Chapter 242: Which Is So Easy!
There was a picture of his father hanging on it...... "The moon is bright and starry, in the cowshed in the suburbs of New York, Jiang Hai is leaning on the straw stack, looking at his mobile phone, while eating, after spending a long time with these cows recently, Jiang Haizhi has gradually become accustomed to their taste, at least around the fifteen cows, he still eats.
Now what he puts in his mobile phone is the cross talk he has put down, as for whether there is a copyright, then Jiang Hai doesn't know, he just goes off the Internet, and the person who says cross talk is not one, but all of De's society, and now it is the cross talk of Boss Guo, the leader of De's society, I have to admit that now in the case of most people in China who are the main theme, the cross talk of De's society is still more fun, although there are some people who look a little vulgar, some bad, always make jokes and the like, But the laughing point is here, just like Boss Guo's partner Yu Shaobao said, this is their job.
said that cross talk can't make the audience happy, so what else to say? Jiang Hai admits that he is a layman.
He likes money, he likes beautiful women, and he likes luxury life, so he still likes these things.
Although he is in the United States, in addition to watching cross talk, he often watches domestic variety shows and the like.
Of course, he doesn't like to watch programs that are obviously biased towards youth and aging, like a running man, or a god of song on the Internet, a refrigerator or something like that, he's very interested.
On the contrary, when it comes to variety shows in the United States, he doesn't like them very much, like the Voice of America, the American Emperor's Got Talent, the Conan Show, the Oprah talk show and the like. He felt average, because sometimes the jokes in it were really dirty.
Many of the people of the U.S. imperialism can talk about that kind of thing on TV without changing their faces and heartbeats, men's lengths, time, skills, and whether women like to talk about it. Screaming and the like, all over the place is talking about this, you said that Jiang Hai, a rural farmer who lives in the suburbs without a girlfriend, always looks at these things, and his nutrition is about to be unable to keep up.
Of course, there are some shows that he still likes to watch, such as Victoria's Secret or something, as if no one has a secret, looking at the screen dangling. Jiang Hai's heart will also become calmer.
Well, it's just a simple appreciation of the clothes, cough, whether you believe it or not, Jiang Hai believes it anyway.
In fact, when it comes to variety shows in the United States, the most widely watched audience should be WWE, that is, professional wrestling in the United States. It is divided into several channels, RAW. SMACKDOWN, TNA, ROH, ME, and many more.
In the Americas, whether it's South America, North America, or even island countries. I like wrestling very much.
But this thing is just an entertainment show, because the fights are all fake, whether it is victory or defeat, or the scene of the fight. Now they are all following the script, Jiang Hai has also watched WWE before, but that was when HHH and Gao Bo competed, and it was probably a real fight at that time, because there would be blood in the ring almost every week.
According to the current statement, these people are all good actors, whether they have a script or not, at least they look very real.
But now, uh, that's it, sometimes the hand knife hasn't hit the person's body, and the other party has already reacted, for example, most of the women's competitions are like this, but then again, Jiang Hai still likes to watch women's competitions, cough, nutrition is about to keep up...... Let's take a look at domestic variety shows and calm your heart.
Today is 16 into 8, tomorrow is the quarterfinals, this is also the last night, a night that needs to be well guarded.
Because Jiang Hai and their only old cowboy here, Robbins Garcia, is going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow to watch the cattle slaughtered, in order to avoid any accidents, so tonight, Robbins Garcia will not come to the vigil, Jiang Hai will keep watch alone for four hours.
After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai ate, washed and went to sleep first, started sleeping at eight o'clock, and slept until half past one in the second half of the night before he got up, and after washing, he drove the car to replace Enor Sesi.
From two o'clock in the second half of the night to six o'clock the next morning, it was Jiang Hai's time, and he was twice the physical fitness of human beings.
Jiang Hai's physical fitness is quite good, not to mention just watching for four hours, and he slept for six hours before that.
Just if he doesn't sleep, three or five days should not be a problem, and if he is trained, it may be longer.
However, Jiang Hai is not willing to endure that hardship, what to do with training when he has nothing to do, he might as well think about it when he has time, how to raise the scales on his body, just upgrade to one level, and the method of improvement is obviously different.
At the same time, its own strength has also doubled, and if it is promoted to another level, maybe there will be more changes.
So Jiang Hai was in a very peaceful state of mind at this time, just sitting there, drinking tea, watching cross talk, and sipping melon seeds.
