Ning Haiping glanced at the few young people who were shouting, retracted his gaze, picked up the wine glass and said, "Brother Yue, Jianming, come, let's make this one first!" As he spoke, he raised his glass, dried the first glass of wine in one go, then put the cup on the table, grabbed a few 'boiled peanuts' with his hands, and ate them.

Jin Xiaohui tilted her head to Yue Haohan and said, "Hanzi, how is it?" Can you drink it all in one go? Or you make a few breaths to drink. ”

Yue Haohan said: "Brother Ning has drunk and is waiting for us." After speaking, he raised his neck and drank all the wine in the cup, and then took a 'boiled edamame' with chopsticks and put it in his mouth to eat.

Ning Haiping looked at Yue Haohan and smiled: "Brother Yue is good, he is very temperamental!" After speaking, he looked at Zhang Jianming and Jin Xiaohui and said, "Jianming, you two hurry up and drink, you look at the 'Brother Yue'; ”

Zhang Jianming gritted his teeth, shook his head, tilted his head back and poured the wine in the cup in one go. Ning Haiping said with a smile: "It's okay, our brothers in the criminal police team, there is no bad seed!" After speaking, he looked at Jin Xiaohui again.

Jin Xiaohui held the cup and said, "Brother Ning, I can't compare to your criminal police team, so I won't force it!" ”

Ning Haiping smiled and said: "Xiaohui, you just have to drink it, and one of the two of you must stay sober; But be sure to drink the first glass of wine! ”

Jin Xiaohui said cheerfully: "Drink, when was the tax bureau afraid of the criminal police team, you ask your junior brother Jianming, is it the tax bureau that has the final say at home, or is your criminal police team having the final say?" ”

Zhang Jianming said: "Yes, the tax bureau is very powerful, and some time ago I heard a casual saying that 'industrial and commercial taxation, eating and drinking team, leaving the public security ball is not sticky.'" ”

At this time, Sun Jiangyu, who had been sitting quietly and had not spoken, smiled and quipped: "Xiaohui will definitely not stick to you if she leaves!" ”

Jin Xiaohui drank the wine in the cup, put down the wine glass, picked up the chopsticks with her right hand, glared at Zhang Jianming with her eyes, her face changed, and she pretended to be angry: "Let's talk about it when I go home at night, let's see if the tax bureau is in charge of the criminal police team, or the criminal police team is in charge of the tax bureau!" A few people burst out laughing!

With the laughter, the young woman brought a large pot of 'Jiangcheng prawns' to the table, put it down and smiled: "Use it slowly, if you need to give an order, the other dishes will be ready immediately." ”

At this time, I heard a few young people who came next to me shouting: "Boss, why haven't we served our food yet?" 'Scold the guy next door', don't go up to Lao Tzu and smash your store again! ”

The young woman hurriedly turned around and beckoned, "Don't worry, everyone, soon, soon!" ”

Yue Haohan waited, and several people looked in the direction of the table at the same time. Turning around, Yue Haohan took a bright red prawn with chopsticks and put it on the plate in front of Jin Xiaohui, and then picked up another one and stood up and shouted, "Teacher Sun eats prawns." Then he handed the prawns to Sun Jiangyu across the table; Sun Jiangyu hurriedly stood up, took his dinner plate, and received the prawns sandwiched by Yue Haohan.

After sitting down, Sun Jiangyu smiled and said: "Vast and vast, they are not outsiders, don't be long with Teacher Sun in the future, Teacher Sun will shout shortly, call me sister-in-law, or call me sister." ”

Ning Haiping picked up the wine glass again and said, "It's time for the second glass, the second glass, Xiaohui is at will; The three of us guys, we still did it! After speaking, the wine glass bottomed out again, and with a "bang", he put the wine glass on the table.

Sun Jiangyu looked at Ning Haiping and said softly: "What are you doing in such a hurry, it hurts your stomach, eat some food first, let's talk more, and drink less." ”

Zhang Jianming straightened up and said, "Okay!" I agree with my sister-in-law's suggestion; Then I'll tell you a real joke I encountered in the countryside this time, and adjust the atmosphere! ”

Zhang Jianming continued: "I went to Wulong Township last week, Heiyazi Village visited, at noon at the village chief's house for dinner, their village accountant is called Wang Daneng, drunk at noon, drunk and ignorant towards the house, in front of a family really can't walk, just lie on the yard of the house to dry cowpeas, this person just lay down, guess what? ”

Jin Xiaohui looked at her husband and said, "If you have something to say, let it go, don't make a fuss here." "Jin Xiaohui is spicy and generous, when Zhang Jianming secretly fell in love with her from high school, the two liked to joke and quarrel together, the two had a good relationship, Jin Xiaohui liked Zhang Jianming the most is that he was humorous, and there were a lot of jokes, and there were many jokes in Jiangyang's local dialect;

Under Jin Xiaohui's Cui Minao, Zhang Jianming said: "At this time, a big black dog suddenly came out from under the broken door panel and pounced towards Wang Daneng, Wang Daneng opened his drunken eyes and saw a black shadow, so he took the initiative to talk: 'Excuse me, your surname?' The big black dog kept coming to him, 'Wow! Woof! ......' can't stop yelling; Wang Daneng snorted and said, "Oh, it turned out to be a family. ’”

Jin Xiaohui said: "I thought it was a funny joke, it turned out that your 'bang', a big black dog was released with a fart, and it was still a family!" ”

After Jin Xiaohui finished speaking, they laughed all over the table, Sun Jiangyu smiled with his hands on his stomach, and tears burst into laughter.

