Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Peach You Sun Xiaokong Doesn't Dare to Eat, My Erlang God Comes (Two More Requests)
Regarding the new routines of Guanyin and others, Sun Xiaokong still has no idea.
However, at this time, Sun Xiaokong was working hard to cultivate.
For breaking through this Taiyi Golden Immortal Period, there is a little difficulty.
this day.
Pan Taoyuan is here.
It's not the Seven Fairies, it's Yang Jian.
Sun Xiaokong noticed that someone was coming, and immediately got up from his cultivation.
It seems that the person is Yang Jian, and Sun Xiaokong is also strange, what is this guy doing?
"You..."
"How can you break into the peach orchard?"
"Roll the calves for me. ”
Sun Xiaokong didn't bother to care what he was doing, and he just opened his mouth to pick people up.
"Haha, what am I doing?"
"You stand and watch. ”
As he spoke, Yang Jian walked directly to a peach tree, picked a large ripe peach, and ate it.
Nani?
A black question mark face popped up in Sun Xiaokong's mind???
What the hell is this?
Yang Jian ate the peach, looked at Sun Xiaokong and was stunned, and his heart was also happy.
Grandma, you're finally so angry with you, right?
So, after Yang Jian devoured it, he directly picked another peach and ate it.
While eating, he said arrogantly: "The peaches that your Sun Xiaokong doesn't dare to eat, I will eat them." ”
"You're so awesome~!"
Sun Xiaokong said that he was also strange in his heart, there must be a demon when things go wrong.
This is a new routine!
Could it be that he provoked himself and let himself learn from him to steal peaches to eat?
Is this so good to arrange a sin for yourself?
Yang Jian glanced at Sun Xiaokong with contempt, then ate the peaches in a big gulp, picked two more, and walked out swaggeringly.
"Hey, you're floating with a dog, I'm watching here, you're stealing peaches so swaggeringly?" Sun Xiaokong said a little unpleasantly.
I only heard Yang Jian calmly reply: "What?"
"Not convinced?"
"Coming to fight?"
"The Jade Emperor is my uncle, I can steal if I want, you have the ability to sue me?"
After speaking, Yang Jian thought about it and said, "I won't talk to you anymore, I'll go for a stroll and bring back a peach for my whistling dog by the way." ”
After speaking, Yang Jian swaggered outside.
Sun Xiaokong is really speechless, your sister!
Remember, you always have to pay it back.
Of course, this sentence is too platinum star and Guanyin to be taught, it is all played by Yang Jian himself.
In the Jade Emperor's dormitory.
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "Look, let's get this out, shouldn't the stone monkey doubt life?"
"He will definitely think that it is great to have relatives, and I can steal without relatives..."
"The most important thing is that we relaxed his vigilance and made him feel that it would not be a big deal to eat one or two peaches, right?"
Listening to Tai Bai Xing's words, the Jade Emperor and Guanyin nodded in unison.
"Then what if he doesn't steal?"
Listening to Guanyin's words, Tai Baixing smiled: "Don't steal and continue to stimulate him, let Nezha pick two peaches to eat tomorrow." ”
I have to say that Tai Bai Xing's trick really made Sun Xiaokong a little moved.
At this time, Sun Xiaokong thought, why are you so arrogant?
It's just that after thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong still held back.
If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan.
He is a man who wants to gnaw away the peach orchard, how can he mess up a big thing because of these two peaches?
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong directly took out a peach from his body and ate it.
As for going to the Jade Emperor to report, Sun Xiaokong didn't bother to bother with that effort, this look was the routine arranged by the Jade Emperor.
With that time to report, I might as well continue to cultivate.
"?"
"Why is he still there?"
When the Jade Emperor saw this scene, he was also stunned.
"Something is wrong, we have been staring at it all this time, he has already eaten more than 20 peaches, why do you still have peaches in his hand?"
"Could it be that he stole it in secret?"
Listening to Tai Bai Xing's words, the Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "No, I've been watching, he can't play this little trick." ”
"It's just strange, where did his peach come from?"
Guanyin also said with a puzzled face: "Not only the peach, but also the golden pill, you haven't noticed, how much gold pill has he eaten this time?"
"How could he have so many golden pills?"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "Jin Dan, I know, it's me... Forehead... Probably won last time I bet on horses..."
"In that case, won't our original plan be ruined?" Tai Bai Xing said a little weakly.
Originally, it was planned that Sun Xiaokong would steal peaches to the Seven Fairies, but now that Sun Xiaokong still has peaches in his hand, then this routine will not work.
Originally, the plan fell through, and the Jade Emperor lost his daughter and soldiers.
"Then continue this plan, and let Nezha stimulate him again tomorrow, I don't believe he can hold back." ”
Next.
Sun Xiaokong was still cultivating when he heard someone shouting to him.
"Hey... Dead monkey, I'm going to steal two peaches to eat!"
As soon as Sun Xiaokong opened his eyes, he saw Nezha, a little Lori, holding a leaf and scratching his face.
"Ouch I'll go, naughty!"
Saying that, Sun Xiaokong's face sank and said:
"You dare to steal peaches?"
"Believe it or not, I'm going to find your dad?"
"Cut!"
Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, Nezha smiled disdainfully, this time it was still the Jade Emperor's secret mission, and he was not afraid to find anyone.
So, in order to be able to trap Sun Xiaokong, Nezha also added jokes to himself: "I will tell you quietly, I often come to steal this peach." ”
"Not only me, but many people often come to steal food, eat one or two at a time, so many, not in the way. ”
After speaking, Nezha turned around in the garden, as if looking for a big peach.
Sun Xiaokong listened to Nezha's words, and didn't have to think about it, this special force was a routine.
Encourage yourself to steal peaches, and then convict yourself.
The last scene to make a big fuss in the heavenly palace?
Think beautifully... Exercise!
No, after Nezha looked around, he picked two big peaches.
One by one, he sat next to Sun Xiaokong with a peach, and then gnawed on the big peach in one bite.
deliberately seduced Sun Xiaokong.
I saw Nezha take a bite of the peach on his left hand, but he didn't eat it, and then he took a bite of the peach on his right hand.
This guy!
I saw Nezha's cherry mouth, which was really slow to eat, and Sun Xiaokong was a little anxious when he saw it.
Suddenly!
Sun Xiaokong pointed to the door and exclaimed:
"Look... The Queen Mother is here. ”
Nezha turned his head to look at it and muttered: "Where is there anyone, even if the Queen Mother comes, I eat two peaches..."
"My peach ???"
Nezha saw that he was empty-handed, and he was stunned on the spot.
Sun Xiaokong also looked confused, shook his head and said, "I don't know, who are you asking?"
"Bullshit, I don't know, dead monkey, did you hide my peach when I turned my head just now?"
Nezha also understood what was going on at this time, and looked at Sun Xiaokong with an angry face.
"I don't know, I swear I never hid your peaches, nor did I take your peaches. He said with a serious face.
Of course, Sun Xiaokong stuffed it directly into his mouth and ate it, and he didn't even have a peach beard left, and he definitely didn't take the peach or hide it.
Nezha was stunned when he heard Sun Xiaokong swearing.
She and Sun Xiaokong are currently in this peach orchard, it wasn't Sun Xiaokong who hid it, who is that?