Time passed unconsciously, minute by minute, behind Jiang Hai, those cows also knelt there, making an even breathing sound, of course, in addition to exhaling on the top, there is also a lot of gas below, the cow is probably the most favorite fart animal in the world, you say that it doesn't eat soybeans every day, drinks cold water, where do so many farts come from?
Fortunately, Jiang Hai sat on the upwind outlet, if he sat on the downwind outlet, then he would suffer.
Seeing the time pass minute by minute, in the blink of an eye, the time has come to about three o'clock in the second half of the night, as the easternmost area of the US imperialism, the dawn here is also very early, although the US imperialist is not like China, there is only one standard time.
There are two here, the time in the East and the West is different, and the difference is about an hour in between.
But an hour can't stop the sun from rising quickly, and around three o'clock in the morning, the sun is already gradually rising.
The darkness before dawn is also the darkest time, and the function of human beings also represents the most sleepy time here.
Even Jiang Hai couldn't help but yawn, but just as he hadn't finished yawning, he suddenly saw several figures in the darkness in the distance, slowly walking towards him.
"Who?" Rubbing his eyes, Jiang Hai directly turned on the camera of his mobile phone, and shouted at the people in the distance by the bright light.
"It's me." Hearing Jiang Hai's words, the person on the other side also shouted, generally speaking, such a standard answer would make the person who called let down some of his guard, but Jiang Hai's vigilance suddenly increased, because this voice was very unfamiliar.
"Stand there, who are you?" Hearing the words of these people, Jiang Hai shouted loudly.
Hearing Jiang Hai's cry, the group of cows that were sleeping behind Jiang Hai woke up, but unfortunately, the cows were not night vision animals, so they didn't have anything to do when they woke up, just lying there with their eyes open.
After hearing Jiang Hai's words this time, a few people here didn't answer again, but they were originally just leaving, but at this time, they ran up, watching them rush towards their side, Jiang Hai's eyes also narrowed, he could be sure that these people definitely didn't have any good intentions, and immediately put the mobile phone on the haystack next to it, and turned on the video function,
At this time, these people also rushed over, and when they walked into Jiang Hai, they saw that there were five of these people, in addition to the four empty-handed, there was also a person with something on his back, seeing that Jiang Hai was actually videotaping, the four people here glanced at each other, and instantly divided three and pounced towards Jiang Hai, while the other person walked towards the cowshed with the person carrying the things in the first time.
As soon as Jiang Hai saw the movements of these people, he knew that these people should be coming for their cattle.
Is this worth it? These cows are Jiang Hai's net worth! At that moment, he didn't spare his hand anymore, and ran towards the three people who rushed over as soon as possible, and these three people saw that Jiang Hai dared to take the initiative to greet him, and they were not polite, and rushed towards Jiang Hai as soon as possible.
Jiang Hai guessed correctly, these people came to deal with Jiang Hai's cow, and they had already understood it before.
Jiang Hai is the only one watching from Jiang Hai's cowshed, and there is no gun.
Then the five of them didn't bring weapons, not to mention five against one, even if it was three against one, they didn't think that Jiang Hai would be their opponent, just like now, the first person to rush over, hit Jiang Hai's nose with a punch first, it can be seen that these people are also good at fighting, people, to be precise, men, the three biggest weaknesses.
One is the nose, the second is the stomach, and the third is the harm, hitting the nose is the most likely to make the other party concuss, and at the same time, the soreness of the nasal bones will accelerate the secretion of tears and blur the vision, which is equivalent to wasting the balance and vision of the other party in a certain period of time.
And the stomach beating is because when a punch goes down, people will be sore, weak, nauseous and retching.
As for the final point, there is no need to talk about it...... All men know it.
As soon as he saw these people directly hitting his nose, Jiang Hai understood that these people were also premeditated, but his strong physical fitness was not a joke, when his head was biased, he let go of the opponent's fist, and with a push of his left hand, the other party felt a huge force coming from his arm, which instantly deviated outward, and at this time, Jiang Hai's leg also instantly kicked on his lower abdomen.
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the person had already flown out upside down, Jiang Hai kicked him straight and flew backwards for five or six meters before falling heavily on the ground, holding his lower abdomen and unable to make a sound.
Seeing that his companion was beaten and laid down so quickly, the two people who rushed over together couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, but Jiang Hai would not be stunned.
Bell taught Jiang Hai that when fighting, the last thing to do is to be distracted, and it is an inevitable choice to take advantage of his illness and kill him.
So Jiang Hai didn't say a word at the moment, and an arrow had already rushed in front of these two people! (To be continued.) )