"Bajie? I'm still able to do it, if a person like you doesn't have a Xiao Yayun who likes you, there are not too many singles for a lifetime. Let me ask you, what is the word for a woman at the top and a woman at the bottom? ”

I still didn't react to Chu Cheng's meaning, scratched my head and said a little confused: "Yes." ”

"What about the top one by one, one by one?"

I rolled my eyes, "No, don't humiliate me with this kind of question, it's like you're failing Lao Tzu's language." ”

Chu Cheng said angrily: "Humiliating you? I promise you'll kill yourself for a while. A hand, a mouth, a white, these two together, what to read. ”

"Smack. it! ”

I suddenly reacted to what Xiao Yayun meant by the WeChat message that Xiao Yayun suddenly sent yesterday, and hurriedly took out my mobile phone.

A Western Woman, a Western Woman, your mouth and hands are so white, your mouth and hands are so white, your mouth and hands are so white

Isn't this-day just about not banging!

I looked at Chu Cheng with a sad face, "After chasing for a day, I used all the tricks and fell off the fucking chain at the last moment, and now I fucking want to climb to the rooftop and jump down." ”

Chu Cheng patted me on the shoulder, "Don't, it hurts to jump off the building, take sleeping pills, the effect is fast and there is no pain, it is highly recommended." Before you decide to die, remember to buy two insurance policies and fill in the beneficiary's name mine. Xiao Yayun, I will take good care of you, you can go with peace of mind. ”

"Get out of here, I want to be quiet."

Xiao Yayun's voice suddenly came from the door, "Who is Jingjing?" I haven't caught it yet, so quickly shifted the target? ”

Chu Cheng and I looked up, and Xiao Yayun and Turin walked in arm in arm.

I looked at the big bags and small bags carried by the two girls and smiled: "Didn't you two go shopping?" Coming back so soon? ”

Xiao Yayun walked into the kitchen, poured a glass of water and handed it to Turin, shrugged her shoulders and said casually: "Turin is uncomfortable, the pregnancy reaction vomited badly, and we will come back." Besides, it's up to you to give the freshmen classes in the afternoon. ”

It was then that I noticed that Turin's face was a little pale. Turin took a sip of the water, smiled and said to us, you talk, and went back to the house.

Chu Cheng stepped in with his back and forth, and Xiao Yayun sat next to me and pouted in the direction of Chu Cheng and Turin's bedroom, "Eh, it's the first time I know that pregnancy is so uncomfortable." When Turin and I were shopping, I threw up four or five times, and my face turned white, and then I retched and couldn't vomit anything. Everyone I watched felt sorry for her. ”

"It varies from person to person, some people have a very bad pregnancy reaction, and some people don't have any problems. Let's not talk about this for now, I'll discuss something with you. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Take you to Chaoshan or not, go there and eat for three days."

"Why did you suddenly think of going there, you think of it a play."

"When I got up this morning to read the guide, I happened to see someone send a strategy for Chaoshan, and I took a look and found that it was not bad, although there was nothing particularly fun in the scenic spots, but there were many things to eat."

Xiao Yayun glanced at me lightly, with a smile in her eyes, "It's that simple? ”

I nodded vigorously, my expression more sincere than ever, "It's that simple!" ”

Looking at Xiao Yayun's serious thinking, I couldn't help but feel a little up and down in my heart, after yesterday's events, I clearly realized one thing - if I don't change places and continue in the imperial capital, I will be able to catch up with Xiao Yayun in a fresh!

The reason is simple, this Nizi has a home bonus here. After staying in the imperial capital for two years, I know that she knows all the fun things in the imperial capital, and coupled with this Nizi's deliberate difficulty, it is almost an extremely difficult thing for me to ask her out.

Therefore, I have to change places to ensure that the enemy is evenly matched with us, and to ensure that I can catch up with Xiao Yayun in the next few days.

Xiao Yayun thought for five minutes, then looked at me and frowned and asked, "Then what should you do in class?" ”

I immediately said, "I'll send them the program examples I was going to talk about and let them study them on their own, because it's much more useful to study programming yourself than to be taught." Especially for people like them who have a certain foundation, I'll just tell them what they don't understand when I come back. ”

Xiao Yayun nodded, "It's not impossible, but let's say okay first, I'm not going to see the sights, I'm going to eat something delicious!" ”

"No problem, I'll book a ticket to Shantou now."

Chaoshan is the collective name of Shantou City, Chaozhou City, Jieyang City, Guangdong Province, many people who do not know Guangdong will think that Chaoshan is the same as Shanghai and Nanjing is a local administrative region noun, in fact, "Chaoshan" in 1949 to 1952 the word appeared as an administrative noun in Guangdong Province on the administrative division of the territory, and was later canceled, now these two words refer to more of the cultural influence of Chaozhou concept of human geography.

I chose Shantou City among the three in Shantou, Chaozhou and Jieyang, for the simple reason that Shantou, as the historical and cultural center of the Chaoshan region, has a dazzling array of cuisines.

People who know Chaoshan talk about the impression of the Chaoshan area, in addition to "good business", I am afraid that it is a variety of food. While the smart and hard-working Chaoshan people have traveled all over the world, they have also brought their hometown food to the four directions. As an important branch of Cantonese cuisine, Teochew cuisine is known for its "fresh and delicious, clear but not light, fresh but not fishy, and depressed but not greasy".

I originally planned to book a high-speed rail ticket, but the emperor did not have a direct ticket to Shantou, and he had to transfer several trains on the way. I took another look at the ticket, the imperial capital has a plane to Chaoshan, but it is to Jieyang, which means that after arriving in Jieyang, you still have to transfer trains.

After talking about the two choices to Xiao Yayun, this Nizi chose the latter without saying a word. After booking the latest flight today, Xiao Yayun and I said hello to Chu Cheng and went straight to the airport.

Five hours later, the plane landed at Jieyang Chaoshan Airport.

As soon as I walked out of the airport, Xiao Yayun pulled my sleeve, "Richard, I'm hungry." ”

I glanced at Xiao Yayun helplessly, this girl has almost taken this sentence as a verbal phrase recently, "I just asked you if you wanted to eat on the plane, and you said no, and you shouted hungry as soon as you got off the plane." ”

Xiao Yayun crossed her hands and waist, "You are stupid, why should I eat the plane meal if it is not delicious, didn't you sit next to us, took a bite of the sandwich and never touched it again?" ”

"Only when it comes to eating, your IQ and insight will rise to the level of Conan. Then let's go to Hongyang first, and then to Shantou tomorrow. ”

Xiao Yayun pouted and said with some dissatisfaction: "Why? Aren't we here to eat Chaoshan food? Why go to Shantou again tomorrow? ”

"My aunt, is this also Chaoshan? There are also a lot of delicacies in Hongyang Town, and now in the past Shantou we have to go to the high-speed rail station to wait for the high-speed rail to Shantou, and when we arrive in Shantou, we don't know when, are you sure you want to go directly to Shantou? ”

Xiao Yayun heard that she couldn't get to Shantou for a while, so without saying a word, she abandoned Shantou and chose Hongyang, which was closer, "Then let's go to Hongyang, I want to eat oyster fried!" ”