It's hard to find good people in the crowd these days! But the bad guys...... You can see it clearly from 800 miles away.

As soon as he arrived at a street outside the school, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw two rows of cars parked at the school gate, and more than 20 people were squatting or standing next to the cars, all of them in the same "washing, cutting and blowing" style, with cigarettes in their mouths and nostrils facing the sky, which was the villain in the YY novel.

Now that the minions have appeared, then according to the routine, there should be a ******** peerless beauty who happened to pass by, and after the minions were playing, the protagonist appeared on the stage to play a pig and eat a tiger to level it, and then won the beauty worship.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang waited for a long time and didn't wait for half a beautiful woman to pass by, but finally a fat girl with a bun in her hand walked timidly towards the campus.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't care much, and he was already hungry and thirsty, and he strode up to meet him.

Fat girl, Xiaoqiang, more than 20 gangsters, the three parties are getting closer and closer.

Suddenly, the two of the thugs stood up.

Hmph, you can't help but make a move! His eyes condensed slightly, Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt that a righteous force in his body was surging, he stopped at the moment, crossed his waist with one hand, and waved forward with his right finger one hundred and eighty degrees horizontally, and after settling down, Ling Ran shouted: "I want to represent the moon, uh...... Let go of that girl and let me come!! ”

Obviously frightened by Zhang Xiaoqiang's Ling Ran righteousness, the cigarettes in the gangster's mouth slipped down, the bun in the fat girl's hand fell to the ground, and the field instantly fell into a death-like silence.

Handsome! Super handsome! 24K Pure Handsome!

Zhang Xiaoqiang maintained a clay sculpture-like shape, waiting for a shout to come from the air: "You are here!" ”

Looking for prestige, a "chrysanthemum-faced" man walked out quickly from the gangster team.

"Youkai!" The stream of consciousness exploded in his mind, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw that it was released by Sun Wukong, and he had confidence, the corners of his lips rose slightly, and he asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Me! It's me! You don't know me anymore? ”

Zhang Er was confused, Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned his face to look down and left, and looked right, but he never found the relevant "seeds" in the CPU, until someone came to his head, and he suddenly shouted: "Ah! It's you! Tony Oki! ”

As the old saying goes, the "old driver" who doesn't know Tony Damu is not a "good masturbation", Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the man in front of him with some excitement, this is his idol in his heart.

"Control your chicken! Ah, Nehasai! The right finger stretched forward was spread out into a palm, and Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed the gangster, but shook it vigorously: "Ah, I can be regarded as seeing a real person today, are you making a film?" Why did you come to China to develop? Is there an economic downturn? What is the new film number? Do you need extras ......?"

Sentence after sentence, the gangsters were about to cry, and at this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly thought of something, and suddenly patted his head: "Oh, look at me...... Can't understand Chinese, right? But I'm English, alas...... Iam……”

"Stop!" If you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence, and the gangsters who were verbally abused by Zhang Xiaoqiang for half a minute finally couldn't bear to erupt.

"I'm rubbing! Chinese is good! The pronunciation is pretty standard! ”

Speechless!

"I ...... I'm Chinese! "With tears in his eyes, the thugs are going crazy.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned when he heard this: "Are you Chinese?" You're not Tony Daiki? ”

"I, I didn't say I was......" cried with a sad face, and the gangsters were also drunk.

"Then you are ......"

"I was the ...... of the laneway that night"

"Huh!? You're the bald head!! After being reminded by the gangsters, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the "chrysanthemum face" again and suddenly felt familiar.

Because of being recognized, the bald head finally sighed with relief: "Hehe, it's me, it's me." ”

"What do you want to do!?" Taking a step back, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked vigilantly.

Since the other party is a bald gang, I'm afraid I can't be good today.

But the bald head's next move was really to make Zhang Xiaoqiang messy.

"Poof!" Without warning, the bald head knelt on his knees, and he knelt down in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang so straight.

I'll go! What's going on! Now that Hei Shi will find someone to take revenge, he will "touch porcelain"?

Hurriedly jumped back two more steps, and when he distanced himself from the bandits, Zhang Xiaoqiang settled down and said: "I didn't touch you, don't lie to me, there is a camera here." ”

"Big brother! Take me as an apprentice! ”

What the is this? Zhang Xiaoqiang had a feeling that his IQ was insulted.

"Big brother, in the last battle, I really admired your skills. To tell you the truth, I have admired Bruce Lee since I was a child, and I have always wanted to worship him as a teacher, but Brother Long left early...... But that night, I saw the shadow of Brother Long in you, please take me. ”

Collect you! There's no "bottle"!

"Uh...... This ......"

"Please take our eldest brother as an apprentice!"

"Please take our eldest brother as an apprentice!"

The bandits shouted in unison, Zhang Xiaoqiang was almost frightened to the ground, and he was a little annoyed at the moment and raised his palm: "Stop!" ”

The words fell, and the audience fell silent for an instant, as silent as death.

Uncanny! Pretty weird!

At this moment, at the huge school gate, there is not even a single mosquito within a radius of 500 meters centered on Zhang Xiaoqiang, gangsters, and fat girls...... I only heard the breeze blowing.

Zhang Xiaoqiang knew what he had to say at this time, but after thinking about it, he didn't think of any good words, and finally held back a sentence for a while: "This...... Lying like a bow, standing like a pine, not moving or shaking like a clock, walking with a gust of wind, practicing muscles and bones outside, practicing a breath inside, rigid and soft and not bowing our heads, we have heaven and earth in our hearts, hey! Hey! …… Well, martial arts training is not something that can be done overnight, and your body is still far away. ”

The bald head wants to apprentice, first of all, the master has to know, but Zhang Xiaoqiang ...... Without the "water friend" leaning over, he will get rid of the ** silk as soon as he is alive, and any one of the actual combat gangsters can be leveled out.

However, the loser does not lose the battle, anyway, the bandits don't know the details, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind pretending to be B.

He originally thought that if he said this, the bandits would be embarrassed to retreat, but the result was ...... He obviously greatly underestimated the persistence of the New Era Black Society.

"Big brother, we can practice with poor bodies! Teach us. ”

"Please teach us!" The bandits drank with it.

I rub! What do these mean! Forming a group to force good people to become prostitutes!

There is no doubt that in terms of the situation on the field, if Zhang Xiaoqiang does not agree, it will be difficult for him to leave.

But he can't even do the fourth set of radio gymnastics, what can he teach the bandits?

At this time, a voice sounded in his head: "Aren't you good at five birds?" ”

That's right! After being reminded by the old man, Zhang Xiaoqiang remembered that he had just learned Hua Tuo's Five Fowl Opera, although this exercise could not kill the enemy, it was more than enough to fool the bald heads.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang lightened his voice, thought about the classic POSS style of the movie Bruce Lee, and then imitated his backhand and said: "That's it, seeing that you are so sincere to learn, I will teach you a set of exercises to strengthen your muscles and bones, and we will talk about other things when we lay a good foundation in the future." ”

Hearing this, the bald head raised his eyebrows, and a swollen chrysanthemum face immediately floated with a bright smile: "Thank you, master!" Please bow down to me! ”

"Alas~" took a step forward, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his hand to hold up the bald head on the ground, and then said the standard official reply that all heroes in martial arts dramas will use when accepting apprentices: "A mere exercise is nothing, just take it as a meeting gift from me." ”

I have to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang's B...... It's still hard labor!