Chapter 1: The Agents Are Coming
Zhang Ming woke up and found that he was in an eight-person dormitory, but he had graduated for two years, and it was okay to find a sales job, usually living in his own rental house, and the two-bedroom and one-living room were not bad, but why did he suddenly run to this eight-person dormitory.
Zhang Ming suddenly felt dizzy in his head, and suddenly there were a lot of memories in his mind that did not belong to him, he found that this city was called Juxia City, and the buddy in the lower bunk was called Galen, two days ago, a big hole was made in the sky by a guy named Carl, and the roommates called the big hole chrysanthemum, which is clearly a super seminary, think about the invasion of Morgana in the future, it is simply terrible, there are not only aliens here, but also aliens have become gods.
Life is like that, since you can't resist, then accept it honestly. Zhang Ming has been living in this world for more than 1 month, and he has gradually adapted to here, there is a saying, a good roommate, Galen deserves to be his good roommate, the two of them are hooking up and raping, just look at the beautiful girl on the street and tease the little girl.
'Zhang Ming, I have superpowers, I really have superpowers! Galen ran into the dormitory and shouted to Zhang Ming, "Superpower, what superpower, can you fly?" Fly one for me to see. Zhang Ming said calmly to Galen. Galen froze, 'I can't fly, but I can shut people up.' ’
'Fuck off, I can still get the calves rolled.' Zhang Ming looked at Galen with eyes full of contempt, thinking to himself, isn't your superpower just to shut up, what is there to show off, isn't it just the power of the galaxy, the grass mud horse Lao Tzu is envious to death.
"Hey, Lao Zhang, let's go out for a walk, let me test my superpowers." Galen dragged Zhang Ming and walked out, not giving Zhang Ming a chance to resist at all, Zhang Ming's psychology is depressed, you are really superpowered, what are you pulling me for, and I want to envy Lao Tzu, and watch how Lao Tzu will hit you for a while.
That's it, these two... No, no, it's not the two friends who happily went to test their superpowers, we have to sigh that the trajectory of fate is really powerful, the two who were wandering on the street, saw a group of gangsters flirting with a girl, can this be endured? Of course not!
Galen thought to himself, Made, I haven't touched my sister's hand yet, you scum have touched it, see how I clean you up. 'Silence' Galen yelled, and suddenly the gangster leader Big D knelt down. The grandson threw up directly. Zhang Ming thought to himself that Galen's forbidden demon was really good, but thinking about it, it would be uncomfortable for anyone to put half of their skills back and choke back, it seems that Galen is going to be beaten up, I'd better start first, Zhang Ming couldn't help but smile: "Hey, is it a demon spirit?" There's a brawl here, and a couple of thugs are beating up a college student. ’
Zhang Ming beat the demon spirit very cowardly, and when he looked back, he saw that Big D picked up a brick and put it directly on Galen's face, and several thugs also surrounded him and beat Galen violently. Zhang Ming couldn't stand it anymore, you actually beat my good friend, picked up a steel pipe next to the trash can, and knocked it down on the big D who was beating Galen, and scolded while beating, "Aren't you Niu B, you are showing me Niu B!" This group of thugs usually scares and scares people, but they have never seen this kind of beating to death, and they are all cowardly.
A siren sounded, Zhang Ming was stunned, thinking that this policeman was really fast. Just when Zhang Ming's stunned kung fu big D got up from the ground and ran away with his little brother, Zhang Ming, who came back to his senses, looked at the big D who was rushing away, and his heart was rushing, he was beaten so hard that he could still run away, I have to say that this thing is a talent.
"Hey, buddy can't see it, you're quite ruthless, take this steel guy and knock him on the head, you're not afraid of knocking him to death." Galen stood up and gently rubbed his swollen face, which had been slapped with a brick by Big D.
'Damn, don't you see how fast that girl is running?' Do you look at him like someone who has something to do? Besides, can you grow your brains, you have a group of seven or eight people, and you are alone, you really think you are a little superman wearing underwear. Zhang Ming looked back at the police who came over, I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm startled, sister, that's Catherine.
Catherine is in a very good mood today, just now she received a mass report, there is a group of young people in the society gathered to fight, because the police station is understaffed, so she was sent to attendance, this is what a wonderful opportunity for her, who has just graduated in the eyes of others because her father is the director, can enter the police station, and can only be a clerk every day.
Catherine rode into the alley on a police motorcycle, and as a result, unexpectedly, there was no crowd brawl at all, only two talking and laughing there, Catherine was angry at the time, isn't this fooling my aunt and grandmother! 'Hey, you're just going to fight. Let's go, follow me back to the police station. ’
As soon as Galen heard this, he was directly intimidated, stepped forward and hugged Catherine's leg and said, "Sister, it's not ours, we are victims, you see how miserable my face is beaten, those grandchildren will run away after beating me, sister, if you go to chase now, you will definitely catch up." Catherine was depressed in her heart, she didn't encounter a big case, but she ran into such a weak chicken, "You let go of your hands, I'm taking advantage of me, I'll sue you for molesting the policewoman." He kicked Galen as he spoke.
