Chapter 6: Stinky Girl
Yang Yiyan had dinner, soaking comfortably in the bath, playing with the jade card in her hand.
I don't know what material this jade plate is made of, not only is it invulnerable, but there is also a warm and reassuring feeling in my hand, and all the troubles are gone.
Suddenly, Yang Yiyan's eyes lit up, could it be some magic weapon in the novel?
Thinking of the blood in those novels, Yang Yiyan excitedly pricked her fingers and dripped blood on the jade plate, but saw that the jade card did not move.
Shaking his head funny, he was really a little whimsical, how could the things in the novel be taken seriously?
The water temperature of the bath was just right, Yang Yiyan felt the heat and her mind dizzy, and after a while, she fell asleep in the bath, and Yang Yiyan's hand holding the jade plate also slipped into the bath.
After the jade plaque fell into the water, the blood on it did not disperse, but was absorbed by the jade plaque little by little, and after the jade plaque absorbed the blood, it gradually became transparent, and finally turned into a pale green liquid that melted into Yang Yiyan's body and settled in Yang Yiyan's dantian.
Although this pale green liquid melted into Yang Yiyan's body, there were still some remnants in the bath, and these residual liquids continued to transform Yang Yiyan's body with Yang Yiyan's breathing.
Yang Yiyan was woken up by a foul smell.
I seem to have fallen asleep in the bath, but what is it that stinks?
Yang Yiyan reflexively wanted to cover her nose, but was shocked to find that her hands had turned into black claws, and the originally clear water in the bath had also turned into black sewage, and this stench actually emanated from this bathtub.
Washing the menstrual marrow? The word flashed quickly in Yang Yiyan's mind.
Could it be that the jade card is really a magic weapon?
Speaking of the jade plate, Yang Yiyan looked at her empty hands in shock, what about the jade plate?
Did it fall into the bath?
Yang Yiyan was startled, she didn't care about the dirt, she endured the pungent stench and groped in the bath, and even pulled out the plug of the bath, blocked the drain with her hands and emptied the bath little by little, but it was still empty.
Could it be that the effect of the jade plate is to wash the meridians and cut the marrow, and now the energy has been exhausted and disappeared?
"Husband, what does it smell like? It stinks! ”
Yang Yiyan heard her mother's muttering, her old face suddenly turned red, she didn't care about the whereabouts of the jade plate, turned on the shower and began to scrub her body desperately, but after a while, Yang Yiyan felt a pain in her stomach again, and immediately sat on the toilet, glad that she was in the bathroom at the moment.
At this time, Yang Yiyan didn't realize how she could hear her mother's voice so clearly, after all, her room was on the second floor, and her mother's room was on the first floor, and the sound insulation effect here was particularly good.
At this time, the rest of the Yang family had been collectively woken up by this stench.
In the living room, Yang Jiaxuan covered his nose and wondered, "Could it be that the sewer at home is broken?" Sewage turned up? ”
"Husband, it shouldn't be that the sewer is broken." Qin Yitong also covered her nose and said in pain.
Yang Shuo sat upright, glanced at the two of them, and looked at his baby daughter's room suspiciously: "The smell seems to come from Yan'er's room." ”
"Yikes! Yan'er, still in the room, must have fainted from the smoke. Qin Yitong said worriedly: "I'll take a look." ”
"Mom, I'll go too."
Yang Shuo frowned and said, "Let's go together." ”
As soon as Qin Yitong opened Yang Yiyan's door, a stronger stench suddenly came to his face, Qin Yitong was so smoked that he retched a few times, his face turned pale, Yang Jiaxuan vomited directly, Yang Shuo looked at the empty bed with a cold face: "Yan'er, not in the house?" ”
"Wash your hands...... There is water in between...... sound, Yan'er can ...... I can wash ...... Bathe. The three of them were irritated by this stench for a while, and only Yang Jiaxuan heard the sound of the bathroom.
"I'll take a look, you're waiting here." Qin Yitong said with a pale face.
