118 Let those who prey on me be unappetizing
Liuli thought that since Dalong Daozun was willing to speak, then of course she had to listen, so she nodded obediently. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Dalong Daozun couldn't help but touch her head, "What kind of guy can give birth to such a well-behaved girl as you, which makes the old man a little envious." Well, no more nonsense. After studying for a long time, the old man thinks that men hate three kinds of women the most: obscene, dirty, and aging.
This aging cannot be done in the blink of an eye, as for the filth...... How can you do it in a critical situation? So the old man thinks the best way is that when a man is interested in you, you suddenly become extreme, special, very obscene and disgusting, at this time, even if you look like a fairy, you will definitely lose your appetite! ”
Hearing this, Liuli finally understood, "Daozun, it turns out that you are teaching me how to refuse to mate/mate with others?" ”
Dalong Daozun: "Handed over...... Which bastard taught you this word?! ”
Ruri: "Aren't you teaching me this?" Or should it be called joy/love, isn't it all the same? ”
Dalong Daozun looked at the pure eyes of a certain young tooth, and felt that he was really defeated, "Okay, okay, you can think so." Now learn a few from the old man, the most unappetizing expression, the first trick, cross-eyed and arched pig's mouth. ”
Moments later......
Dalong Daozun: "Hahahaha...... Hahaha...... Hahahahaha...... Haha, I can't stop at all...... Hahahahaha......ha
Ruri, who is practicing eighteen expressions of unappetizing: "...... Dao Zun, in fact, this is the real purpose of your old man! ”
When he returned to Guiyue Peak in the evening, Mingxin Daojun had not yet returned.
Ruri thought that she would go down the mountain tomorrow, so she went back to the Wutong building and wrote a few letters. Yesterday, she went to Taixu Peak, and she couldn't see Huang Fuyan, who had just succeeded in marrying Dan, so she had to apologize to him in a letter.
After writing the letter and going out of the door, I saw Mingxin Daojun sitting on the stone bench at the door, holding a teacup in his hand. Xiao Qi, who likes to imitate him the most, is also there, holding a small teacup with the same facial expression.
After being tired for two days, Mingxin Daojun, who finally got the lock demon tower, saw Liuli coming over and was about to give her a gentle smile, but suddenly found that why a young tooth looked at his expression, a little weird?
Taking a sip of tea, Ruri had already walked in front of him at this time. However, just as he looked at Ruri again, suddenly-
"Poof!"
A mouthful of tea was sprayed all on Ruri's face.
Liuli wiped her face with her sleeve and said in surprise: "It really works!" ”
Mingxin Daojun used a spell to clean up himself and the glass in front of him, pressed it on his chest with one hand, and pulled the glass over with the other, "...... What are you doing to blame? ”
Liuli grinned, poured a cup of tea for Mingxin Daojun again, and handed it to him with both hands, "Today, Dalong Daozun taught me." ”
"What did that weird old man teach you to do?"
Liuli didn't hide it, but she didn't say anything either, and said simply: "Let the people who covet me lose their appetite." ”
Mingxin Daojun was silent for a moment, looked at Liuli, who had grown a lot better in the past few years, and sighed imperceptibly, "What Dalong Daozun said is very right, in fact, I have always wanted you to become unappetizing. ”
Ruri: "......"
Mingxin Daojun knew that Liuli was resistant to these, put down the cup, reached out and pinched her face and pulled it to both sides, "Don't frown, I only thought about kung fu in normal times, but I forgot that there are a few tricks for emergencies."
Although Dalong Daozun's method is good, it is not safe. I know a way to make people look like goosebumps in the blink of an eye, and when it comes to insurance, this is definitely the best. ”
Liuli's eyes narrowed, and she didn't know what she thought, her attitude suddenly changed to cooperate, and she took the initiative to ask: "Dalong Daozun also said that men hate aging women, Amo, is the method you said a kind of blinding spell?" ”
"No, this method is to make you really age, and it lasts for a hundred ...... Oh, it takes 73 million years to slowly turn back, and it's the best for a long-lived 'desolate beast' like you! ”
As soon as he said this, Ruri rolled her eyes.
Mingxin Daojun rarely saw her move, and slapped her on the back with a smile, "What is your expression?" To put it bluntly, this method is to use all the life force to nourish the origin, and then slowly rely on cultivation to replenish the life force.
So it's not without benefits, using this method is very good for mental power. And I'm talking about normal people, your 'desolate alien species' vitality is so vigorous, maybe it will change back in two or three hundred years." ”
As soon as Liuli heard that it was good for mental power, she immediately became interested. What she struggled with the most was that her mental strength was too weak.
Mingxin Daojun saw her thoughts, shook his head and said: "This method is used to save emergencies, I will teach you, you have to promise that you will not use it indiscriminately until it is in a critical moment." ”
Liuli quickly agreed, and Mingxin Daojun did this, like this, and talked to her for two whole hours, but Liuli still didn't understand.
In the end, Mingxin Daojun felt that with her current brain, it was indeed difficult to understand such a complicated method, and comforted: "This is really difficult, don't worry, I will teach you slowly, you can always learn." ”
Liuli knew that she hadn't grown her brain well yet, and her comprehension was slightly worse than others, so although she was a little disappointed in her heart, she still smiled.
Mingxin Daojun felt heartwarming when he saw her like this, maybe because of the environment, the current glass is much more restrained and supplier than she was back then.
Thinking of the glass that defended him in the Dragon Clan, called him "my generation of great true immortals", and was as proud as a little sun, he was so uncomfortable that he wanted to rush to Yulong Tengshengtian, grab a certain bastard with huge suspicion, and beat him so that he couldn't get up in his life!
Thinking of this, Mingxin Daojun was afraid that Liuli would see something, so he immediately cut off his thoughts, asked her to sit down beside him, touched her head and changed the topic: "Dalong Daozun and I are both for your good, in fact, I still think that kung fu should be done in normal times." ”
Liuli turned her head away from his hand, a little dissatisfied, but still agreed: "I know it's for my good." Before, I didn't understand why Amo you want to make me ugly, obviously everyone doesn't like to be ugly, but then I understood. ”
Mingxin Daojun's hand slammed, could it be that something happened that he didn't know?
Liuli saw him ask with his eyes, so he didn't hide it, "When I was in Wanren Peak, Huangfu Yan gave me a rabbit. He said that he had caught a pair of rabbits, and in addition to the black and gray rabbit, there was also a beautiful white rabbit. ”
Mingxin Daojun was still elegant and calm on the surface, but his eyes froze for a moment.
Liuli didn't mean to go through old accounts with him, and continued: "Huangfu Yan was afraid that the pair of rabbits would be eaten by the red teeth in the spirit beast bag, so he put them in the palace of Juyan Country by the way, thinking that he would take them away when he came back after finishing his errands." But I didn't expect that he had only been gone for a few days, and when he came back, the white rabbit was already dead. The white rabbit was stolen by the children in the palace and played to death. (To be continued.) )