Feeling the stupid eyes around him, and looking at the playful smiles on the faces of the people around him, Song Zhongji felt so painful.

At this time, the big rooster just wants to look up to the sky and sigh: This thing is so pitted!

That's right, big stars have their own attributes of not playing people to death.

Seeing Jiang Yan looking at himself with the pride and disdain of the victor, the big rooster somehow twitched and said, "Even if what you say is true, what can you do." The Dragon Boat Festival is our stick country, even Qu Yuan is our stick country, what do you have to be proud of! ”

As soon as the big rooster said this, Lao Li's face changed. The heart says, "Be bad!"

Sure enough, I saw that the people around me who had been watching the excitement before began to stare at their master and apprentice one by one with unkind eyes. Even Wu Zhong, who usually looks like a good old man, has anger in his eyes. The people present are some old generation of literature lovers, patriotic feelings are naturally unquestionable, and they are full of resentment against the shameless relationship of the stick country and recognize the ancestors.

However, Lao Li saw the changes on the scene, and the angry big rooster didn't pay attention to these. And,With the self-righteous character of the stick nation.,Even if you find it, it's estimated that this product will go all the way to the black and stick to your words.。

Listening to the words of the big rooster, the big star resisted the urge to do it and said: "You said that the Dragon Boat Festival is from the country of sticks?" ”

Song Zhongji: "Well, it's from our stick nation!" ”

Big star: "You said Qu Yuan was your stick?" ”

Song Zhongji: "Well, it belongs to our stick nation!" ”

The anger in the big star's heart was burning: "What nationality did you say Emperor Yan belonged to?" ”

Song Zhongji affirmed: "Stick nation! ”

The big star resisted the urge to beat people: "Who do you say invented Chinese?" ”

Song Zhongji confirmed: "Stick nation"

Big Star: "Who do you say invented Chinese medicine?" ”

Song Zhongji looked proud: "Of course we are a big stick nation!" ”

The big star laughed angrily: "Then what do you say Huaguo invented?" ”

Song Zhongji habitually replied proudly: "Naturally, we are a big stick nation!" ”

"Oh!" The big star suddenly realized with a long posture on his face, "I see, everything was invented with a stick, and the Chinese only created a stick nation!" ”

"You, you cheat me!" The big rooster pointed at Jiang Yan and said angrily.

"Who cheated you?" The big star looked innocent, "The questions I asked me, the answers were all given by you!" But to be honest, if the Chinese really created the stick in the first place, I'd rather the Chinese didn't create anything! ”

"You bastard, I won't allow you to insult my people!" The big rooster pointed at Jiang Yan with a hideous face and shouted.

"Your people?" The big star looked puzzled and said, "What nationality are you?" ”

"I, Song Zhongji!" Listening to Jiang Yan's question, the big rooster said proudly, "From the great big stick nation!" ”

"Tsk!" Listening to the big rooster's answer, Jiang Yan sighed and said, "Child, it turns out that you have misrecognized your ancestors for more than 20 years!" ”

"You talk nonsense!" After listening to the words of the big star, the big rooster scolded angrily.

"Am I talking nonsense, you can listen to me!" The big star said in an unhurried and impatient tone, "In these years, it doesn't make sense for whoever has a loud voice!" ”

"Well, you say! I'd like to see what you can say! The big rooster's eyes stared at Jiang Yan fiercely, eager to swallow him, "If you can't say it, don't blame me for being mad!" ”

"Just listen!" Jiang Yan glanced at him and said, while scanning the audience and finding that everyone was looking at him and waiting to see what he said. There were even onlookers on the side who were recording videos with mobile phones.

After glancing around, the big star slowly spoke: "Everyone knows that I myself am in the entertainment industry. And as a person in the entertainment industry, it is naturally my job to study recent pop culture. So I recently researched "The Queen's Yi", which fascinated countless ignorant little girls."

Speaking of this, Jiang Yan watched everyone's performance, and it can be seen from everyone's affection that some young people present have really watched this drama.

Then Jiang Yan continued: "I was excited when I first watched it. I thought that I felt that this whole drama was a clever flirting teaching video! ”

Listening to Jiang Yan's comments on the TV series he starred in was just a flirtatious teaching video, and there seemed to be nothing else to watch, the big rooster's face became more and more gloomy: "Don't you want to explain your reasoning?" Why did it get involved in my TV series, didn't you want to deliberately divert the topic when you couldn't say anything? ”

"Why are you in a hurry! Let me speak slowly! Jiang Yan glanced at the big rooster and continued, "This Mr. Song Zhongji also said that he starred in that drama, and since then, this Mr. Song has always called himself a descendant of the sun, which means that this Mr. Song is acting in his true colors, and he himself is a descendant of the sun!" That's right, Mr. Song? ”

Hearing Jiang Yan say this, the big rooster looked proud: "That's right! I myself am a direct descendant of the Sun! ”

Hearing him answer like this, Jiang Yan thought to himself that he was really from the stick nation, and this kind of stupid thing could be said so reasonably. Thinking so in his heart, he didn't stop: "Okay, then let's go on to talk about my research on this non-TV series." Didn't you say before that I think this is a very clever flirting instructional video? But when I put all my passion into it, I came to the conclusion that these techniques are only suitable for the face of a stick that has been reshaped by an unknown number of knives! ”

After invisibly degrading the custom of plastic surgery for the whole people, Jiang Yan ignored the purple face of the big and continued: "When I realized that these flirting skills were useless to me, I lost interest in these mortal children's affections, and instead devoted all my enthusiasm to a major topic related to the national economy and people's livelihood!" ”

Saying this, Jiang Yan looked around and found that everyone had been attracted by himself. Jiang Yan then continued: "After losing interest in those flirting skills that were useless to me, I shifted my attention to the following issues. ”

"Who is the sun?