Zhang Jianming continued: "It's not over, this Wang Daneng was disturbed by the big black dog, so he continued to sway towards home, and when he arrived at the door of the house, he was blown by the wind along the way, and he fell crooked at the door of the house and vomited, at this time his flower ran over to lick the booty on his face, the flower licked it, Wang Daneng waved his hand, licked him and waved his hand, and kept saying in his mouth: 'Old cousin-in-law, don't make trouble, cousin-in-law, don't make trouble, how can a man's face be touched casually!'" At this time, when Wang Daneng's wife came back from outside, she saw him like this, and when she heard his words, she poured a scoop of cold water on Wang Daneng's face, and scolded in her mouth: "Let you drink every day as a dead ghost, and miss your old cousin and sister-in-law every day; It's no wonder that your old watch doesn't castrate your dog days when you come back! ”

After Zhang Jianming finished speaking, everyone laughed again. In the middle of the joke, the young woman of the restaurant had already put the dishes on the table and said, "If there is something, just give an order." Then he went to the other table and got busy. Yue Haohan, they are also three glasses of wine, and they have already eaten down.

After eating two prawns, Ning Haiping said, "Okay, continue drinking; I salute Brother Yue for this wine. Saying that, he picked up the wine glass in front of him and touched it in the direction of Yue Haohan, Yue Haohan hurriedly picked up the glass and stood up and said, "It's still me Brother Jingning!" As he spoke, he used his own cup to "bang" at Ning Haiping's cup and touched it!

Ning Haiping said: Brother Yue, sit down and drink, standing and drinking doesn't count, they are all your own brothers, and you will see you politely! Yue Haohan could only sit down and drank the wine in the cup in one gulp. Then he took a bite of the cabbage and ate it.

At this moment, the loud and noisy voice of the young man at the table came; Everyone looked over and saw a young man in his 20s with a 'tiger head' tattooed on his arm holding the hand of the young woman in the restaurant and scolding: "Scold the one next door!" Lao Tzu is here to find trouble, Lao Tzu just takes a fancy to you, what's wrong with Lao Tzu's brothers, Lao Tzu is still ready to let you sleep with me! If you don't sleep with Lao Tzu tonight, Lao Tzu and you are not finished, don't even think about opening this stall! After speaking, he raised his foot and kicked the table over, and the tableware, plates, and beer on the table splashed in front of Yue Haohan's table, and an empty beer bottle rolled to Sun Jiangyu's heels. The young woman was panicked, her face was flushed, her eyes were filled with tears of grievance, and she looked helpless.

Sun Jiangyu said: "What's the matter, a stall won't make people live in peace!" ”

Ning Haiping said to Zhang Jianming: "You go and ask who has a phone and call the police to the Yanjiang Road Police Station; I'll go over and see what's going on. ”

Zhang Jianming got up and hurriedly walked towards the restaurant; Ning Haiping got up, Yue Haohan walked after him, and at this time, the people on the stall stood up and watched here. Ning Haiping whispered to Yue Haohan: "Hanzi, don't get involved!" After speaking, he strode over, and after majestically glancing at a few young people who were coaxing, he stared at the young man who was holding the young woman's hand and said in a deep voice: "What's the matter, put your hand down!" The young man was stunned for a moment, let go of the hand holding the young woman, and another young man next to him looked at Ning Haiping, pulled down the person just now, and whispered in his ear; The young man with a 'tiger head' tattooed on his arm looked at Ning Haiping and said, "It's Captain Ning, my name is Wang Pengfei, and my dad is Wang Haijiang!" Your table counts me as a treat, and you don't care about our business! "When it comes to Wang Haijiang, there is nothing in Jiangyang County that I don't know, Wang Haijiang is a member of the Standing Committee of Jiangyang County and deputy county magistrate; Hearing that this young man who claimed to be Wang Pengfei reported his home, Ning Haiping frowned and said loudly: "No matter who you are, you are not allowed to make trouble in public places; Apologize to the hostess, compensate for the damage, and settle the bill! ”

Wang Pengfei's face changed, and his neck straightened: "Ho! Give you face, you don't want it; What's wrong with the criminal police team, isn't it just a little policeman! You can't control this matter, Lao Tzu just has a crush on this woman, what's wrong? Who would dare bite me ball? "For so many years in Jiangyang County, Wang Pengfei has not done his job, is idle, and his gang of 'little gangsters' have done a lot of bullying of men and women, every time he plays the banner of Wang Haijiang, he has never encountered a person who does not give face; today Ning Haiping taught him a lesson in public, and he felt that he had lost face in front of a group of 'little brothers'; usually these 'gangsters' surrounded him from front to back, especially after watching the TV series "Shanghai Tang" some time ago; He really feels like a 'big brother'.

