"How amazing is it?" Sure enough, Su Qingmei was a child, and when she heard Jiang Yan's words, she immediately became curious.

"This parrot is said to be very intelligent and will say different things depending on the person." Jiang Yan said, "If a guest goes in, if the left foot walks in first, it will say 'Hello Sir' or 'Hello Miss', and if it is the right foot that walks in first, it will say 'Welcome'." ”

"Is it true?" Sure enough, when Jiang Yan said this, Su Qingmei was even more interested.

"Of course it's true!" Jiang Yan nodded affirmatively.

"Sister, Xiaoxue, let's go and have a look!" As expected, Su Qingmei was attracted by Jiang Yan's description.

"Okay!" Jiang Hanxue said she was also interested.

Several people had no opinions, Jiang Yan took the lead in leading the way with a bunch of shopping bags, and the three beauties followed behind, such a combination didn't know how many people's eyes were attracted.

"Whoa! This is it! Jiang Yan pointed to a small restaurant, looking at parrots is not the goal, you can't just leave without ordering anything when you enter the restaurant, right? When you order food, you always have to eat here, right? Therefore, the big stars can take the opportunity to take a break, this is the idea of this fight. So after pointing to this store, Jiang Yan took the lead and walked in.

"Welcome!" As Jiang Yan's right foot stepped in, sure enough, the parrot hanging at the door spoke.

"Huh? It's amazing! Jiang Hanxue sighed and walked in, and as her left foot stepped in, the parrot spoke again, "Hello, Miss!" ”

"Wow! It's fun! Su Qingmei shouted, and couldn't wait to walk in, and the parrot's cry came as scheduled after her right foot went in first, "Welcome!" ”

Behind her, Su Qingxuan also walked in with a smile, accompanied by a parrot's voice, "Hello, Miss!" ”

Seeing that the four of them walked in, Jiang Yanxin said that he could finally rest, and he was tired of his buddy! However, he guessed the beginning, but not the end.

"Wow! It's so much fun! Just as Jiang Yan was about to find a place to sit down, Su Qingmei, who had already come in, shouted and thought about walking out the door, "I'll try it again!" Saying that, she went out, and as she went out, the parrot shouted, "Come again next time!" ”

Su Qingmei, who went out, changed her left foot this time and came in first, and sure enough, the parrot shouted "Hello, Miss". Jiang Yanxin said that they both tried, so you can sit down! Who knew that Su Qingmei was not finished yet, and walked out again and re-entered.

She played very highly, the parrot was about to scold her mother in her heart, a sentence of "welcome", a sentence of "come back next time", and a moment of "hello miss", so that the parrot said back and forth more than ten times, Su Qingmei was considered to have had enough.

Seeing Su Qingmei standing in front of him and not playing, Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that this parrot would spoil others. "Tired, aren't you? Find a place to sit down and have a bite to eat! Jiang Yan said to the three of them.

"Hmm!" Su Qingxuan and Jiang Hanxue both nodded, Jiang Yan saw that he was just about to walk to an empty table, Su Qingmei suddenly spoke, "Wait!" ”

Hearing the voice, the three of them all looked back at her, and when they saw the questioning eyes of the three of them, Su Qingmei said with a big eyebrow: "You said that if I came in with two feet, what would it say?" ”

Jiang Yan was speechless and burst into tears, aunt and grandmother! Are you always like a parrot? It's not easy for people to be parrots! Please spare me!

However, Jiang Yan's complaint in his heart could not stop Su Qingmei's curiosity, and he saw that the little girl ran out again in the parrot's weak voice of "come again next time". This time, she didn't step on her left or right foot in front of the door, but stood firm and jumped in!

When she jumped in, she looked at the parrot curiously, wanting to see what it had to say.

"Parrot tears, this Nima boss hasn't taught this situation either!" Who's this girl? This is also lacking in virtue! It's so embarrassing, and the bird still has a little sympathy.

The parrot, who felt the malice of the world, really wanted to say at this moment: "I'll your grandma!" Of course, it hadn't learned that either.

One second, two seconds, three seconds, Jiang Yan and the three of them, plus Su Qingmei, were all curiously waiting to see what the parrot would say.

"Boss! Someone plays with your house bird! After a few seconds of silence, the parrot was self-taught, shouting in the direction of the kitchen.

Jiang Yan was speechless, from this sentence he heard a full sadness, a full helplessness, a full fart! Hurry up and run away, you've broken the birds, and don't run away and wait for the boss to come out with a kitchen knife!

Thinking of this, Jiang Yan pulled his girlfriend and sister, who were still in a daze, and pulled Su Qingmei, who didn't react, and ran out of the door, watching the four of them run away, and the parrot shouted loudly behind him: "Bastard, don't run, the boss's bird still wants to run, and there is no door!" ”

At the same time, the boss came out with a kitchen knife in the restaurant: "Where is it, who dares to play Lao Tzu's bird?" Come over to me, I promise not to hack you to death! ”

Jiang Yan, who was running, trembled under his feet when he heard the words of this person and a bird, and almost fell to the ground, not frightened, the force value of a big star, ordinary ten or eight people really can't get close to him. The main reason is that the sentence "playing Lao Tzu's bird" is too special and has connotation.

