Chapter 1 About My Reincarnation as a Slime

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Today's wind is very noisy, just like Wang Xiaohammer's heart is very uncalm at the moment, he is in trouble, a big trouble.

Unexpectedly, as a closed beta officer, as soon as he came out of the novice village to farm monsters, he encountered a boss-level monster, a cute slime.

That's right, a cute slime, a slime with a purple blood bar on the head, according to the design of the boss-level monster blood bar in the game "Demon King, Don't Mess In" - purple, blue, green, yellow, orange and red seven layers of blood - it can be inferred that if you want to kill the demon king in front of you who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, you have to cut its blood bar from purple all the way to red to gray, but he has full defense power because he is afraid of pain, and the attack power points are zero.

Wang Xiaohammer couldn't help but sweat with remorse on his forehead. The speed point is also zero, which means that you can't run away.

What are you kidding, a monster like a slime that is at the lowest level of the food chain and can only be attacked, how can it be a demon king, which brain-dead program ape put a bug.

He silently took off the turtle shield that was thicker than the city wall from his back, and slammed it in front of him, not knowing if he would be beaten if he quit the game so soon, according to the rules of the game, it takes twenty-four hours to be resurrected in place after death in the game, and he couldn't help but flash in his mind the director's face comparable to Serinuma Huayi, a chubby face, and big glasses flashing full of rotten light.

Since one day because of an accident, I learned her secret, and attacked a group of male colleagues behind my back.

This time he was "lucky" to be placed on the closed beta list, and she seems to be behind her. He already had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, so was it true?

To be honest, he didn't want to get this luck, although as the world's first sneaky VR game comparable to "Sword Art Online", Fang was born as soon as it was still in the closed beta stage, and it was already famous overseas. The potential danger is unknown, and he is not interested in games, even though he is also a programmer ape.

But there was no way, in order not to be metabolized by the juniors before the age of thirty, and because of the hateful promoter behind the scenes, he could only sign an agreement with tears and act as a guinea pig.

"Little Hammer, do you want a wife?" Just as he was waiting for him, about to test whether he had the aura of the protagonist, the slime on the opposite side suddenly spoke.

Wang Xiaozhu: !! ∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ

Can slimes talk? No, monsters can talk? Wait, why does this voice, this kind of manipulation, smell familiar?

He asked tentatively, "Director?"

The slime on the other side immediately showed a humanized expression, which was the expression of Bingguo's correct answer.

"That's right, it's me, you must be wondering, why I met you this way, it's because I want to test the bug ......"

You're the biggest bug, hey! Wang Xiaozhu couldn't help but complain secretly.

"How to say it," slime pushed the non-existent glasses with his "hand", "You also know, this game has a setting about natural skills, unlike the regular game that requires players to choose a profession before they can determine the direction of talent skills, this game requires the player to die and resurrect before there is a small probability of activating talent skills, and the activated talent skills are also traceable, for example, if the player encounters a monster with poison, it is possible to activate [first-level anti-poison] after death and resurrection Innate skills, you know, you know?"

"Of course I know this setting, but does it have anything to do with you coming here?" Wang Xiaohammer took a step back and asked vigilantly.

"Puff...... she suddenly "covered her mouth" and laughed, the expression that obviously she had sketched some kind of indescribable picture in her mind first, which made Wang Xiaozhu's bad premonition even stronger.

"If I'm not mistaken, in your style, all attribute points are defense, so I just want to see what kind of talent skills the monster with the [Attack Invincible] talent skill will make you activate after killing you, and I'm a little excited to think about it. The slime was eager to try it.

Wang Xiaozhu couldn't help but take another step back, and said tremblingly: "You better be a person." ”

"From here, let the world suffer! !!Conquer everything," the slime laughed wildly, just like the kind of smile that the gray wolf treats the beautiful sheep, and the magic power on his body swings to the sky, and the vast magic power condenses a smirking grimace in the air, and the grimace spits out an incomparably strong black spear from his mouth, attacking Wang Xiaohammer.

"Don't——"

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"Insert a piece of news, FFF Group companies ...... closed beta of "Demon King, Don't Mess In...... One person died, the deceased was male...... Cause of Death...... Preliminary judgment of experts...... Overtime...... Sudden Death ......"

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"What's the situation?" After Wang Xiaozhu woke up, he found that he was in the boundless darkness, very confused, and wanted to say that he couldn't see his five fingers, but he felt as if he had no hands, no feet, no nose and ears, nothing, as if he had a lump of consciousness left.

