Eh,Do you really like this kind of plot?,,Then I'll write less next time.,I feel like some shouting to watch catching ghosts and killing demons.,Some shouting to see daily life.

This following paragraph is from a selection of bad jokes, so,,Don't call me dirty......

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Seeing that everyone was wearing headphones, Liu Yongqiang cleared his throat, "Please look at the big screen!" ”

The host's voice will be transmitted through the microphone to the headphones of the participants, and there will be no inaudible situation.

Everyone hurriedly turned to the big screen, only to see that it was written

"Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, auntie wash the railway!"

Li Fan was stunned, hey, I'll go, that's not how the lyrics are written, right?

Although he already knows what the song is......

The crowd of onlookers was already laughing.

"Brother Yixiu is so miserable, he has to be cut many times a day!"

"Yes, I just found out now, it's really a chicken cut."

"Who would have thought? What a demon king! ”

"Thomas the Train is here!"

Liu Yongqiang also wiped the sweat on his head, Made, he was also shocked when he got the lyrics, but the boss said that it was good, full of fun. There was no way, he could only bite the bullet.

In the laughter of many people, everyone wrote on their own clipboards.

Liu Yongqiang waited for a while and shouted, "Please light up!" ”

Everyone brushed over the board in their hands. The staff went up to look through it and nodded to Liu Yongqiang.

"It seems that the first question is very simple! Everybody's right! The answer is Brother Hugh! ”

A piece of music at the beginning of Hugh was played on the big screen.

"Then the next question is a little more difficult!" Liu Yongqiang waved his hand. Immediately the text on the screen shifted

"Take your bearing, hold my bearing, today's little friend, tomorrow's good cannon (harmonious) friend!"

A young man who was drinking a drink squirted out a sip of soda.

"I didn't have this song in my childhood!"

"This little yellow song, right?"

"This is your childhood, not mine!"

"The Song of Cannon (Harmony) Friends?"

Li Fan touched his nose in embarrassment, fortunately Zhao Banxiang didn't understand this, but when it came to this lyrics...... There is indeed a song

Several of the thirty people who attended the event had already put down their headphones and left.

The rest actually started to be written.

Liu Yongqiang smiled, and after waiting for a while, he shouted: "Everyone stop writing!" ”

Everyone turned up the sign again.

A song appears on the screen again.

"Take your hand, hold my hand, today's buddy, tomorrow's good friend, hey, good friend!"

It's just that the two words of friend are not very clear in the end, and it does sound like a cannon (harmonious) friend

"I'm rubbing, it's actually a big windmill!!!"

"Sure enough, it's a big windmill!"

"Well, you guys won!"

As for Zhao Banxiang, he was already confused, blinking his big eyes, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Looking at the excited audience below, Liu Yongqiang hurriedly waved his hand again

"Stupider than you, stupider than you, don't pull it"

"Hahahahaha, what the hell is this? Stupider than you, stupider than you? ”

"Why don't you sing about playing in the mud?"

As soon as this question came out, nearly half of the people left, and Li Fan was also happy, fortunately, he didn't watch this cartoon less when he was a child, otherwise he really couldn't answer it.

Pick up the pen and write "cherry balls" on the board

When the answer was announced, it was really a cherry ball.

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, Liu Yongqiang became more and more proud.

"The next question is even more difficult! Look at the question! ”

"Keep touching me all the time, I'll use my pants to take it to the stall, I want to use my pants and you can't get close."

Li Fan directly covered his face, this is too straightforward, Zhao Banxiang must understand! Sure enough, Zhao Ban's face was flushed, and he also learned from Li Fan to cover his face with both hands, but he could still see the pair of bright eyes between his fingers.

The audience burst out laughing

"This song will be blocked!"

"It's very graphic, it's so graphic!"

"It turns out that what you wrote at home is this kind of little yellow text" (I swear, what I wrote is definitely not a little yellow text)

Liu Yongqiang hurriedly coughed twice

"Ahem, this is telling everyone to protect themselves, and everyone has definitely heard this song!"

"No way, we haven't heard this kind of little yellow song!"

"Yes, I'm so pure, but you're so dirty!"

The music video for this song appeared on the screen

"I'm rubbing, it's actually the theme song of Pokémon!"

"It's my childhood"

"My childhood was ruined...... All ruined"

"I didn't expect you to be such a Pokémon"

This question eliminated a few people again, and there are only eight people left. A cold sweat has appeared on Li Fan's face, he has regretted it, from these questions, he can already feel the commotion (harmony) of the questioner, and he doesn't know what dirty questions will be below!

really

"I see that Da Nai has not taken off, and he has taken it off, where to touch it is about endurance to fight"

As soon as this question came out, the crowd was excited!

"I'll call the police."

"Hey, goblique? There are people here who spread the little yellow text! ”

"I'll go, no, I'll give you 73 points, and I'll send it to you in the form of 999 under me, because 6 turned!"

Many thin-skinned girls have flushed faces, but they stare at the screen motionlessly.

Liu Yongqiang saw the audience below who had begun to make a fuss, and hurriedly said, "I dare to guarantee!" Everyone has not only heard this song, but also can sing it! ”

"Phew, you're singing this little yellow song!"

"I will never sing!"

Liu Yongqiang hurriedly waved his hand again.

There was an exciting prelude from the loudspeaker, and most of the 8090 audience present actually sang along!

That's right, it's the first theme song of Digimon that swept the country that year! (Well, if you're interested, you can search for it, the cactus beast came out and started, called Butter-Fly-)

After this question was over, there were only two people left, one Li Fan with Zhao Ban makeup, and the other with oily hair and pink face and his girlfriend.

Exactly the boss's nephew.

The young man looked at another person in the field, and suddenly panicked in his heart, and secretly scolded Liu Yongqiang, "Didn't you say that you will definitely be eliminated when you reach this question?" How is there still a person? ”

He didn't know that Liu Yongqiang was also wondering.

Normal people wouldn't guess these songs in a row, right......

He didn't know that Li Fan's brain had already made leaps and bounds under the influence of Nian, plus he liked to watch cartoons the most when he was a child, these were really simple for him.

Liu Yongqiang gritted his teeth, not believing that they could guess everything, anyway, the boss's nephew had already read the answer.

It's a pity that he overestimated the memory and heart of the boss's nephew, although the young man read the answer, but he thought that he would definitely get the final reward, but he just glanced at it a few times, and now he panicked, and he couldn't remember what was below.

With another wave of his hand, the last question appeared on it.

"Tight, tight, tight, tightly will clamp the egg (harmony) egg, Ding Ding, Ding Ding will hurt, it will hurt, clamp it!"

"Poof!"

"You're going to get caught in the game!"

"I'm speechless."

Li Fan thought about it, but picked up the pen again.

The young man's face was ugly and he thought for a while, then slammed the board and left. Standing aside with a huffing fist.

Liu Yongqiang was stunned, he didn't expect the boss's nephew to be so wasteful, he couldn't write the answer after reading it, and now he can only hope that Li Fan can't answer this question.

An animated intro appears on the screen again.

The person below is holding his forehead on his back.

"Aralei ......"

"When I first saw Aralei, I felt ...... dirt"

", how old were you when you looked at Aralei? Teenage years at most, right? ”

Li Fan also smiled and flipped through the sign.

Everyone craned their necks to see what he wrote on the sign.

Liu Yongqiang's heart was full of bitterness, and Li Fan's sign read, "Alalei!" ”