Looking at the confidence in Shen Feilong's eyes, Jiang Yan, who had lost hope when he saw him so nervous, had a glimmer of hope in his heart.

"Then you can try!" Jiang Yan nodded, "My request is that you treat this place as a stage for thousands of people, you stand on the stage to record a new show, and in your mirror, you must not only express the content of the script, but also integrate it with the live environment." Jiang Yan said his request.

Standing up, Shen Feilong took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

"Dear viewers and friends, LadiesandGenlten, good morning, good afternoon, good evening! I know that this is a talk show to say hello, but I don't know that I think I'm playing English-Chinese translation and playing convulsions! Speaking of this, Shen Feilong laughed self-deprecatingly.

Seeing this, Jiang Yan's eyes lit up, and Jiang Yan, who had a good morning, noon and evening, wrote out that he could choose one according to the time, so that Shen Feilong's treatment of it directly became a joke. And Shen Feilong, who was still very nervous before, quickly threw himself into it at the beginning of the performance, and there was no tension.

didn't care about the praise in Jiang Yan's eyes, Shen Feilong at this moment had already devoted himself to his performance, just like Jiang Yan requested, he was now facing an audience of thousands of people, recording performances, not facing Jiang Yan alone in the interview mirror.

"Here, I want to ask you a very sensitive, very exciting, very passionate and very embarrassing question, come, this young and handsome uncle who is better than Pan An, are you willing to answer it?" Saying that, Shen Feilong made a gesture with a virtual finger, "Oh, I don't want to!" Then this beautiful girl next to this guy, then you are willing to answer me, which is very sensitive and very exciting. Very passionate and yet shy and embarrassing questions? ”

"Would you like it or would you like it or would you like it?" asked three wishes in a row, but Ya didn't give people a chance to refuse.

At this moment, Shen Feilong imagined a thousand people recording the scene in his mind, and as soon as his words came out, the girl stood up shyly, waiting for herself to ask a question that might make people embarrassed, and at this moment, Shen Feilong made a timely expression of seven points of shyness and three points of embarrassment, "Do you know me?" ”

"Don't know? Good! Very good answer! You're honest! It's normal that you don't know me, yin me, I was just born today! Alas? Wrong! You can't grow such a big one just out, right? I just came out of the oven today! Alas? No, I'm not cooked yet! What's that called? Just famous? I don't think I'm famous yet! But don't worry, from today onwards, I, Shen Feilong, will be famous! That's right, Shen Feilong is my name, you must remember this name, and mention my name when you eat overlord meals in the future to ensure that you eat smoothly! Shen Feilong has entered his own performance state, and he is performing his own performance as if no one is around.

"Officially acquaintance, my name is Shen Feilong, and I am your new friend! Here, when we meet Xiaolong for the first time, I want to send blessings to everyone. I wish you all happiness like a government document, more and more; The appearance is like a political performance project, getting better and better; Worries, like unit benefits, are becoming less and less; Revenues, like state taxes, are getting higher and higher; Stocks, like house price control, are getting higher and higher; Friendships, like leaders speaking, are getting longer and longer; Good moods are like departmental meetings, every day; Blessings are like leaders checking, just say it "The funny opening was followed by Shen Feilong's strange self-introduction and ingenious blessings, and when he heard this, Jiang Yan couldn't help but nodded.

"People who know me call me Xiaolong, Xiaolong, you know, it's a long worm. But I personally prefer to accept Xiaolong, you know, Xiaolong is better than Long Worm. They all said that the dragon's eyes were very small, but the dragon's hands were very skillful. Shen Feilong squinted his eyes and made the image of a small eye.

"It is said that Xiaolong's appearance looks very old, and because of this, there are very few women who like Xiaolong. I am like a little bird that can't fly, and like a little grass that no one cares for, together I am an inconspicuous little grass. I'm very ordinary, I'm very small, but I'm also very easy to find, because my companions are all over the world. Shen Feilong made a funny expression, "After these introductions, I believe you should all remember me!" Well, now I've taken my first steps towards becoming famous. ”

"It's good to be famous! When I became famous, I was rich, and I had a lot of fans who liked me. Shen Feilong's face was longing, "Let's not talk about this fan first, let's talk about reality, I have money!" ”

"A celebrity like me, a big star like me, what do you do when you have money?" Shen Feilong paused, as if waiting for the audience's answer, "Huh? That's right! Buy a house and a car! As if hearing the answer he wanted, Shen Feilong nodded in affirmation.

