Chapter 91: The Thousand-Faced Little Guanyin
The reason why the old ghost drove me away was that the little Guanyin was pure and kind, and it was absolutely impossible for him to do such a thing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.infoww.ige
He asked me to go back to my room and dream, maybe there would be some gains.
I couldn't explain it to him in the hallway, so I just went back to my room, tossed and turned, and couldn't sleep.
The next morning, when I got up for breakfast, I noticed that the old ghost looked at me with a strange expression, as if I had a flower on my face.
I was a little surprised and asked him what was going on. It turned out that the old ghost was studying where I was attractive.
When I asked, I found out that it was the big mouth of Granny Lu.
Early in the morning, after Xiaomi'er got up, she publicized the matter of Xiao Guanyin and me kissing yesterday, saying that "today's young people are really too good, and if they don't agree with each other, they will kiss their mouths, and they will be cured", the old ghost heard it next to him, and he also felt that the worldview was a little collapsed.
When I heard it, I felt like I wanted to find a piece of tofu and hit it to death.
Granny Lu, you are spreading other people's private affairs around, is this really good?
I didn't expect you to be such a god.
I am sad.
However, it didn't take long for a while. Xiao Guanyin and Xiao Mi'er came out, Xiao Guanyin was crying, her eyes were swollen, Mi Er comforted her while glaring at me viciously, as if I had done something hurtful.
This is the first time that Xiao'er has been so indignant at me, which is really surprising.
The old ghost is also not afraid of big things, and he stepped forward to ask, only to learn about this kiss, there must be something, but it is too much that the old king next door actually took advantage of Xiao Guanyin to be troubled by Tsing Yi Lu and had no ability to resist when he put his mouth - listen, it is really the old king next door, it is simply the extinction of human nature, how can there be such a brazen person in the world?
So the old ghost also joined in the criticism of me, and Xiao Guanyin was coaxed for a long time before he stopped crying, like an angry little daughter-in-law. Eating breakfast aggrievedly, he didn't dare to look at me.
After breakfast, Xiaomi'er sent Xiao Guanyin back to her room and came to me again.
When she saw me, the little girl's family actually giggled and said, "Dad, what does it feel like to kiss your mouth, tell me quickly." ”
I suddenly felt hopeless in life, covered my eyes, and said little fart, don't ask so much.
Xiaomi'er pouted, saying that she thought her father was a theoretician, only dared to move, did not dare to act, I didn't expect to start so fast, do you know, after Sister Xiao Guanyin came back yesterday, she couldn't fall asleep over and over, muttering to herself for most of the night, so that I didn't sleep well......
When I heard this, I hurriedly asked what was going on, but Xiaomi'er closed her mouth again, and just refused to speak.
Only then did I realize that this little girl had actually become bad and began to play tricks on me.
It's all the old ghosts.
I grabbed the old ghost and beat him, and he didn't feel guilty at all. And he changed hands, and criticized me for my inferior behavior.
He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and said that he planned to live next door to me in the future, and when the brothers were good, they could drink some wine, but now it seems that it will not work, otherwise one day the daughter-in-law will win the lottery, and maybe she will have to call herself uncle if she has a child......
I was said to be a little loveless, obviously Xiao Guanyin ran to my room yesterday and asked me to kiss her, why is it now that I take advantage of people's danger, and the beast is not as good?
After breakfast, Xiao Mi'er went to Granny Deer to do her homework, while the old ghost needed to hurry up and practice and digest the harvest of the previous period.
Although we had just gotten up, we had already slept early in the morning when we came back, and when night fell, I wandered around in front of the main hall of the shrine and felt bored, so I went back to my room.
When I passed by the corridor, Xiaomi'er's room suddenly opened, and Xiao Guanyin dragged me in.
I startled this little girl and said what's wrong?
Xiao Guanyin bit her lip, stared at my eyes, and said honestly, why are your kissing skills so good?
Yes?
I was stunned for a moment, saw her serious expression, and said cautiously, "Well, this, in our place." There is a kind of small movie that specializes in teaching people to kiss, as long as you are not a fool, if you watch too much, there will always be something to gain. ”
Xiao Guanyin looked excited, really?
I couldn't help but roll my eyes and say why am I lying to you?
Xiao Guanyin said Did you bring it with you, show me?
I said how can there be here, I have to go back to be able to find it, I also saw some of it when I was okay before, and now I want to find it, it's really a little inconvenient...... Not......
Before I could finish my words, Xiao Guanyin's face came to me. The red lips kissed, and then they slammed me against the wall and kissed me hard.
Hmm, hmm......
A day passed, Xiao Guanyin suddenly became strong and domineering, like a queen, pressed me against the wall, couldn't resist, kissed me almost closed my breath, if it weren't for my water nature is not bad, and there is internal circulation, maybe I want to give her a kiss and lose her breath.
