Zhang Xiaoqiang, 20 years old.

Gender: Male, Hobbies: Female.

Occupation: **Silk.

Life creed: can lie down and never sit; Able to sit and never stand; Able to stand and never walk;

But with a fucked life, ** silk has to make compromises. In order to solve the problem of food and clothing, in order to fill his stomach, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to devote himself to the most popular gold industry: live broadcast!

I came to the Internet café and chartered a private room.

Zhang Xiaoqiang turned on the computer and typed the word "live broadcast" in the search box.

When you log in, a list of information links containing the word "live" appears.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it, and couldn't help but have a big head.

Which the should I choose?

At this time, a dialog box pops up in the lower right corner of the screen, with a row of large letters written on it:

Do you want to change your life? Do you want to be a human being? Join the soul world live broadcast platform, realize all your dreams, and embark on the pinnacle of life from now on.

That's not the point, the point is that there is a 36D beauty scratching her head next to the text and hooking her fingers there.

Well, this figure, tsk......

There was nothing to think about, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not hesitate to move the mouse to the checkbox marked "Yes", and then emphasized the right mouse button.

After 2 seconds of waiting, the screen shifted, and the sub-level page that came out read "Soul World Live Platform Signing Agreement Form", and the following secret clauses were not visible at a glance.

Zhang Xiaoqiang hated to see these the most in his life, so he immediately ignored it and pulled it to the bottom, then filled in the relevant personal information and clicked the submit button.

At the moment of submission, his fingers seemed to be electrocuted by something, and then his whole body fell into a coma with black eyes.

When I woke up, it was already dark like a rag.

In desperation, I could only leave in a huff.

Out of the Internet café, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned into the alley and walked towards his rented house with depressed feet.

Suddenly, there were hurried footsteps ahead, and Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyes to look...... A sexy beauty with snow-white thighs baring is swooping down from the end of the alley at a speed of 120 miles, and then ......

He was knocked on by the wall!

The beauty's slender waist pressed it tightly against the wall, and the white fat condensing jade arms were domineering and blocked his way.

I'm going to go! There was a brief stagnation in his brain, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned, and he subconsciously blurted out: "Beauty, that money...... I really don't have any money, or you look at this "color" ......"

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang only felt that his mouth was smooth and tender.

"Shhhh Don't talk!! ”

At the same time, a series of more intensive footsteps came from outside the streets: "Damn! Where did that stinky go, if you don't want to die, get out of here! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will catch you and look good! ”

The explosion echoed in the streets and alleys of Jingyi at midnight, and Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously felt that the woman in front of him trembled slightly.

It seems that the woman was hunted and killed!

Not long after, a shirtless bald man appeared in the alleyway, and the steel knife in his hand was scattered in the moonlight.

At a glance, the bald head saw two figures in the corner light.

Out of the corner of his eye, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw that the bald head was striding in the direction of him. When his eyes touched the bald head, clenching the steel knife in his hand, his body couldn't help but tremble.

At this time, a stream of consciousness flashed in his mind, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang heard a low and numb system sound:

"The Soul World Live Platform is open!"

"The anchor's physical signs have been scanned! 100% fit! 100% completion! ”

I'm cǎo! What's the situation? Auditory hallucinations?

Because he was too nervous, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about the voice that appeared in his head, but only regarded it as discomfort caused by fear.

However, without waiting for him to think more, the system tone sounded again:

"The platform is on! Anchor task generation...... Provocation in front of robbers. ”

And then something even more happened.

As soon as the task was released, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind was ...... by various "streams of consciousness" Swipe.

Chaoguan: Dear water friends, in order to better implement and promote the communication between the soul world and the human world, and do a good job in the reincarnation of the possessed body, the "relevant departments" of the soul world have specially established this live broadcast platform for everyone to understand the life of the human world, and I hope you will actively participate.

Zhang Fei: That's a lot of nonsense!

Zhu Bajie: This anchor is ...... than me. Hmph, it's a lot longer. (Boom!) ）

Wukong: That's right, junior brother, your worth is rising every day over there. (thumb)

Hu Sanniang: Come on, he's fat at most, and this anchor is ...... Tsk, what's this called? Oh yes, little fresh meat!!

Bruce Lee: 6666!

……

The chaotic "thoughts" kept flying through my head until the scolding came:

"! These two goods are quite happy, and they gnaw together in the middle of the night in the dark light. Feed! Brat! ”

"! Lao Tzu called you!! ”

The body was vigorously pulled to the side, Zhang Xiaoqiang was pulled away, and the beauty inside was immediately exposed.

The bald head only glanced at it, and he recognized the appearance of the beauty.

"Stinky three-eight! You're a good runner! I just pretended to be innocent with Lao Tzu, and I dared to run here to come to Pang Kaizi! ”

Hu Sanniang: This girl is very smart!

Bajie: Hey, hey, hey (drooling and smiling!) ）

Chang'e: MDZZ!

Gao Cuilan: You're looking for a draw!

Bruce Lee: 6666!

……

Speechless! What the is this!

The "stream of consciousness" that gushes out of his brain from time to time is calling Zhang Xiaoqiang is about to go insane.

"Big, big brother, I think you may have misunderstood, I ...... this woman"

"You...... What the? Don't tell me, huh, you don't know her? Turning around, the bald head squinted slightly, and the machete in his hand was flipped by him.

Zhang Fei: Don't be cowardly! Just a dry! (Men in sunglasses with cigars in their mouths)

Goku: A stick thing.

Wu Yong: No! The opponent is outnumbered, and cannot be defeated, but can only outwit. (Pondering.) ）

Guan Yu: This knife is good!

Bruce Lee: 6666!

I'll go! Covering his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang secretly scolded "Damn", and then blurted out: "Of course I know her, she is my girlfriend!" ”

I rub! I rubbed it! I couldn't believe my ears.

After saying this, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost subconsciously reached out and covered his mouth!

When, what the is going on! I actually said such a thing!!

Obviously, this is not Zhang Xiaoqiang's original intention, according to his thoughts, the correct statement should be: "I don't know her, I just passed by and accidentally bumped into her." ”

However, in reality, his mouth was like an evil one, and he said things against his heart without control.

Worse still, this is just the beginning.

Then, Zhang Xiaoqiang's words were simply ...... It's the same as death.

"Do you dare to touch my woman, do you want to die!?"

Quite domineeringly dusting off the placket of Shicai's folded clothes due to the pulling of his bald head, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his chin high, and the word "arrogant" was written in his huge nostrils.

His action fell, and his mind immediately flew 6 "full screen"!

After listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's shouting words, the bald head and his subordinates were stunned for a moment, and then they laughed together, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who screamed with laughter, was furious.

But even so, his whole person still maintains a calm and calm mode of begging and teasing, no way, who told him that every part of his body is not under control except for consciousness at the moment.

"Hehe, good! Brat! You're seeded! Since you are looking for death, then Lao Tzu will fulfill your wish today! With a wave of his hand, the bandits outflanked him from both sides of the bald head.

Looking at the other party's aggressive outflanking posture, Zhang Xiaoqiang used all his strength and resolutely burst out four big characters from the dantian: "There is a kind of heads-up!" ”