Chapter 615: Swimming Dragons and Phoenixes

Regarding blue and white, I think there are many advantages to finding one that is older than me. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also very good at hurting people. It hurt me, and when I woke up, I felt like I was dying.

Then I climbed out of the tent and saw that my brothers were eating breakfast, and I had no strength at all. It still hurts a little, and it was yesterday to attract the enemy to let them fight.

and killed Zhou Gongzi's two generals and thousands of troops. It's a lot more heart-warming to think about.

I took out the pen and paper on my body, and I ticked off the names of Harry and the sons of the four families.

During breakfast with them, I said to Liang Bin and Mingjie, who had rushed to support, "Until now, Zhou Gongzi has not had many people. There were still 2,000 men in the city on the hill, and 1,000 in the province. And they're not too united. The day is not far off when we will enter the province. ”

"After eating for a while, Liang Bin, you will bring another five hundred people to scold. You don't have to give me face, just lure them out and go straight to the top. Now there are fewer and fewer of them. I don't believe we can't exhaust them. As long as they are gone, no one will dare to touch us even if we swagger into the city. ”

"Okay, I'll go now." Stuffing the remaining half of the steamed bun into his mouth, Liang Bin set off with the people.

When I scolded again, I didn't come out no matter how much I scolded them. This surprised me, and I thought to myself, is it because we don't have enough scolding skills?

After thinking about it, I called the nine-tattooed dragon in the city. Ask him, "How is the city doing now?" Why is it that our scolding has no effect? ”

"Brother Yang, I feel it's a language barrier." The nine-striped dragon thought for a moment and said to me.

"Language barrier?" I blinked in surprise.

"That's right! Didn't you swallow thousands of Zhou Gongzi's people yesterday? Now the rest of the city is all the men and horses of the King of Heaven. These people are all outsiders, and they can't understand our local language. I've seen it all, and they don't react when you swear. The nine-striped dragon said.

"Huh? It's impossible, we all speak authentic Mandarin, how can they not understand it? I asked.

"Really, they really don't understand. Maybe what we say by ourselves feels quite ordinary, but they outsiders can't understand it at all. Now the city is basically full of outsiders, and I can't understand what they say. "The nine-striped dragon said to me.

Listening to the words of the Nine Striped Dragon, it made me feel very depressed. No wonder they didn't go out with their whole army yesterday. It is estimated that those people and horses of the Heavenly King did not understand and were not angry. So most of the people who beat us were local bastards, and most of those out-of-town bastards didn't come out to fight with me.

"Okay, then I'll let Liang Bin bring people back." I sighed.

Still a little unconvinced, when they came back, I said to one of the bastards, "You scold me a few words, and I'll hear how you scold people?" ”

"Hehe, that's what you scolded. cross talk, chorus, connotation, how to get angry. The bastard said.

"Then you scold me, I'll listen." I said to the bastard.

"Okay, I'm blind to you, how stupid do you think you are? Balabala, do you see you........."

"Stop!"

Being squirted by a bastard, I feel like a dog is bloody. Then savor it. I found that it was really similar to what the Nine Striped Dragon said.

I don't blame them for scolding people for not having skills, only blame them for scolding people whose skills are too good. These people can spew at least ten or more expletives in one breath, and they speak so fast that they don't give the enemy a chance to talk back. But it's because they're so good at scolding, and they're too fast to swear. Therefore, it sounds as inexplicable as chanting scriptures to those foreign bastards. They don't understand what we mean, how can they be angry?

The swearing trick didn't work, and I thought I'd have to do it again.

Now they only have 2,000 men left in the city, and we can kill them if we cross the tower and kill them. However, we may also be killed by the tower at the same time.

The so-called tower is the troops stationed nearby by the An family, and they cannot stand idly by watching us fight.

It is not appropriate to injure the enemy by 1,000 and lose 800, and we still have to preserve our strength to deal with Zhou Gongzi in the provincial capital.

We also have five hundred in the city, and now I can't let them do it. They are still not as good as Zhou Fishing and Cold Swallow. Let's do it now, they will definitely be eaten by Zhou Yuyu and Leng Yan.

In the blink of an eye, it was raining again, and we all hid in our tents to rest.

The summer rain is coming, and the mountain is wet and cold because of the rain. Just sheltered from the rain in the largest tent with a few wives. I saw Qinghua and remembered last night's lingering and thought about it a little bit.

I was with the beauty of the girl a few days ago, and yesterday it was replaced by blue and white. Being able to change to a different wife, this feeling makes people feel a little depraved.