Wang Pengfei scolded and stretched out his ** arm and forcibly went to the young woman of the restaurant who was still standing next to the building and didn't know what to do; saw Wang Pengfei like this; Ning Haiping skewered anger in his heart, and scolded loudly: "It's too much! As he spoke, he grabbed Wang Pengfei's hand and neck with a big hand like iron tongs and pulled it outward; Wang Pengfei stumbled back for a moment, and sat on the ground with a buttocks, maybe there was a broken glass slag of broken wine bottles on the ground just now, stabbed his buttocks, after Wang Pengfei sat on the ground, he immediately jumped reflexively, and the person stood up again and shouted loudly: "The police beat people!" The surname is Ning, Lao Tzu will not finish giving it to you! Lao Tzu must have picked up your 'yellow skin'! ”

At this time, Zhang Jianming hurriedly came to Ning Haiping; He said softly: "Huang Jianyang, deputy director of the police station, is on duty, and he will be there soon." ”

Ning Haiping said to the proprietress who was still standing there at a loss: "You go back to your store first!" Hearing this, the proprietress glanced at Ning Haiping gratefully and walked towards the store. Wang Pengfei, who was standing there shouting and scolding, saw that the proprietress was leaving, covered his ass with one hand, and stopped the proprietress with the other hand and scolded: "You sell B, don't give Lao Tzu an explanation today, don't want to leave!" Ning Haiping's burly body stood in front of Wang Pengfei and said, "You are really endless, get out of here as soon as possible!" ”

Wang Pengfei shouted at the top of his voice: "What's the matter, I want to do it!" As he spoke, he shouted at the gang of 'little gangsters': "Brothers, clean up this surnamed Ning first, and then clean up the one who sells B!" What's the matter, Lao Tzu is on top! ”

The gang of "gangsters" looked at Ning Haiping and Zhang Jianming standing there with righteous faces; They all stood and didn't dare to make any moves. Don't look at these people, they usually follow behind Wang Pengfei with five or six drinks, and the eldest brother is long and the eldest brother is short; That's also watching Wang Pengfei have a deputy county magistrate's father, eating and drinking with Wang Pengfei; When he knew, the man who was full of anger and stood there like an iron tower was the captain of the criminal police team; Even Wang Pengfei, the son of the deputy county magistrate, is not sold, who dares to move.

At this time, a police minivan, sounding the siren and flashing the police lights, drove over quickly, and after the car stopped, four policemen in yellow police uniforms came down from it one after another, headed by a policeman under the age of 30, after seeing Ning Haiping, he ran over quickly, and said to Ning Haiping: "Senior brother, what's going on?" ”

Ning Haiping said angrily: "Fuck! It's not safe to lie on the ground; Huang Jianyang, this matter is handed over to you, the boss has to accompany the loss, if you don't handle it well, I won't recognize you as a junior brother, this matter is in charge of Lao Tzu! ”

"Bastard!" After Ning Haiping cursed, he turned around and walked towards his table; After a few people sat down, Ning Haiping's anger still didn't subside, and he slapped the table and said, "What a fuck!" There are also a few such things popping up in the small county town! ”

At this time, Huang Jianyang had already taken away the seven or eight 'gangsters', and the proprietress brought a plate of 'Panshan', and a plate of 'snails' on Yue Haohan's table and said: "Thank you, big brothers, I have a treat today, and you don't have to pay; I'll heat it up for you right away. ”

Ning Haiping said: "No need to heat it! ”

Zhang Jianming asked the proprietress and said, "Are you the boss?" What's going on with those 'bunny cubs'? ”

The proprietress stood there and said: "My name is Li Jingxia, my husband died in a car accident last year, my father had a stroke and was bedridden for a long time, and my mother suffered from 'stomach cancer' last year; the family borrowed a lot of foreign debts, and this year I took over this small restaurant here with my sister; after the restaurant opened, these people will come to eat and drink for nothing in a few days; and often ** our two sisters." As she spoke, Li Jingxia was already in tears.

Sun Jiangyu pulled a few napkins from the dining table, stood up, and handed them to Li Jingxia. After sitting down, he looked at Ning Haiping and asked, "No one in your Public Security Bureau is in charge of this piece of public security?" "In fact, after the 'strike hard' campaign in Jiangyang County in the late 80s, public order was still very good, and there were basically no vicious cases.

Hearing Sun Jiangyu's question, Ning Haiping replied depressedly: "Our criminal police team can't control this part of public security!" Besides, the 'bastards' are eating and drinking like this, and there is really no way to manage it. After speaking, he looked at Li Jingxia and said, "Xiao Li, if you have anything in the future, you will go to the Yanjiang Road Police Station to find Director Huang, and just say what I said; Go ahead and get busy with yours! ”

After saying this, he picked up the cup and said, "Come, let's continue with ours, don't let a few 'bastards' spoil our interest!"