Such a painful and sweet thing made me both panic and happiness at the same time, and my heart kept jumping like a deer, and my face was red, and I didn't know what to do.
All the good things vanished once again when I put my hand on Xiao Guanyin's full chest.
I regretted being kicked again and couldn't take care of myself, and Xiao Guanyin, who was flushed, leaned against the wall, and said in an unusually coquettish tone, almost nasally: "It was Tsing Yi Lu just now, you bad guy......"
I'll go, why Tsing Yilu?
People have suppressed you, don't say anything about the dove's nest, and you have to bring it up from time to time, why is this?
I still wanted to argue, but I glared at Xiao Guanyin, thinking that I couldn't beat her again, so I opened the door and left in frustration.
As a result, as soon as I left, I found that Granny Lu and Xiaomi'er were standing at the door, staring at me expressionlessly.
I was stunned for a few seconds, and at this time, Granny Lu said to Xiao'er: "See, this is your bastard father, who always takes advantage of others when they are sick, and has a poor character, so even if it is your father, you have to stay away from him in the future, and try to avoid the difficulty of getting along, you know?" ”
Xiaomi'er nodded her head and gave me a thumbs up behind her back.
When I looked back again, I saw Xiao'er curled up in the quilt and sobbing, crying and crying, as if she had been greatly wronged.
Wow, wow......
All of a sudden, I felt that life was a little sad.
I didn't fall asleep that night.
I turned it over and over, just thinking about a question, why is my little Guanyin so schizophrenic?
Is it because he stayed in Tsing Yilu's body and was swayed by the consciousness of Tsing Yilu, so it was like this?
Yes, it must be like this, my little Guanyin is innocent and kind, pure and lively. How could an existence like a goddess be so eccentric?
But then again, if it weren't for that, how could I do such a shameful thing with my favorite little Guanyin?
At the end of the day, I still took advantage of it.
I am happy and apprehensive. Suddenly, there was a kind of happiness that I couldn't extricate myself from.
In the following time, we stayed in the Ten Thousand Poison Cave in Miaojiang for a few more days, and I was beaten by Xiao Guanyin several times for the same reason, so that my Xuanwu Vajra Tribulation got a lot of exercise, and during this time, Xiao Guanyin also taught Xiao Xiao'er some methods. Regarding this matter, Granny Lu, who had always had some small opinions about her, finally fell completely to Xiao Guanyin.
Granny Lu treats Xiaomi'er as if she was in her heart, so Xiao Guanyin's kindness to Xiaomi'er naturally sees it in her eyes, and she also accepts that this means that the woman who occupies Tsing Yi's body.
The only thing I can't stand is that every time I do something embarrassing with Xiaomier, she shows up outside the door without exception, making me die of shame.
After more than a week of recuperation, we set off again.
Returning to the insect field, without the freshness and fear of the first time here, my heart is full of happiness at the moment, and everything I see is fluttering, if I don't control my steps, maybe I have to go to heaven, and the old ghost is the old god, always as if I haven't woken up.
The people in the team have changed a lot, there are less crazy people and snake fairies, and more Xiao Guanyin.
Speaking of Xiao Guanyin, when it was really a little schizophrenic, when I got along in private, sometimes Chu Chu was pitiful, like a little sister, sometimes lively and cute, like a girl of the same age, sometimes organized, like a royal sister, sometimes domineering and arrogant, like a queen.
And when the old ghost is in front of the others, there is only one side, that is, pure and pitiful, which makes people unbearable to bully.
So I've been getting a lot of scolding and scolding these days.
But what makes me feel most ashamed is this. Although my ears were calloused from being scolded, my heart was full of joy and happiness all the time, and I always looked forward to seeing her in a side that no one else had ever seen when I met Xiao Guanyin in private.
Although I inevitably took a beating at the end of each time, I also enjoyed it.
Is this cheap?
This time we came prepared. I plan to spend a day or two to finish Xiaomi'er's homework, and then go to the vicinity of Biyuetan and start building a grass house.
Regarding the matter of building a grass house, Xiao Guanyin told us that she is particularly experienced.
She survived for a long time in a place full of beasts and monsters, regaining her strength, and during this time, she didn't know that she had built hundreds of grass huts, and she was almost able to catch it.
Everyone left with a smile and a smile, and as soon as they came out of the vicinity of the forest, Xiao Guanyin stopped.
I also smelled danger and stopped where I was.
The faces of all four of them became serious.
And at this moment, the sky suddenly darkened, and nine furry tails obscured the entire sky, and at last, it fell down, and a beautiful woman in palace clothes slowly walked out from the depths of the forest.
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