No, I'm supposed to be in the nutrition pod, but it's dark and rumbling, and there's a feeling of weightlessness, like a cosmic vacuum, but I can breathe, let me think about it...... Oh yes, I was exiting the game after I was killed by the Director, and suddenly the words and icons that read "Warning! Glitch!" popped up......

"So I'm dead, so I'm a ghost now?" Wang Xiaozhu thought calmly, he was also "surprised" at his calmness, was it because he didn't have a body? He thought to himself, okay, although I don't know what the situation is, but what should I do next? I have to find something to do, it's boring.

Before he "died", he was just a programmer ape who worked 996 every day and often worked overtime and had to face a mid-life crisis, a single dog uncle who had been in the womb for almost 30 years, living a life of two o'clock and one line every day, and his only interest was probably reading novels and sleeping at home, in short, life was as monotonous and boring as toilet paper after use, and a little empty, but he just enjoyed it.

It's a pity to die like this, it's a pity to think about it, he thinks, so far he hasn't even touched the girl's hand, in addition, his parents divorced very early, and they formed a family, and they didn't have to worry about it, but there was no way to deal with the things in a few T's hard drives, which made him a little distressed.

It took three days, maybe a week, maybe a month, who knows, he still had nothing to do, continued to wander in the endless darkness, he didn't know where he was, he didn't know what state he was in now, and he didn't know what would come next, but he felt that it seemed good to go on like this, just a little boring, just like sleeping.

This state lasted for an unknown amount of time, until one day, he acquired two things, as if they were born with a gift, and one day he suddenly discovered them.

"[Wrath of the King] ...... [RPG] ......" Wang Xiaoshu muttered, is there a talent skill? At this time, shouldn't a system pop up and say: Congratulations to the player for obtaining the skill [Wrath of the King] [Role-play......ing]? What kind of broken skill is this?!What kind of king is angry?!What kind of role-playing?!It's not a serious skill at first glance!

Wang Xiaohammer almost wanted to flip the table.

However, there is no system bubbling, perhaps wearing it with a natural skill...... Wait, when it comes to the setting of natural skills, how can it have a familiar taste?

Well, I must have thought too much, I hope so......

Although there was no system bubbling, he also found that he seemed to have encountered something terrible.

"So...... Have I crossed?or, am I crossing?" Wang Xiaozhu calmly thought about the current situation.

Anyway, shouldn't I be dumbfounded at this time, and shout that I crossed over, but I don't seem to be shocked, and I don't have a mouth or eyes, no matter, just go with the flow.

In the process of drifting in the boundless darkness, because of boredom, he studied two innate skills, but in fact, he didn't need to study them, and naturally knew their use, [The Wrath of the King]...... (OS: So who took this name), normally speaking, it is a passive skill, which will be triggered after being attacked (provided that it can withstand the opponent's attack), passively "eat" the object, analyze the composition, and grab everything (including cells, abilities, memories, etc.), for example, if he eats a stone, then he really "digests" everything of the stone, and there is no problem of removing dross.

Well, it seems that there is no need to think about going to the toilet, he thought, isn't the happiest thing in life to be without eating, drinking, and going to the toilet?

Because [role-playing] ...... (OS: So how did this skill come about), normally speaking, it is a simulated form, which can be mimicked into the appearance of the eaten object, and it is out-and-out, which means that if the eaten object is going to go to the toilet, then he still needs the toilet after the mimicry, which is very distressing.

But if it is an object that does not need to go to the toilet in a mimic, he seems to be unable to mimic it, for example, if it is mimicked into a stone, he cannot do it, because the stone is a dead thing, and there is no setting for mimicking a dead thing.

Thinking about it, if I have become a dead thing, how can I become a living thing again, really, make me happy in vain, Wang Xiaozhu sighed.

As for why these two things appeared on him, he didn't really want to investigate, or he didn't dare to imagine, what was the tragic reason that led him to obtain these two broken skills, he really didn't dare to imagine.

Slowly, I don't know how long it took, one day, a point of light appeared in front of him, which stood out in the darkness, and this point of light gradually magnified, and then engulfed him.

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Wang Xiaohammer magnified from the point of light to engulfing him, he kept "staring" at the "eyes", and after a flash of white light, he saw this place clearly.

The blue sky and white clouds, the ancient trees are dense and towering, the river is murmuring, and the air is full of the fragrance of flowers and plants.

This kind of water ball-shaped creature that can only bounce and walk looks stupid, Wang Xiaohammer doesn't know their names too much, it is clearly a slime.

