Chapter 60: The Unsolved Case of the Night of the Divine Pit

You and Zhiruo drank for a night? Su Yu looked confused, looking at the puppy in a daze, I am a big day, you tell me this? The bride-to-be is also speechless, do you know what day it is? You tell me this, you're talking the about humans?

A few classmates on the side went through the initial uproar and then thought of this, and looked at the little dog with strange eyes. You don't pick a day for your revelations. Choose to talk about this at this time, this thing has to be dug up, can this engagement banquet be done?

Although everyone around wants to know the gossip here, but thinking of today's occasion, this matter can't be asked!

Looking at the weird eyes of everyone staring at him, the little dog can't wait to pump himself with a big mouth! That's not what I mean to say! Why is it that what comes out of my mouth is not what I think in my heart?

It's different, under the invisible aura of a big star, you can only eat the bitter fruit of the bad things you do!

Su Yu's face was ugly, on this occasion, the little dog broke out such a fierce news, and his face was gloomy! But he had to take care of the occasion, so what he had to do now was to bring it to light and let the engagement feast go smoothly.

"Is it just drinking?" As soon as he opened his mouth, Su Yu himself was dumbfounded? That's not what the I'm talking about! Although I think so in my heart, what I want to say is "If Zhiruo and I can get to where we are today, we will be indispensable for the help and matchmaking of your classmates"! Although what really brought us together was the family marriage.

"! I'll pump your brain, and you'll pump your brain! Hearing Su Yu's question, the little dog almost scolded the street. He looked at Su Yu with a strange expression, are you sure it's appropriate to ask this now?

"Yes! What else did you do? A classmate heard the groom-to-be ask, and blurted out such a sentence. As soon as he said it, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth. Is this what the you should be asking? Although he is curious, he is really not stupid! He knows what to say, what to say, and what not to say! Feeling the eyes of his classmates staring at him like stupid people, this guy almost cried.

"No! We talked a lot, and finally we started punching to have fun! "What the little dog actually wants to say is that after you get drunk, we will drink for a while, and I will get drunk and sleep until dawn, but I don't know how my brain can not control my mouth. He didn't know, and outsiders didn't know why.

It's that the big star who started it and the old man next to him didn't know that it was because of him, and they stood aside to watch the excitement with relish. This is a rare occurrence in a hundred years, and the classmates at the engagement banquet broke the news, and there was quite a posture that was not mixed up and dispersed. With Jiang Yan's urine sex, how could he miss it, witnessing such an engagement banquet was enough for him to go back and blow for half a year.

At this time, it was not only the bride and groom here, but the entire hall, which had been a harmonious atmosphere, suddenly became tense.

Not far away, I saw a beautiful woman holding a man's arm and asking, "Honey, do you think I look good in this dress today?" ”

Boyfriend: "You definitely don't look good without clothes!" ”

Burst! Hearing this god's reply, Jiang Yan almost sprayed, and couldn't help but give this buddy a thumbs up in his heart, brother, you are awesome! You are a true fighter, on the front line of death!

However, this is still light, on the other side, a noble lady put her arm around her husband and chatted with her friends, as if she was showing off something, and saw this noble lady talking and suddenly complaining to her husband: "Honey, you were really busy with the art exchange last night!" Tell me where it happened! Although she was complaining, the lady still looked at her friends with pride, as if she was showing off her husband's ability.

This was a very common thing, but his husband's answer made everyone who heard it couldn't help but squirt out the wine in their mouths: "Of course I'm busy, I was in Homeinn 4406!" ”

Burst! Jiang Yan really laughed!

Brother, you are even better, your answer is simply heartbroken! Homeinn 4406 is indeed an artistic exchange!

Because of this answer, the lady felt a lot of mocking glances from her friends, as if to say, "Let you pretend to be forced, this time you have been struck by lightning!" What did you do earlier, it's better not to pretend to be forced, and we are still good friends if we don't pretend to be forced. In the end, a pretending between friends turned into a martial arts action movie between husband and wife!

When Jiang Yan was complaining, a young couple appeared, and they saw a young man in his twenties hugging his wife and saying, "Wife, I called you in the middle of the night yesterday when I worked overtime, didn't you say that you were ready to sleep?" ”

Hearing his words, his wife's face changed slightly, looked at him and said, "Well, yes! ”

Youth: "You don't know, you almost scared me to death at the time!" When I said overtime, I actually went to a nightclub, and I saw a woman in a man's arms who looked very similar to you. I ran to the toilet and called you, and when I heard you say that you were at home and getting ready for bed, I came out with peace of mind! ”

His wife said with an ugly face: "You dare to go to a nightclub behind my back, in vain I blamed myself for lying to you when I hid in the toilet of the nightclub to answer your phone last night!" ”

it! You are both God-men! Who are these people? This time, Jiang Yan really couldn't hold back his laughter.

And Jiang Yan's laughter was like pressing a button, and the entire hall instantly turned into a full martial arts, which was called chaos.

Similarly, Jiang Yan's laughter also attracted the attention of the little dog who didn't know how to explain it in the gossipy eyes of his classmates. Seeing the big star standing aside and watching the excitement, and then looking at Su Yu with a pair of eyes staring at him angrily, the little dog was indignant.

