Chapter 6: Tongue War
Unexpectedly, when Jing Suqin wandered around, he inadvertently went outside the ancient mansion. met the annoying little boy Qinger here, and a child who almost wanted his own life, like the identity of the little master; However, in the end, Jing Suqin was really angry, and he dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head, which was really tired.
Jing Suqin surprised everyone present with his 'strong potion'!
However, just as Jing Suqin was about to leave, a crisp and pleasant bell rang suddenly, and then he saw a very well-made carriage.
The person in the carriage got off, and it turned out to be a chick from the Gu family!
Jing Suqin took a closer look, only to see that the 'head' of the Gu family was really frosty. is about twenty-four or five, wearing a light blue dress, a pair of plain shoes, and a delicate silk ribbon around her waist adds a strong woman feeling. On the snow-white goose egg face, there is a pair of eyes that seem to be able to penetrate anyone's mind, and they usually make people feel shocked when they look at it, and they dare not add blasphemy.
In short, the impression she left on Jing Suqin was that she was an ice beauty with excellent appearance!
At this time, Jing Suqin and the 'head' of the ancient family looked at each other, and then they walked away like a dragonfly touching water, and did not stop for more.
"Miss Zhiqing." Uncle Lu slowly walked to the side of the 'head' of the Gu family, whispering that he didn't know what to say, and pointed to Jing Suqin's side from time to time.
Then Gu Zhiqing nodded, then glanced at Jing Suqin again, and entered the ancient mansion alone.
"Mother! Wait for me! At this time, the boy who was scared stupid by Jing Suqin screamed very loudly, and then ran into the ancient mansion.
Wait a minute!
This kid just called Gu Zhiqing, "Mother!" Could it be that Gu Zhiqing is already married? I didn't expect the age to be so young.
I heard Uncle Lu say that Gu Zhiqing took care of everything inside and outside the Gu family alone, which can be said to be able to go up to the hall and the kitchen! It's really hard to imagine who such an excellent woman would marry as a wife.
"Jing Gongzi, I don't know what the old man told you, how did you think about it?" After Gu Zhiqing left, Uncle Lu slowly said to Jing Suqin.
Jing Suqin smiled slightly: "Okay! Why don't you earn money if you have money? ”
Uncle Lu was very happy, and then took Jing Suqin into the ancient mansion.
There are two flowers, one on each branch.
Just as Jing Suqin slowly entered the ancient mansion, Gu Zhiqing took the little boy's hand and said slowly: "Zheng'er, what do you think of the man at the outer gate?" ”
"It's okay, it's a little shameless, it's a little mysterious." Gu Zhanzheng shook his little head and said.
……
Uncle Lu slowly took Jing Suqin into the ancient mansion, what he didn't expect was that what was waiting for him was not some great wealth, gold and silver treasures, nor some sweet and gentle township, but a group of old pedants of his mother!
According to Uncle Lu's words, it was Jing Suqin who had just entered the ancient mansion. Whether he can be qualified for the position of father is all to be examined.
When the father is by the child's side, he should teach the child how to behave, how to behave, read and hyphenation, and strengthen the body!
According to Uncle Lu's own investigation, Jing Suqin's character and handling of things have been qualified, and the next item is the investigation of 'literacy and hyphenation'. Although Uncle Lu knows that Jing Suqin has some small talents, he still has to be strict and can't be perfunctory!
Therefore, for such a reason, Jing Suqin was taken to this side room, facing a group of old pedants!
Jing Suqin looked at these old men very helplessly, there were about five or six of them, but just by relying on their breath, Jing Suqin could feel that a burst of 'Zhihu Ye' breath was coming to his face! It made him very unhappy!
In the Great Dragon Dynasty, the literati paid the most attention to poetry and couplets. This is also the most common way of vassal elegance in their daily life, and it is also a matter of competition between literati and scholars......
A slightly younger man moved slightly and said, "I wonder if Brother Tai's poetry and poetry are a little bit known?" ”
Jing Suqin knew as soon as he heard that this man looked down on him. But he smiled slightly and looked embarrassed: "All proficient, all proficient!" ”
"Gah?"
Everyone present stayed there in surprise, and said in their hearts: There are still such shameless people in the world!
"Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains!" But without waiting for everyone to speak, this young scholar has already taken the lead!
Jing Suqin didn't even think about it, and continued: "Ten thousand tides and seas!" ”
"Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, thousands of tides and seas!"
In fact, although Jing Suqin is a doctor of medicine, under the teaching of his father since he was a child, he has also read ancient poems and songs, which can be regarded as a little literary talent. It's just that his father died of illness in his second year of junior high school, so this changed the trajectory of Jing Suqin's life, and since then he has 'abandoned literature to practice medicine'.
This Wensheng boy nodded a little ashamedly when he heard Jing Suqin's downlink, he didn't expect Jing Suqin to match his uplink so quickly.