Yang Shuo nodded with Yang Jiaxuan.
Qin Yitong walked into the bathroom with her nose covered, opened the door of the bathroom, and was almost fainted by the stronger smell in the bathroom, but when she came back to her senses, she saw that her baby daughter was washing her body covered with dirt and oil, and the stench came from her baby daughter's body.
Oh my God, what's going on?
Qin Yitong screamed in fright and fainted.
After Yang Yiyan finished pulling, she began to scrub her body, and she was rubbing vigorously, not noticing that someone was coming in, Qin Yitong's scream frightened Yang Yiyan's body.
When she turned around and saw her mother fainting on the ground, Yang Yiyan casually wrapped her body in a bath towel, half-picked up her mother's body and shook it vigorously.
And Yang Shuo and Yang Jiaxuan also rushed over quickly, and when they saw Qin Yitong fainting, they hurriedly pinched Qin Yitong's person.
After a while, Qin Yitong finally woke up, looked at her embarrassed baby daughter, and cried: "Yan'er, what's wrong with you? ”
Yang Shuo and Yang Jiaxuan also looked at Yang Yiyan blankly.
Yang Yiyan's face turned red instantly, and she coughed lightly: "Dad, Mom, brother, you go out first, let me wash up first, and I'll explain to you later." ”
Qin Yitong wanted to ask again, but was interrupted by Yang Shuo: "Listen to Yan'er, let's go out first." ”
After such a fuss, several people are also a little used to the smell, and they don't feel how bad it smells.
Yang Yiyan finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw them leave, and then her face turned pale.
Damn, it actually woke everyone up, this scripture washing is too strong.
Yang Yiyan depressedly returned to the bathroom and continued her great business - taking a bath.
The three of them had been in the living room, first opened the windows for ventilation, and about an hour later, Yang Yiyan cleaned up and slowly went downstairs, at this time the smell in the house was almost gone.
The three of them were all relieved when they saw that Yang Yiyan had become clean and refreshing.
As soon as Yang Yiyan sat down, feeling the cool night breeze, her pretty face was slightly red, and Qin Yitong couldn't help but ask, "Yan'er, what happened just now?" ”
Thinking of that smell, Yang Jiaxuan looked at his sister with a smile: "That's it, brother also wants to know." ”
Yang Shuo stared solemnly at his daughter, whose face was flushed, and first instructed his son to close the windows tightly, and then motioned for his daughter to speak.
Yang Yiyan said embarrassedly: "Mom, do you remember the jade brand I bought before?" ”
"Of course I remember, is it the reason why you became like this because of that jade plate?"
Yang Yiyan nodded, and said hesitantly: "I don't want to lie to you, I found that the jade plate is very hard, and it can't be pierced no matter what method is used, so I thought it was a magic weapon or something like that in a novel." ”
"And then, in a fit of curiosity, you dripped your own blood on it?" Yang Shuo continued.
"Yes." Yang Yiyan said embarrassedly: "At that time, the jade plate did not change, and then I fell asleep in the bath, and then I was woken up by smoke, and finally it was what you saw." ”
Yang Shuo frowned and said, "What about the jade plate?" ”
Yang Yiyan said in frustration: "The jade plate is gone, it should be that the energy is exhausted and gone." ”
"Yan'er, what's that stinking thing?" Yang Jiaxuan said curiously.
Yang Yiyan blushed and said, "It's the impurities discharged from the body." ”
"Out of your body?" Yang Jiaxuan's eyes widened.
How can such a thing be eliminated from the human body, what about oneself? Yang Jiaxuan's face turned blue and muttered: "Then you really responded to that sentence - stinky girl!" ”
"Brother!" Yang Yiyan glared at Yang Jiaxuan angrily.
Yang Jiaxuan smiled bitterly: "You are clean now, but we, I want to die as soon as I think of this taste." ”
"Uh~" Yang Yiyan comforted weakly: "Don't worry, you can't smell it." ”
Yang Jiaxuan's face turned blue again when he heard this.