Chapter 57: The Second Bullet in Embarrassment

It's a mission again, it's a train again.

The destination is a cold village in the north, covered with snow all year round.

However, during this time, the wind was unusually hot, and needless to say, it was very likely that holiness was at work again.

Because it is a very remote mountain village, there are not many passengers on the train.

However, there is one carriage that is very lively.

"It's so full! It turns out that the food on the train is so delicious! ”

The white-haired boy Arien wiped his mouth contentedly. The plates he ate clean were piled up in the food truck next to him.

"Well, I don't think it has anything to do with whether it's good or not." The rabbi opposite Aryan twitched his eyebrows, obviously shocked by Aaron.

"The physical strength of the parasitic apostle is consumed faster than that of ordinary people, and it is normal for them to eat a lot."

The old god of the scholar was there, with his hands in his sleeves, looking at the snow outside the car window.

What is the secret of the title of "Time Breaker"?

The old man really wanted to take the opportunity to inquire about the person concerned, Yalian, but unfortunately his proud disciple did not give him this opportunity.

The rabbi is a very warm person and very talkative. As the heir of the scholar, he has seen and heard a lot, pulling Alian to talk endlessly, and he knows a lot about the customs and customs of the world, such as the mosquitoes of Antarctica, the penguins of Africa, and even the things on the moon.

"The last time I was on a mission in China, I met a beautiful girl! I'm still wearing a cheongsam! She seemed to be interested in me and kept staring at me. Later, another beautiful woman came in, and we looked at the stars together Speaking of stars, there are actually people living on the moon! Still a beauty! Her name is Chang'e, and she has a very good figure."

"Bang!"

The rabbi received an old punch from the scholar on the head.

"Idiot! That's just a myth in China! ”

"Aaron doesn't know anyway! Old man panda! You're tearing down my platform again! ”

"Hehe" Aaron watched in embarrassment as the master and apprentice fought.

It's just a cold Kanda to do the task, and it's a luxury to be cold with the rabbi

Next to the three of them was a long-haired beauty, dressed in an exorcist's uniform, sitting quietly, concentrating on mending an overcoat.

"Miranda!" The curious baby rabbi patted the long-haired beauty hard, startling her, "How boring it is to sit and not talk, oops!" The craftsmanship is very good! Hey? Isn't this the boss's clothes? ”

The boss in the rabbi's mouth is Li Xianhua.

Miranda was a little embarrassed: "I've liked to sew rag dolls since I was a child, and when I saw that Li Jun's clothes were torn in many places, I couldn't help but want to mend such an excessive request, and Li Jun actually agreed." ”

"Hahaha, of course, the boss is very talkative!"

"Boss? Rabbi, do you know your brother well? Aaron was curious.

"Of course, Instant Hua is my idol! Do you know? He's the one who even an old man has beaten! That's all I have to say."

"Bang!"

The rabbi received another old punch from the scholar on the head.

"Rebel! Do you really want to hit your master? ”

"Senior brother, he has beaten the scholar?"

Miranda, who was on the side, also widened her eyes and was surprised.

"Hehe, it was just a misunderstanding from many years ago." The old man waved his hand and smiled slightly.

Have a private chat when you are free! The rabbi winked at Alian, completely oblivious to the bruises on the scholar's forehead.

"Li Jun, isn't he a marshal? Why do you wear the clothes of the explorers? The newcomer Miranda stroked her coat, she was still very new to the Order's system.

"This is the clothes of one of his former comrades-in-arms," Shuwen took a sip of hot tea, "that kid is a very emotional person." ”

"I see"

"Miranda, don't call the boss 'Li Jun' or something, it's too outward, he will be unhappy." The rabbi fooled the shy beauty.

"Huh? Is that so? I was so rude! Miranda panicked.

The simple Miranda was deceived by the rabbi in this way.

Well, it's not a lie, because that's what the rabbi himself thinks

"Of course, you see I never called him by his name. He's so happy. ”

"And what should I call him?"

"Call him a nickname, he likes to be called by a nickname!" The rabbi fanned the flames vigorously.

It's just that you like to call people by nicknames, and you like to give people nicknames. Aaron on the side slandered.

The reason why Aaron complains is because-

"Big White" and "Little White", these are the nicknames that the rabbi gave to the brothers of the Arlen. Before coming to the mission, these two rustic names had already spread in the Order.

"Call him Dabai!"

