Early on Tuesday morning, II got up early as usual and went to morning practice alone with the ball. When he returned, he brought back an Oxford Post, in fact, he wanted to see an interview with him.

When he came home, he sat on the sofa in the living room, crossed his legs, drank milk, ate bread, and read the Oxford Post comfortably.

But seeing the Oxford Post's sports section of his own interview, this is really his own Oxford Post interview?

It's okay not to look at it, but I almost choked to death with bread when I saw it!

The oversized headline of the Oxford Post interview: A fairy tale of ferry geniuses happening around us!

The text is just a normal font but is depicted abnormally.

The first paragraph of the text: "Hello everyone! I'm Qin Long, I'm 19 years old, from Hong Kong, China, and I'm studying in the Pre-Law Programme at the Faculty of Humanities, University of Oxford. ”

After carefully reading the entire page, he found that he said this sentence in this interview himself, and I don't know if the others said it or the reporter made it up himself.

You see the following:

Coach Baker said: "Qin Long just came to Oxford College this year to study, and he had no contact with football training, but he only started professional football training when he came to the team. But when Qin Long started training, he showed his extraordinary side. Although Qin Long is 19 years old this year and has passed the basic training time of football, Qin Long is really a genius in football, the cultivation of ball sense, the familiarity of ball nature, and the progress of the speed of basic football training are all unexpected, especially the understanding of primary football tactics, which is not at all like he has not been exposed to football since he was a child. This is natural or self-taught, but one thing is for sure, Qin Long is a typical football genius with a higher IQ than IQ. ”

These specious words, even the parties, are also very confused.

Why? In fact, Mr. Baker never said this to the II, and in private the II did not know. At most, Qin Long has a good training attitude, treats football very seriously, and has made great progress, which is worthy of praise, but he still has to work hard.

Mr. Baker didn't know that Ni spent more than ten hours a day on football training, but he saw that Nishi usually practiced football relatively easily, and he didn't see his body overwhelmed. Normal is to tell the second to work hard. The nagging kept talking, saying that the football technical foundation of the second was still too poor, what Rome was not built in a day, and I believe that you can succeed.

Mr. Baker's repeated admonition to practice football every day, to spend a certain amount of time practicing every day, and for example, even professional players must practice every day to maintain the sense and quality of the ball, otherwise once you get on the field, you will make mistakes or simply not be able to do your technical moves.

The second is really respectful and afraid of Mr. Baker now, respect, that is Mr. Baker's personality charm worthy of his own respect, fear, that is Mr. Baker is like a Tang monk in front of the second.

There's a reason why the Oxford Post reported this, and the British believe what the Oxford Post says. In the eyes of the British, at this time, Chinese students have super high IQs and study very well, so Qin Long's ball quotient should be very high.

Then Qin Long has only been in contact with football for less than two months, and he can get the best player in a street amateur league and score a hat trick, although it is an amateur league, but it is like this, it is not inappropriate to call it a genius, and it is not an exaggeration to report it in the newspaper.

But the second really can't accept this ** naked flattery, the ninja's urge to complain, and then watch the following is David's interview.

The captain of the team, David, said: "I played with him for the first time at school and was amazed and attracted by his football talent, and I couldn't wait to invite him to join our academy's football team. The newspaper also published a parable of David.

Qin Long was on the court, that is, at a glance, among a large flock of snow-white sheep, a jet-black mule stood out from the crowd, and it was difficult not to be discovered.

Whether this metaphor is appropriate or not, the second just knows and doesn't want to go to the end, but he knows that this is a compliment to him! But the second understood that at that time, where could he be so conspicuous as the black mule in the white flock.

Really, is there a question mark over whether there are mules in Britain? Aside from David, could he make this analogy? is David's proud character, even if he admires the second again, he will not compare the second to a black mule but compare himself to a snow-white sheep, how aggrieved is that?

Moreover, the mule is really not a nice animal, it is the product of a cross between a horse and a donkey, and it is estimated that the British do not know about this animal.

I just know that the mule is in the northern family of the ancient oriental country, in the past, it was a very important family animal, as a strange object to be used as a metaphor, the tiger, the wolf, the lion is too featureless, and the dragon is a big lizard in the eyes of Westerners, if it is an oriental dragon, no one has seen it, it is too amazing, it is not good to make a metaphor for the protagonist, so I have to choose the mule as a representative.

In fact, at that time, David invited II to go to their academy football team for a tryout, and it was true that he couldn't wait. That's just to see his speed and good health, the team lacks players with characteristics, and it is estimated that the team may be able to use it. David held the idea that he would rather kill three thousand by mistake than lose one, and asked the second to go to the trial, as for the result of the trial, it was not what he considered at that time.

As a result, he accidentally became the Bole who discovered the football genius of II.

The newspaper also quoted others as saying that the basic meaning was that II was a superman and wore his pants over his pants......

The Oxford Post complained that what these people said was not as powerful as the actual number of words, and gave full play to the requirements of writing argumentative essays. It is estimated that the reporter of this article was trained or specially trained for the literary style of the Tongcheng School in China.

The Oxford Post reported that he praised the merits of the second and was extremely fast, just like the famous British Bentley sports car, he could train and train, and he participated in the International Athletics Grand Prix.

Qin Long is on the court, and his running speed without the ball is 100 meters and 11 seconds, and it is estimated that if he goes to the regular field and borrows favorable conditions such as the starting block, he can run into 10 seconds.

I don't know if this comrade reporter knows where there is such a track and field training place, training and training, which can make sprinting run from 11 seconds to 10 seconds.

Even if you run in more than ten seconds, that is not an ordinary person, even if it is a track and field sprinter, you may not be able to achieve this goal by training. Such a person must be a genius, and without talent, can you run ten seconds?

In the report of the "Oxford Post", he still swore to write: Qin Long's 100-meter speed, which was watched by everyone when II participated in the team trial, and ran together with Qin Long on the track, the result of this sprint Coach Baker recorded the real results with a stopwatch test, and the newspaper repeatedly promised that they did not fool.

Eleven seconds and one hours is a fact, and the situation that the reporter swore by Dana is indeed true, but it is said that the second can run into ten seconds through guò training, unless the second can run along the twelfth typhoon, otherwise it is the second to cross to Bolt, otherwise it is really impossible, it is estimated that it is just a brain hole.

There are also strange reports.