"When it comes to buying a house and a car! I remembered something! Shen Feilong made a look of reminiscence, "I have a good buddy and have been friends for decades!" It must have been more than forty years! ”

"What? How old am I, you ask? Shen Feilong put his hand in front of his ear and made a listening motion, "Me! Eighteen years and a few days old! How many days, you ask? More than 3,000 days! ”

"Isn't that a joke? Why are you all laughing? Shen Feilong blinked his little eyes in confusion, "Okay, right!" ”

"Besides, I am eighteen years old and more than 3,000 days old, and I have been friends with my buddy for more than 40 years, strictly speaking, this matter is still a historical problem! At that time, my grandfather and his grandmother were two childhood sweethearts, and when they grew up, one of them took my grandmother, and the other married his grandfather, and then gave birth to my father and his father. Both fathers are in their fifties this year, and when they were in their teens, they agreed to let them marry when they had children in the future, so we have a friendship of more than 40 years! Shen Feilong began to pull it up, and even some of the content was not added according to the script.

"Well, let's talk about this bad relationship between the two of us later, and now we want to talk about buying a house. You know, our ancestors have been old Beijing for generations, and there is real estate in the third ring road of the capital! Shen Feilong looked proud.

"My old friend, I have a heart that is not willing to be lonely! More than ten years ago, when he saw that people were making money in business, he also wanted to follow suit. It's okay to do business, but he doesn't have the capital, what should he do? There is a way, he sold the 120-square-meter house in the third ring of his family, sold it for more than 500,000 yuan, and when he had the capital, my friend began to start a business. ”

Shen Feilong showed a praising expression on his face: "If you want to say that my friend, he is really born to do business." took 500,000 to go into business, and in ten years, this 500,000 made him tenfold and became more than 5 million, with a net profit of more than 4 million! ”

"Now that you have money, it's time to solve the problem of the house! I sold my house in order to make up the money, and I have been renting a house for business all these years. Finally, last year, my friend had the idea of buying a house, and after a few days of comparison, he used the more than 5 million yuan he earned from his business to buy a two-bedroom apartment of more than 80 square meters in the fourth ring of Beijing! ”

Saying that, the little dragon wiped away his non-existent tears: "Friends! Dear Ones! Listen up! Listen up! What an inspirational story, my friend only relied on the sale of a 120-square-meter house in the third ring road to get more than 500,000 yuan, and it took ten years to earn enough more than 5 million yuan to buy a two-bedroom apartment of more than 80 square meters in the fourth ring road, how inspirational! ”

"After talking about the house, I have to mention my other life goal, the car. It is said that there are more and more cars on the road recently, and the traffic is getting more and more congested, which everyone feels! It is because of this that a few days ago, the news began to call for everyone to go green again! Shen Feilong was quite emotional.

"I watched a news that kept repeating that foreigners don't drive a car when they buy it, and they buy a car and put it at home to take care of the house, maybe that thing is more effective than raising a dog, after all, it is more valuable than a dog! Therefore, foreigners don't buy cars to drive, they go out to do buses and subways. Jiang Yan spread his hands, "What else can I say after reading this?" This deceitful word - do I still believe it? ”

"Then I thought! I spent most of my life buying a car, but in order to respond to the government's call, I had to leave him at home and take care of the family and commute to work on the bus and subway. So the question is, parking fees are getting more and more expensive, what should I do if I can't afford to park my car at home? I can't afford to stop, so I don't have to worry about any calls, just drive out! But here comes the problem again! Driving out, his oil prices are also soaring, and I shouldn't be able to afford to drive! Anyway, as far as the math level taught by my elementary school physical education teacher can't be calculated, it is cost-effective to open or stop! So do you think I will buy it or not? Shen Feilong spread his hands, looking helpless.

"Gotcha! Listen to you, I won't buy it! Then I'll do the bus commute! Speaking of taking the bus, I have to say that I am on my way to work today. You think, most of us are like me and don't dare to buy cars because of parking fees and oil prices, so there are naturally a lot of people on the bus! Shen Feilong made a gesture of squeezing the bus.

"That's just a lot of people! That's just too many people! There were so many people standing in a crowd. Next to me stood a guy with a bald head, a fleshy face, and sunglasses, like a black-society. Then, no one squeezed it, squeezed the briefcase under the arm of the goods to the ground, and then the guy bent down to pick it up. Just as he lowered his head to the buttocks of one of the passengers, he heard the standing passenger, --poof-, which was quite loud anyway, attracting the attention of many people, followed by a foul smell. I said that it was going to be bad, this guy didn't look like a serious person, and if he didn't mess with him, he wouldn't necessarily not find something, and now you dare to make a noise on his head, this isn't a birthday star who always eats arsenic-frost - is it a long life? Shen Feilong made a regretful expression.