Chapter 216: Phieping on the Wall [Asking for a Monthly Pass, Longmen Needs the Full Support of His Brothers and Sisters]
In fact, he would rather fall off the wall so that he would not be found and punished by Professor Hua. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info from the moment he climbed up the wall and began to peep at the wall, Professor Hua sat quietly on the rattan chair in the compartment and stared at him with a cigarette, and when he looked inside from the hole, he happened to meet the eyes of Professor Hua inside.
Doodoo ......
The junior brother suddenly understood the whole process, it was the whistle to remind him, because according to Professor Hua's regulations, after twelve o'clock in the evening is the time for the girls' devil training, and my junior brother also understood why the girls were sweating profusely for training, and also prepared a lot of water for them, which was to let them go to the toilet. He also understood why the light in this toilet was so bright, even brighter than the light in their dormitory, it turned out that it was all convenient for Professor Hua to peep!
Of course, my junior brother broke through such a big secret of Professor Hua, and naturally he was sent out of Peach Blossom Villa.
Speaking of this, everyone suddenly realized, it turns out that this compartment is specially used to peep into the women's toilet, and this flower professor will really enjoy it! And those girls listened to the chrysanthemum tightly, if they themselves were peeping at a convenient time by a big pervert, the cold hair stood on end when they thought about it, which added to their hatred of Professor Hua.
Himeji hadn't heard anything so exciting, and he was hesitating in front of a stone statue right now. The stone gate here is obviously related to this stone statue, but Ji Jida still can't figure out what the relationship is.
There is one thing inscribed on this stone statue, but the text used is very jerky and difficult to understand, and there is also this strange text on the stone door, according to Ji Jida's experience, it is necessary to figure out the meaning of this kind of writing, and then be able to find a way to open the stone door.
"Young man, the old man really admires your perseverance, can you understand this ancient Beji language by standing and watching like this?" An old voice sounded behind Ji Jida.
As soon as Ji Jida turned his head, he saw an old man with gray hair, Ji Jida's blood began to freeze, if this was a ghost, Ji Jida would definitely not be so afraid, and this old man turned out to be a living person with a physical body, and he was able to approach Ji Jida so silently, how could this not make Ji Jida's heart chill.
"Hello old man! Do you recognize these words? Ji Jida pretended to be relaxed.
"You are very bold, just a Xuan-level martial artist dares to come to this vast place, this is a well-dressed mound of Mencius, the old man Meng Haoran is entrusted to guard here, you should hurry up and take your companions out!" The old man gave the order to evict the guest.
"You are always the famous poet Meng Haoran in the sixteenth year of the Tang Dynasty? Unjust! It's unfair to you! Ji Ji Daqiang suppressed his shock and pretended to be cynical.
"Hey, the bastard boy has studied history a lot, and even remembers the life of the old man so clearly, the old man looks down on you!" Meng Haoran sighed slightly.
"Where am I studying history, I just have the most admired person in my life is that you are old, and it is unfair that you can't be famous in the world with the imperial examination!" Ji Jida began to pat himself on the back.
In fact, Ji Jida just forcibly imprinted all the lives of famous people in China in his divine consciousness, and as for admiring him, Meng Haoran is even more nonsense, if he meets Li Bai here, then he will say that the most admired person in this life is the poet immortal Li Bai.
"Ahem! That era was the emperor's era, as long as you don't have the emperor's taste, you won't want to enter the scholar for life! Meng Haoran sighed.
In fact, Ji Jida still looks down on Meng Haoran in his heart, this guy is definitely a stupid person with low emotional intelligence, since he is fated to see Tang Xuanzong, why should he hide under the bed?
Fortunately, his friend Zhang Shuo didn't dare to hide it, and reported it to Xuanzong according to the truth. And Tang Xuanzong ordered Meng Haoran to recite his poems and listen, which one of this guy's recitations is not good, but he wants to recite the sentence "Don't know the master to abandon", at that time Tang Xuanzong said unhappily: "Qing doesn't ask for a job, and I haven't abandoned Qing, so why accuse me!" ”
Of course, Ji Jida would not tell Meng Haoran these opinions, otherwise if Meng Haoran was displeased, then he Ji Jida would be unlucky.
Because Ji Ji College chose what Meng Haoran likes to hear, what advice is against the ear and good for action, it is natural not to say it, this is the rule that must be followed when meeting for the first time, he Meng Haoran did not understand this when he first met Tang Xuanzong, so he was not allowed to enter the court as an official for the rest of his life.
And it's not that you can't say it, but it's best not to say it when you meet for the first time, otherwise you're afraid you won't be able to meet him again, and of course, the words that make the other party unhappy are even more unspeakable.
Under Ji Jida's flattering flattery, Meng Haoran and Ji Jida hated each other late, and they no longer mentioned the words of expelling him, and directly opened the stone door of the tomb and invited Ji Jida in.
And Ji Jida made Meng Haoran's sycophants happy, but Ji Jida accumulated a lot of questions in his heart, didn't this Meng Haoran only live to be 51 years old and hang up? How can it look like it can live for a few hundred years now?
Ji Jida watched Meng Haoran skillfully poke and poke at the stone gate, and the stone gate burst open, and Ji Jida followed Meng Haoran into the stone gate. The decoration in this can be regarded as elegant and beautiful, but Ji Jida is still entangled with Meng Haoran's other question, this Meng Haoran died of illness in 740 AD, more than a thousand years ago, if he was able to live a long life because of cultivating immortals, then he is now more than a thousand years old, wouldn't he have to cultivate at least more than the Dan period?
But Ji Ji used his divine sense to inspect Meng Haoran's dantian, how can he see that he doesn't look like a master in the Dan stage?
"Hehe, you kid is indeed a slippery head, I choose what the old man likes to hear, if the old man had half of your cleverness back then, I'm afraid he would have been able to enter the rank and the first, but if I entered the court as an official, I'm afraid there would be no chance for future creation!" Meng Haoran is an old man.
Ji Jida blushed a little, people understand everything! Since he pierced this layer of window paper, Ji Jida also asked unscrupulously: "The junior is indeed very curious about your old man's chance!" ”
Meng Haoran made Ji Jida a cup of tea, and then he seemed to fall into a long and lonely contemplation, and began to tell his story eloquently.
In the twenty-eighth year of Tang Kaiyuan, Wang Changling was degraded through Xiangyang, we saw each other very happily, at that time the poisonous sores on my back were about to heal, when the double happiness came, we drank happily, and the next day I had a poisonous sore on my back and died.
This is a fact, and it can also be said to be an illusion.
This sentence made Ji Jida confused, but Ji Jida didn't urge him, many old things need some patience to listen to from the beginning to be able to understand. (To be continued.) )