Chapter 301: Today's Red Flower Champion
After drinking a glass with the old man again, I gradually felt a little sweaty on my head. Feeling, the atmosphere around the atmosphere is indescribably terrifying. Everyone stared at me without blinking, and my spine tingled at the sight.
Laughing, I tentatively asked the old man, "Grandpa, do you regard me as your grandson-in-law?" ”
"What? Look down on us to settle down? The old man's eyes widened.
"Don't dare, how dare Wang Yang?" Grinning all the time. I whispered a sentence between my teeth, "This time, I seem to have caused trouble again........."
"Come, drink!" The old man poured me another glass of wine. Then he talked about his past with a smile, "Wang Yang, do you know how much I drank the most?" ”
"How much?" I asked, with an embarrassed expression.
"Eighteen cups!" The old man smiled.
"That's amazing." I've had two drinks with him, but his expression hasn't changed. I could see that he wasn't bragging.
"Do you know why I drink so much?" The old man asked me with a smile.
"I don't know." I shook my head and said.
"In the past, when we were fighting, we asked Lao Maozi for weapons and equipment. At that time, it was pitiful, we were not strong and had to rely on others. At the wine table, Lao Maozi poured me eighteen glasses of vodka. He told me that as long as we drank the eighteen glasses of wine in one go, we would get two thousand cases of weapons and equipment. I was like, drink. What's the big deal. As a result, I drank it all in one breath, and when I went back, I was drunk to death for three days and three nights. If I hadn't been young and in good health, I might have drunk to death by that time. ”
"Wang Yang, whether you choose to be a good person or a bad person, you must have your own strength. With strength, you have the right to make your own decisions. Don't rely on others, drink like me. But you have to remember that being a bad guy is easier than being a good guy. Being a bad person will only degrade your soul, and being a good person is the most fulfilling thing in this life. ”
"Come, drink!" With a loud laugh, the old man raised the wine glass in front of him and drank it all. Looking at his desolate appearance, I thought about it and lifted the bar to dry.
The more you drink, the thicker the wine, the thinner the cards become. I can make friends by drinking, because I can see what is going on in his heart by drinking.
can realize that the old man is lonely in his heart. The bigger the family, the less affection there is at home. The reason why the old man loves An You so much is because An You is pitiful. But his love has attracted the jealousy of other family members, and there is nothing the old man can do about it, even if he sees it in his eyes.
After drinking the third glass of liquor, my head was already dizzy.
After thinking about it, I suddenly smiled at the old man and said, "Grandpa, Moutai is domineering." But today is a festive day, why don't we drink two catties of safflower lang? ”
"Confidant, you know my mind too well!" The old man grinned, revealing his white teeth. Soon attracted three stars for wine.
Seeing that the old man and I were getting happier and happier, Second Brother An You and the rest of the family couldn't help but be anxious. After thinking about it, Second Brother An You suddenly asked me, "Wang Yang." We have settled down although we have been fighting horses for generations. But now times have changed, and we have produced a lot of champions. You're probably still in school, right? I don't know how your academic performance is? ”
"How's your academic performance?" I looked at my second brother with disdain, and I felt indescribable disgust.
"I'm sorry, I just finished second in the school last semester." Second Brother An You raised his head proudly.
"Hehe, I just won the first place in the school last semester!" I yelled in disdain.
I didn't expect my academic performance to be so good, and the An family all widened their eyes in surprise. And the second brother An You yelled with a pale face, "Impossible, I have only heard of Chen Ke in your small city." How can you study so well!? ”
"I'm not finished, I'm the penultimate in the whole school." I pouted, picked up a piece of tomato and put it in my mouth.
"............." Second Brother An You was stunned.
Soon, the An family all whispered. They were all very educated, but I could hear them talking. I heard them whisper, "Although An You is sick, she is also a child with an IQ of 179." She is so good, how could she find such a bad child as a boyfriend. ”
"It's a shame, how can any of our children in Anjia not have the top three in academic performance? If my child had been like this, I would have choked him a long time ago. ”
"yes, I've never seen the penultimate one and still be confident."
"The family is ugly, the family is ugly. It's all to blame An You's parents for not educating An You well, this child has been eccentric since he was a child. If her parents found out, they would be. ”
Listening to the whispering of the An family, I couldn't help but sneak a glance at An You. But An You didn't mean to be angry at all, but became very complacent.
I thought to myself, after all, she was a smart person, and I couldn't guess what was going on in her head. Then, the second brother quickly began to be proud, "It turned out to be the bottom of the whole school, I thought it was such a powerful character." ”
"The wind blows the willow flowers all over the store, and Wu Ji presses the wine to call the guests to taste." I suddenly glanced at my second brother with ridged eyes.