Miranda opened her mouth, but she couldn't shout, she was too embarrassed.

"Great! Li Jun! ”

Li Xianhua came out from behind the rabbi with a chicken nest head on his head, and slapped the bear child to the ground: "Miranda, don't listen to him, this name is stupid." ”

"Yes, yes, Li Jun."

"Let's call me Instantaneous, your name is more painful."

"Ahh Top dog! What are you doing here! My admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control," the rabbi stood up like no one else.

"Your sister! Don't apply what I taught you to me! Didn't I tell you that this was against your master? ”

"I'm still here!" The bookmaker glared.

"Oh, it's over, boss! Found out by the old panda! Hurry up and teach me something else."

Shuweng got up and entered the box next door, out of sight and out of mind, if he stayed any longer, he would definitely be angry with this rebel.

"Senior brother, where have you been?"

"Fleeing."

"Fleeing?"

Li Xianhua didn't rush to answer Yalian, but straightened out his hairstyle and waved a scissor hand at Rabi: "Rabi, the battle is successful!" ”

"Really?! Hahaha is worthy of being the boss! Marshal of the Black Order, our leader! There's nothing a leader can't do! "The rabbi is already incoherent.

"Where, where, thanks to the rabbi you stole the anesthetic blow arrow from Li Gaimet, hahahaha"

What kind of combat requires anesthetics? Aaron and Miranda looked at each other.

"Hmph" Li Xianhua took out a photo.

"Puff ha"

The laughter almost shook the snow off the roof of the car.

In the photo, Kanda is dozing off with his cheeks on his back, looking serene. Next to him were the Six Illusions, a samurai in a nap, with a handsome side face

It's just that the handsome single ponytail has become a cute double ponytail.

The face was also carefully touched up, but unfortunately they couldn't stand it anymore.

Miranda clutched her stomach, her shoulders trembling, and she laughed hard.

As for Rabbi and Aaron, they were both rolling on the ground.

Finally calmed down a little, Yalian sat up on the table, looked at Li Xianhua and Rabi who were commenting on the photos, and exhaled.

When the senior brother and the rabbi met together, the chemistry was really strong

"Instantaneous, I've finally found you! Why do you keep avoiding me? A pair of big hands pressed on Li Xianhua's shoulders and fixed them firmly, as if he was afraid that he would escape.

Li Xianhua, who was excited, moved his ears, his face was strange, and he turned back mechanically like a puppet.

A tall, burly man looked at him with a serious face. The man has a typical German face, serious, serious and stubborn.

"Keep our battle unfinished! Instantaneous! ”

"I'm not interested in men"

Li Xianhua looked at the Germans, with a bad stomach expression, and his voice was much quieter.

"You know what I'm referring to! Instantaneous, I have researched another way of chess, and I will definitely be able to defeat you! It's useless to run away, just face it like a man! ”

"Who is this person?" Miranda whispered about the rabbi who was watching the play.

"Oh, his name is Sman, and he's also an exorcist in the Order, and he likes to play chess with the Boss."

"Is he a good chess player? Why is the senior brother so reluctant? ”

"That's because"

Li Xianhua hesitated again and again, but still spoke: "Siman, there is an old Chinese saying: Playing chess with a stinky chess basket, the more you play, the more stinky it becomes."

"That makes sense!" Sman suddenly realized, "No wonder I didn't make any progress in playing chess with Jonny before!" ”

"I'm rubbing! Are you embarrassed to talk about others? I'm talking about you! At your level, I can beat you with my cerebellum! ”

"Isn't the cerebellum only responsible for a sense of balance?" Miranda said secretly.

"How bad is this chess game?" Aaron nodded in agreement.

Sman looked up at the roof of the car and fell into a reverie.

"Hey, hey! What do you mean by that expectant expression? Are you really going to let me use my cerebellum to play chess with you?? Where did you throw the lower limit?!! ”

"Instantaneous! Last time you said you could win me with your knees, but this time you have to use your cerebellum! Actually, you also admit that my chess skills have improved, right? Siman excitedly grabbed Li Xianhua's shoulder and shook it.

Li Xianhua's face was full of grief and indignation: "I'll just talk nonsense, don't be so serious!" Yes! What are you doing! Help."

The white-haired youth was dragged away, leaving three young men with wide eyes.

"Our all-powerful leader, the exalted King! There are also mountains that can't be climbed! Rabbi sighed.