Chapter 3: He'd better not go too far
Hu Feifei didn't want to go, and wanted to invite Luo Qianfan to dinner in the evening. It just so happened that Song Xiaobeard and Lao Kai called, and they were still thinking about the things reported.
Hu Feifei said that he and Lao Kai were simply called over for dinner, and thanked them by the way, and the location was decided by Luo Qianfan. Luo Qianfan chose "Wu Sister-in-law's Home Cooking".
"Wu Sister-in-law's Home Cooking" is near Hongcheng University, and Luo Qianfan and Lao Kai often visited when they were in college, and they also called Song Xiaomushou.
The three of them ate the most, and Lao Kai invited the most, and his family was the richest. Luo Qianfan also invited occasionally, at that time, Song Xiaobeard had already gone to work to earn money, but he was the most picky, and he basically didn't invite if he didn't force it. Even if he doesn't pay for it, there are people in the jurisdiction under his jurisdiction who are willing to settle the bill for him, open a chess and card room, open a bathroom, and be on call, in the words of Song Xiaobeard, this is called harmonious coexistence, and everyone takes what they need.
The boss of "Sister-in-law Wu's Home Cooking" is surnamed Dou, with a big head and face, big hands and feet, thick waist and thick legs, but his eyes are small, and his fine light is bursting, like a martial arts master. The proprietress is surnamed Wu, in her early 30s, as big as her man, Luo Qianfan began to call her "Sister Wu", at that time the name of the restaurant was still "Sister Wu's Home Cooking", and then the body quickly gained weight, "Sister Wu" was quickly upgraded to "Sister Wu", the hotel also changed its name, and the business was better than before.
The couple and Luo Qianfan are very familiar with each other, Lao Kai often calls her brother and sister-in-law, and sometimes calls her "Pan Jinlian", saying some rumors, you kick me and I touch you, the boss is not angry, and he still comes over to toast and serve.
One night, Luo Qianfan ate late, the boss was not there, and the guests in the store were gone, and finally Lao Kai asked the proprietress to eat together, she was not polite, sat next to Lao Kai, fought with his fists, and talked about yellow jokes with Lao Kai.
The more he ate, the more he was happy, Lao Kai was not honest, patted the proprietress on the thigh and said: "The dishes are delicious, I don't know if people are delicious." ”
The proprietress smiled: "How do you know if it's delicious if you don't taste it?" ”
Old Kaiha's squash is about to flow out. After eating, Luo Qianfan and Song Xiaobeard were sent to go first, Luo Qianfan glared at him and said to be careful of his husband, "With your small body, he can fan you to the wall with a slap." ”
Luo Qianfan and Song Xiaobeard don't know about the rest of the matter, I don't know if Lao Kai succeeded, anyway, no matter how they asked later, Lao Kai just didn't say what happened to him and the boss. After that, the food was eaten, the wine was drunk, and the boss with big hands and big faces and small eyes still happily served the wine and food, but Lao Kai flirted with the proprietress less.
Hu Feifei had a private car and took Luo Qianfan to the hotel. Song Xiaobeard and Lao Kai have not yet arrived. Sister-in-law Wu let them in, looked at Luo Qianfan and looked at Hu Feifei meaningfully: "Xiao Luo, you haven't been here for more than a year." Zhao Kai and Song Tan said that you went to make a fortune in other places. ”
"If you make a ghost fortune, will you come back if you really get rich? Sister-in-law Wu, let's go upstairs and sit down, and Zhao Kai and Song Tan will also come in a while, and let them go upstairs to find us. ”
"Okay, you can sit in whichever private room is empty."
Luo Qianfan was familiar with the road, found a small private room, turned on the air conditioner by himself, and went downstairs to pick up a pot of cold white and carry it up, which was similar to being at his own home.
poured a glass of water and handed it to Hu Feifei, Hu Feifei said: "You are very familiar with the proprietress and don't patronize her, right?" ”
Luo Qianfan said: "I have been studying on the other side for four years, and I come at least once a week or two, how many times can you count?" After saying that, he pondered that something was wrong: "What did you just say, 'patronize her'?" ”
Hu Feifei giggled. As he was talking, the stairs sounded, and before anyone else heard the goose-like laughter, "Camel, I heard that you brought a beautiful woman!" As soon as the door opened, the little man Lao Kai was standing outside in a plaid shirt, and behind him stood Song Xiaomu, who was a head taller than him.