I looked at the seductive little beauty again. I thought about it, sat down next to her, stabbed her gently, and said, "Little wife, are you angry with me too?" ”

"What do you say?" The little beauty glared at me fiercely.

"Hey, hey. What's there to be angry about? Wasn't I afraid of causing you to be affected, so I deliberately pretended to be dead. Don't be angry, really. Angry for people like me. Not so much worth it. I said.

"Hehe, it's not worth it, so I'm too lazy to pay attention to you now." The little beauty said.

Listened to the words of the little beauty. I know she's jealous and resentful. I used to love her when I was with her, but now that I have more wives, I will inevitably be distracted. can accompany such a girl overnight, and she must be uncomfortable in her heart if she is always snubbed. But she and I are also old husbands and wives. I thought about it and grabbed her hand and said, "Are you jealous?" ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Seeing that I was in love with the little beauty, the middle beauty immediately coughed loudly.

"Hehe......" Qinghua also let out a sneer with disdain.

Knowing that the middle beauty and blue and white were deliberately teasing me made me feel a little embarrassed. The little beauty was also embarrassed, and hurriedly withdrew her little hand vigorously.

I felt that the atmosphere was awkward, and I saw Chen Ke lowering his head and playing with his fingers.

I thought about it. I immediately ran to Chen Ke's side and hugged her and said, "Ke'er's wife, why don't you talk to me?" ”

"Hehe........." Chen Ke really sneered, and then glared at me fiercely.

"Wife Ke'er, don't be like this. Are you angry? You're embarrassing me. I hurriedly coaxed her.

"I don't want to talk." Annoyed, Chen Ke twisted his body vigorously.

"Speak. Don't you want to talk. You don't speak, how uncomfortable it makes me. I said to Chen Ke.

"I really don't want to talk, you go away." It's even more annoying, and Chen Ke's voice is also louder.

"No, I'll let you talk!" Knowing that Chen Ke couldn't really be angry with me, I hugged her tightly and said that I wouldn't let go.

"Wang Yang, Chen Ke is not a person who likes to talk, don't always bully her." Seeing that I had been bullying Chen Ke, the little beauty couldn't stand it anymore.

"I bullied her. What's going on? She's my wife, I'm bullying her, are you jealous? I asked the little beauty with a grin.

"You're jealous, Chen Ke is my good friend, why am I jealous of her?" The little beauty's face flushed with my anger.

"Hehe, if you're jealous, come here, let's play together?" I said it cheekily.

"It's cheap!" The middle and beautiful women couldn't stand it and began to scold.

Seeing that I had been bullying Chen Ke, Qinghua thought for a while and laughed and said, "Three wives and four concubines, our little Wang Yang seems to be very proud recently." Why don't we join forces to teach him a lesson, what do you think? ”

"I'm going to tie him up with a rope!" Said the middle and beautiful woman.

"Okay, I'll help you!" The roots of my angry teeth itched, and the little beauty pounced on me.

I felt that my body was pressed by the little beauty, and I looked at the little beauty with a smile and said, "Small, you want to clean me up too?" With a petite body like yours, I can beat ten by myself! ”

"What if you add me?" Chen Ke, who had been held by me, smiled.

"You?" I looked at her in surprise.

"Yes, that's me." With a smile, Chen Ke pressed me to the ground in one fell swoop.

I was pressed hard by Chen Ke and the little beauty, and the blue and white women and the middle and middle beauties ran over and tied me with a rope. In front of me were the faces of flowers, and I felt very comfortable being cleaned up by them.

With so many wives, I can play with so many good-looking girls every day. This feeling is the best feeling in life.

Fragrant, so fragrant. Outside the tent was the smell of rain and earth, and inside the tent was filled with the faint smell of their bodies.

If this kind of life is depravity, I would rather be depraved like this for the rest of my life.

It felt like it was going to be uncomfortable, and I grabbed the middle girl before they tied me up. The constant movement of my hands took advantage of her, and I rolled over and pressed her to the ground as soon as I forced.

"Grass, you guys messed with me!" Laughing, I immediately kissed the mouth of the beautiful woman in front of Chen Ke and them. I felt that the little beauty was right behind me, and I grabbed the little beauty and pressed it on the ground and kissed her mouth.

Seeing that they were not angry, I thought about it and turned around and pressed Chen Ke's chin to kiss Chen Ke little by little, I felt that I was about to faint with happiness

This feeling is too sour!