Fan Wai 1 Lin Yan was crossed (II)
Fake Lin Yan is very satisfied with the body she has crossed into now, and the high-powered and much-loved queen is simply not satisfied anymore. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
The only thing I don't like is that this body seems to be getting older. The others were all little girls of a few years old or teenagers, and some of them were directly pierced, and when they took her through, this body was actually forty years old. No matter how beautiful the years are, they are already old.
And there is also a little dissatisfaction that the prince born to her body is not the prince, not the prince...... This phrase is repeated ten times!
The original body of this body is simply useless, so favored, he didn't even let his son become the prince, and he helped the prince who was not born by himself, so his brain was pumped.
The fake Lin Yan felt that this real Lin Yan's thinking was too incorrect.
In history, after the son who was not his own son became the emperor, he turned around to deal with the queen mother who was not his biological mother, and maybe after the prince became the emperor, he would even kill her sons together.
Look at the crown princess again, and don't respect her at all. When the crown prince ascended the throne, the crown princess became the master of the harem, and she was not the emperor's mother, where could she still have a good life as the queen mother. Maybe three times a day, you will be abused!
The so-called people don't destroy the heavens and the earth for themselves, they attack first to be strong and then suffer, of course, they have to let their own son be the emperor. Since Zhen Lin Yan's thinking is incorrect, then let her correct it.
Besides, the fake Lin Yan held her chin and thought with red stars in her eyes, that little fresh meat son is really handsome, I must let my idol become the emperor and command the world......
Then the fake Lin Yan began to decide to oust the prince from the crown prince, and then let the emperor make her idol the prince.
For example, she deliberately hinted in front of the emperor that the prince was disrespectful to her and offended her, and for example, she made a sad look, worried that the emperor would not allow her and Huan Xiaohuangzi Zhao Xiaohuangzi Xu Xiaohuangzi in the future, and for example, she deliberately made the emperor feel that the prince's control of the government threatened the emperor's rights, and for example, she wanted to learn from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty back then, and engage in a witchcraft to frame the prince to make the emperor feel that the prince wanted him to die......
Of course, the emperor saw through her trick, because his Yuan Yuan would never say such a thing that was unfavorable to the crown prince and do such a thing that was unfavorable to the crown prince!
The emperor thought sadly, what a kind person his Yuan Yuan was, he couldn't even bear to kill chickens......
However, the emperor still had a false relationship with her, and the little prince Huan and the others also pretended not to notice that their queen mother had changed her core, and continued to bow down to her knees, filial piety......
Then a few days later, the prince finally went to Shaolin Temple and Huangjue Temple to invite the most famous monks of Daliang back, and found a name to set up an altar in the palace.
It turned out that a famous monk was not necessarily capable. Several monks were chattering in the palace, and after reciting various scriptures such as "Diamond Sutra" and "Great Compassion Mantra", the result was useless, and the core in Lin Yan's body still did not change back.
Then the emperor used the method of Zhaoxiao Huangzi and asked people to find the Taoist priest of Maoshan, but it was still useless.
In the end, the emperor was ruthless and splashed it with dog blood, which was useless; Sticky with a charm, useless...... In the end, it's almost like Princess Jun said to use a child's urine or like Prince Xu said to use red panties to pull over.
After a few times, not only did it not help to expel the fake Lin Yan from Lin Yan's body, but instead made the fake Lin Yan realize that they had suspected her identity.
Fake Lin Yan is still a little smart, and after knowing that the emperor and they suspected her, she immediately reined in, and learned Lin Yan's living habits.
Every time the emperor and them moved, after the fake Lin Yan woke up, he pretended to be more like Lin Yan, deliberately making the emperor feel that the real Lin Yan had returned.
But after all, the emperor has lived with Lin Yan for more than 20 years, and he can find the slightest difference, and he still recognizes at a glance that the person who woke up is not the real Lin Yan. Even if there is no difference in the fake Lin Yan's work, the emperor can smell whether this person is his Yuan Yuan even if he smells his breath.
The emperor is really a sad man for a while, when will his Yuan Yuan come back!
In the end, the little prince Huan finally made the black donkey's hooves according to the method mentioned in the legendary novel "Ghost Blowing the Lantern", raised it and solemnly handed it to the emperor, and said: "Father, try the black donkey's hooves, when you sleep at night, stuff it into the queen mother's mouth, I believe that the evil ghost will be expelled." ”
The emperor looked up at Prince Huan, who nodded at him, indicating that this method would definitely work.