Hu Feifei hurriedly stood up and stretched out her hand: "Hello, my name is Hu Feifei." Thank you very much last night......"
Lao Kai stepped forward and held her hand with both hands and never let go: "It's all a family, don't be polite, it's the responsibility of every good citizen to be brave, hey, hey, what do I say, all the women who can't tell the camel are beautiful one by one, look at this beauty, it's so fragrant!" Come on, come on, sit, camel, you get to the side and let ......"
The camel was helpless, so he watched him play with the treasure.
Lao Kai grabbed Hu Feifei's hand and sat between Hu Feifei and Luo Qianfan: "What's your name...... Fei Fei, what a name. Fei Fei, I sue you, if it weren't for me last night, you would have been miserable, I took a look from afar, hey, it's not good, there are bad people! went up and kicked the man to the ground, hit him more than a dozen times in the mouth with a bow left and right, his face was swollen, and he knelt on the ground and called grandpa. I said that you can't call grandma, it's okay to be a bastard in broad daylight! After the fight, I carried you out of the car, and it was then that the useless goods of the two of them arrived.
"Having said so much, let me introduce myself, my surname is Zhao, Zhao Kai, I have played with camels since I was a child, and I have done a small business, just a small business, and I will make three or two million a year."
Lao Kai chattered for a long time, and the "arrogant" Hu Feifei was amused by him.
Luo Qianfan patted Lao Kai: "Brother, it's almost there!" You've touched the hairs off people's hands! ”
Hu Feifei said: "The hair is gone, and the hands are numb. ”
Lao Kai counted Luo Qianfan: "Camel, are you jealous, you will become a family after sleeping all night last night?" Also protect food! Remember, you're the one with the object! ”
Hu Feifei pulled out his hand and asked, "Your asshole saw that we were sleeping?" What posture is used? ”
"Yo, I like this sister's personality! So you ...... last night."
"Go, go!" Song Xiaomou grabbed Lao Kai's neck and pulled him to the seat next to him: "Lao Kai, you're so noisy!" And get down to business. ”
Song Xiaobeard asked Hu Feifei to sit in the right position, facing the door, Lao Kai sat opposite her, his back to the door, he and Luo Qianfan were on the left and right. After taking a seat, the menu was ordered, and the beer and cold dishes were served first, Luo Qianfan introduced Lao Kai and Song Xiaobeard to Hu Feifei, and then introduced Hu Feifei to them.
Lao Kai's eyes widened after listening to the introduction: "You colleagues? That's a coincidence, isn't it? Fortunately, I made a timely move yesterday, so reporter Hu didn't ......"
Song Xiaopu took a cucumber strip and stuffed it into his mouth, preventing him from continuing to talk nonsense.
Luo Qianfan said that there was more coincidence, "Do you know who that man is?" Our department director Wu Youli! Otherwise, why don't you look up his license plate. In fact, he didn't think about anything about Fei Fei, he was just drunk and misunderstood......"
Hu Feifei was unhappy: "Luo Qianfan, are you worried about my face?" Think I'm a girl, it's a shame to say it? Don't! I am a man who lives clearly and honestly! That bastard had been trying to beat me up for a long time, and last night he said he was taking me to meet a client, and they knew each other, and they joined forces to pour me, one moment red, one moment white, and one moment yellow, and drunk me, if it weren't for you, something would have happened. It is because of this that Luo Qianfan offended Wu Youli, and Wu Youli made it difficult for him in just one day, I think it will be indispensable to wear small shoes in the future, what can you do to help him? ”
Hu Feifei asked for help, but he didn't expect Lao Kai to applaud instead: "It's good, it's good to wear small shoes, once you wear small shoes, you can walk a good road in ten years!" And don't you see it? The camel guy is quiet on the surface, but he is very rampant on the inside, and there is no one in his eyes, so it is good for him to let him suffer. ”
Hu Feifei looked at Luo Qianfan: "What kind of bullshit friend did you make?" He burst out laughing.