"Huh? Play poetry with me? He glanced at me in surprise, and the second brother immediately said disdainfully, "The children of Jinling are here to see each other, and they can do whatever they want!" This poem is called Farewell to Jinling Wine Shop, which was written by Li Bai. Play with me, my nickname is not for nothing. ”
"I don't hesitate to buy a treasure knife, and I can exchange mink for wine." I lifted the freshly poured red flower lang and took a sip, thought for a moment and lit a large front door cigarette.
"This poem is a bit biased........." frowned, and the second brother suddenly laughed, "However, you can't trouble me!" ”
"A warm blood is cherished, and sprinkling it can still turn Bitao"
I didn't expect the second brother to have some real skills. I thought about it and said, "The only way to solve my worries is Du Kang." ”
"Be generous and unforgettable!" The second brother's eyes lit up.
"Lanling wine tulips. The jade bowl brings amber light. I continued.
"But the master may be drunk, and he will not know where it is." The second brother continued to be right.
"Where is the fire at the front door, today's safflower Yuanlang." After another sip, my eyes suddenly lit up.
"This ...... This ......... "Sweating continued to flow down his forehead, and the second brother's whole person suddenly froze.
The face was full of swelling, and the second brother's eyes kept rolling in their sockets. And he even muttered to himself, "Tang poems and Song lyrics." I've read all the miscellaneous notes outside of the textbook. Why, I haven't read this poem? ”
Smiling, I gently pinched the big front door in my hand and said, "Of course you haven't read this poem." Because I wrote this poem temporarily! ”
"The wind and rain dissipated overnight, and the bloody vassals became kings. Where does the fire come from at the front door, today's safflower champion! I put the glass on the table and drank it with red eyes.
"Good!" Suddenly, the uncle with four stars on his shoulder applauded. Then, everyone in the An family, including the three stars, applauded in surprise.
Under a burst of warm applause, I smiled and poured wine for my second brother and said, "Second brother." Although I, Wang Yang, are not good at studying, I Wang Yang admires people who study well. I, Wang Yang, salute you and invite you to drink. ”
His face flushed, and the second brother's eyes flickered as he looked at me. He picked up his glass and frowned. The second brother thought about it and drank it all.
Seeing that the second brother had drunk, the An family soon burst into applause again. Looking at An You again, her good-looking eyes blinked and didn't know what to think again. And the old man, looking at me with admiration in his eyes.
Originally, the scene was a little awkward. Now the atmosphere of the settlement has become warmer. Everyone forgot about the unpleasantness that had just happened, and they all raised their glasses to welcome us. As for Brother Qiang, they all feel that following me is very face-saving. The little beauty was also very happy, and she didn't get angry because I helped An You out.
I drank five or six more cups in a flash. Gradually, I finally got a little bit out of it. The old man's face was also red and smiling, and it was obvious that I had drunk with him.
The second brother also drank a few glasses, and he gradually got a little more. Just toasted me a cup and did it myself first, the second brother thought about it and said. "Wang Yang, you are not an ordinary person."
"Of course I'm not an ordinary person, because I'm an ordinary person who can't be more ordinary." Smiling, I took another drink and finally felt like I was dying.
"Come on, let's drink again!" There are also more second brothers.
"I can't drink it, I drink too much." I said to my second brother.
"No, if you give face, you can drink it. After drinking this wine, I will admit that you are my brother-in-law! From now on, I will love Anyou in every possible way. My junior swears that if I dare to bully An You again, and look forward to An You's death, my junior will not be a human being! ”
I didn't expect the second brother to make such a poisonous oath, and I couldn't help but glance at An You beside me. After thinking about it, I picked up the wine glass in my hand and drank it down.
"Wang Yang, if I'm not mistaken, you should be deliberately pretending to be bad and want us to hate you, right? Don't worry, from now on, when you come to settle down with us, my little two will definitely be warmly welcomed. ”
"En......" nodded, and I felt the urge to vomit.
"Wang Yang, what's wrong with you?" The second brother asked me in surprise.
"It's nothing, I want to go to the toilet." I say.
"Don't rush to go, I want to hear the poem you just said. If I'm not mistaken, you are definitely a very well-bred and high-quality son. What do you think? Am I right? ”
If he wants to vomit, he is almost gone, and I see that the more he drinks, the more energetic he becomes, and he is anxious. After thinking about it, I glared at my second brother fiercely and said, "I'm addicted to drugs, I want to smoke some powder!" ”
"Then you go quickly........." The second brother blinked in surprise, and immediately let go of me.
I just got up from my seat and ran to the toilet, when I heard the second brother sigh behind me and say, "It would be great if An You could live past the age of eighteen and not die, so that I could be relatives with Wang Yang forever........."
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