He's a fan of "Ghost Blows the Lamp", and he's studied the book carefully, so this method must work.
The Emperor was forced to use some dead horses as live horse doctors, and the black donkey's hooves looked a little disgusting, but what if it worked.
Then the emperor took the black donkey's hooves and went angrily, and when the fake Lin Yan fell asleep, he quietly walked to her bedside, ready to stuff the black donkey's hooves into her mouth.
As a result, at this time, the fake Lin Yan suddenly opened her eyes, looked at the emperor with faint eyes, and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you want to do to your concubines!" ”
When the emperor saw that he couldn't even use this method, he immediately felt that the soft one was not good and he was going to come to the hard one, so he threw the black donkey's hooves in his hand and shouted outside: "Come on, tie up the queen!" ”
The fake Lin Yan was tied up, sat on the chair and looked at the rope on his body left and right, and was also a little panicked, but he still wanted to fool the emperor over, and looked at the emperor with an aggrieved look and said: "Your Majesty, what are you doing, the concubine is Yuan Yuan, it is your Yuan Yuan!" ”
The emperor snorted: "You are not Yuan Yuan, you evil ghost and evil spirit, hurry up and get out of my Yuan Yuan's body, otherwise I will let you fly ashes and be annihilated!" ”
As soon as the fake Lin Yan saw that the emperor had torn her face, she suddenly had nothing to pretend, but she relied on Lin Yan's body, and her body looked like she was not afraid of boiling water, and hummed: "I won't go out, see what you can do to me!" ”
At this time, Prince Huan Xiaozi and Princess Rui, who were hiding outside the Changkun Palace to observe the situation at any time, had also come in, and Prince Huan said viciously: "If you don't come out, I'll feed you!" ”
Princess Rui and the others let out an "ah", turned their heads to look at the little prince Huan, and exclaimed: "What, Huan'er, you are crazy!" ”
Even the emperor looked at the little prince Huan with disapproval.
And the fake Lin Yan was also a little panicked, and said with some trembling: "You dare, although I am not your mother, but this body is your mother." ”
The little prince Huan clenched his fists and said to the emperor and the others: "Father, in order to save the queen mother, you can only use this strategy, even if you wait for the queen mother to come back, you will definitely not blame us if you know." ”
The emperor hesitated for a long time, but finally decided to give it a try. He was worried that the longer the fake Lin Yan occupied Yuan Yuan's body, the more dangerous Yuan Yuan became, what if Yuan Yuan's aura became weaker and weaker at that time, and he really couldn't come back.
The little prince Huan asked people to bring a basin of dung water in, and the entire Changkun Palace was stinky, Princess Rui, Princess Jun and others hurriedly pinched their noses, and even the little prince Xu pinched his nose and lay on the prince, disgusted: "It stinks!" ”
Fake Lin Yan trembled while being afraid: "Don't be like this, don't be like this, you have something to say......"
As a result, after the fecal water got closer and closer, the fake Lin Yan was frightened and fainted.
At this time, the soul of the real Lin Yan, who was suppressed by the fake Lin Yan in her body, finally took advantage of the fake Lin Yan to faint, drove her, an alien soul, out of her body, and then woke up.
As a result, when I opened my eyes, I originally wanted to happily pounce on my husband and cry and talk about my grievances, but I found that my husband and son were asking people to carry fecal water and plan to irrigate themselves.
Lin Yan's eyes were red with anger, and she shouted angrily: "Xiao Yu, Xiao Huan ......"
The sound was earth-shattering, and the anger was so abnormal that even the tiles of Changkun Palace were about to shatter.
When the emperor heard this shout, he believed that this was finally the real Yuan Yuan coming back, so he hurriedly pushed away the palace people with dung and water, ran over and pounced on Lin Yan, and said happily: "Yuan Yuan, you are really back, you are really back." ”
The emperor happily hurriedly untied the rope on Lin Yan's body, but after Lin Yan broke free, a "snap" was a slap in the emperor's face.
Who said that Lin Yan would not worry about them after waking up, but because of this incident, the emperor was not allowed to touch Lin Yan's bed for half a year, and the crown prince, Huan Xiao Prince, Princess Rui and others were all punished by Lin Yan to kneel on the washboard.
Hmph, she really gave birth to a good son, what a bad idea, what a way to think about it, she actually came up with pouring fecal water on her to save her, and see how she cleaned him up......