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Every family in the village has a cow, and now the farming is slack, it is the time to raise fat, after breakfast, each family will set aside a person to go up the mountain to herd the cattle.

In normal times, this work is done by the elderly and children, but now most of the people who went out to work have returned, and young people have joined the cattle herding team.

The whole mountain is so lively, the old people get together to recall the eventful years of their youth, and the young people are sitting together in groups to play cards, the children are active, the division of labor and cooperation, picking up firewood, digging red roots, after a while, the air is filled with the aroma of roasted red roots.

At first moment, the old people stopped chatting, and the young people stopped playing cards, and they threw themselves into the fire like hungry wolves, and soon there was the sound of snatching and the cries of children on the mountain.

On this day, Tianyang showed a rare smiling face, and the whole earth was sprinkled with warm golden yellow.

Zhang Daneng led his family's big buffalo, leisurely to the gray grass forest opposite, today's weather is good, the mountain is particularly lively, and the noise can even be heard on the other side of the river.

A few children came out early, and as soon as Zhang Daneng arrived on the mountain, he smelled a burst of red incense, and then saw a few half-grown children snatching there.

Zhang Daneng is a relatively old-fashioned person, for such activities, he usually does not participate, but today's weather, the mood is also a lot better, seeing the children are happy, but also on a whim, walked over, took advantage of the unprepared, from a child snatched half of the roasted red let.

Don't look at this roasted red lotus is expensive in the city, in the countryside, it's just nothing to roast to play, tired of eating early, Zhang Daneng has just eaten breakfast, where is hungry, but it's just fun, of course, those children are also for fun, and the piles of red lotus at home can only be used to feed the pigs.

The little boy who was robbed of the roasted red weed by Zhang Daneng, saw that the other party was Zhang Daneng, and immediately dispelled the idea of snatching it back.

Zhang Daneng also wanted to tease these children, and when he saw that the little boy didn't dare to rob him, he suddenly felt bored, so he was ready to bring the roasted red back to him.

At this moment, he suddenly felt that the hand holding the red lotus was loosened, and when he looked again, the red lotus was gone.

Zhang Daneng usually doesn't mess with the children, no one should snatch things from him, he looked back, and the person who robbed him of the red lotus was actually a Humpty Dumpty man in a suit.

"Wang Fatty, you owe it, and you can rob the child's things." Zhang Daneng said with a big smoking gun.

"Who owes it, are you robbing the children's things or I stealing the children's things?" Wang Jincai was about to nibble on the red lotus in his mouth.

When the child saw that the red lotus was in Wang Jincai's hands, he chased after it and did not rob it.

Wang Jin looked back, laughed and ran away, looking from a distance, like a black ball rolling in a gray grass forest.

"Oh, why is this old boy still wearing a suit today, isn't he cold?" Zhang Daneng said with a cigarette stick in his mouth.

Wang Jincai was running, and suddenly heard a "poof", and looked down to see that a large slit was torn open in the crotch of his pants, and the red fluffy pants inside were exposed, funny like a clown.

When the child saw it, he didn't chase it, he pointed to Wang Jincai's crotch and laughed, laughing and shouting: "Come and see, old man Wang is wearing open crotch pants." ”

At this time, there were already many people on the mountain, and when everyone heard the child shouting, they all gathered around, Wang Jincai covered his crotch with both hands, and he had the heart to drill into the hole.

Such an opportunity to ridicule Wang Jincai, Zhang Daneng naturally would not let it go, pointing at Wang Jincai's crotch and laughing: "Wang Fatty, do you have no winter clothes to wear at home, wear out all the open crotch pants." ”

Wang Jincai blushed and didn't answer, Li Dahan's father Li Tieniu walked over and said, "Jincai, on this cold day, why are you dressed like this, isn't it cold?" ”

Zhang Daneng took a closer look, and saw that there was a tie on the shirt inside Wang Jincai's suit, and quipped: "Yo, I also wore a tie, this is to be the groom's official, are you going to get married for the second time?" ”

"Hahahaha." Everyone laughed.

Wang Jincai covered his crotch with one hand, touched his bald head with the other, and blinked his left eye with excitement.

"Look at you, Wang Fatzi, he's starting to squeeze his eyebrows again, hahahaha." Zhang Daneng pointed at the cigarette stick and said with a smile.

It's really unbearable, Wang Jincai shouted, "Don't say my eyes", rushed over and scuffled with Zhang Daneng.

Zhang Daneng is also cheap, in the process of scuffling, he simply grabbed Wang Jincai's crotch and pulled it with his hand, only to hear a "snort", one of Wang Jincai's trouser legs was torn off.

This really angered Wang Jincai, holding Zhang Daneng is biting and beating, the two pushed and yelled, fell to the ground at once, and rolled down from the hillside.

Everyone was shocked and hurried to chase down.

Fortunately, the slope here is not steep, and the two old men were blocked by the bushes before they rolled far, and everyone hurriedly pulled them up, but Wang Jincai did not give up, and wanted to pounce on Zhang Daneng again.

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted: "Look, the cattle of the two of them are also fighting." ”

Everyone turned their heads to see, sure enough, it was Zhang Daneng and Wang Jincai's cattle fighting, and they immediately laughed, these two cows are also wonderful, the master is fighting, and the two cows are also fighting, is this cheering for their owners?

Li Tieniu said with a smile: "These two animals are really good livestock, and when they see that the old man is being bullied, they still know how to help out their anger." ”

"How are they helping to get angry, are they fighting for the wind and being jealous?" Luo Erwa, who had just arrived, smiled meaningfully.

It turned out that Zhang Daneng and Wang Jincai's cattle were all buffaloes, and they were all bulls, and the cow was safe at first, but Luo Erwa brought a cow, and the two of them immediately ran over to offer courtesy, and the cow just took a fancy to Zhang Daneng's cattle, and Wang Jincai's cattle stopped doing it, so he did it.

Wang Jincai's cattle were stronger than Zhang Daneng's cows, and it didn't take a few tricks to gain the upper hand, and Zhang Daneng's cattle retreated.

Wang Jincai was in a good mood, and he didn't look for Zhang Daneng to fight, so he ran over and cheered for his cattle loudly.

After these two rounds, the two old men were a draw, Wang Jincai was in a good mood, today this cow can give him a long face, on the way home, Wang Jincai, who was wearing a pair of missing trouser legs, kept saying: "Niu, Niu, you have made a great contribution today, go back and I will make you something to eat, next time I see the Zhang family's cow, see once and fight once." ”

And Zhang Daneng scolded all the way, "You useless thing, you remember, you are the village chief's cow, how can the village chief's cow be defeated by the people's cow?" Go back and exercise well, and you will definitely get my face back next time. ”