A slightly older literati on the side continued: "The mirror flower and the moon end in a dream, and the hungry wolf will not be hungry and eat!" ”
Yo ho! Old man, this refers to Sang scolding Huai! Jing Suqin was angry in his heart, couplets are couplets, why humiliate people?!
The meaning of this old man's uplink is to allude to: Jing Suqin is a hungry wolf, and the Gu family is the food he wants to snatch, and the old man also told him with great concern that such a thing is a dream after all! Don't daydream anymore!
In fact, these examiners who gave Jing Suqin exams were all idle prose people raised by the Gu family on weekdays, either they were Gu Zhanzheng's private school teachers, or they were people who helped Gu Fu deal with some trivial matters. There is no university to ask, it is just to rely on the big tree of the ancient family to enjoy the shade and eat!
Jing Suqin narrowed his eyes, and immediately connected his heart, and then stepped forward and said: "The beautiful dream opened by Jin Shi is true, and the tired dog is full of fat intestines to eat!" ”
"The mirror flowers and the moon end in a dream, and the hungry wolf wants to fight the hunger! The dream opened by Jin Shi is true, and the tired dog is full of fat intestines to eat! ”
As soon as Jing Suqin's words came out, almost all the literati present rose up, but they were helpless to do it on the chair, and they were powerless to refute it at all, because this seemingly cynical kid neatly came out of the lower joint worker.
His next link is to the effect that these literati who only take money from the ancient mansion but have no ability are a group of 'lazy dogs' who have adapted to such a comfortable atmosphere! And they are all full of fat intestines that are nurtured by a comfortable environment! And oneself, although it is a stone, will eventually become gold!
"The sparrow branches want to pair, and the little birds want to dare to connect!?"
At this time, the voice started again, and then Jing Suqin saw that this time it was a very obese old man, serious, sitting on the chair, looking at Jing Suqin very seriously!
Dare to scold Lao Tzu again? Jing Suqin was furious in his heart!
The meaning of his uplink is to refer to: Jing Suqin is a little sparrow, and he dares to oppose here. Amusing!
He skillfully integrated the words 'pair' and 'couplet' into his couplet, which can be described as a very coincidence. It seems that this big fat man still has some ability.
However, Jing Suqin just glanced at his fat figure, and sat upright in a serious posture, and suddenly came out: "Sitting upright in the fat pigsty, a big waste of learning!" ”
"Hahaha......"
As soon as this next link came out, everyone present burst out laughing. Some exaggerated people actually fell to the ground laughing. At this time, the fat man's face suddenly became the color of pork liver, and he left here with some shame.
"The branches of the sparrows want to be paired, and the little birds want to dare to connect. The fat pigsty is sitting upright, and it is a big waste of learning. ”
Jing Suqin's lower link, although it is not so neat, is not bad. The intention is: This fat man is a fat pig, and now he is sitting here, and he has to learn the treachery of people, which is really not good!
Not only did he fight back strongly against the thing that he scolded himself for being a 'bird', but he still hit an excellent 'return my drifting fist!' ’
As the saying goes: if you don't die, you won't die.
Today, the body of this obese literati is fully confirmed!
Seeing that almost all the literati in the room had left here because of their defeat, Jing Suqin smiled slightly, and then looked at the fact that there was still a literati in the corner, but what was even more surprising was that this literati boy was actually asleep!
"Brother!" Jing Suqin walked over and shouted very loudly.
"Huh......?" At this time, this Wensheng boy had just woken up, and then looked at Jing Suqin in a panic and said, "You are here for the exam?" ”
Jing Suqin nodded helplessly and said: "Brother, you have to take some responsibility for taking other people's money." Where is the reason for such a fool?
"Good! Listen to my uplink! The man rubbed his panda eyes, and then said, "Although it is condensed, the white face is also a treacherous person, helpless." ”
Listening to the front, Jing Suqin was in a good mood, but in the back he actually said that he was a 'little white face'. and treacherous; Although he is a little fair-skinned, he is not a treacherous person!
Then he slowly stared at this literati with dark circles, and the next couplet suddenly came out: "Born with black charcoal, black eyes are even more kidney deficiency, sympathy!" ”
"Although it is clotted fat, the white face is also a treacherous person, helpless. Born with black charcoal, black eyes are more kidney deficiency, sympathy and sympathy! ”
When the black-eyed literati heard such a couplet, he fainted on the spot. My heart is so unhappy!
"Squeak..."
With the sound of pushing the door, Jing Suqin slowly walked out of the room after defeating everyone's couplet.
As soon as I got out of the room, I saw Uncle Lu with a happy face. And Uncle Lu stepped forward to give Jing Suqin a thumbs up, which was praise. There are two reasons why Uncle Lu is happy, one is that he didn't look at the wrong person, Jing Suqin is really outstanding; Second: he can finally have a reason to dismiss these idle literati and save expenses for the Gu family.
"Let's go, Master Jing, the next exam!" Uncle Lu said with a slow smile.