Chapter 1005: Laughing Pee! (5th Watch)
[Five more ask for tickets, ask for collection, ask for rewards! ] 】
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The first set of shots in "Crazy Stone" is the high-altitude cableway, and Xie Xiaomeng's flirtatious sister is beaten.
With an action, the lens turned from black to bright, and the 70mm high-definition lens in the distance reflected all the ancient cities shrouded in faint river fog into the film. Chongqing, an ancient mountain city, is an emerging metropolis in the new century, and its rapid growth has led to its complexity and uncertainty. The most notable are the residential buildings built halfway up the mountain, and the ropeways and trains that shuttle through the floors.
Countless criss-crossing overpasses involve more complex ramps. Just like the countless foreshadowings and coincidences in "Crazy Stone", they are infinitely stretched into dense storylines in a three-dimensional space, seemingly scattered and closely intertwined.
The riverbank, the river, the high-rise bungalows in the streets of the mountain city, and so on are all swept by under the aerial photography of the camera.
Xie Xiaomeng, played by Liu Fatzi, speaks Hong Kong Mandarin: "God is so unfair to me, I cross the river by cableway every day, and I have never seen you." Maybe it's because I'm so concerned about the city's scenery that who's calling me a photographer? My name is Xie Xiaomeng, call me Charles. Whenever I look at the city from this angle, I feel strongly that (close-up, opening a Coke can) is the mother body, and we live in its child (palace......"
"Rogue (hooligan)!"
The camera pans over the old lady who is talking.
Xie Xiaomeng, dressed in Hong Kong-style dress with a round head and a big face and a sun hat, snuggled up to the cable car window, leisurely enjoying the beautiful scenery, his long hair was gently blown by the breeze, and he was holding a drink in his hand, intoxicated with his strong poetry: "When I was thinking about this question just now, I suddenly looked up and saw you. There's something about you that struck me deeply, do you know what it is? Motherhood, great maternal breath! ”
Liu Qingqing suddenly took out the headphones from her long golden hair, turned her head and smiled charmingly at Liu Yan, who had a mouthful of small yellow teeth, and stepped back violently at ten centimeters, Xie Xiaomeng screamed.
Xie Xiaomeng screamed, his head tilted back, and as soon as his hand was released, the Coke can flew out of the cable car.
“Cut!”
Hu Yifei, who was monitoring behind the TV, couldn't help but slap his face, "Very good!" ”
Zhao Xiaoding is worthy of being born in an acting family, and he has a strong grasp of the plot, and the shots he shoots are perfect. The movie in the original time and space, maybe because Ning Hao directed and filmed it personally, so he couldn't take it into account, or the crew didn't have a photographer at all, so many shots were fixed at one angle. Lack of flexible transitions, although the editing makes up for a lot, it is not difficult to find that some shots are too rigid, and the head can only record half of it.
And now, with Zhao Xiaoding's help, this problem does not exist at all.
Of course, in the first play, Liu Yan's performance was also good. The performance of the rest of the people is remarkable.
Hu Yifei said: "Let's take a few more close-ups, Fat Liu, you can be a little bolder, for example, you can add some small actions that hook up a strand of Mr. Liu's hair behind you." And Mr. Liu, you were smiling a little fake. It should be a little more impatient, not too attentive, and then quickly change face. These scenes need to be redone. Because there were two happy fat men in the crew, they gave the two fat men nicknames, "Fat Liu" to Liu Yan and "Fat Du" to Du Zikang to distinguish them.
Liu Qingqing nodded, "No problem, I'll be a little more restrained." ”
did not forget to enlighten Liu Yan, saying: "There is still a difference between movies and TV series, they must be more refined and stricter." Your level is not bad, don't be too nervous, try to pass the first time. ”
Liu Yan said gratefully: "Thank you, Mr. Liu. ”
Seeing that they were almost ready, Hu Yifei glanced at Zhao Xiaoding next to him, "Brother Zhao, grab a close-up, and the camera is closer." ”
“OK!” Zhao Xiaoding nodded.
"Okay, let's do it again!" Clapped his hands to attract attention, Hu Yi raised the field card in his hand and announced that the movie would continue to shoot.
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In fact, the whole movie can also be divided into small stories.
Inadvertently connected together, it forms a big story.
When I read the script, I only felt humorous. But when I was actually shooting, I suddenly found that it was those small stories, under the interpretation of dialects, but they revealed a strange sense of humor, and there were always laughs.
For example, shot 1: After the crash, Secretary Qin: "****, high-tech, unmanned!" I didn't see it, don't touch me, don't open it if you can't open it! ”
I don't know how many people laughed at the phrase "don't touch me".