Galen hurriedly let go of Catherine's legs, "Sister, don't you catch us, we are good citizens who are brave and brave, and we also saved a girl." ’
'You two go.' Catherine said to Zhang Ming and the others without interest, "It's better not to let me meet you two next time." ’
Zhang Ming looked at Galen's amusement, didn't you show off your superpowers, you were beaten by the gangsters first, and then knelt down for Catherine like this, it's so interesting.
Galen listened to Catherine's words and immediately pulled Zhang Ming and ran, shouting in his mouth: "Thank you, sister, sister is really a good policeman." ”
Catherine shook her head, this living treasure is really a hob meat, but it's quite interesting. Catherine stepped on her motorcycle and walked away.
When Gai Zhang and the others returned to the dormitory, Galen lay on the bed panting, and said to Zhang Ming: "Hey, Lao Zhang, do you say that my ability is very wasteful, and I can't even clean up a few little gangsters." How can this make me chivalrous. ’
Zhang Ming looked at Galen with disdain: "You think too much, I said it, you think you are a little superman wearing underwear, besides, what kind of superpower do you have, how many people are capable, sleep honestly." ’
Galen looked at Zhang Ming's disdainful eyes: "Hey, don't despise me, have you seen 100,000 bad jokes, look at Li Jing, 100% of the white blades can evolve to be hung like this, I believe I can too." ”
Zhang Ming was speechless for a moment, your Yachao Seminary even has 100,000 bad jokes, it's terrible.
After another week, I didn't see how Galen trained his superpowers, so he went to class and ate every day to watch ****. On this day, Galen was watching a film with several other ** silk in the dormitory, and suddenly the door of the dormitory was kicked open, only to see two people in black at the door, who looked like agents, and definitely did not make people think of bodyguards, these two people looked at the people in the dormitory and said: "National Security Bureau, Galen and Zhang Ming come out." ”
Zhang Ming and Galen didn't dare to say anything, and they came out with the two National Security Bureau, who dared to resist in front of the state machine, that was not to go to the toilet with a lantern to find, the two were taken to a small dark room, Zhang Ming wondered if it was the funny time of the two agents, and sure enough, an agent looked at Galen and said: "I heard that you have superpowers?" ”
Galen's coward's voice softened: "Someone else's"
The agent looked at the girl and said, 'Don't be nervous, if you were given a chance to save the world, would you say yes?' ’
Galen was scared when he heard this, save the world, a few days ago the hero saved the United States and was taught a lesson, saving the world is not just finished playing: 'Don't agree.' ’
The agent wanted to see what was going on and knew that she was a scared thing, and it seemed that she needed to threaten: 'We've been watching you all the time. ’
Galen was furious: 'Damn, what do you see, I'm going to sue you.' ’
'In the past, you always felt that you were different and that you should be the man who saved the world. The agent changed the subject very calmly.
You also said, that was in the past, and now I don't think I want to save the world, and it's not bad to be saved by the world, don't you say. Galen laughed twice in a very delightful manner, and the agent was not calm: "Why don't you do it when you are given a divine power?" ’
'Consider, consider'
Another agent looked at Galen's ** silk look, so he released a big move: "Let you sleep in the same room with a beautiful woman." ”
Galen, a little ** silk who heard this tempting condition, suddenly became calm, and howled loudly: "I'll do it, say it earlier, how can I not do it under such good conditions as sleeping in the same room with a beautiful woman." ’
'It's your turn, we've been paying attention to you for a long time, are you different from everyone else, are you interested in saving the world?' The agent turned his gaze to Zhang Ming, who shook his head, indicating that he was not interested. The agent spoke again: 'What if you were allowed to share a room with a beautiful woman?' Zhang Ming still shook his head, "Teacher Liu, let me tell you a word." The agent looked at Zhang Ming and said. Zhang Ming wondered how Ruiz's big bald head could be relayed to him: 'What words? ’
'You don't belong to this world, if you don't want to be a guinea pig of a scientist, just save the world honestly.' The agent walked up to Zhang Ming and whispered into his ear, Zhang Ming is not calm, any traverser who is identified by someone will probably not be calm, Zhang Ming is also very helpless, there is no way for people to completely grasp themselves and listen to others honestly: 'Okay, I'll save the world'
The agent saw that he had done both of them, so he said to them, 'You two go back and pack your things, and meet on the roof of the school building in a moment.' Zhang Ming and Galen went back to the dormitory to pack their clothes, and as soon as the two walked out, another agent was not calm: "Didn't Mr. Liu just say that he didn't belong to this world?" When is it time for him to be a guinea pig? ’
"You don't understand this, I learned this from reading a novel two days ago, and I scared him to death, I'm not afraid that he won't do it," the other agent said very calmly.
'Okay buddy, you're awesome, go and have two cups in the evening.' ''Okay, let's go for two whole cups in the evening.'' The two agents laughed again and walked to the roof of the school building.