You bastard, watch Lao Tzu be lively? Lao Tzu won't let you have a good time!

Thinking so in his heart, the little dog pretended to cover his head with his hands and shouted: "Oops! My head seems to hurt! I don't even seem to know what I'm talking about. ”

This kind of performance, combined with the red and swollen slap marks on his face, don't you say, it really has a bit of credibility.

"He's, that's him! It's just that he hit me and made me fall like this! Seeing that everyone seemed to believe a little, the little dog hurriedly threw the black pot to the old man who was standing next to the big star and watching the excitement.

Hearing him say this, Jiang Yan was unhappy: "Didn't you just say that you fell down by yourself?" How can this be said that we hit you again! ”

"I was so confused that I didn't know what I was talking about. Now that I think about it, it was he who hit me, and when I got up, I was uncomfortable and weak! Hearing Jiang Yan's words, the little dog hurriedly broke the dirty water, and at the same time cooperated with the real fit and looked weak.

Seeing that everyone's attention shifted to Jiang Yan and the old man, the little dog secretly said in his heart, fortunately, I am witty. At the same time, he looked at the old man and Jiang Yan and said secretly: Let you hit me, dare to beat me, see that I have passed this level and don't want to kill you!

"Why are you uncomfortable?" The big star is not sure if he really let the old man break it when he looks at his performance. After all, with his own medical skills, he could see that something was really wrong with him.

"I feel uncomfortable, like I've collapsed, and my body feels like it's been hollowed out!" He was telling the truth, he had been suffering from this symptom for some days, and he had been trying to go to the hospital for a check-up. This time, since he caught up with himself, he made a big fuss, and the bigger the trouble, the more no one would pay attention to his previous words.

Hollowed out? Then your Kidney Treasure! I didn't listen to Lu Ziqiao's advertising words: If a man wants a good kidney, he must have a kidney treasure, after drinking, he can run faster than Liu Xiang, jump higher than Yao Ming, one bottle is refreshing, two bottles will never get tired, and three bottles will be immortal! Oh, it seems that there is still a "Love Apartment" in this world! Wait a few days dude to get it out! Thinking so in his heart, Jiang Yan's mouth was not slow.

"You're kidney-deficient! Caused by overwork, it's okay not to stay up late drinking and playing games or something! "The big star is so straight, he is right, with his medical skills, he can see this problem of the puppy at a glance, but it seems that there are some other symptoms behind him, such as poisoning and no traces of poisoning. Not only him, but many people present had this symptom.

Jiang Yan is telling the truth, but the speaker has no intention of listening!

Kidney deficiency? Listening to the big star's resolute words, all the guests looked at the puppies with strange eyes. It turned out to be kidney deficiency! At this time, Su Yu was also relieved, a kidney deficiency, what did he have to worry about!

"Who has kidney deficiency? You're kidney-deficient! My kidneys are so good! Staying up late and drinking or something is trivial to me, the more I drink, the better my body is, and the more I drink, the more energetic I become. I never got drunk when I stayed up late to drink in college, and I had to find something to do after drinking! The puppy said this just to show that he was not kidney deficient, but he seemed to have forgotten that there was still one thing to solve before!

"Oh? You say you often stay up late drinking? Never got drunk yet? So aren't you bored at night? Hearing this, Jiang Yan pursed his lips, if he is not drunk, he will not even have the only pleasure of drinking, what is there to show off! Well, in fact, the big star is purely jealous, and he also wants to say that he is not drunk.

But the big star's pit dad aura is so magical, he obviously didn't mean it, but he can always invisibly bring people back to life. No, the big star's unintentional words pushed the puppy into the dung pit again!

Hearing Jiang Yan's words, the little dog said ostentatiously: "Of course you can't get drunk, you don't understand the fun of life when you look at it." Drinking can do something meaningful! For example, boxing, such as flirting with a sister after drinking, a long night of unintentional sleep can happen some stories before and under the moon! ”

"Oh? That's it! It turns out that this is the reason for your kidney deficiency! Jiang Yan seems to have found the truth.

"You fart! I'm in good health, and every time I stay up late and drink in college, I have to find a girl to discuss life! "What the puppy wants to say is that he is not kidney deficient and that he is in good health, but others don't think so!

"Are you saying that you have a habit of flirting with your sister every time you stay up late and drink?" It was not Jiang Yan who asked, but Su Yu.

I'm fucking you! You bastard take me into the ditch.

Seeing Su Yu ask this with a gloomy face, the little dog reacted in an instant, and he finally diverted everyone's attention, allowing Jiang Yan to come back with a few words.

Looking at Su Yu's gloomy face, the little dog didn't care if Jiang Yan said that he had kidney deficiency. He wished that he was really deficient in his kidneys, so at least he could fool the past, otherwise if he couldn't pass this level, he would be killed when he looked at the situation!

"Say! What did you do after the strokes? Are you just drinking and boxing all night? "Don't say that there is an inexplicable power that makes me can't help the words in my heart, even if I hear this under normal circumstances, Su Yu can't help it!

Su Yu asked this question, which was exactly what everyone present wanted to know the most. Even seeing the development of things here, Quan Wuxing in the hall stopped, staring at the little dog and waiting for his answer.