Pulling the three pure girls, Jiang Yan decisively dodged and left, leaving only a back for the world. Stand up? Jokes, big stars are not stupid!

"Oops! Brother-in-law, what are you running! Su Qingmei, who was dragged out and ran away, looked at him unhappily when he saw Jiang Yan stop, "People haven't had enough fun!" ”

"Poof!" Jiang Yan couldn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, didn't have enough fun? You've spoiled other people's parrots, and you haven't played enough, how are you going to play?

At this moment, Jiang Yan found that it was a mistake for him to propose to go there. Have a bite to eat? It's good not to be chased!

Knowing that it would be useless to go back to tease the parrot, Su Qingmei pouted and started his shopping business again, and after shopping for half an hour, Jiang Yan added a few shopping bags to his body again.

Seeing that Su Qingmei still had no intention of stopping, and his girlfriend and sister did not show any signs of being tired, Jiang Yan secretly cried in his heart. No, I can't go on like this, I want to resist, I want to defend my rights, the big star gritted his teeth in his heart and thought.

"That green plum!" Jiang Yan spoke.

"Huh? What's wrong brother-in-law? ”

"Do you remember how comfortable and chic we were listening to books in the restaurant that day?"

"Don't you remember, did you ever do this?" Su Qingmei blinked, his eyes were a little puzzled.

"Then do you remember the day when we drank in the hotel and ate abalone and lobster?"

"I don't remember, when was this?" Su Qingmei was still puzzled.

"Then do you remember" Jiang Yan spoke again, and was interrupted by Su Qingmei in the middle of speaking, "Brother-in-law, let's talk about the point!" ”

"Aomei! Brother-in-law is hungry! ”

Su Qingxuan's face, which had been smiling, flashed a hint of strangeness, and Jiang Hanxue rolled her eyes speechlessly.

Su Qingmei: "If you're hungry, you said it earlier, a lot of crooked chatter, how do you know you're hungry if you don't say it!" Although you look at me very sincerely, I still don't know that you are hungry if you don't say it! The next time you're hungry, be sure to tell me, because even if you look at me with sincerity, I can't guess you're hungry! Brother-in-law, are you really hungry? ”

"Jiang Yan burst into tears, girl, are you so beautiful, have you watched "Journey to the West"? Is Tang Seng possessed by you? "Well, brother-in-law is hungry!"

"Then let's go get something to eat!" Su Qingxuan pointed to a restaurant next to her.

"Good! I felt a little hungry when we went to the parrot's restaurant before, but my brother-in-law dragged us out, and I thought you weren't hungry and didn't mention eating. Su Qingmei said confidently, as if it wasn't her who played the parrot so badly that everyone had to run away.

"Jiang Yan wants to cry, do you blame me? Blame me for not stopping you from breaking down other people's parrots? Are you hungry? When you're hungry, you'll play with other people's birds over and over again?

Walking into a restaurant next to him, Jiang Yan finally got a chance to take a break, and after ordering a few dishes, several people sat on their seats chatting and resting and waited for the food to be served.

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law! You can buy me a parrot too, and I'll raise one like that too! Su Qingmei was obsessed with that bird, and she remembered it again after this leisure.

"You? You can't raise it! Jiang Yan pouted.

"Why!" Su Qingmei was not convinced.

"Give you a day and you'll have to play the birds to death!" Jiang Yan rolled his eyes.

Su Qingmei was choked and ignored Jiang Yan, and turned around to pester her sister, "Sister, look, brother-in-law bullied me again!"

"You! In another year, you will be an adult, how can you still be like a child! Su Qingmei rubbed her hair dotingly and said with a smile.

"Oops! Wouldn't it take a year to become an adult? And you're my sister, how old am I to be a child in front of you! Su Qingmei began to be coquettish.

"You!" Su Qingxuan glared at her amusedly, and turned her head to look at Jiang Yan. It seems that in their eyes, Jiang Yan is omnipotent, and there is nothing he can't do.

"I" Jiang Yan was speechless, in your eyes, you can solve anything with your buddies! "It's not like such a smart parrot can be asked for, it's not easy to sell if you buy it!"

"Then forget it!" Su Qingxuan nodded with a smile and said to Su Qingmei, "Heard? Your brother-in-law can't help it! ”

"Humph!" Su Qingmei snorted angrily at Jiang Yan, and stopped being coquettish.

Jiang Yan touched his nose embarrassedly, what kind of sin is this, buddy! I knew that I wouldn't let her see any parrots if I was killed!

Just when Su Qingmei was sulking and several people didn't speak for a while, a conversation between a couple at the next table came over.

Man: "Why did you order such a bunch of meat dishes again?" ”

Woman: "What, you're worried about money?" ”

Man: "It's not about money or money, look at what you've become!" ”

The girl looked at her bucket-like figure, thinking that she used to have an A4 waist, and couldn't help but look at the boy with tears in her eyes: "You don't love me anymore!" ”

The boy was speechless: "Why don't I love you anymore!" ”

The woman also shed tears: "You said you like girls with a little meat!" ”

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