Cute Slime ...... This sense of déjà vu...... (The image of the Slime Demon King dominated by the director unnaturally pops up in my mind)

Σ(゚Д゚;)

Could it be ...... I've traveled back to the game "Demon King, Don't Mess Around"?!

Wait, this bad feeling...... Why can't I turn my neck and not see my hands and feet, can I say...... Looking at the group of slimes in front of him, Wang Xiaohammer had a bad premonition, he quickly moved his body, but he jumped up (the premonition was stronger), he hurriedly jumped to the river, and looked at his reflection.

"I'm reincarnated as a slime!!"

No wonder this place is so familiar, isn't this the nightmare mountain range outside the novice village?

Wang Xiaozhu: ???

Why? God why is you playing with me like this? No, maybe I'm still in the game, I want to be calm, and if I think about it, there are a lot of doubts, maybe it's the director's prank, try to pop up the menu interface with your mind, and see if you can find an exit...... Uh, why isn't there a menu interface?Nor is there a character attribute panel?Is it because my current identity is a monster, and there is no monster option in the race selection screen, so I can't open the interface? In this way, there is no health bar on the brains of those slime monsters......

Evenly, it's over, I've really crossed over...... Wang Xiaohammer lost his soul and was stunned.

I've seen all kinds of crossings in the novel.,Anyway.,It's a person.,Even if it's not a person.,At least some combat effectiveness.,But what the hell is a slime?,This kind of monster with the most combat effectiveness in any setting.,Generally speaking, you can't survive three chapters of small characters......

Wait! When the director came down to become a slime with high authority, that slime has the strength of a demon king, could it be that my slime is also a boss who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?

Thinking of this, hope suddenly burned in his heart, even if he was arranged by fate to become one of the crossing crowd, but as long as he has a strong golden finger, then he still has hope to surpass Caiyue Ang and will not become the worst male protagonist.

Then try the strength of my Demon King, the Demon King's journey is the sea of stars, and the first stop is to conquer a group of slimes here.

"Ha, start here, let the world suffer! Conquer everything!!" He imitated the director's movements, posed, aimed at the group of slimes in front of him, and raised a middle finger.

The group of slimes in front of him looked blankly at the middle of their eyes, and continued to bury their heads in eating the rich aquatic plants, and the scene once fell into the embarrassment of crows flying by.

Suddenly, the dense grass sounded, and a slime that was one size bigger than the average slime came out, and a Q bomb full of collision knocked him into the river, it seemed that he behaved strangely, shouldn't the slime be jumping up and down to sell cuteness, why should he think about life, so as soon as it came up, he kicked Wang Xiaohammer in a daze into the river, took a bath and was sober.

Wang Xiaohammer sobered up, it turned out that he was not the demon king, he was annoyed and angry, jumped from the river, and faced the wind!

"Detected being attacked, [Wang's Wrath] triggered!" an inexplicable voice came out of his head.

Because you were attacked, did you trigger the passive talent skill [Wrath of the King]?

After the mind was selected to confirm the activation, I saw that Wang Xiaohammer's body suddenly dissolved in the air, turning into a pool of mucus like an umbrella cover, quickly wrapping the large slime, and the large slime was quickly decomposed without a few struggles.

"Analyzing......" The strange voice popped up in my head again, like an emotionless mechanical voice, and then it didn't appear again.

[Structure: 80% moisture, 5% fat, 10% protein......]

[Mana: 4]

[Magic: None]

[Passive Skill: None]

[Substances that cannot be broken down and absorbed are automatically converted into mana...... Mana Swap Complete]

......

This information naturally popped up in his mind, as if his brain produced a "machine spirit" and had his own thoughts, and then he felt that his body was growing rapidly, and in a blink of an eye, it was bigger, Wang Xiaozhu felt that if his combat power was 1 at first, then his current combat power can reach 5.

So he replaced King Slime as the king of the place. Unexpectedly, in the end, he took the first step to conquer the sea of stars, albeit passively.

The heart-wrenching thing is that this passive skill cannot be actively used, and requires a crucial condition - to be attacked - and the subject's mana value cannot be too high, as for how much it cannot be too high, he asked "brain", the brain is really a big guy, Gao Leng disdainfully replied, just when he suspected that he was suffering from schizophrenia, the brain fed back a string of information: all the right to interpret belongs to the "brain".

Wang Xiaohammer was speechless for a moment.

It seems that I am really sick, and I am not lightly ill.

......

