Chapter 167: Birds Fly and Dogs Jump

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"Alright then, remember your oath!" Gao Yang saw that the blackbird would rather die than obey, and had no choice but to compromise, he couldn't really kill it, if he really wanted to kill it, the aura that was sucked away by it could be completely lost. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"From now on, we will live in peace, don't blame me for not reminding you, this world is not as safe as the fairy world, if people know that you are a crow, no, a phoenix, 100% will be taken to the laboratory by those bird experts to slice and study, if you are brave enough to fly to the south, then congratulations, the people there dare to eat anything, a pot of phoenix meat can definitely be fried at a sky-high price." Speaking of this, Gao Yang's eyes couldn't help but light up, licked his lips with his tongue, and asked the phoenix who was so frightened that he was about to shrink into the corner: "You tell me the truth, is the phoenix meat delicious?" ”

"It's not delicious, it's sour!" The blackbird screamed, it was almost stupid by Gao Yang's words, especially the last sentence, which made the hairs on the blackbird's whole body explode, if Gao Yang's words are true, then the earth is too dangerous!

Gao Yang knew the principle of carrots and sticks, and saw that the blackbird was about to be frightened into a mad bird by himself, so he hurriedly comforted it with aura: "But don't be afraid, as long as you follow me honestly and listen to me, I will keep you safe, in addition, if you behave well, I am in a good mood, maybe I can reward you with one or two aura." ”

This trick was really good, and as soon as Gao Yang's voice fell, the blackbird suddenly became lively again, and greeted Gao Yang: "Your decision is really too wise!" ”

"The name Phoenix is too ostentatious, and it may reveal your identity, for the sake of safety, I will call you Xiao Hei in the future!" Inadvertently, Gao Yang gave the phoenix a good name.

"Xiao Hei is not domineering, I don't like this name, it's like a dog!" The blackbird shook his head in disapproval.

"How about calling you Black Wind? It's fast, and it's homophonic with Heifeng! Xiao Hei was a little frustrated, Gao Yang thought about it and changed the name of the blackbird.

"This is good, quack, I like it, black wind, black phoenix, it's so cool, quack, quack......"

The blackbird could see that he was pleased with the name, and quacked and laughed all over the living room.

The black wind had just flown around twice, and a roar of high fury had already sounded in the living room like a thunderstorm: "You. You also said that you are not a crow, is the phoenix so ugly? ”

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"Woohoo!" The living room had just stopped when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Master is early!" As soon as Gao Yang pushed open the door, Jin Nan's band-aided face was revealed.

Before Gao Yang could push the door open completely, a white shadow flashed from under Gao Yang's feet and went straight into the living room, Gao Yang was startled, and when he saw what the white shadow was, he realized that it was a white puppy the size of a Chihuahua.

"Why do you still have a dog?" Gao Yang frowned and asked Jin Nan.

Hearing the displeasure in Gao Yang's words, Jin Nan said with a sad face: "Master, I don't want to take it with me, I can't get rid of it no matter how much I meet it on the way here, so I have to follow ......."

"I'm grass, stupid.b, you shut up for me, don't eat it, that's mine, paralyzed, I didn't ...... when I heard it" Jin Nan didn't finish speaking, the living room was already in a mess, the black wind fluttered its wings and scolded the little white dog who was swallowing eggshell fragments on the ground, and scratched the puppy while scolding, the little white dog was like a starving ghost, ignoring the black wind above his head, and burying his head in eating it was called a whirlwind......

Gao Yang was stupid for a while, this puppy actually ate the eggshell of the phoenix, it was the eggshell of the divine beast! Black Wind is still counting on these eggshells to feed his stomach, and if you eat its rations, it's no wonder that it's not in a hurry with you.

There is one more thing that makes Gao Yang confused, Heifeng, this little beast, must have known that these words are scolding, you see how slippery it scolds, but just now he lied to it that these words represent praise, and it must have scolded itself in its heart for being stupid.b......

Jin Nan is different, he looked at the black wind with a thief in his eyes, and his expression was exactly the same as when Columbus discovered the North American continent, I rely on me, I rely on me, the crow can scold people, it is really a long insight, the master is really a god, and he can raise any bird......

"Silly.b, what do you see, why don't you hurry up and get your broken dog away......" Before Jin Nan could calm down from the excitement, he was already scolded by the black wind.

Gao Yang saw that Heifeng was going crazy, so he hurriedly drove away the puppy, took out a rub and a broom from behind the door to gather the eggshells together, and then put the eggshell fragments into a plastic bag.

Gao Yang had just finished loading, and the black wind swooped down like an arrow, grabbed the plastic bag and flew to the curtain pole, seeing that he couldn't eat the eggshell, he was so anxious that the little white dog barked at the black wind.

was scolded by a crow for no reason, but he couldn't deal with it, Jin Nanchong, who had a painful face, asked with a wry smile: "Master, where did you get a crow back?" ”

"Silly.b, you are the crow, Lao Tzu is the phoenix!" Before Gao Yang could speak, Black Wind scolded Jin Nan again.

Jin Nan didn't know that what he said just now had offended Heifeng's taboo, so he pursed his mouth and said with a sneer: "You are still a phoenix?" Are you because I don't read much or something, it's obviously a crow, what kind of big-tailed bird is there? ”

Seeing Jin Nan calling himself a crow again, the black wind was so angry that he trembled, and scolded angrily: "You, your uncle, are angry with me, grandson, you wait for me, sooner or later I will burn down your house!" ”

"Sooner or later, now, do you need me to give you the address? Aren't you a phoenix? Come on, spit out the fire and I'll see! Jin Nan was also short-tempered, and his eyes were red when he was scolded by Hei Feng, and he jumped and scolded Hei Feng.

A man and a bird are on the bar like this, and there is constantly mixed with the barking of the little white dog, and the living room is like a vegetable market, which is called a lively.

"Alright, stop arguing!" Gao Yang finally couldn't listen to it anymore, so he sat down on the sofa with Jin Nan, and said angrily: "What are you talking about with a bird?" ”

After suppressing Jin Nan, Gao Yang turned his head and yelled at the black wind who was full of fried hair: "And you, can your mouth be cleaner?" ”

"I'm praising him!" Black Wind flapped his wings in defense.

"You...... Shut up! "Gao Yang is about to regret dying, where is this phoenix, it is clearly a dirty-mouthed parrot.

The war was finally quelled, and when Gao Yang remembered the little white dog that caused the war, he found that he didn't know when it fell asleep at his feet, and he didn't care about it, this little thing was too big, right?

The little white dog is white all over, but on its left eye it has an oval black coat that resembles a black blindfold, similar to the pirates in the movie.

There was a lot of dried mud sticking to the little white dog's body, and Gao Yang also found that there was a thumb-sized wound on the joint of its left hind leg that had not yet healed completely. (To be continued.) )