, and when he thinks of a lot of brain cells, he remembers a sentence Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, and the blue sea and blue sky are night and night.
But this sentence is absolutely not good, isn't this deliberately poking people's hearts, and nominating a surname, Gao Yang assured that if this poem is sent out, the little sampan of friendship will definitely turn over immediately, this is not what Gao Yang wants, if you want to sell things to the heavenly realm, Chang'e This is the most important channel, in today's commercial society where channels are king, if Gao Yang does this, it will definitely be a brain caught in the door.
You should listen to the teacher's words and read more, Gao Yang secretly regretted it, and just as he was about to go to Baidu, a large number of fans poured out from behind.
Seven Fairies: "A real talent, ask for words!" ”
Six fairies: "Ask for words, poetry can also be!" ”
Five Fairies: "Ask for words!" ”
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As soon as the information of the seven fairies came out, it was instantly covered by the information of the fairies such as Dianmu, He Xiangu, and the Hundred Flowers Fairy, and in the end, even the Jade Rabbit ran out, and Gao Yang's mobile phone was suddenly swiped by the message asking for words.
After Du Ziteng's edification in the past few years, Gao Yang understands that women are the craziest consumers in the world, fairies are also women, and the heavenly realm must not be far behind.
"These are so welcoming!" Gao Yang wiped the sweat on his face, the Weaver Girl's congratulatory message has been delivered, and it is time to give his own gifts, presumably those guys in the sky are also guessing what they will give.
Clicking on the storage box, one of the compartments placed a double layer of chocolate cake, covered with a very thin layer of oiled paper, on the paper is a picture, the painting is two men and women in ancient costumes, the man is sturdy, wearing coarse cloth and straw shoes, leading a buffalo; The woman's appearance is as beautiful as a flower, her neon clothes are fluttering, and the two cross the endless galaxy and snuggle together tightly...... The painting comes to life, and the figures come to life.
Gao Yang made a special trip to a cake shop in the city three days ago to order this cake, and the oil painting was made by a classmate from the Tuokai Printing Club with a computer, which can be said to have put a lot of effort into it.
Since the storage box is the same as the treasure chest, the things in it will not deteriorate no matter how long it takes, so Gao Yang is not afraid that the cake will expire and spoil, just in case, Gao Yang still took it out and checked it carefully, and after confirming that there was no problem, he used his mobile phone to re-shoot it into the storage box, and then sent it to the Weaver Girl at one point.
"Zixu Zhenren gave the Weaver Girl a double-layer chocolate cream cake!" As soon as the cake was released, this line suddenly appeared on Gao Yang's group page.
Lei Zhenzi: "Cake? What is this? ”
Huang Tianhua: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it. ”
Han Xiangzi: "......?" ”
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The immortals were also confused, and the group was full of voices asking each other, what kind of cake is this?
While the immortals were inquiring about what a cake was, Gao Yang was also waiting anxiously in his room, waiting for the Weaver Girl's reaction to the cake.
This time, the cake was not sent out hastily, but was carefully considered.
Since I saw the Weaver Girl in the group a few days ago that she was going to celebrate her wedding anniversary, Gao Yang's mind began to move, this is a business opportunity, a great business opportunity to bring mortal goods into the heavenly realm, but what is good?
For women, only cosmetics, jewelry and clothes can fascinate them, cosmetics in the heavenly realm are definitely not lacking, jewelry is even more of a joke in the heavenly realm, people can crush all the treasures in the mortal world by throwing a bead casually, clothes? This is the profession of the Weaver Girl, do you know what Yunshang Yuni is? Do you know what it means to be seamless?
Since none of these things work, then you can only start with what you eat, and you can't get the fruits at all, even if the immortal fruit of the heavenly realm does not have aura, it is also called the fairy fruit, and there is no comparison with the hybrid varieties of the mortal world at all.
In the end, Gao Yang set his sights on the cake, it is perfect to send a cake on the wedding anniversary, in this era of extreme scarcity of food in the heavenly realm, coincidental combination of cream can definitely kill the taste buds of the celestial fairies.
But now that several moments have passed, there is still no movement on the Weaver Girl's side, doesn't it taste palatable? (To be continued.) )