"it! Say the name, just say the name, why add a plot! This gives people a hook, it's too lacking in morality! ”

"Yes! It's too lacking! Such an unruly protagonist, such a description of the scene that makes people get goosebumps, I want to say that it's hard not to watch it! ”

"Jiang Yan, don't wander around on Weibo, hurry up and write a novel!"

"Jiang Yan, don't wander up and down Weibo, hurry up and write a novel to +1!"

"Yes, yes! Hurry up and write a novel, so many people are waiting to read it! ”

"Is it still published in the world this time? It has been topped up and waiting for a tip. ”

"What love upstairs! 6666, I also have to hurry up and recharge. ”

"Go together, go together!"

The style of painting on the Internet has changed so quickly, and a minute ago, I still complained about Jiang Yan's lack of morality, and posted such a seductive description of people who wanted to see the novel earlier. Immediately afterwards, it became urging Jiang Yan to hurry up to code words, and finally it became an appointment to recharge and wait for the new.

"These people!" Looking at the ever-changing comments Jiang Yan shook his head with a smile, picked up the takeaway that was already a little cold on the table, took a few bites, chewed the rice in his mouth, and typed in his hands.

"Oops! You're so chilling to me! I haven't eaten lunch yet, and you're forcing me to code words! It's too oppressive for cheap labor! ”

Seeing this stinky and poor again, a group of fans are happy!

"Ahaha! Funny me, Jiang Yan is shameless again, are you still cheap labor? Can you earn tens of thousands of dollars an hour? If you're cheap labor, what are we? Free labor? ”

"! I can't bear it anymore, is Jiang Yan making a group mockery? What kind of cheap labor are you? ”

"My day! Are you cheap there? You don't charge if you have the ability! ”

"I can't say that, we are really in a hurry. You have to let people finish the meal! "Finally, there is someone who speaks fairly, the one Jiang Yan saw with tears streaming down his face! But who would have thought that Jiang Yan had just felt a little moved in his heart, but this buddy's painting style suddenly changed, "Although I don't care if he eats or not, I'm afraid that he will be hungry and affect the quality of the novel!" ”

Burst! You immoral thing!

Jiang Yan couldn't help but squirt out the rice in his mouth.

"Ahaha! What you said upstairs makes sense, Jiang Yan hurry up and eat, don't affect the quality of our novels! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! When you are full, hurry up and code the word, and strive to get out 200,000 a day, so that we can enjoy it! ”

"How can 200,000 be enough? 500,000! ”

The more fans shouted, the happier they became, and a man named Silent Ant came directly: "No!" I want a million! ”

"! Give me two million! No food, no sleep! "The rampaging alpaca directly doubled the price! Uh, well, it's not an auction, then double the word count!

"! You guys are so ruthless! Is this trying to exhaust my family Jiang Yan? It's okay, Jiang Yan doesn't cry, come to my sister's arms to comfort you! My requirements are not high, just finish the book! The beautiful girl named Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help but participate in the bidding.

Burst! Jiang Yan, who had just stuffed another mouthful of rice into his mouth, squirted gloriously again!

it! What kind of people are these helpings!

The 200,000 in front of me is still like a human saying! The bastard in the back who said 500,000, if you stand up for me, I promise to kill you! You give me 500,000 yards a day to try!

And the few people in the back who said one million or two million, you come out for me, I will lock you all in a small dark room, and if you can't get those words, you are not allowed to eat or sleep!

Especially the eldest sister at the end, you don't have high requirements? This is also Journey to the West, which has more than one million words, if this is changed to a longer one, like "School Flower Stickers to the Master", it will cost tens of millions of words, and I won't be able to live?

Jiang Yan, who made these bottomless guys angry, rolled his eyes and held back a bad idea.

"Oops! Seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic about Jiang Yan, I am so moved in my heart! I also wanted to directly code 200,000 and 500,000, but seeing the requirements of 12 million or even the end of the book in one breath, my young mind received a fright damage of 100,000 critical hits. In order to soothe his wounded heart, Jiang Yan decided to take a week off, and immediately devoted himself to the revolutionary cause of everyone being a cow and a horse code word after the injury! ”

It's better to say than to sing, and this thing is to express dissatisfaction with the one million two million. The meaning revealed in this is that you asked me to write one or two million in one go, and you don't feel sorry for me at all! The baby is not happy! The baby has a little emotion! Come and comfort the baby! Otherwise, the baby is going to strike!

Look at this fan really don't do it!

"Oh! Who just said one million two million! You stand up for me, I promise not to kill you! Look at you scaring Brother Jiang one by one, I can't even write a word! Fans naturally knew that Jiang Yan was joking, and they were happy to cooperate with him.

"Who! Who is it! Who said that? With a big ID called the Silent Ant, this guy shouted with a stupid look.

"Oops, I'll go! You're a thief shouting to catch a thief! Yes, it's you, silent ant, don't run! I remember your name, it was you who shouted a million! "Everyone looked, well, the goods that were talking were called rampaging alpacas.

Everyone was speechless, who was the thief shouting to catch the thief, hey!