Where did he come from? Where are you going?

Does the Sun Really Exist?

If so, who is this descendant? ”

As soon as Jiang Yan finished speaking, he saw Song Zhongji and said proudly: "These problems still need to be studied?" I've got the answers! For the first three questions, the sun is in the sky, these questions still need to be asked? As for whether the descendants of the sun exist, and who would they be? I can tell you for sure that there is. I, Song Zhongji, am a descendant of the great sun! ”

Seeing that this thing was fanatical and firm in saying something that this fool didn't believe, Jiang Yan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and directly continued his previous words and said: "After listening to my question, you may say, aren't you talking nonsense?" The sun is a celestial body, a star. This thing will only move in a fixed small area, where does it know what position? Naturally, there will be no descendants! ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Yan saw that many of his fellow Daoists showed a knowing smile, Jiang Yan also smiled and continued: "However, please pay attention. You say that the sun is a star, but this is only a scientific explanation, and there is another system outside of science, called religion and mythology. And in mythology, anything is possible. ”

Seeing that everyone suddenly realized, Jiang Yan looked at the big rooster and continued: "After my research, I came to a conclusion: the sun really has a descendant, and this descendant is in China!" ”

"Alright! You may think I'm talking nonsense. Seeing that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, Jiang Yan said: "Then let's not talk about the descendants of the sun first, let's talk about who the sun and his parents are!" ”

"I'm sure no one is arguing about this! The Classic of Mountains and Seas. The Great Wilderness South Classic records: Beyond the southeast sea, between the sweet waters, there is the country of Xihe. There is a woman's name called Xihe, and Fang Yu is in Ganyuan. Xihe, the wife of Emperor Jun, was born for ten days. ”

After reading this paragraph, Jiang Yan continued: "This passage clearly tells us that the sun has parents, his father is a person named Dijun, and his mother's name is Xihe. The two of them had a total of ten suns. may be a little unfamiliar with Di Junxi and everyone, so I'll explain! This emperor is a tribal leader in ancient times, he married many wives and gave birth to many children, some of which became the sun and some became the moon. And from the fact that his children are so strong, the sun and the moon, we can also know that this emperor is not alone! Well, this sounds like a curse, then he is not a mortal, he is the leader of the tribe of the world, and the god of the world! ”

Seeing that everyone was addicted to their own myths and stories, including the big rooster who was attracted by himself and listened carefully, Jiang Yan smiled and continued: "Chu Dynasty's Huainanzi. The Spiritual Training records: There is a day in which there is a stumbling black. The Classic of Mountains and Seas. There is also a sentence in the Great Wilderness East Classic: There is a buttress on the soup valley, and it will arrive in one day and come out in one day. It means that there are ten suns, one flies back and one flies out. Ten rounds are exactly one decade. ”

After talking about this document, Jiang Yan made a summary: "Then, when we get here, we can draw a key conclusion. Sun he is a second-generation official, and he looks like a bird! Saying that, Jiang Yan also looked at Song Zhongji with strange eyes, as if he was wondering if the big rooster was also a bird!

Feeling that Jiang Yan looked at his eyes, the big rooster didn't listen to Jiang Yan's story anymore, and began to stare at him with hateful eyes again, believing that if his eyes could kill, Jiang Yan would have been killed by him hundreds of times.

However, the big star will not care about the mood of the big rooster, so he saw this thing and continued: "Knowing the important clue that the sun looks like a bird, let's start talking about the information of the descendants of the sun!" It is recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" that Emperor Jun has eight sons, and he is the beginning of singing and dancing. It is said that there are eight sons of Emperor Jun who lived to adulthood, but unfortunately there is no specific record that that son is the sun. But it doesn't matter, life is so interesting, the so-called east is not bright and the west is bright. Just when my research fell into a forbidden area, I found another clue in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas": there is a country with Dan'er, the surname Ren, the number of Yu, and the food grain. Among the Beihai people, there is a body, a human face and a bird body, two green snakes, two red snakes, and the name is Yuqiang. “

At this point, Jiang Yan concluded: "Then we can draw a conclusion here. It is said that there is a god surnamed Ren, with a human face and a bird body, and he is the son of Yu. And in God there is only the sun in the form of a bird. So from a genetic point of view, the son looks like a bird, and Yu should also be a bird. So the Yu number is the sun. So at this point, we can come to a conclusion that the sun has a son named Yu Qiang, surnamed Ren. So the descendants of the sun, we can be sure that the surname is Ren! ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Yan glanced at Song Zhongji: "Then this Mr. Song, may I ask if you have misrecognized your ancestors all these years, you should actually be surnamed Ren?" Or are you, the son of the sun, false? ”

I'm fucking you!

Listening to it, the big rooster who listened to it was fascinated by it, and he didn't expect Jiang Yan to be waiting for him here. He said so much, and he quoted the scriptures just to slap himself in the face here.