Slime, as the lowest-grade creature in any setting, the best choice for novices to farm monsters, the IQ is naturally not high, Wang Xiaohammer with his human wisdom, and more powerful combat power than other slimes, naturally became the king of these dozens of slimes.

Although it is a slime, as long as there is no danger, it is quite comfortable to live in this area as a king, because there is a water source next to it, and there are water plants paid tribute by the slimes under his hand as food, and he has no big ambitions, and it seems to be quite good to continue like this.

"It's a pity there is no Tintin. This is his only regret, obviously there are a few slimes that look very delicate, and he is the king here. It doesn't seem to matter if there is a Tintin or not, as long as you dare to untie some kind of shackles, but it seems that slimes don't have sex.Don't ye, is this really good?Anyway, how did I come up with this dangerous idea of crossing races and sexuals?(Director: Ho Ho Ho...... )

Aside from that, life is quite comfortable.

But the good days didn't last long, on this day, out of nowhere, a litter of bear children came out of nowhere, and three punches and two kicks overturned his slime army, unfortunately, he was beaten, the key is that he can't beat others, so although it triggered the [Wang's Wrath] But he didn't dare to try to use it, one is because the other party's mana value is much higher than him, and he is a novice player who is used as a monster brush to see how high the mana value can be, even if he is the Slime King, he just has more experience, and the other is because he recognized the identity of this group of bear children - the NPC of the novice village, before he figured out the world, he used [Wang's Wrath] to kill the NPC, I don't know what the consequences will be.

As for the reason why he wasn't beaten to slag like other slimes, it's simply because......

"This guy was quite resistant to beating, and he almost ran away. A little imp with pigtails on his head said unhappily.

......

A behemoth monster resembling a griffin swept over the rolling mountains, and everything was silent as the eagle looked at the tiger ring.

Several cooking smoke rises, and overlooking it, it is a primitive tribe surrounded by wood and stone. A group of children were humming and practicing their movements in the square, and the noon sun warmly shone on the old people on crutches, the children who hummed, the men who pretended to be serious, and the women who washed and dried.

Seven or eight children ran out of the forest, shouting and running into the tribe.

In the center of the tribal square there was a circular altar with a rusty sword stuck in the mossy altar.

Seeing this sword, a faint luster flashed in the eyes of the behemoth monster, as if it was afraid or something, and suddenly swept over the tribe.

The people below didn't seem to feel that they had just walked through the ghost gate, but it was strange that it was suddenly dark and bright again, as if they blinked their eyes and continued to do their own work.

"Let's eat!" a group of children ranging in age from three to five rushed into the tribe, shouting for food, causing the older children who were practicing to winkle their eyebrows.

"Eat a fart!Where have you little bunnies gone!!!" A one-eyed beard with a tendon-covered flesh, as strong and tall as a minotaur, and a standard Chinese face, angrily slapped the back of the head of the child.

"Ouch, what are you hitting me for, Daddy. The pigtail imp said in pain.

"Stinky boy, you will be six years old soon, and you are still running around blindly with your younger brothers and sisters all day long, how many times have I told you, the mountains are full of dangers, and there are powerful monsters everywhere, starting tomorrow, you will start training for me like them. Sean glared.

There are many jackals, tigers and leopards, fierce beasts and poisonous insects in the mountains, and there are many monsters rampant, human beings, to be precise, including the so-called humans, pig-headed people, goblins, dwarves, elves and other intelligent races of this tribe, are actually only a few, and the monsters are the masters of this vast mountain. They have existed since the beginning of human beings, and powerful monsters can move mountains and seas, while human beings can only struggle to survive in the cracks, fighting with the sky, the earth, monsters, and other races, which has become the norm.

"Huh?!"

"Oh, mud monkey, you have today!" the group of big kids who practiced suddenly burst into laughter.

Wang Xiaohammer, who incarnated as a slime, was also a little gloating, and he was tossed by this unlucky child along the way, but the next moment he couldn't laugh, and was pinched and kneaded by the angry mud monkey in his hand, becoming a punching bag.

"You wait for me!" Wang Xiaohammer gritted his teeth. Looking forward to revenge one day, but when he saw the half-large pig-shaped monster cubs in the yard who had become pets like him, he felt that it seemed good to be a pet, because he estimated his combat power and regretted that it was not an opponent.

"Whew, it's time to eat!"

As the sound of the meal starting, both the big children and the little ones were in a mess and ran towards Grandpa Brian, who was in charge, and behind him was Sean, who was blowing his beard and glaring. The old people and women all shook their heads and laughed when they saw this scene, this is a rare warm time in the vast mountains full of dangers.

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