Internet buzzwords were in early 2003, but they were just beginning to emerge. However, when girls say "don't touch me" to their boyfriends in the future, there is more meaning, and the language is enriched by buzzwords!
Shot 2: The factory director was furious, and Xie Xiaomeng suddenly said to the beautiful woman next to him in standard Mandarin after getting his father's wallet, "I've lost my mind." ”
instantly made people laugh, and with a simple sentence, the image of a living loser jumped out, and immediately made people see through his deception of his father, and that his car accident was just acting.
Shot 3: Xie Xiaomeng, who was squatting in the toilet and making a phone call, didn't know that his father was outside. Gang Pu, who made people laugh proudly, said: "Is it done, if you want to be romantic, it's a waste first, how can you pick a girl if you don't have money?" …… I don't have the money to ask your dad for it, you tell your daddy, you say you were kidnapped, I don't believe your daddy doesn't care about you. It's a lot of fun to fight with Daddy......"
Although it is for fun, it also lays the groundwork for Xie Xiaomeng to call his father after he was kidnapped and ignore him, and the logic of the film comes from the details.
Shot 4: On the rooftop, three thieves are opening boxes, and Brother Dao's girlfriend is calling.
"Come out and play."
"I don't have time, I'm working"
"I hate it, you know how to work, and if you're fine, you'll disappear for me......"
"I'm busy."
"I hate it, you promised to take me to Hong Kong to shop, and the pass has been completed......"
"You women, you just don't understand, this stage is the rising period of my career, how can I walk away?"
A serious tone, on the contrary, makes people laugh the most.
And there are countless similar humorous lines at the end of the whole play.
"I said that your clothes here are fancy, and you want to take the sexy route? When you first debut, keep a low profile, keep a low profile! "What is most lacking in the 21st century, talent! "The way of the world has changed, but there are no good people! "What quality, what knock in the middle of the night." "If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan!" "Public toilets, come if you want, leave if you want!" "You insulted my personality and insulted my intelligence. "Do a line of love. ”
When Blackskin and Xiaojun were climbing the barbed wire, Blackskin said, "Be careful not to be frizzy." As a result, he fell down immediately, and then said: "Your mother"!
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Brother Dao called the lawyer to investigate the responsibility of Xie Xiaomeng's third-party involvement: "My daughter-in-law was slept with by someone else, and no one cares...... We're not married, but we have a real relationship...... If you get married, no one cares, and is there a royal law?! …… What the are you? ”
"No one cares, right, I'm going to preside over this justice today!"
There is also the first appearance of the international thief Mike played by Hu Yifei in the mainland, which can be described as heroic, with sunglasses, a windbreaker, and a windy walking clothes. It's a pity that it's only three minutes long.
As soon as I got out of the airport hall, when I was taking a taxi on the street, I was blindfolded and took the box away. A Cantonese vernacular: "I'll top your lungs", blurted out, and instantly made the scene laugh.
Because the contrast is too great, everyone thinks that he, as a director, wants to arrange a handsome and domineering appearance for himself. So a large group of people came to watch, but they didn't want to wait until it came out.
And with this laughter again and again, it also means that the progress of film shooting is increasing rapidly.
Hu Yifei was very glad that he really found the old actors of the original cast, and he also had a good relationship with them in advance. No matter how rich his theoretical knowledge is, no matter how much experience "Full House" brings him, it is still the first time for him to enter the film industry.
Now that I have experienced it, I know that there are many things that I can't learn just by reading books, and I can't transform them into my own experience if I haven't made a mistake or suffered a loss. For example, when filming a group scene, a lot of extras are used. NG, not only NG, but there were a few times when some actors in the crew made mistakes repeatedly, and after many reshoots, they got worse and worse, but he couldn't find out what went wrong.
Fortunately, under the inadvertent awakening of the old drama bones Xu Zheng, Liu Ye, Guo Tao and others, they discovered the crux of the problem, and gave psychological counseling to several young extras.
Maybe they are not popular, but in the drama circle, they are already all-round talents.
These valuable experiences can help him to deal with some emergencies on the set in the future, or to arouse the emotions of actors, etc. Even if Hu Yifei is a human being in two lives, although he has extraordinary knowledge, he is just a pink newcomer on the road of directing after all, and after re-realizing his shortcomings and correcting his mentality, he also holds a learning mentality, learning and doing at the same time.
And the old man brings the newcomer, which is very good, but it can save him a lot of worry as a director. It seems that if you make a movie in the future, you still have to find an old actor to take charge, not for the star effect, but at least for the newcomer to take the lead in demonstrating.
"Alright, let's get ready to shoot."
"The last shot of the day, fight for it once. After filming tonight's hot pot, I'm in for a treat! ”
"Okay......"