"Hey, hey! Who the hell is the thief shouting to catch the thief! Rampage elephants, huh? No, it's a rampaging alpaca! That's right, that's you! What I can see clearly is that you shouted two million to scare me Jiang Yan, and you still want to cause trouble? "Little Red Riding Hood debunked the rampage's careful mind and exposed the idea of this thing to the world.

"That's right! Right! That's them! Brothers, come on! Catch these two goods and kill them, and give Jiang Yan a lot of anger! ”

"Rush! Catch them and don't let them run! ”

"Kill me with me! Catch these two sinners! While shouting, Little Red Riding Hood quietly dived.

"Run!" The silent ant quietly dived successfully.

"My day, it's the girl named Little Red Riding Hood, she is the one who just shouted that she wants to finish the book, why don't you go to him! What are you looking for me for! Looking at his Weibo, he was almost blown up by countless posts in a blink of an eye, and the rampaging alpaca almost cried.

"Cut! You're stupid! People's Little Red Riding Hood is a cute girl, the kind that has exploded photos, and naturally has privileges! ”

"That's right! If you're a cute girl, we won't clean you up! ”

"Uh-huh! That's it, are you a cute girl? ”

"Really?" When I heard this rampaging alpaca, my eyes lit up, "I'm also cute!" ”

"Oh, I'll go, that's the truth?" Someone asked in surprise.

"Uh-huh! It really couldn't be more real! "The rampaged alpaca saw hope.

"Let's take a look at the photos!" Some netizens pointed out the key points.

"Good!" The rampaging alpaca replied, with a selfie, Jiang Yan looked curiously, it was indeed cute. But just after taking a look, the big star almost threw up.

Meng Meng Da is Meng Mengda, but can you imagine a rough shout of more than 1.8 meters to make a cute expression?

The picture was so beautiful that many people couldn't help but vomit!

"! I'm disgusting! Brothers, come on! Get him! ”

"! I vomited my lunch too! Brothers, rush with me! Brush up his Weibo! ”

The deceived netizens who were excited were indignant one by one, hugging and killing the rampaging alpaca on Weibo.

After a burst of swiping the screen, looking at the overwhelming messages on Weibo, the rampaging alpacas wanted to cry without tears. Why is this happening, buddies have made such a big sacrifice, why are they still being blown up!

However, he only saw Meng Mengda, but he didn't see that the girl was the point!

"Ahaha! Cool, this comment is overwhelming! This product has to be deleted for a day! ”

"Hahahaha! It's been a long time since I've had this cool! ”

"Poof! This thing is a dead thing! It's just that the two million words will pass in a moment, this thing dares to deceive the feelings of our wolf friends, I took off my pants and he showed me this, give me this so scared! ”

"Poof! Hahahaha! There's no wilting upstairs! Just look at the stakes of your swipe! ”

"Ahaha! What a joy to hear! ”

"Is the last eunuch in the history of China about to be born?"

"Aha!"

"Anyway, you're going too far! I look at the photos of the rampaging alpacas, which are indeed cute! Are you interested in making a base? @暴走的羊羊驼" Among the many speeches, Jiang Yan saw a strange thing.

it!

Seeing this message, Jiang Yan's hand trembled and almost threw the rice in his hand, there are still such lurkers in my fan team? Luckily, buddy, I found out early! Be sure to guard against it in the future.

Otherwise, if one day when buddy fans meet, when a large group of cute girls are kissing, touching and hugging him, a man suddenly mixes in and kisses himself Jiang Yan shuddered! The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look at it!

"Oops, I'll go! There are even comrades in our ranks! Brother's taste is heavy enough, just the photo that broke out of the goods, there is a little bit of a sample there! ”

"That's right! Although it's a cute elephant to be mixed, it's also a gentleman no matter how you look at it! ”

"Oops! People are attacking when they find it! How's that, are you interested? "The one who asked if he was going to do it again @ the rampaging alpaca.

"it!" Seeing the @ himself who didn't give up, the rampage alpaca who pretended not to see it before shuddered, "Dude is a straight man!" The kind of guy who can't bend fifty big men together"

Afraid that he would not be able to hide if it continued to develop, the bitter alpaca finally recovered. Behold

"It's okay, our team can find the fifty-one!" That buddy seemed to see hope, didn't hear the alpaca's refusal, and gave a solution!

"No, no, no! Brother (sister), I appreciate your kindness! But buddy, I can't be blessed, so you'd better find someone else! The alpaca forced himself to say this.

"I hate it! Sisters? People love it! It's a pity that it's not you who has that blessing! "That gender is a man, and his hobby must be that of a man, and he replied in a coquettish tone.

The alpaca didn't dare to speak anymore for fear of becoming entangled.

And seeing this, the melody of a song inexplicably sounded in the big star's mind.

"It's a pity it's not you"

"Stay with me until the end"

At the same time, such a picture flashed in Jiang Yan's mind, the alpaca that looked like a pure man was standing there, and the "sisters" who called themselves Xiaoshou were holding his arm with a sweet face!

Hey! Jiang Yan couldn't help but shudder, shook his head, and dispelled the image of the disgusting person in his mind!