111 went to ask for a mother-in-law
"Sally, I think there's a bit of something to take. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" The person who spoke was Bao Hai, who was urged by his parents two days ago. At this time, he was holding his hands and carrying it on his back, full of gifts, and he was too little!
Hearing this, the stewardess ignored him and walked by herself, with empty sleeves, but she also looked relaxed.
After a while, Bao Hai began to nag again.
What are I wearing?
Why did I go like this, doesn't it seem abrupt?
And so on, and so on.
As she spoke, the flight attendant couldn't stand it at all, so she came to show her hand and stroked her eyebrows and said, "I'll kiss you, dear husband." Can we be quiet for a while? ”
"Okay, okay, I'm quiet." As soon as the stewardess said this, Bao Hai was also obedient and immediately shut up. I just don't know why, my mouth is closed, but I don't know what the breath sounds are, and it becomes unusually heavy.
"Whirring", the flight attendant listened to the side, like thunder.
"Oh God! Save my husband and let him not be so nervous! "I couldn't stand Bao Hai, a god-nagging flight attendant, so I had no choice but to pray to God.
Speaking of Bao Hai, too, I'll see you when I see it, anyway, it's not the first time I've seen it, what's the big deal. If you really count it, Bao Hai is still the benefactor of their family, if it weren't for Bao Hai, it is estimated that the fate of his family will not be so good, displacement is the lightest, and it is not necessarily impossible for the family to be ruined.
The smell of Toronto is still the kind of flavor that is full of inclusions, and Bao Hai smells this smell from the moment he gets off the plane. Although it is completely different from the kind of freedom and natural charm of Blue Flame Island, it can be regarded as unique.
This is where most of the world's population is concentrated, and the security forces here are almost in danger of being laid off. It is a place where cultures from all over the world are fully embraced and assimilated, forming a unique and yet charming culture - Toronto culture.
Walking down the street, it's clear that the people here are living a leisurely life. I can't see the fatigue of running around for a living and working hard for a day.
There is just the enjoyment of the slow-paced life, the kind of people who meet each other, and greet each other with a smile, which completely embodies the feeling of truth, goodness and beauty, which is the famous international modern metropolis of Toronto.
But in such an environment, there is a person who behaves a little out of place. The people here are all good-looking, and they all exude a sense of lightness. But this man is like the after-effects of polio - his face is expressionless, his forehead is sweaty, his body is shaking, his legs are shaking.
You don't need to ask to know that this person is here to invite the mother-in-law and the father-in-law's Bao Hai.
Just like him, the flight attendant didn't know how many times she said it along the way, but it just didn't work.
To describe Bao Hai in one sentence is, no matter if you say it or not, your expressionless face is here, and you will never give up; Whether you ask or not, your legs are still shaking, and you can't give up!
Ding-dong, ding-dong.
"Who? Come on! "Listening to the voice, it looks like Bao Hai's mother-in-law.
"Mom, it's me, I'm back." When the flight attendant heard her mother's voice, her face instantly turned red.
Along the way, she said Bao Hai all the way, but she didn't expect that in the end, Bao Hai calmed down, and she was stuck. No, maybe that's the nature of women, who knows?
With a creak, the door opened, leaking out of it, a woman who looked seven points like the flight attendant, and knew that this was the flight attendant's mother without asking.
"Hello, aunt." Bao Hai saw that it was his mother-in-law who opened the door, so he hurriedly bowed and said hello.
"Xiaohai is here, come in, come in. Sally, don't stand stupidly, hurry up and bring Xiaohai in. The mother-in-law saw that Bao Hai was coming, and the enthusiasm mentioned ninety-nine.
The flight attendant "......" was completely speechless, she could be considered to have experienced how Bao Hai felt in normal times.
As soon as he entered the door, he heard his father-in-law's voice coming from the bathroom door. "Xiaohai, you're here. Come on, come on, do it quickly. "Anyway, the old man just went in and hasn't taken off his pants yet. As a result, as soon as he heard that Bao Hai was coming, he rushed out in a panic with his pants up.
"Come on, come on, Xiaohai, you eat more of this dish, this is your uncle and mine's specialty." When he was late, the old man brought a plate of fruit salad and asked Bao Hai to eat more, saying that this was his specialty dish, and asked Bao Hai to eat more.
As everyone knows, this is the fourth plate that Bao Hai ate today, I ate a plate on the plane, at lunch, my mother-in-law made a plate for Bao Hai in advance, and during afternoon tea, the flight attendant came to a love fruit salad, and now it is a fruit salad for dinner, and Bao Hai just wants to vomit. It's horrible! It's horrible!
When Bao Hai pinched his nose and finished eating the last piece, the old man's face was so happy. It looked like a three-year-old child had just gotten the toy he had been looking for for a long time, but it actually said that the proper noun - old child.
I don't know why, in Western countries, they drink soup first, and then eat. But in Sally's house, it's the same as our Chinese habit of eating first and then drinking soup. This may have something to do with the fact that Bao Hai's old man is half Chinese.
Anyway, when he was drinking the soup, he stood up and didn't say anything, first bowing three times. Then he wanted to stand and speak, but he was persuaded by his father-in-law, sat on a chair, and after talking about the main purpose of this visit, he got up and bowed three times.
The scene was made unusually formal by Bao Hai, but I didn't know that Bao Hai didn't want to do this, but when he came, he checked it on the Internet, and what it said seemed to be like this.
Anyway, he didn't understand, he originally wanted to ask Bao's father, but he was afraid of being beaten out, so he hesitated at Bao's door for a long time, but he couldn't step into that threshold. When the time finally came, I had no choice but to leave it at that, and when I arrived at the scene, Bao Hai held the idea that stretching out his head was a knife and shrinking his head was also a knife, so he did it according to what was said on the Internet.
But Bao Hai didn't know that his father-in-law was more nervous than him at this time. It's just that, after all, he has watched a generation, and the qi cultivation kung fu is not comparable to Bao Hai, so that Bao Hai feels that now, his father-in-law is looking at him up and down with wide eyes. But I don't know that his father-in-law was said to be stupid, and he hasn't reacted yet.
That's it, the two men stared at each other, no one spoke, and in the end, the flight attendant couldn't stand it anymore, and threw out a cruel sentence directly, do you agree? If you don't agree, just wait for the older generation next year!!