On Monday, Zhang Xiaoqiang got up from bed lazily, and as soon as he opened the bedroom, he heard the pleasant voice of the hostess on the radio chanting: "If the complexion is pink and the hair on the face is delicate and silky, then it means that it is very healthy......

Depend on! It's selling cosmetics again, and now these radio stations are too unscrupulous, and they are actually doing small marketing advertisements on the surface.

Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked straight out of the bedroom, and as soon as he arrived at the corridor, he saw the white figure in the toilet swaying from side to side.

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but stand on end when he saw this posture...... I'll go! The old pig won't ...... again

Thinking of a possibility, Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed forward in three or two steps, shouting at the top of his throat to stop: "Brother Pig! Don't ****! ”

Hearing this, the old pig shook his body and stagnated suddenly, and then slowly twisted his head.

When his eyes met with the old pig's gaze, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped back two steps.

"Emma! Monster...... No, uh...... Who are you!? ”

The old pig looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang who was shocked and frightened, and said with your "two" expression as a matter of course: "Me? Old pig. ”

"Brother Pig?" He looked the creature in front of him up and down uncertainly, and finally Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed: "Brother Pig, what's the matter with your face?" ”

"Hey, hey." The old pig touched his cheeks a little embarrassed, and at this time his huge pig face was pale, just like the heroine in the ghost movie: "Your air is too bad, I haven't had time to maintain my skin in the next session, I heard the radio say that the facial cleanser is good yesterday, so I thought about trying it, not to mention that I feel much more comfortable after applying it." ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang paused for half a second after hearing this, and then pointed to the radio and said, "Brother Pig, what is said above is all fooling, alas...... That's not right! I haven't bought a facial cleanser! ”

Fox raised his eyebrows suspiciously, as an otaku, it is already a luxury to be able to use soap, as for facial cleanser...... It's a waste of money.

The old pig had an expression of "you bluffed me again", and leaned out of the pig's trotters and put it in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang: "I found it, isn't this it." ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang's second uncle frowned and looked at it in confusion, and saw a row of big characters on the surface of the thing that read: "Healthy smile comes from Crest." ”

Storm Sweat!

Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly stepped forward and snatched the toothpaste from the old pig's hand, and then explained the difference between toothpaste and facial cleanser.

That's it, he was going to actually do a demonstration, but after seeing the old pig's face, he decisively chose to give up.

"Brother Pig, you take care of it slowly, don't believe what that thing says in the future."

Alas, now this information ...... Kill people!

Carrying the steps, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and left, and without taking two steps, he listened to the melodious music on the radio, followed by the very seductive voice of the hostess and said: "Okay, listeners, friends, thank you for listening to the "Pig Knowledge Lecture", tomorrow at the same time, we will see you and ......."

After explaining the relevant situation to the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang went out and walked towards the school.

Now that graduation is approaching, it is a critical time to accumulate credits, because he was too loose before, and there is still a distance from reaching the standard of comprehensive credits for Zhang Xiaoqiang, so now he has to go to the classroom honestly to get the points needed for graduation.

The first two sections are the appreciation of historical figures, which is an elective course, and the purpose of Zhang Xiaoqiang's choice of this course is to motivate himself to study hard during school and make progress every day through the growth of historical celebrities.

It's just that the development of things deviated a little later, but Zhang Xiaoqiang did use the elective time to gain an in-depth understanding of some historical celebrities...... For example, the great royal descendant "Kevin IV"; Five seconds of real man "brute three knives"; Infinite Sword Master "Master Yi" and so on.

Of course, in addition to the above reasons, another factor in Zhang Xiaoqiang's choice was that the name of the substitute teacher of "Historical Figures Appreciation" on the elective course form attracted her.

"Liu Xinran" looks at this name, and she is a graceful and elegant young girl.

But the reality is always so cruel, and when Zhang Xiaoqiang sat in the auditorium classroom with full expectations for the first time and saw the "beautiful teacher" of his dreams, he almost didn't spurt out old blood.

At this time, Professor Liu was chattering in the center of the podium with her voice comparable to that of an old woman.

Her theme today is to comment on the merits and demerits of Qin Shi Huang.

Right now, we are talking about Qin Shi Huang's construction of the Great Wall.

As we all know, Lao Qin killed many people in order to build the Great Wall, and he also made a sister cry.

This also stimulated the old professor's G-spot somewhere, and her posture on the stage...... Foaming at the mouth, dancing with hands, and squirting with life! I don't know, I think that Lao Ying's family has a grudge against her ancestors.

Zhang Xiaoqiang originally felt that it was a little interesting, but then he lost interest when he listened to it, and when he was bored, he found a book to block his head and slowly fell asleep.

It stands to reason that this is nothing, who hasn't slept in a college class!

But the problem is that Zhang Xiaoqiang's body doesn't just belong to him.

Professor Liu is still there to criticize the actions of the First Emperor, from the construction of the Great Wall to the burning of books and the pit of Confucianism; From preparing for the construction of Afang Palace to looking for pills from all over the world, as the topic deepened, she became more and more excited, and finally almost reached the state of selflessness, but she didn't know that the students in the audience were not interested.

Falling in love, playing with mobile phones, there are a few bold landlords who fight directly in the back row, of course, the most still belong to sleeping.

It's just that no one noticed that in this "happy and peaceful" atmosphere, a young man's body shook involuntarily, and he only heard the sound of "pop" when he was intense...... Zhang Xiao stood up from his seat violently!

"Bold!!"

There was a loud cry in the room, and the popsicle that the fat man who was close to Zhang Xiaoqiang just opened fell to the ground sadly.

Before everyone could react, they saw Zhang Xiaoqiang reprimanding solemnly: "I! Destroy the Six Kingdoms, unify the script, currency, weights and measures, and establish centralized power! The daily annotation folds up to 100 catties. You said that I worked hard to build the Great Wall, but I did it to strengthen the frontier defense, and it was a great achievement for the benefit of future generations! Xiu Afang Palace, Lishan Tomb is a show of my Great Qin's strength! Burning books and pit Confucianism is to consolidate the throne! All I burned were books of gossip and confusing the public, and all the people who were pitted were charlatans! As for finding the elixir of immortality...... As the founding emperor and a generation of monarchs, there are a lot of things that are not finished, is it also a problem to find some pills to protect the body!? ”

The loud voice echoed in the auditorium, and the momentum that erupted around Zhang Xiaoqiang was majestic all over the world.

Those classmates who were secretly moving below were all stunned at the moment, and Liu Xinran looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a stunned face.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his right arm and ended angrily: "Even the people dare to comment on the affairs of the widows!" Come on, drag me out and pull me to the bottom of the stairs to cut the head of the owl! ”