Song Xiaobeard said: "Reporter Hu, don't worry, you don't know about camels, Wu Youli had better not go too far, camels can generally endure it, and it is convenient for others, but if it is too much, Wu Youli will regret it!" ”
Hu Feifei rolled her eyes and looked at Luo Qianfan: "You will still accumulate anger and turn into biting?" ”
"I'm a hammer, don't listen to them, they are a profiteer, a moth, and what they are best at is to fall into a hole for me. The fortune teller said that I ate a lot of Wang Ba in my last life, and those Wang Ba reincarnated in this life will become my enemies and torture me, and the two of them are! ”
Hu Feifei laughed again.
Eating and drinking late, when the game was about to end, the proprietress sister-in-law Wu came to toast and asked Hu Feifei's name, is it Luo Qianfan's girlfriend?
After Luo Qianfan denied it, the proprietress said: "Scared me, I thought Qianfan was separated from that, how good that girl is!" ”
Lao Kai smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, don't you see it? Is Hu Feifei my girlfriend? ”
Sister-in-law Wu pouted: "It's not good to look at your appearance, you are not enough to lift shoes for girls." ”
Hu Feifei smiled and leaned back, copied a bottle of beer and had to make a bottle with Sister-in-law Wu, and asked Sister-in-law Wu after drinking: "Have you seen Luo Qianfan's former girlfriend?" What does it look like? ”
Sister-in-law Wu said: "Of course it's good, but you can't drink a bottle of beer in three days, and you have more than her grandfather." Hu Feifei laughed again and said, "No wonder you all love to come here to eat, the proprietress is cute!" ”
Hu Feifei was about to go to the checkout, but Lao Kai stopped: "How can I let you pay the bill for the first meal!" Brother Tan, it's time for you to settle the bill. ”
Song Tan was unhappy: "Why did I settle the bill?" ”
Luo Qianfan said, "I'll come." got up to go, but was stopped by Lao Kai: "You haven't let you go to work for a day, what are you robbing him of?" The mustache treats without him spending money. ”
Song Xiaobeard didn't want to fold his face in front of the woman, and smiled slightly, "Okay, okay, I'll please." I made a call, "Hey, Lao Zhang, I'm Song Tan, I'm eating at 'Sister-in-law Wu's Home Cooking', come over and eat together?" ”
After a while, a middle-aged man about 40 years old hurriedly came, and nodded at Song Xiaobeard when he entered the door, "Officer Song, thank you for still thinking about me, I have already settled the account on the counter just now......"
Song Xiaobeard picked his teeth and snorted, without even saying a word of thanks.
**Naked knock on the bamboo! After Lao Zhang left, Luo Qianfan asked Song Xiaozi: "Is this a chess and card room, or a bathhouse?" Song Xiaomoustache said, "This is a lock!" ”
Luo Qianfan pointed at Song Xiaomu's nose and scolded him: "You are so bad!" Shame on you policemen, and if you die, you will go to hell! ”
Song Xiaobeard disagreed: "These grandsons don't deserve sympathy, those few who open chess and card rooms, open bathhouses, and unlock locks, make black money, and don't have a few good things." Besides, it's better to go to hell, hell must have more chances to make a fortune than heaven! ”
When they went downstairs, Luo Qianfan and Song Xiaobeard walked in front, and Hu Feifei and Lao Kai left behind. Hu Feifei asked Lao Kai: "Luo Qianfan's girlfriend is also your classmate?" ”
Lao Kai asked rhetorically: "Which one do you say?" ”
"How many more girlfriends can there be? Isn't that what the boss lady said? ”
"That's not! That is a classmate, chased the camel for four years and didn't catch up, the camel didn't bird her, she went to this restaurant for a meal before graduation, crying like Liu Bei, saying that she was a sheep, the camel was a well, she fell into this well and didn't climb out for four years. ”
"Luo Qianfan is ruthless enough."
"This is called single-mindedness, he has a real girlfriend, he talked about it in high school, he swears by the mountains and the sea, the relationship is very good, how many years have the two been separated, not in Hongcheng!"