175 Funny and funny
After teaching for more than half an hour, Lin Zhiyan was finally able to barely complete the harvest of the head.
"Another remnant of blood, come and kill it!" Zhang Yang shouted.
"Coming soon!" Lin Zhiyan responded excitedly, and operated the sexy Miss Doom to twist her ass and shoot a few shots at the enemy's residual blood, killing the other side.
"Wow, I'm amazing! I'm superb! ”
Seeing the supernatural prompt on the screen, Lin Zhiyan wanted to jump up happily.
Zhang Yang laughed dryly, resisted the urge to hit Lin Zhiyan, and made you feel good for a while.
Under the supergod, Lin Zhiyan's confidence increased greatly, and he looked at Zhang Yang, who had died several times, with contempt.
"Zhang Yang, you are a good dish, you can't play me the first time I play. Hee-hee, big fool! ”
Zhang Yang: "...... If I hadn't beaten others to the ground, and carried the tower for you to kill, would you be super-god? ”
Zhang Yang felt very aggrieved in his heart, he was a super high-output sword saint, in order to make this girl have fun, he didn't say anything about the meat pretend, and he died several times for her carrying the tower.
Heaven and earth conscience, this woman is so conscienceless, woo woo......
Lin Zhiyan snorted lightly: "It seems that you are still not convinced, then let's go it alone." ”
"Okay, heads-up is heads-up. What if you lose? ”
"I'm not going to lose, you're so good, hehe."
"......" Zhang Yang resisted the urge to scold his mother and said.
"If you lose, I'll press you to the ground and ravage you to make you proud, hehe."
"Humph! Who's afraid of whom? If you lose, I'm going to bang you on the wall and ravage you! Hum! ”
"Okay, come on."
Zhang Yang created a custom room, and then the two began to go head-to-head.
Lin Zhiyan chose Miss Doom, and Zhang Yang chose Galen, the power of Demacia.
Seeing the hero chosen by Zhang Yang, Lin Zhiyan immediately said.
"Zhang Yang, why did you choose a villain? He looks like you. ”
"Am I a bad guy? The power of Demacia, this is justice! ”
"Cut, what bad guy would put the word bad guy on his face? The villains all say they are righteous. Despise you. ”
"You despise it, I ignore you."
At the beginning of the game, when Zhang Yang was carefully replenishing the troops online, Lin Zhiyan's Miss Doom stood aside leisurely and loudly condemned Zhang Yang.
"Zhang Yang, what are you doing? Why fight those soldiers? They are so cute, they provoke you, you are so unsympathetic! ”
“…… I don't know who the last one was holding the creeps and beating them. ”
Lin Zhiyan blushed and defended: "I didn't mean it, stop it, you are child abuse." ”
Zhang Yang was helpless and threw the mouse aside.
"Okay, then don't replenish the troops, then how do you say to play?"
"Let's dance."
"Dancing?"
A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Zhang Yang's mind: "Good idea." ”
Then he squeezed to Lin Zhiyan and pressed Ctrl and the number 2, and Miss Doom immediately said the mantra.
"I have two guns, one is called shooting, and the other is called ah......!"
The "ah" cry was extremely ecstatic, and then Zhang Yang kept pressing these two buildings, and Miss Doom was always like a ghost.
"Ahhhh......h
Lin Zhiyan finally understood Zhang Yang's shameless behavior, couldn't help but blush, stretched out his hand and slapped Zhang Yang a few times angrily.
"You rascal, get out of the way!"
Zhang Yang laughed for a while, making you proud, Lao Tzu has a way to cure you.
Hehe, no matter how bad a buddy is, he can't be ridiculed by a girl, now you know how good I am, right?
"Zhang Yang, let's go back to the city together. I'm going back to the city, and you have to go back to the city too, do you hear me? ”
What else can Zhang Yang say? Today is to accompany Lin Zhiyan to play a game, and Lin Zhiyan is naturally saying what is what.
"Okay, then go back to the city."
Zhang Yang pressed the B button on the spot, and then after he returned to the city, he found that Lin Zhiyan, who pressed the return button a second late, actually canceled his return to the city, and instead used all his skills to bombard Zhang Yang's soldiers indiscriminately.
Zhang Yang's face changed greatly: "You're too scoundrel, aren't you?" Didn't you just say that these creeps are cute and can't be beaten? ”
Lin Zhiyan laughed proudly, and the movements of his hands still did not stop.
"Soldiers don't get tired of cheating, do you understand? We're enemies now, don't you know that you're rich in fighting small soldiers, right? Why are you so stupid! What a rookie. ”
Zhang Yang: "......"
He couldn't remember how many times he was speechless, okay, if you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore!
Zhang Yang angrily bought a long sword, and was about to go out and kill Miss Doom under Lin Zhiyan on the spot, so that she would know how powerful she was.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhang Yang left, Lin Zhiyan immediately ran back to the city.
"Zhang Yang, I'll go home first to replenish my equipment, you can play by yourself."
Zhang Yang endured it again, and after beating the small soldiers, he went to fight the jungle monsters to supplement the economy.
Lin Zhiyan saw that Zhang Yang's person was gone, so he asked curiously: "Hey, why is Zhang Yang's person not on the map?" ”
While asking, Lin Zhiyan had already turned his head to the side, taking in the landscape on the Zhang Yang screen at a glance.
"I rely on you if you don't want to be so reckless, you don't have any game morality at all!"
Zhang Yang hurriedly turned the screen to the other side.
Lin Zhiyan stuck out his tongue: "I didn't see anything." ”
Then she didn't speak, and quietly operated Miss Doom to hide in the grass.
"You're here, then I'm out too."
After Zhang Yang finished fighting the wild monsters, the remnants of blood walked out of the wild area, and at this time, Lin Zhiyan suddenly jumped out of the grass, and facing Zhang Yang head-to-head is skill of splitting his head and covering his face.
Zhang Yang had the heart to resist, but he didn't have much blood, so he was killed instantly.
Zhang Yang: "......"
Looking at the characters who fell to the ground and the gray screen, Lin Zhiyan shouted happily.
"Yay! Hello dish oh flamboyant! ”
After speaking, he also compared a V to Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang was angry, this time he was really angry, he bought a long sword again, and with the power of Demacia, he slashed at Miss Doom's head with one sword.
"Ahh
Lin Zhiyan suddenly shouted: "Zhang Yang, you hit me on the head, it hurts!" ”
Zhang Yang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't pretend to be real, okay?" It's just a game, not to mention that you killed me once. ”
"No, I just feel the pain. Woowoo...... You bully me, you don't treat me well at all. ”
Zhang Yang let out a long sigh, he really couldn't say a word.
What else can such a master say?
Even the sigh seemed so weak.
"Okay, what do you say?"
"You are not allowed to hit me."
"Hehe......"
Zhang Yang sneered; "I'm not allowed to hit you, and I'm not allowed to hit the creeps, so what am I going to do?"
"You're ......"
Lin Zhiyan thought about it, raised his snow-white chin, and said with a smile.
"You just stand there and dance. No, no, you can go and fight my tower, yes, you can go and fight my tower. ”
"I don't take minions to fight your towers? Are you mistaken, you die in a few clicks, okay? ”
"I don't care, you're just going!" Lin Zhiyan pursed his lips again.
Zhang Yang immediately lost his temper, this chick seems to have touched my weakness, but the conscience of heaven and earth, I really have no resistance to her kind of grievances, pitiful and innocent appearance.